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c-c-cherry · 4 years

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I saw this hc on insta from kerbabbles, and it's abt Zeppeli being Jonababy's father figure (bc George might've messed him up bad bc he was rly strict with jona) so I was wondering if you have any hcs for this hc. Do ya?

Hello!! I’d never seen this artist before when this popped up in my ask box so I checked them out and HHHHGGGNNNN OH MY GOD I’ve gotten a taste of glory that I’m probably never going to get again because part one is horrendously underwritten but Jesus it was an idea that I’d never even thought of but now I can never live without itjjfhgjkghf

I am now a firm believer now that the reason Jonathan punched toxic masculinity down like a sack of potatoes is because of William Anthonio Zeppeli. This man builty his confidence up so much compared to living with Dio for years AND SHOWED HIM THE LOVE HE DESERVES

So you know what I WILL do? Make some wholesome headcanons because I need to dump my thoughts on this matter somewhere. And because Jonathan Joestar needs a gentle parental figure, too :)

(Go check out Kerbabbles on Instagram! They’ve got that good wholesome shit and inspired this ask and this post!)

Alright without further ado:

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Zeppeli learns by the second training day that raising his voice is a big no-no

-He hasn’t known Jojo for long, but training for the first time is rough

-There’s a lot of methods to Hamon training, especially when you’re first training someone, and he learns pretty quickly that the calm and collected route is the way to go with our boy Jojo

-The moment he starts to raise his voice, even if its out of praise, he can see Jonathan completely stiffen and lose all focus that he initially had

-Jojo just keeps vigorously apologizing each time he’s done it and almost braces himself to get yelled at again

-He refuses to talk about why he reacts this way and Will ain’t gonna lie,,,that shit’s kinda concerning ;-;

-But he makes due with it and makes sure to be chill with praise and criticism alike :)

Jonathan’s perfectionism is surprisingly extremely high

-A bit of a flaw with Jonathan is that he’s not only very wary of things he isn’t perfect at, but he also gets impossibly frustrated when he can’t do them perfectly from the beginning >:(

-He’s like one of those sweet, soft people that could never raise their voice to people they love but get so angry with themselves that they just end up glaring really hard at the ground until they start crying out of pure frustration

-George Joestar fucked him up in that sense

-He was always raised to be perfect at everything he did, and when he wasn’t he would be forced to keep on going until he could or deprive him of things when he couldn’t

-Because of Dio humiliating him at every mistake he made as they were growing up, he’s just fucking terrified of failing in front of other people

-He’ll screw something up and get ready for a barrage of insults only for Will to be like “its okay, just try again”

-It gets to the point where he starts thinking that if he hasn’t disappointed Zeppeli yet, he’s bound to at some point and starts being the one who’s actually the hardest on himself

-When he messes something up, he’ll go without dinner because his logic is ‘if I don’t punish myself then he will and that’s even more shameful’

-It starts to get noticeable and in the end Will is practically shoving a soup bowl into his hand like “son you need to eat” and Jojo is so fucking confused because he didn’t do anything right so how could he possibly earn it?

-It ends up with the two of them arguing over it while Speedwagon and Poco are just sitting there like ;_;

“I don’t need this. I haven’t earned it.”

“You’ve been training all day! Of course, you’ve earned it!”

“I haven’t done a single thing right today! I shouldn’t—”

“You need to eat to keep your strength up.”

“But I don’t—”

“You don’t what?”

“I don’t—deserve it!”

“Who said you didn’t deserve it?”

-And the moment he says that, Jojo gets this look on his face and Zeppeli’s internally like shit fuck and Jonathan absolutely crumbles

-His mind goes back to all those nights growing up that he didn’t earn or deserve dinner that night because he couldn’t master whatever skill George wanted and Dio could do

-Because of course he needs to be punished for being bad and messing up, its the only way he can learn

-Because what other way was there?

“...”

“...you always deserve it.”

-There. Are. Tears.

-Jonathan slurps up his soup like a good boy and THERE ARE TEARS

-And he eats his dinner that night knowing he does deserve it (because Will and Speedwagon won’t stop reminding him <3 )

Speedwagon is asthmatic (and Zeppeli figures this out the hard way)

-He’s always wondered why Speedwagon is basically incapable of learning Hamon because the man seems to have a lot of skill in combat and even more in resilience

-Speedy doesn’t really seem to know either but he said he’s just awful at controlling stuff like his breathing so that must be why

-Will just thinks he’s over-exaggerating for the most part

-Until one really chilly night he wakes up to someone gasping for air

-He creeps over and realizes its Speedwagon and tries to get him to regulate but he just keeps gasping that he can’t

-He thinks its a panic attack of some sort and tries to reassure him that he can and it's alright but it doesn’t help and he comes to the realization that Speedwagon literally cannot breathe

-He props our boy Speedy up and and rubs his back to help him actually fuckin’ breathe and does some cool Hamon ripple shit and JONATHAN AND POCO SOMEHOW ARE JUST ABLE TO SLEEP THROUGH THIS

-After coughing a significant amount, he’s finally stabilized and Will’s like “bro what the fuck was that” because Speedy just seems absolutely cool with it

-”Oh, I told you I couldn’t breathe sometimes, didn’t I?”

-Hggnnn he didn’t think the man meant it literally

-He can’t really teach him Hamon, but he does the next best thing: use his Hamon to protect his homie :)

The king of keeping calm >:)

-Yes he is the calm dad friend. Yes he will use this to his advantage

-Sometimes Jojo gets too worked up about everything and focuses so hard on breathing that he forgets how to breathe entirely and our man is there to help

-Breathing exercises? Yeah. Meditating? Hell yeah. Sometimes just being the one to hug you and say that everything is going to be okay? MEGA HELL YEAH.

-Between:

Speedwagon: a known freak-outer

Jonathan: who’s been living in the Joestar mansion his entire life and doesn’t have a shred of street smarts

And a literal CHILD

he needs to be doing damage control all the damn time

The dad energy is impeccable

-He was a father, after all. He’s good at what he does

-BEST HUGS HANDS DOWN. Just looking at this man gives off good hug vibes :)

-Is the oldest and most experienced in the group and is always down to drop some sick wisdom

-The dad ‘stache

-Jonathan laments about the looming Dio confrontation a lot and doesn’t sleep as much as he should, but Will is always there to stay up with him

-George never had time to talk about things like feelings, but Jonathan notices that Zeppeli actually...wants to?

-Will claims it’s good for your lungs to get stuff off your chest, but Jonathan is really taken aback when the man starts asking him about how he’s feeling and why

-Before he knows it he’s spilling over and telling him EVERYTHING

-Good cry. Good hugs. Good, cathartic time

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As if I thought I couldn’t get anymore feral with my headcanons. This takes the fucking cake, I think. I’m so feral for phantom blood found family now you don’t even KNOW

Thanks for bearing with me. My ask box is open if you have some good ol’ headcanon questions (or if you just wanna come say hi hehe <3)

#jjba #jjba headcanons #ask-c-c-cherry #jonathan joestar #jojos's bizarre adventure #speedwagon #will zeppeli #phantom blood

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ricepug · 7 years

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GOD the last few days i’ve just felt so horribly weak just standing up and walking a metre is a hard task doing the dishes leaves me exhausted

maybe it’s bc i haven’t been eating properly again? i mean i eat breakfast and dinner every night tho lately i’ve been fucking up eating dinner bc we just have the same shit all the fucking time to the point where i hate it and can’t eat it anymore like just the smell of lasagna makes me feel sick like hell i can eat that

chicken schnitzel night is gr8 tho i fucking l o v e mmm m m hmu w/ that good shit

anyway

maybe the fact that i’m a rly unhealthy weight (despite the fact that i do eat fine (ok i know i said just then that i haven’t been but that’s only been like... the last two or three days - nothing major, that’s just bc of depression sapping my appetite... ignoring those last few days my diet’s ok despite the fact i don’t eat much meat at all))

i’m so underweight and have been my whole life so surely that can’t be the problem (can’t gain weight no matter how much i eat ://... metabolism is that fast i can even drink heaps and not even get tipsy smh THIS MEANS NO DRUNK SEX EVER ;-;)

tho my exhaustion could just be bc (like i mentioned before) i rly don’t eat red meat at all (i’m even super picky w/ a lot of white meats) so that’s rendered me p much anemic - not that i’ve been professionally diagnosed but i do know i’ve got an iron deficiency at the least i was taking multivitamins but they kept making me throw up so i stopped, wasn’t seeing results from them anyway

SINCE I’M GETTING ANNOYED ABT MY HEALTH LET’S CONTINUE yo i’ve got like... these bumps under my ribs (thought they were bottom ribbones but they might not be?) anyway they hurt like a bitch and have been for months and like... move when i poke them (and my left one moves in and out of place when i laugh and it makes me feel ill) so I SURE AS HELL AM NOT WORRIED ABT THAT .. .god

and i’m tired of constantly feeling fucky in my abdomen bc of the fact i’ve been constipated for the last six years almost (give or take... started when i was 12) i mean... my bowel movements have gotten better (even tho it’s taken nearly 2 years of attempting to regulate them to get to this stage) but even then my body just... doesn’t know how to work? like i can’t ‘go’ out of my own accord and i have to take laxatives every few days to try and ‘help’ (which most of the time it doesn’t anyway, just causes me pain :c) which probs is fucking up my bowels even more but there’s literally nothing else i can do abt it?

back to the whole being weak thing, I AM SO TIRED OF NOT BEING ABLE TO DO SHIT (lmfaoooo literally :’D anyway) like god i can barely lift my cat w/o my legs giving out and i have no upper arm strength AT ALL i have no muscle? i can nearly touch my fingertips when i wrap them around my upper arm? idk fam i’ve always been horribly skinny and i’ve always had ppl come up to me questioning my diet and asking if i’m sick or ok (strangers, mind u, i’m not joking) but jokes on them i’m fine

what am i talking abt anymore? how much i need a thorough hospital checkup?

ok more minor health problems - smthn happened to my shoulder a couple of years ago and it’s been fucked ever since - i suffer from constant back pains and my mum thinks i’m getting that ‘hunchback’ thing bc i can’t sit up straight (bc it exhausts me) (and it’s tru... i can see it ://) - i can’t eat sweet food much anymore bc it makes my teeth burn and said teeth look like they have a lot of cavaties which i don’t understand? i brush twice a day religiously ?? maybe i brush TOO much bc i heard that is just as bad as not brushing anyway i can’t get a dentist appointment to fix that ever bc we have no money

don’t even get me started on how broke we/i are/am god

#personal #wow this was weird #i wrote this then started going thru my mum's old photos and sharing them in the group chat #w/ weird captions #anyway just a vent abt my health will most likely delete #ignore i guess

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