#prude 🙄😒

[danyllura]

Hijacked!Peeta whose memories are still muddled making Katniss a cake to try and work on their relationship:

#its awful but I’ve been cackling at the idea of how mean highjacked Peeta was lately #like I bet at one point with the pregnancy plot and his own memories of them in the train he probably assumed they had slept together #and I’m just picturing him figuring out they haven’t and him just looking at Katniss like #prude 🙄😒 #him being mean is only funny cause it’s Peeta and he’s baby🫶 #everlark #katniss everdeen #peeta mellark #the hunger games

[thotsandpreyers]

🍹✡️🎭It’s Purim🎭🔯🍻 and by royal DICKcree 👑🍆🫦Queen HadASSah 👸🏽🍑😏 wants you to party 🎊🥳🎉 dress up 🦹🎭🤠 make some noise 👏🎭🗣️ as you and spin on uncle Mordecai’s thick grogger 😵‍💫🌀😌 beat up some antisemites like that bitch boy Haman 👊🤼🤕 and drink 🍺 DRinK 🍻DRINK 🥂🍾🍷LOTS more till you can’t tell right 😇 from wrong 😈 send 💌📭 this 🤳📲 to 1️⃣4️⃣ of the naughtiest 🔻hamantASSchen hoes🔺 you know 🍪🍯🥮 get back 0️⃣ and like prude Vashti 🙄😒 girl bye 👋 you’re exiled 😔 get back 7️⃣ and all the girls, boys, and theys will want to eat your cookie 🙈👄🍪 get back all 1️⃣4️⃣ and some special mishloach MANot from DADDY will be cumming your way tonight 🍆💦😛

#copypasta #purim #purim2023 #tis the season

[reincarnatedonthefirst]

It was so thrilling to flirt with a civilian man last night. We made lots of eye contact. And, as I mentioned, he is my type, physically.

This is the part of vanilla dating that I miss - the thrill of “dance”.

Even though I played coy and somewhat prude (I love doing that), I’m pretty sure he could see I was attracted to him as well.

In any case, I can’t risk letting a man have an advantage over me. He is single in a city full of gorgeous black women - he probably gets a new phone number every night of the week. And to let myself be one of the girls he gets to sleep with for free doesn’t sit well with me…

Eh…

You know, I keep speaking of this as if he would be the only one benefiting but if the sex is good, I would be benefitting too… Unfortunately, I’d also put myself at risk for catching feelings. 🙄

The point is that I just know sleeping with a 30-something little fckboy for free would come back and bite me in the @ss somehow…

But to be taken out on a date and experience the thrill of genuine mounting sexual tension would be lovely. It’s been so long since I had that feeling! The men I sleep with as an escort is just… work.

Maybe I need to market myself for more dinner dates… 🧐

Hm…

I shouldn’t see this guy… right?

You know, the solution to all this is probably just masturbating. 😒

#me