#plush.txt

[precambrianhottopic]

i don't think the american school system is that bad i just think you guys aren't very clever

#sorry. #plush.txt

[plushkinds]

I am so sorry for my inactivity I am preparing for transferring to an art school ontop of teaching soon and moving so I’m just too burnt off to draw self insert

#I need ideas too I’m really out of it lol #plush.txt

[precambrianhottopic]

(visibly shaking and covered in blood) yeah its just been kind of a long week haha

#its WEDNESDAY and i am in SHAMBLES #plush.txt

[precambrianhottopic]

OWEN’S NEXT TOP BEASTIE: FISH ROUND 1

you know the coelacanth. i know the coelacanth. we both love the coelacanth. but may i ask you to consider the humble, the sleek, the incredibly fast bluefin tuna.

#plush.txt #ontb #tournament poll #tumblr tournament #fish #fishblr #coelacanth #bluefin tuna

[precambrianhottopic]

he/it but in the 'default gender for any animal' kind of way

#you look at a creature. there he is. there it is #and that creature is me #plush.txt #therian

[precambrianhottopic]

ive been playing animal crossing again and ive been calling myself big papi sturgeon because some kind of fervor has gripped me and there is now at least one sturgeon in every room of my house

#i like em #plush.txt

[precambrianhottopic]

I LOVE BEING A GUY!!!!! TRANSGENDERISM FOREVER!!!!! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

#FEELING GOOD TONIGHT MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!! #plush.txt

[precambrianhottopic]

OWEN’S NEXT TOP BEASTIE: MISCELLANEOUS ROUND 1

i am. INCREDIBLY excited to see how this one turns out. the giant isopod is currently my reigning champion favorite animal and the anomalocaris has fought its way through the wild card bracket to even get to this point. two amazingly weird crustacean competitors i cant WAIT to see how this goes

#plush.txt #ontb #tournament poll #tumblr tournament #anomalocaris #giant isopod #miscellaneous #crustaceans #paleoblr

[precambrianhottopic]

internet historian comment section is just one massacre after another rn btw

#hbomberguy #plush.txt

[precambrianhottopic]

seething digging my nails into the table coughing up blood i love being trans being trans is a gift i am full of trans joy

#i do. i do love being trans its the best tjing to ever happen to me but #ogh the horrors #plush.txt

[precambrianhottopic]

OWEN'S NEXT TOP BEASTIE: EXTINCT ANIMALS WILD CARD ROUND 1

information + propaganda under the cut!!

Spinosaurus

Bio: Spinosaurus were river-dwelling carnivores that lived during the Cretaceous period. Their name comes from the distinctive 'sail' on their back, made up of seven-foot tall spines. Spinosaurus was a strong swimmer and a fierce predator, hunting almost exclusively in the water. Its skull was long and crocodile-like, with greater bone density for more control over its buoyancy, and it's currently the largest known carnivorous dinosaur at ~46-59 feet in length.

Propaganda: these dudes are fuckin sick. my favorite dinosaur by a long shot and i shouldnt have to explain why. also every new discovery seems to steer them away from being a sick ass carnivore to a duck billed weirdo and im so here for ittttt

Anomalocaris

Bio: Anomalocaris were the greatest thing to happen to the Cambrian period. These funky little bastards had a body structure so unconventional it defied classification for years. They were apex predators of the Cambrian ocean, and one of the key species in defining the predator-prey relationships we recognize today. Giant compound eyes for visual hunting, huge grasping tendrils out front, and a segmented body- what's not to love?

Propaganda: just go here ok?

#plush.txt #ontb #tournament poll #tumblr tournament #spinosaurus #anomalocaris #paleoblr #extinct animals

[precambrianhottopic]

OWEN'S NEXT TOP BEASTIE

friends. romans. mutuals. the time has come for a new favorite animal. the giant isopod's time draws to a close and it's time for a new champion. because i am both incredibly bored and incredibly autistic, there is only one was to do this.

BEHOLD

THE BRACKET!

i have a strange obsession with running tournaments and im making it everyone else's problem! 64 animals, divided up into birds, fish, mammals, and everything else that i didnt have enough of to get a whole side of the bracket to itself (there is also an extinct wild card that will be decided shortly before the miscellaneous bracket). all of these creatures are ones that i personally enjoy, and they're seeded based on personal preference, so i have no idea what the results are going to end up looking like.

why am i doing this instead of just picking the one i like best or, better yet, not doing this at all? because it's fun. dipshit.

if there's a certain animal you feel deserves the world that you want to send in propaganda for, here is a form for that!

with the exception of the wild card poll, which will run for a day, each round will be open for a week. after the polls close, tournament standings will be updated and the next round will begin. higher resolution brackets under the cut:

#plush.txt #pinned post #HI GUYS!!! THIS IS THE INCREDIBLY AUTISTIC THING I WAS TALKING ABOUT. WELCOME TO MY BEASTS POLL #sorry for being a freak and making a giant bracket for my own amusement. enjoy my magnum opus #polls #tournament poll #poll bracket #animals #ontb

[precambrianhottopic]

when someone posts a picture of their animal doing something silly and someone responds with a drawing of aforementioned animal and then the op responds to them with a picture of the animal looking at the drawing...that's why the internet exists

#plush.txt

[precambrianhottopic]

ive taken what is potentially the worst photo of any cat ever would anyone like to see

#plush.txt

[precambrianhottopic]

OWEN’S NEXT TOP BEASTIE: MAMMALS ROUND 1

leopard seals are so...horses of the sea. horses are like the horses of the land.

#plush.txt #ontb #tournament poll #tumblr tournament #mammals #leopard seal #horse

[precambrianhottopic]

finished 3x8 like 20 minutes ago. is this anything

#plush.txt #dark netflix #MUTUALS!!! WATCH THIS SHOW IT FUCKING RULESSSS