please rank your gay ships based on how bad thekr first time havifn sex would be thank you
5. destiel season 8. they fucked in those woods with no lube and there are no cranberry pills to pop in purgatory, that is simply unhygienic !
4. destiel season 14. honestly just because of the looming presence of jensen ackles’ little hat. that is NOT sexy, cas agrees. also michael is there
3. destiel season 7. cas in his asked for no pickles era, despite being naked covered in bees he is in no state to fuck. awkward and some potential consent issues beyond the normal consent issues. also dean would cry. embarrassing for him
2. destiel season 15. while the divorce lends itself to some exquisite tension, cas knowing about the empty deal would mean he wouldn’t really be able to FUCK. dean leaves unfulfilled in many ways
1. destiel season 4 CONTROVERSIAL I KNOW but hear me out. tension hadn’t built up yet to overwhelm their repressed asses enough. hell trauma too fresh. and jimmy (protestant) is there.
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/waves/ hi! Went to your blog page and….how long has your blog title been “I am the Word Cunt” ?? It made me CACKLE
i changed it about a week ago after i made this post:
glad i could bring you some joy lol
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I thought, HEY, that's a familiar icon and username
huh I named the slug cats
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MERCEDES. 🇭🇪/🇹🇭🇪🇾.
i am a 21 year old artist, writer, & playlist curator. i post both oc and rbs
👁 fandoms include: qsmp, dsmp, mcr, tbna, enstars 👁
tags: my art op replies asks lq cq / cw format: "#cw x" or "x cw"
⤷ i block hateful/exclusionary blogs & for personal reasons. no dni
🇮🇨🇴🇳 🇵🇮🇳🇳🇪🇩 🇩🇮🇻🇮🇩🇪🇷
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[images id: a black-and-red gradient lace and stars border is on both the header and footer of the post. before the text is an image of el quackity in his purgatory robes with an eye symbol above him, edited into a pointy lace frame. after the name and pronouns portion of the text, there is a black and white star divider that fades out on either side.]
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mercedes. he/they.
i am a 21 year old artist, writer, & playlist curator. i post both oc and rbs
fandoms include: qsmp, dsmp, mcr, tbna, enstars
tags: my art op replies asks lq cq / cw format: "#cw x" or "x cw"
i block hateful/exclusionary blogs & for personal reasons. no dni
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@jenchwuq ty for asking! :D putting it here under a cut both for length and so I can easily find it again later, bc I forget my own lore constantly rip
it doesn’t go great initially :’D Bryn is skeptical of the claim at first, and honestly, I cannot blame her because I’d also be skeptical of some strange guy claiming to be my biological father. but she comes to believe it when he’s able to accurately describe Kalah, and then she’s angry at him. as far as she’s known all her life, her father walked out on her and the family when she was young - her mother never really talks about him, except to say that “he left us for the surface,” and Rica was too young to remember him.
Riaso, on his end... yeah I have no idea how I’d react to finding out I had a kid I never knew about through an ex from over twenty years ago. he doesn’t bring it up until he’s reasonably sure that the Hero of Ferelden is related to the Kalah he knew, and kind of notes with dread that she does look like him. awkwardness for Riaso, skepticism and anger for Bryn.
there’s still this crisis going on with the Mother, so they’re able to put a pin in it to deal with that when the arling isn’t in immediate danger. Bryn cools down during the time working with him and apologizes for being so cold. their relationship is still kind of spotty and distant in my head, but they are both making a solid effort to get to know each other, and they have a decent bond by the time Inquisition rolls around!
TL;DR: family relationships sure are complicated
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Star/ @amity-and-enmity said: ❛ i’m not afraid of you. ❜
“Probably shouldn’t say it but...good...because everyone else is....”
His eyes diverted away from her and to the ground, a little over come with a wave of self consciousness.
“Though I’m torn to say you should be at the same time.”
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Soup
??????????
Yes
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@whutsurnaym replied to your post “local woman clinging to her sanity by her...”:
DO IT
do NOT tempt me in my moment of weakness. do you know what happens if i start reading overwatch comics? i will start writing overwatch fic. and then i will have to walk into the ocean and let the sea beasts nibble me into oblivion.
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🥺🫴💍
Me estás... me estás proponiendo matrimonio? O sólo me ofreces joyería?
(También tengo que preguntar por qué, qué de todo lo que hice ameritaba esto? xD)
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antomy of the fall got six french oscars
Cool. Haven't seen it yet.
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odalisque
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(Boop)
this, but affectionately:
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not a riddler kinnie but I had the exact green mask and coat for a while before the movie came out and lost my shit when it became a thing in the ending. riddler adjacent
"not a riddler kinnie" are the last four words you would start a post with but you know things just work out serendipitously
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btw I know ppl on this site go on abt mutuals but if you are someone that shows up in my notes regularly who I don't follow, I do notice and I am fond of you and if you reblog something from me I do think "YES I have pleased the follower with good taste"
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??? Said: You and Ayame? An unexpected pairing, I thought a God like you wouldn't mingle with a mere Reaper.
"Well aren't you an observant one...though I do hope you're not trying to pry anything else out of this waste of my time, it won't end well for you...the partnership is simply business beneficial...she has her uses to me and I'm sure I do to her...nothing more and nothing less."
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📸📸📸 (screenshot redraws :D)
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