#reigning himbo since 500AD

[thatgaywizardoverthere]

Like Arthur Pendragon, I too have a single brain cell and this is what it made today

#listen #tell me i’m wrong #tell me that’s not exactly how that went #my mans really looked his boyfriend straight in the eyes and said ‘himbo rights’ #headcanon that every single person in camelot knows merlin is a sorcerer #and they’ve all been in like olympic level competition to force merlin into dumber and dumber scenarios/disguises until arthur realizes #creator of the himbo epiphany wins #this was gwen and morgana’s go at bringing home the gold and they’re absolutely LIVID #gaius still goes catatonic whenever he thinks about the time he just changed merlin’s eye color and arthur recognized him less than dragoon #leon still won’t tell people what his attempt was but sometimes just stops what he’s doing and gives a haunted look into the distance #like 8 people have lost their life savings from betting on arthur #people literally travel from other kingdoms to compete #will competes a single time and regrets both his life decisions and merlin’s #it’s been 10 years #gods merlin loves his himbo #in a land of myth #and a time of dumb gays #arthur pendragon #reigning himbo since 500AD #my king #merlin #merthur #bbc merlin