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#rest in pissinger
punchholesinthesky · 5 months
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unpretty · 5 months
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i know there's zero chance of tumblr selling crabs at a discount for 24 hours but consider: it would be extremely funny
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bigbigtruck · 5 months
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just splashed some cheap chardonnay into our nice champagne flutes and ran into the office like GOOD NEWS BABE
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thesmegalodon · 5 months
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SATAN is👹⚔️ workin overtime 💪💪to make a new level of hell 🪚⚒🪚cause 🎉🎉💀HENRY PISSinger☠️ has FINALLY FUCKIN DIED🪦🪦🎉🎉!! u may know this proPIGandist🐽🐽 by his greatest hits: BOMBINGS 💣, GENOCIDES 👎😡😢, MILITARY💂 COUPS💥,  and other 🚔🚔CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY🏴‍☠️!! but DID U KNOW 🧠❓he was also someone hillary clinton 👵🏻 considered a close personal friend😘👯‍♀️🆒!! he devoted his life to DICKlaring 🍆🍆war 🚫AGAINST 🚫 the CUMMIES💦💂💦 and other unCUNTstitutional 🍑🦪🦪🍑things and ppl called him a hero🤔🤷😡👎‼️⁉️ today we pour one out 🍻🥂🍾 for one of the WORST PEOPLE🤢👿🤢 to ever do it‼️ so SPREAD ↔️THOSE LEGS 💃💃 like ur the freedom 🗽🗽of infWHOREmation 📚📜📚act && send this to 2️⃣1️⃣ people u want to give u their TRICKY DICK 👁👅👁. GET5️⃣ BACK, you’ll give someone a déTENTe ⛺️🪵 IN THEIR PANTS get 🔟 back and you’ll be getting realpoliDICKED 🤤🤤🍆🍆DOWN with that MISSILE TREATY😏🚀🚀😏 tonight‼️
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stirdrawsandreblaws · 5 months
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we interrupt this crab rave with a reminder to watch for antisemitism in discussion about kissinger
like yeah we all wanna celebrate him finally being beyond the ability to cause further harm, and the compulsion to spam reblogs is understandable, but Please Check The Post Content Before You Reblog, Please
now, back to crab rave
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captainsparklefingers · 5 months
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For those of you who haven't listened to the six part Behind the Bastards episodes about deceased (finally) war criminal Henry Kissinger, I highly recommend them. They were EXTREMELY educational to me, an American who was only taught about him in the context of the end of the Vietnam War and the opening of China and not everything else.
(they're also very funny and guest start Dave and Gareth of the Dollop, another podcast that is very funny and constantly teaching me new and horrible things about American history.)
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Anyway good riddance to bad trash, he and Nixon are getting the reunion they deserve in hell right now.
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jill-question-mark · 5 months
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Let us not forget to celebrate the late Peter Jennings.
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damienthepious · 5 months
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WOOOOOOO YEAHHHHHHH YAHOOOOOO YIPPEEEEEEEE
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dj-at-the-crab-rave · 5 months
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This is my November 5th apparently
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halfelfwizard · 5 months
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redtextedquotes · 5 months
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unpretty · 5 months
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where's the 'is kissinger even in here' meme edited to reflect that he finally got got
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vanathema · 5 months
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anthony bourdain's immortal spirit descends into hell, armed only with righteous wrath and glorious purpose, on the hunt to beat kissinger into paste with his bare hands
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ericadrawsstuff · 5 months
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The Dutch language can be a comedy goldmine if you’re an English speaker on edibles.
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ivy-meshle · 5 months
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All of us tonight
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sushigrade · 5 months
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The Yale University historian Greg Grandin, author of the biography Kissinger’s Shadow, estimates that Kissinger’s actions from 1969 through 1976, a period of eight brief years when Kissinger made Richard Nixon’s and then Gerald Ford’s foreign policy as national security adviser and secretary of state, meant the end of between three and four million people. That includes “crimes of commission,” he explained, as in Cambodia and Chile, and omission, like greenlighting Indonesia’s bloodshed in East Timor; Pakistan’s bloodshed in Bangladesh; and the inauguration of an American tradition of using and then abandoning the Kurds.  “The Cubans say there is no evil that lasts a hundred years, and Kissinger is making a run to prove them wrong,” Grandin told Rolling Stone not long before Kissinger died. “There is no doubt he’ll be hailed as a geopolitical grand strategist, even though he bungled most crises, leading to escalation. He’ll get credit for opening China, but that was De Gaulle’s original idea and initiative. He’ll be praised for detente, and that was a success, but he undermined his own legacy by aligning with the neocons. And of course, he’ll get off scot free from Watergate, even though his obsession with Daniel Ellsberg really drove the crime.”
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