#poor bb 😂

[nessa007]

jonah every time he talked in interviews about when he and halle filmed the drowning/rescue scene in the huge tank and how he’s not at all a good swimmer and basically almost drowned for real

#poor bb 😂 #jonah hauer king #halle bailey #the little mermaid #the little mermaid 2023 #text post

[sakuraswordly]

#Pffff poor BB 😂 #fate extra ccc #fate/extra ccc #fate bb #gilhaku #fate gilgamesh #hakuno kishinami #bb #yes that's it that's the route #金女主

[emersonfreepress]

I shouldn't like marcus as much as I do but I think he's so funny 😂 like what an eternal buttmonkey no wonder curt picks on him sm 😭 such an impotent, pathetic brand of terrible it's rounding back into endearing 😌 reading stuff about him is like "haha, classic marcus ☺️ love him"

It's very fun having a proper butt-monkey on cast! Vivian/Vincent is the butt-monkey of the main cast, but Marcus is the game's butt-monkey. My personal butt-monkey. He has very little self-awareness and no sense of humor about himself, so I have to admit I enjoy picking on him too 😆

also, for those of you who don't know wtf we're talking about rn lol:

#i think it makes a full circle back to endearing too!! 😂😂 #like oh jeez the poor bb cant help but be this impotently angry lil monster #...let's kick him down the well since he screams funny 😂 #that's how i feel anyway; curt does not share that endearment lol #lovely anon #marcus #e prep students #trope talk

[yunmew]

I'm not ready to do a music post for MSP, but I have to!

This show is so fun, so happy, so sweet. It’s not AT ALL what I expected it to be, and instead it’s actually perfect 😭😭

This video is whatever (😅), but this song is currently on constant repeat in my head and it makes me so happy 😊💓 (It even references Kae Ter!! 😭)

Beautiful enough👍

(This cover might be better than the original 😭)

✌️🫰✌️🥹💕

😊🎶🎶🎶

Perfect 😢

This show is not over yet, but it's definitely my top after BBS I’m not joking 😭

#perfect 🥹 #Poor Gem was the only one out of all the actors in this show who could actually play music and he didn’t get to pick up a guitar until now😂 #chinzhilla baby let’s go!! super looking forward to the rest of this show 🥰 #Actually tearing up while playing these songs they're so good 🥹 #This show is so good y'all - BBS legacy right here 💪💪have I ever seen something so sweet and happy?? 🥹💓

[teyamsatan]

My sweet bb Andra 💕 How are you doing love ? 💫

I have a juicy Request and I know you will make its justice 😩🤌🏻

So basically, we have Neteyam and Mate going out for a little time together at the lake, or pond whatever (deep enough 😏😳). Reader decides to draw Neteyam. So he poses for her and well she starts drawing and all. She is all concentrated looking at the paper for a moment and she feels something being thrown at her. She looks at him and well 🥴 We don't need any precisions here :3

Reader is all flustered and Neteyam is just smirking widely. Reader hasn't any time to react because we hear Jake's voice screaming Neteyam's name from afar. Oh ! Guess what ? Neteyam forgot. Yes. He forgot a training with his father (Pls let this poor guy rest a bit 🙂).

And Lo'ak (Otherwise it wouldn't be funny hehe)

Neteyam tries to grab his loincloth but reader is faster and throws it far into the bushes, with a smirk obv. So Neteyam has no choice to jump into the water (I know that Na'vi are less ashamed of nudity... Are they ? Anyways !)

So his brother and father get there, very fastly. Everything that happened before was like in 10 secs.

The rest I leave up to you 😏 We only need some funny dad-Neteyam and brother-Neteyam interactions when he just can't go out of the water, but he's very very late... Then we have Lo'ak that finally understands and just cannot stop laughing, making Jake more than less annoyed than he already was. And we have some intense playfull eye contacts with the reader. She's enjoying it haha.

Yeah... You can end it like you want 😂💖 My brain is a mess sometimes ugh 😥

Okay Imma stop 🙈🌸 I hope this inspired you and no pressure okay ? 🫂

Smooches 🥰

no cause this is so so funny and i hope you enjoyed bestie xx it feels good to be back writing for neteyam :((

pairing: neteyam x human!reader

wc: 1170 words

warnings: smut, fluff, minors do not interact 🔞

na'vi compendium: yawne - beloved, tewng - loincloth, tanhí - bioluminescent freckles

As a human on Pandora, there wasn't much for you to do, very little your body was inherently made for. You were slow and clumsy, a stark contrast to the Na'vi carrying you on his back like a little doll, all nimble and quiet as he treaded the deep shrubbery, his thumbs massaging your thighs as you rested your chin on his shoulder, humming contently in between peppering kisses to his neck.

As a human on Pandora, you were stuck in a lab most days, with filtered air and fluorescent lights, that did nothing for you, that had a rare talent of making even the most beautiful creature look ghastly and ashen, that gave you a headache, that made you miss the beautiful light peering through the uneven gaps created by the branches of the tall trees of the Omaticayan forest. Stuck as you were, you turned to artistic outlets for your boredom. You loved to draw, and you became very good in time, enough that the entire lab and some of the village were now covered in your landscapes and your portraits. The people loved you, and your talents, and often urged you to draw them or loved ones, as a way to immortalise a face or a moment forever in time, a priceless gift for them, and one that gave you a place amongst the Na'vi, even different, as you were.

As a human on Pandora, you didn't have a lot of choice of entertainment... or men. But you've never felt the lack... not when you had Neteyam. Your best friend, your confidant, he was always up for a challenge, and, let's just say, he always thought of you as one. In the few years since your 18th birthday, a rite of passage of sorts for humans, you were told, Neteyam made it his purpose to show you that you will never have to miss out on anything on Pandora, that he would make it his life's mission to... be there for you, in any and every way you needed, be it to be a shoulder to cry on, or a shoulder to rest your legs on as his head was in between your thighs, Neteyam was always there - ready to help, ready to serve.

You gulped as you reminisced about this morning, about the moans that escaped him as he was lapping at your folds like he was quenching an unquenchable thirst, like eating you out was for his own pleasure, and not your own, or the way he didn't stop until you were so overstimulated you were crying, something he made up for by showering you in soft kisses and quiet whispers of "you did so well for me, yawne. you always take me so well."

"You ok back there... friend?"

"Yes, Teyam. Just tired. Are we almost there yet?"

"Patience, love. You wanted more inspiration for your drawings, right? I told you I found just the place, and you're going love it, I promise. It's just a little further."

Well, he was right. The little meadow created by a small, clear pond, bustling with little fish swimming peacefully, drowned in warm sunlight, was the perfect backdrop for the painting you had in mind. With a small smirk, you pointed at the water and clicked your tongue at your much larger, beautiful, muscular friend.

"Get in, Teyam."

"Why?"

"I've wanted to draw you for a while, I just wanted the perfect background, and now I have it. Now go."

You chuckled to yourself as you heard a loud splashing noise, and settled on removing your pad and pens, placing them on the ground next to you as you thought about what positions would work best for what you had in mind. You gasped loudly when something soft hit you in the face, removing you from your less than innocent reveries - it seemed Neteyam was ahead of you, as you felt for the object that you removed from yourself and realised it was his loincloth. When you looked back at him, your mind shortcircuited at the sight of his naked body, glistening in the sun as the water dripped down every defined muscle, down his chest and abs, down his v-line, down his -

"You like what you see, yawne?"

Although it pained you, you raised your eyes until they met his beautiful features, tanhí shining brightly even in broad daylight, as they always did when he was overtly happy or amused, and by the wild, mischievous grin and crinkles by his eyes, it was a safe assumption he was both.

"I say you forget the painting for now, and come here so I can show you how... grateful I am you thought of me as your next subject."

It was a no-brainer to you, really, but when you heard a voice you knew all too well screaming, the noise echoing through the trees, heightening the sound, your body stilled in place.

"Neteyam! Are you there, boy?"

"Fuck! I forgot I was supposed to meet my dad for training."

"Quick, throw me the tewn-" you screeched as the instruction came too little too late, and in the heat of the moment and much to Neteyam's dismay, frightened by the quickly approaching steps of the Olo'eyktan, you threw the cloth in the opposing direction, somewhere in the bushes.

"Netey- ah, kid. What are you two doing here?"

You just looked at him, panicked, eyes flickering from him to Neteyam's younger brother, who looked at you suspiciously, eye narrowed as they assessed the situation at hand through a lens of youth and misdemeanour Jake couldn't really see, and you were glad.

"Cat got your tongue, kid?" The Sully patriarch's raised eyebrow did very little to will out of the catatonic state you found yourself in, so you remained quiet as he scoffed, turning his attention to his oldest son, instead.

"You were supposed to be in training at 1400 hours, remember?"

"Yes, sir."

"Come on, out. We need to be off and make up for it."

"I-I... can't."

"And why the hell not, boy?"

You felt Jake's eye roll deep in your soul, and you felt like you should take the blame for this since... you threw Neteyam's clothes away in fear, and everything. You should rectify this.

"Jake, I-"

"Oh, my Eywa! He's naked! He's so naked!"

Your mouth dropped in shock, but it was too late. The cat was indeed out of the bag, and as your and Neteyam's eyes met, listening to his dad's groans of disgust, you were a little relieved to see a hint of a smile on his face, the beautiful twinkle of amusement putting your mind at ease, letting you know it was all going to be ok. As long as you were together, and you had him, it was all going to be ok.

Reaching your hand behind your head to scratch the itchy spot at the base of your neck, you laughed awkwardly as you spoke:

"I'm... experimenting with some new artistic techniques?"

#✎ andra's requests #◘ andra's oneshots/drabbles #༊*·˚ andra's works #neteyam #neteyam x reader #neteyam fanfic #neteyam reader #neteyam sully #avatar #avatar twow #avatar fanfic #neteyam x avatar!reader #neteyam sully fanfiction #neteyam angst #awow #awow neteyam #neteyam smut #neteyam x y/n #avatar way of water #neteyam x reader smut #neteyam x you #neteyam x omaticaya!reader #neteyam fluff

[theflagscene]

Wait! How!? When!? Where!? How is White suddenly there!? How did Tee meet White!? You can’t just play upbeat music and have the boys running around to show the passage of time and not explain how the fucking villain of the story got the most adorably innocent lil princess boyfriend on the planet!

Phee, bringing Jin on a date to the same place you and Non liked to go is just weird. I hate people who use the same ‘date’ spots for their new partners that they used with their past partners and no, this isn’t me projecting, why do you ask!? Lmao 😂 shut up it’s still tacky af

‘Friend’ the dreaded word.

What is with the ass slapping and window sex!? I mean, I get that they’re supposed to 18 year old boys, who are by definition perverted, but that was some porn level shit. Also, again, no prep. Phee wasn’t even the one blown so it’s not like they were even using spit for lube, or an already lubed condom. What is this, another ABO show? Just having the dudes slick and sliding all over one another apparently.

Ta’s got a decent ass at least, good for him.

“Did you cheat on my brother?” Nah, pretty sure they broke up when Phee saw him being raw dogged by the teacher and then told him to go die, but whatever helps you sleep at night Tan.

“Don’t fall in love with him.” Yeah, I think it’s too late for that.

Oh, mom is not looking so great. Hmm, something tells me that video isn’t real. Mom knows what’s up, it’s finally hit her, her baby’s dead. The actress did a fantastic job of a mother realizing the truth of the death of her child, it’s a startling realization that does take your legs out from under you. Your mind blanks, you can’t think about anything but the last time you saw them, the last terrible thing you said, all you can do is try not to scream. - That got a little too dark and real, sorry.

news.boc.com Cute BoC, very cute.

How long were Phee and Jin supposed to have been fucking by now? Weeks? Months? Because Jin has gotten very emotionally invested very quickly, which is appropriate for teenagers I suppose.

Two years, so they’d be in their what, second year of uni? Tan has gone full mad scientist I see.

Wait, he called to tell Tan that his mom was dead and it was her funeral that day and he just showed tf up! When his dad thought he was still in England!? Lmao, that’s fricking hilarious. I know, I know, wrong reaction to this scene but I’m weird, what can I say.

Oops, bye bye daddy. No wonder Tan is so fucking nuts! That would drive anyone insane. He literally needs Non to be alive otherwise he’s lost everything for nothing.

Is Tan his own guinea pig for his drugs!? Jesus dude, get some help.

Question, were Phee and Jin fucking during their time at university too? Or are you telling me all this ‘I love him’ crap was from one night of decent dick and a few ‘best friend dates’? Like the math ain’t mathing, establish a better timeline here for me when it comes to their relationship because in the first episode it made it seem like they were screwing around for a really long time, months at the very least. But now it seems like they fucked around a couple times in one 12 hour period, Jin decided that was enough to wanna date, caught Phee in a mood because of the fake news report and then they just… what? Kept fucking? Stopped? Jin carried a torch for him for over two years after one night together? Acted like a scorned lover for years because of a single teenaged tryst? Not to be that guy, but girl, you’re coming off a little desperate. I need a more accurate timeline!!!

“This won’t kill them.” Tan, could you try and be a tad more convincing when saying that?

That was a fantastic look from Tan to end on, ngl. Although someone needs to save baby White!

Next episode, we’re back in the present for the most part it seems. Jin somehow still trusts Phee, Fluke somehow gets the gun back and oh look, he holds White hostage, poor bb did nothing, leave him alone! And Tee clearly does know what happened to both Non and Keng as he runs up onto the roof where his uncle is to see the pair… unconscious? Dead? One of each?

I want some backstory about how White fits into all of this next time as well, that would be great. Although considering how little the timeline of events during grade 12 are fully explained, I doubt knowing more about White would make very much sense at this point.

#Lynn watches DFF #dff the series #dff spoilers #dead friend forever #pheejin #teewhite

[play-rough]

Thinking about what someone or you said about Ranpo replacing Dazai's paci with candy😭imagine him doing that but with a lemon. He's quick with it and kunikida doesn't notice but he's like ranpo why is the baby making that face™🤨🤨

Reminds me of this beloved meme lmaooo 😭 kunikida should make ranpo taste the lemon too 😭😂 Dazai would definitely like a non lemon lollipop though poor bb

#💌

[mydysfunctionalvampirefamily]

Neil about Johnny's haven: where is all your stuff?

How does Johnny not know Miles also made a deal?? 😂

Joey always makes me so sad. Thank God he has Wynn looking out for him. Wynn!!!, 🥺🥺

Is it that weird, Johnny, that Miles doesn't call you as first thing of the night? 😏😏

Johnny comforting Miles. That's sweet. I'm glad this coterie has each other's back.

I mean you really gotta respect Miles being so polite about being on the edge of frenzying and just ending someone right then and there.

Just Johnny and Miles on a revenge killing spree?

Britta, just readying yourself to let Johnny attack you is not helpful right now!

Johnny is always a better man than expected.

Marcos dies hopeless and afraid?? Damn poor Marcos.

Neil!!! Oh my God! If Miles ever finds out!!

Lex really went, thank you Neil for making sure Marcos cannot come back I will use this to torture Miles.

And then Miles goes I don't know if I can be in control much longer and Lex is like this is a perfect moment for Reece to give a call. 😂 *chef's kiss*

Johnny knows how to deal with Miles' frenzy.

Shit just keeps hitting the fan.

Neil just whimpering and freaking out, what a treat!

"I'm not worried about me dying, don't let take my stuff" truly the embodiment of an ocd/hoarder panic attack. Poor Neil.

Wynn offering to go to the haven if Neil goes to court. 🥰

And poor Britta having to take a Miles and Neil to court, by herself. Good luck!

The bb is crying 😭it always makes me feel so sad and happy because Neil hurts so good. This man is fine angst real estate.

#path of night podcast #pon liveblogging #season 2 #Episode 37

[ageless-aislynn]

Aislynn's Rumble Jumble of Random Thinky Thoughts on Halo s2 ep 5 "Aleria."

Spoilers, natch. 😉

I was holding out a little bit of hope, especially given that Riz went back for Vannak, that we were going to get some sort of last minute reprieve to save the big fellow. Sadly, no. 😭

John's guilt that Riz went back for Vannak's body because he had been pushing her so hard was understandable but I don't believe that was the whole story, if it was even a part of it at all. I think she went back for him because because he was one of them and they don't leave one of their own behind. More than that, she went back for him because she loves him. Call it the love for a brother, for a comrade, a friend who has been at her side since they were children, she loved him. Of course, you're also welcome to call it romantic as well, you know how I support my fellow shippers 117% at all times 😇 (she says, as if she hasn't totally written Vannak/Riz shippy fic 😂😉)

Poor John, of all the trauma he's been through, this has been by far the worst of it all: he's been abandoned by the UNSC, he's lost his armor, he's lost his identity as Master Chief, he's lost Reach, has lost Cortana, lost Admiral Keyes, lost Kai, lost Vannak and then now Riz. That moment when he tells her she's all he has left just about broke my heart. When she hugged him, he did a brilliant job, IMO, of showing how for a moment, he just wanted to close his eyes and collapse onto her, then pride makes him withdraw and try to pull a facade together like it doesn't matter. *sniffle*

I obviously hope this isn't the last we see of Riz but, at the same time, I'm happy for her. She deserves some peace after the terrifying amount of physical and emotional violence she's been through. Just seeing her smiling at the end made my heart feel a little better. Love you, Riz. I hope we see you again having a great life, bb, you deserve it. 💖

Okay, so I was NOT expecting Laera to go all Negan with a barbed wire bat. 😮 But was it satisfying to watch the quiet menace growing larger and larger, while that shopkeeper dude clearly realized that he would've been better off taking a beating from Soren? Yes, that was very satisfying, indeed, lol! And why I wasn't expecting the UNSC to have taken Kessler is beyond me because of COURSE they know about him (Halsey called him by name, after all) and of COURSE they're going to want a son of a Spartan. Will any of Soren's enhancements have been passed down genetically? Will Kessler be more likely to survive the process if they put him through it? Will they not even have to put him through it at all? I would imagine they have a lot of questions they'd like answered. And Laera and her bat would be very happy to answer them all, I'd imagine... 🥊😠🥊😉

Now, the three most important things about the scenes with Makee, Cortana and not!Thel!Arbiter whom I shall try to now call Var 'Gatanai since that's his name:

I still don't care for Cortana's makeover. 🤷‍♀️I liked the bit of camaraderie between her and Makee, especially with Makee's line about what happens when a useful thing loses its use. I see a forced alliance in their future, if not an actual friendship.

I still keep staring at Makee's eyebrows, wondering if they're more blonde because she dyed them or is it from whatever she went through to bring her back to life after last season. Yes, this is the important thing to keep worrying about. 🙄😜

I had to struggle so hard not to loudly exclaim, "ARE YOU BLINDED BY ITS MAJESTY?" when Cortana showed Var the Halo lands Makee and John frolicked through in season 1. 😇😂😉

And fourth place runner up, I didn't get as many shippy vibes this week between Makee and Var, whom I can call by his name or by not!Thel!Arbiter but not just "the Arbiter" because I'm a card-carrying member of the Fangirls of Arbiter Thel 'Vadam Fan Club and I'm not going to risk losing my membership. 😂😉

My bb boi. *draws sparkly hearts everywhere* 💖💖💖😉

I'm of two minds about them pretty obviously giving Var the Arbiter storyline here. However, if they would've called the character Thel 'Vadam(ee) but not had him voiced by Keith David? Um, HERESY. I don't say that sort of thing often when it comes to new adaptations but, c'mon, he IS the Arbiter when it comes to voices and considering that Thel would be CGI or whatever they're using to create Var and the other Elites, it's not the same sort of prospect as I've heard other people say, that they should've dubbed Steve Downes' voice over Pablo Schreiber's. (Yes, I saw that pop up a couple of times in the earlier days.) I mean, clearly Steve Downes IS Master Chief when it comes to the games but dubbing a live action actor is never going to look smooth, IMO.

Anyway, I think this means we won't be meeting Thel in this series, since his storyline is currently going along without him. 🤷‍♀️

Now to see what's in store for us next week. I am both looking forward to and dreading Kai and John's inevitable reunion. He's going to feel utterly betrayed, I'd think, and as I've said before, if she's not utterly devastated by Vannak's death and feeling guilty over not being there when Silver Team needed her... I'm going to have to super-duper fix that with fic. *nodnods* 😜😉

PS - Am I writing something utterly fluffy for Vannak right now? OF COURSE I am! C'mon, Vannak, jump in the AU Party Warthog, where you'll always be safe and happy!

#halo #halo the series #halo paramount+ #master chief #john-117 #vannak-134 #riz-028 #laera #makee #var 'gatanai #arbiter var 'gatanai #cortana #ageless aislynn

[mygwenchan]

Argh, my boys are sad again 😥

Maybe they should date each other? Pretty sure Porche can help First out with the whole bdsm stuff in case Zouey isn't into it. Speaking of Porche and Jump.. where the heck are those two? I miss them ;;

I like this shot. Looks pretty with the reflection and everything :3

Yeah the thing is, I wouldn't blame Captain too hastily. Captain mentioned to Keen that there used to be an uncle he gave "massages" to. I'm pretty sure there's a very unpleasant backstory hidden in that remark... Wouldn't be surprised if Captain's obsession with making his friends have sex stems from the wish to be able to connect with them. Basically make them have a similar experience like his own, so he doesn't feel so alone with it?

Poor rich boy hours ;;

He uses sex as a means to escape reality, huh? Damn, how much did First's father fuck him up?

And finally we got our answer! Zouey just wants to feel that good lovin 💖

Awww, they are both quite romantic :3

That is a very good question, Zouey!

My best guess is that somehow the clip with him and Captain ended up with Keen and then Keen showed it to Soong and then Soong showed it to Teena? Idk 😂

lol

Yes, go get your man back~

Also get that cold shower bb, you need it XD

#playboyy #playboyy the series #playboyy ep4 #gwen's watchlist

[parttimesarah]

💜My immediate reactions to WWDITS 5x5💚

* We love a cheeky menty b walk, Nandor!

* Nandor really flashing those fangs! On the local news. I love how no one ever mentions the fangs.

* “Shitty shit, I fucked it!” 😂 Oh Nandor, everyone just thinks you’re a dumb New Yorker/Staten Island resident. Nothing new, bb. We’ll love you through it.

* Nandor calls for Guillermo first!!!! He- he NEEDS him! (In Aziraphale’s voice, if you’ll be so kind).

* Colin’s flappy hands and going back to his wall-punching ways was fun to see. He’s seemingly been just as ready for this occurrence as Nadja.

* Shouting “Where’s Guillermo?” is the best “better idea”, Nandor. Good call.

* Guillermo’s family is looking great! That nightclub money really helped!

* Oh shoot! Something tells me that interrupted news hypnotism didn’t work, Nandy.

* Guillermo’s Spanish will always be lovely to hear. Normalize bilingual rep!

* Go-bags and blonde hair. Brilliant, Nadja. What could go wrong? Also, I love that she took the time to dye the doll’s hair too.

* Did– Did Nandor’s crotch just break a cinder block?

* They are just really flashing the fangs all over the place, huh?! The Guide’s were even more obvious than Nandor’s on the news.

* More Sean?! I love it! He’s been in so many eps this season!!

* Nadja’s hypnosis of Guillermo’s family really worked well! I’m still surprised they can’t detect the bit of Guillermo that’s vampire now though.

* I like that Guillermo felt like he could still tell the vampires what to do when he was on the phone with Laszlo. His bodyguard instincts are very much still there.

* Poor Guillermo! Saying goodbye to his mom three times. Seeing just how tough this part of the process is for him is rough.

* Nandor’s line: “Friends!… The Guide.” (Poor Guide…)

* Ooooo, badass knife skills, Nandor! That was smooth af!

* Please go to him, Nandor! Guillermo is calling out for a vulnerable, truthful conversation in that music room. 😭

* Bye bye, Jalopy! (UPDATE: Hello again, Jalopy!)

* What the hell are you thinking, Colin Robinson?! There’s clearly no one attacking you, so yeah, why not just light the news truck on fire?!

* Oh god, what is gonna happen to Guillermo when they get back? You ARE needed, Guillermo!!!!

* Is Nandor about to hypnotize the whole city?! UPDATE: Nandor AND Nadja! They are, as of this season, definitely the two best hypnotists, so I guess that makes sense. I gotta ask though, why doesn’t the news broadcast hypnosis work on the film crew?

* Not the Guide draining the weather lady in the shot. That’s a pretty big schmutz on the screen.

* Colin is an un-ironically great weather man. I wonder if that will factor into the next ep based on him saying in the teaser that he has become too interesting to drain people effectively.

* Guillermo talking about how the tough part of being a vampire is who you leave behind makes me INCREDIBLY nervous about the fact that the rumored title for ep.10 is “Exit Interview”

* Yes, mid-credits Action Guillermo! That vampire bodyguard is very much still in there!

#nandor is so clearly in denial about how much he needs Guillermo #the end of this season is going to destroy me #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #what we do in the shadows fx #wwdits fx #Nandermo #wwdits s5e5 #wwdits 5x5

[scribbledghost]

Kimchi anon lol 🤗

I love what you wrote so so so very much!!

The pool is used because it’s easy to get in America and easy to hose off after but they have the tarp in Korea and you can probably use it for anything but tbh I’ve only ever seen it used for kimchi since that’s the most common thing to make at home with it.

https://youtu.be/W87fOBWnpsM?si=2z-TP5Ss1DW9sHLf

Is a pretty good video to get an idea of what it’s like. Lots of work, but it’s fun with everyone joining.

And at the end everyone is sent home with a shit ton of food.

I’d kind of tease Simon a bit for washing off the spice on his kimchi like you would do for a child but if anyone else teases him it’s like “hey 😡 he’s my baby only I can tease him” and then feed him more washed kimchi 🤣

I eat ghost pepper food so I’m kinda spice broken.

Awww I just love the idea of everyone coming over and making food together 😭 I’d want to make it a yearly thing.

I’d probably send things when they’re away or before Simon goes off to do god knows what, I’m shoving a bag of goodies for the trip over and possibly the others.

Omg. I’d die if they started calling me “Noona” (older sister) 😭❤️❤️❤️

I know Price is older so he wouldn’t, but it’s still cute for the others!

OH. Sorry kimchi anon again. Milk is best for getting rid of spice in the mouth! (He needs some milk 😂) poor Simon. The first bite he takes is followed by coughing and trying to play it off as swallowing funny, but water will only make it worse. Probably give him milk or even ice cream poor bb. Do you think Soap has good spice tolerance? I need more spice buddies to eat with.

aaaahhhh thank you for the video!!! That looks like so much fun with everyone getting together and preparing all the veggies before seasoning the cabbage. (Simon probably commandeers any sort of vegetable cutting, let's be honest). Also, I can only imagine how good the place smells while all this is going on.

Also what do you mean water makes it worse!? I knew milk was better for spice, but I didn't know water makes it worse!! But yes, Simon definitely tries to strongman it out, but you can totally tell by how red his face gets and how much he's coughing that it is Way Too Spicy for the poor guy lol. (He needs some milk!!) The rest of the group will try to poke fun at him for it, since they all have much better spice tolerance. Until you scold them for it, anyway lol

"Shut up, only I'm allowed to make fun of him," you say as you hand-feed him more washed kimchi lmao

They'd love making it a yearly tradition!! It'd be something they all look forward to, I think. Just a day with good food and good company. You know they're also asking Simon if he brought any food every time he shows up on base to go on an op.

Soap and Gaz would totally start calling you noona. Get them hooked on any kind of Korean show and it just becomes their go-to nickname for you once they find out what it means.

Also, Soap's spice tolerance is through the roof. He puts the rest of the team to shame. Totally eats ghost pepper food with you, and makes it his mission to find something Too Spicy (he hasn't found it yet). Gaz is a close second, and can definitely hold his own, but Soap's still got him beat.

#simon ghost riley #johnny soap mactavish #kyle gaz garrick #john price #ghost scribbles

[telomeke-bbs]

BAD BUDDY EPISODE 7 – BAIT-AND-SWITCH WITH CHARLIE BROWN ON THE ROOFTOP

When Pat wore his Baseball Mom tee on the rooftop in Ep.5, one possible reading is that his wacky outfit was actually a call-out to Pran playing a massive bait-and-switch prank on him, after all the times he'd done it to Pran before.

And through this lens, you can also read Pat and Pran as incarnating Lucy and Charlie Brown respectively from the comic strip Peanuts, while the various bait-and-switch games can be seen as renditions of the iconic football gag that Lucy always played on Charlie Brown. (Yes I know this sounds really crazy, but you can read more explanation and justification at this write-up linked here.)

Prior to Ep.5, Pat had always been pulling the bait-and-switch on Pran, just as Lucy did with Charlie Brown. Some examples:

Pat returned Pran's watch at Ep.1 [4/4] 9.46 in a gesture of friendship, only to impose the condition "But…don’t talk to me in front of people. They might think we're buddies."

The tragic bunk-over beginning at Ep.4 [4/4] 10.43, when Pat subjected poor Pran to all sorts of affectionate moments, before exploding any hope of a romance with him by announcing his romantic feelings for Ink instead.

Gently comforting an injured Pran with soothing medication at Ep.4 [3I4] 7.07, and then suggesting it was only to get him back to fighting fit as Pat's competitor in sports;

Returning Pran’s guitar, then whacking down his romantic hopes with a callous "I just like to see your face… when you lose" (Ep.3 [4/4] 10.30).

Just as Pran was always the one subjected to Pat's bait-and-switch, in Peanuts canon Charlie Brown was always the victim of Lucy's prank with the football (she'd whisk it away just before Charlie Brown could kick it, and the momentum of the run-up would send him flying).

But on the rooftop at the end of Ep.5 BBS continued its subversive agenda and had Pran (a version of Charlie Brown the bait-and-switch victim) pulling the switcheroo on Pat instead (who before that was always a version of Lucy, the historical perpetrator of the prank).

Pran suddenly reversed the roles and gave prankster Pat a taste of his own medicine, by walking away after confirming Pat's romantic hopes with The Kiss. And Pat found himself the victim of the very same kind of short-con that he'd been subjecting Pran too up until then.

Since Pat and Pran had switched roles on the rooftop at the end of Ep.5, their very next rooftop encounter at Ep.7 [4/4] 1.44 has Pran now incarnating the persona of crabby fussbudget Lucy, while Pat is Charlie Brown – and Mr. Jindapat is certainly dressed for the part with his t-shirt there calling loudly out to Charlie Brown's iconic zigzagged yellow top:

(above left) Bad Buddy Ep.7 [4/4] 1.48; (above right) Charlie Brown in his own iconic t-shirt

And this scene then becomes loaded with meaning when we look at it in the light of all the other bait-and-switch encounters in BBS, especially on the rooftop in Ep.5.

Pat calls attention to Pran's previous prankstering (at his expense) in Ep.5 on the rooftop by saying (in the subtitles) "You tricked me here for what now?" at Ep.7 [4/4] 1.44. (I think what he says is "หลอกกูมาทำอะไรอีกเนี่ย?", which – if so – probably translates to something more like "So what else are you duping me with, huh?" i.e., he's asking what more trickery is afoot from Pran).

Pran offhandedly denies any duplicity ("Come on. I’m not always playing games with you") but that's a lie of course – it's Ep.7 and they're still deep in the throes of their Beachside Bet™.😂 And Pat dismisses Pran's trickstering immediately because he knows Pran's ulterior motives in calling him there ("Yeah? If that guy didn’t quit the play, would you still want to see me?").

(above) Bad Buddy Ep.7 [4/4] 3.33

Pat then tops it off with his comment at timestamp 3.33 ("I love to see your face when you lose"), a reboot of what he first said in the Tinidee corridor at Ep.3 [4/4] 10.30 that also calls out to his bait-and-switch with the guitar there. And this firmly grounds the scene as another comment on his signature pranking.

So Pat as Charlie Brown refuses to take the bait offered by Pran. And then we see Pat/Charlie Brown, the erstwhile prank victim, flipping the script to perform a bait-and-switch back at Pran (in a parallel with what Pran/Charlie Brown did to Pat/Lucy on the rooftop at the end of Ep.5).

But this bait-and-switch on the Ep.7 rooftop is the antithesis of all the previous ones. Maybe Pat has learnt something?

Before this, whenever Pat played the bait-and-switch game with Pran, he would be dangling something of value as bait only to dash Pran's hopes with a last-minute substitution. The promise of a precious moment, replaced with something quite the opposite instead.

Here on the rooftop in Ep.7, Pat changes his modus operandi. He's stringing Pran along by imposing terms that are impossible for him to meet, in return for taking on the role of Riam. What he wants is a public confession of love, a demand that privacy-obsessed Pran (at this stage of his emotional/psychological journey) is intrinsically unable to fulfil. (Of course, Pran's journey will eventually get him to a point when he can and does make that very public confession in Ep.10, and he will pay Pat back for this Ep.7 moment by using another bait-and-switch to get Pat to their khan maak on the Archi steps. 😁)

But Pat is playing hardball here on purpose. He's dashing Pran's hopes upfront in a reversal of all their previous bait-and-switch games, by offering up only defeat and disappointment (without him as Riam, Pran will have to deal with a furious Toto and the musical in a shambles). Except that this also allows Pat to switch things up in a final flourish when he appears on stage as Riam at Ep.7 [4/4] 4.26, saving the day for his beloved.

(above) Bad Buddy Ep.7 [4/4] 6.40

It’s both a parallel with and also the absolute opposite of their previous bait-and-switch encounters (especially the one on the rooftop in Ep.5), because the initial proposition here is all doom and gloom, while the switched-in coup de grâce turns out to be a win instead for the recipient. It's hugely clever of BBS, and I'm kicking myself for not having seen this buried in there before.

No wonder this was the final play that won the match, worthy enough to have ended their Beachside Bet. And in this moment I think Pat made up for all the times he unwittingly broke poor Pran's heart with all his silly bait-and-switch games – by playing it one more time.

But this time around, instead of whisking his affection away, Pat deployed the ultimate switch-out and gave to Pran the prize he'd always wanted instead – Pat himself, no longer an elusive prankster who would offer and then pull away the possibility of romance, but someone Pran could rely on instead, to be there for him in support and love forever.💖

(above) Bad Buddy Ep.7 [4/4] 6.52 – Pat and Pran bask in the afterglow of Pat's redemptive bait-and-switch, with Pat doing it right by Pran for the first time

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#bad buddy #bbs lucy van pelt #bbs bait and switch #bad buddy bait and switch #patpran #bbs charlie brown #bbs peanuts #bad buddy analysis

[brandwhorestarscream]

Blitzbee thing again

Oh noooo, Blitzwing isn't having it. He's always fighting off the other triple changers because BB is HIS, now fuck off! But all Bumblebee has to really do is smile and they're falling all over him again. Thankfully Bee's busy with the bittie and helping out with the rescued bitties. The Blessing and Curse of being Teddy Bear shaped and sized to these giant babies.

And oh yeah, Earth is just.....a Decepticon base now. Humanity had its chance and it blew it. Bot time.

Bonus crack, if the TFA team sees that livestream and just, choose chaos. Cause uh, NO.

Nothing is more attractive than an adorable bite sized minibot being a devoted, loving daddy. Nothing is more attractive than a sire playing with their baby and making them laugh. Everyone is drooling over him and he's giving them all baby fever 😂

Even if team prime didn't watch the original livestream, there's absolutely no way that content didn't very quickly make it to them regardless. The human government was holding hostage and torturing a bunch of poor sparklings?! Unthinkable! Disgusting! How dare they! Prowl especially is ready to throw hands, considering before long he and Lockdown will be parents, and now he doesn't really safe having their bitty on earth

#blitzbee baby au

[darlenicy]

Okay, so I am watching season 5 and I won't hide my opinion on it

Episode 5x2

1stly I have to say, that watching this gives me physical pain. 😂 s4 was super duper good compared to this. But let's start with ep 2:

Let Musa sing, Bloom!

➡ honestly, it looks and feels so wrong to see the actual fairy of music with the angelic voice being reduced to a random band member

➡ Layla however fits the part of a drummer imo

I love how these guardian selkies are super useless but I have to admit, they're kinda cute. Better than the ugly pets anyway. And they have a task to fulfill and therefore and excuse to be in the show

also why is Tritannus' trident just lying there? shouldn't someone like..store it somewhere instead of letting it lie there in the dungeons on the floor?

also idk what happened to the Trix but the imprisonment must have been so traumatic to them that Icy suffers from a strong out-of-character sickness

➡ everyone knows this, but I'll say it again and again: Icy was totally disgusted by Valtor turning into a monster at the end of s3 and now Tritannus does it and now she's like cool💗

awawawa look at my girls' little faces (but it would've been way funnier if only Icy was the one who looked like that and Stormy and Darcy being 😒)

Layla finds out that Tritannus disturbed the coronation of his brother and is like: WHY DOES HE DO SOMETHING SO HORRIBLE?

➡ firstly: is it really that horrible to disturb a coronation? i mean it's not nice but HORRIBLE? isn't it rather horrible that a father imprisons his own son? And 2ndly do you really wonder about that when you too call Tritannus your psycho cousin? I'm afraid I'll found the Tritannus-Defense-Squad simply because everyone treats him like shit and this even though I don't really know what to think about him lol but this is so unfair

The oil floods the ocean ➡ Tecna: COME ON I HAVE TO FILM THIS! (this might be poorly translated in the German dub since she says in the nickelodeon version, that they had to document it but I find it kinda funny imagining Tecna to be someone who films straight away tragic events. There is car accident? WHERE IS MY CAMERA?)

another thing that makes me wonder if the script writers have actually ever thought about anything is why the oil can't harm the trix but tritannus? Any ideas? no? ok

Stormy: This guy could be our way out of here – Icy: This guy could be the guy for me ➡ stop thinking with your vagina, Icy. that’s so not you (seriously what happened during their imprisonment???)

it's kinda cute how concerned the trix look when tritannus attacked the selkies. It's not like they did the same things to the pixies already

like Stormy is so: OHHH NOO THE POOR BBS

also tritannus looks so ugly lmao what's wrong with you, icy?

and why does tritannus want to earth? Is there a proper reason? To get the oil? Only to get the oil? He really enjoys being an ugly monster? ok

Okay, their flirting is cute, I do admit that. It's better written then skloom and that's funny.

Icy: "We don't have our powers, they were taken from us" (➡ doesn't s1 show us that this is actually impossible????) But if you could ....." *fluttering her eyelashes* Tritannus: ".... restore them?" Icy: yes <;3 OKAY I admit that's cute. Their dynamic is better than skloom's ever was lmao

Tritannus is also a bitch for kajal, isn't he 👁? ⬇

⬆ i mean look at his eyes. good for him i guess.. but look at his eyes! 🤣🤣

Darcy: What do you think? Stormy: …why not – lmao she's like "we’ve nothing better to do now”

➡ but I love seeing them kinda wondering IF they should follow them or not. Before, the trix always did follow the bad guys as a team but now Icy is doing her solo thing and Darcy is like... are we okay with that? and stormy is like: she'll get over him soon

I love the trix being able to sense the magic of the Winx on earth

why do the Winx need SO LONG to transform?? why run away like chickens? you can transform and ahjhhhhggg 🤬

WHY ISN'T ROXY WITH THEM??? Why is she left out again?? She could help! JUSTICE FOR ROXY!

Why do the Winx suddenly know how to breath underwater? Wasn't that like hard in s3? What? We give no fck on continuity? OK

icy crying for help?…………….you fkn serious? ➡ Icy, how out of character do you wanna be? Icy: YES

#winx club season 5 #winx #winx club #winx trix #winx icy #winx tritannus #winx layla #leni watches winx #s5 #5x2 #let's watch winx #winx rewatch #winx reaction

[deepspacedukat]

Hey fren! It’s Azora Starr 😋 popping in 😂 first of all how are you doing?😄

Also sorry for all the pet pictures 😂 I wanted to show you that my alien Betta Taiko is still doing good, he’s actually gotten a little bigger. He was a little over an inch when I got him and he’s two inches now. I’m also confused on if he’s a young male pretending to be a female or actually a female betta. He has a betta beard but a female egg spot on his/her belly. Could be a female that changed to a male too, young bettas will do that if they hatch into a purely female environment and haven’t laid eggs previously.

I also broke down and ended up setting up a new 10 gallon tank for a second betta two weeks ago (so it had time to cycle) this poor samurai betta (because of his scale type he was marked up in price which isn’t right since plakat scales are prone to blindness I know already he’s going to be blind in one eye already he has one blue eye with a scale already encroaching), I ended up using a coupon for him dude was $47 at full price with tax but he has been at petco for at least 4+ months, I saw him when I got Taiko and this guys been in the same spot except last week I noticed he got moved to the back to make room for newer bettas coming in, he didn’t move in the cup or come up to me until I got him home and I put a betta hammock in there for him while I acclimated him. He has been coming up and looking at me today and even came right up to my finger for food. I haven’t named him yet but he’s the biggest betta I’ve ever owned he’s 3 inches now.

Aww, hi Azora! 💙 I hope you're doing well!

Oooooooh! Look at the fish bbs! You never have to apologize for the pet pictures. I always love them! 💙💙💙💙

I'm so glad Taiko is doing well, and I hope the samurai betta is enjoying his new home! He sounds like a nice boi! And he lorge too! I'm so proud of new big boy for being brave and swimming right up t your finger today!! 🥳

Also, I think tumblr ate your second ask? I saw a notif for an ask where you mention Cinder, but it just kind of disappeared when I tried to open it? So...I apologize for that lol. I hope Cinder is doing well, and if you would plz give her some nice pats and scritches for me, that'd be greatly appreciated! 🙏💙

#deepspacedukat asks #azorastarr #how dare tumblr eat your second ask #it knows i look forward to updates about Cinder and was intentionally rude 😤