*on a hike*
Constance: It’s beautiful out here.
Penny: And quiet.
Mischa: Too quiet.
Ricky: Did we lose someone?
*cut to Ocean and Noel running from a bear*
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Noel: "Give me a French sentence."
Penny: "...Uh... Me no... Me no hablo oui oui."
(quote is from my brother btw)
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Noel: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!
Mischa: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!
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*on the teacups at Disneyland*
Constance and Ocean: *spinning calmly while talking*
Jane and Ricky: *going kinda fast*
Mischa and Noel: *flying past the others and screaming as loud as they can*
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ocean: i accept your whole gay thing, i just don't get it
noel: okay. i'll regret this, but what part don't you get?
ocean: why would you prefer men over women? i'm straight but i could never imagine being with a man... like... that. women are infinitely more attractive. why would you make your life harder for a subpar mate?
noel (internally):
noel (internally):
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Mischa, holding up a sign saying “Go to prom with me?”: What do you think?
Noel: Oh my god YES.
Mischa: No, tell Talia!
Noel: Okay!
Noel: Talia! I’m going to prom with your boyfriend!
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RTC AS SHIT IVE HEARD OR SAID
Ocean: STOP CARESSING THE POLICE!!
Noel: NO!!
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Mischa: you gucci bro?
Noel: i’m JC Penny at best
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Oceon: i’ll do that when pigs fly.
Jane: *throws a pack of bacon*
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Mischa: don’t be a doormat Constance
Constance: huh?
Mischa: sorry, i mean ‘don’t be a lil bitch’
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Noel: he’s such a slut, i need him
Ocean: he’s a 50 year old war criminal
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Ocean: stoppp you’re gonna get kicked out of the server
Mischa: the server sucks, it has maths and PE
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Jane: chat, i’m literally just a baby
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Mischa: suck it up buttercup
Constance: YOU JUST TOLD ME YOU WERE ABUSED?!?!?!
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Noel: don’t shoot at me, i’m a widow!
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*texting*
Noel: it’s Pride Month.
Mischa: YEAHH!!!
Mischa: 🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭
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Mischa: my dick is bigger than the Earth
Ocean: how do you get it in your pants then?
Mischa: i put it in a lil bun and tie it
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Ocean: with the amount of times you thrust the air, the air should have at least 10 children.
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*texting*
Jane: yeah that makes snese
Jane: *sense
Ricky: snese
Ricky: snese
Ricky: snese
Ricky: snese
Ricky: snese
Ricky: snese
Jane: okay girl
Ricky: :3
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ITS JANES B-DAY 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Mischa: and I keep trying to make Noel understand that I’m in love with him but he’s so oblivious and never understands it
Noel: when did you meet someone else named Noel?
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Noel: Oh, to be a bored heir to the throne who keeps rejecting marriage proposals due to being secretly in love with the cute gardener.
Mischa: Oh, to be a cute gardener who secretly places roses in the heir’s room because they are in love with them.
Constance: Oh, to be the palace guard who discreetly helps to boost the cute gardener up the wall for their secret deliveries in the middle of the night.
Ricky: Oh, to be the heir’s best friend witnessing the two fools dance around each other while knowing damn well that the two like each other.
Ocean: Oh, to be the noble suitor from another royal family who comes to know of their love instantly and plans an entire plan to get them their happy ending.
Jane: Oh, to be a medieval peasant who knows nothing about the heir’s personal life and who dies of dysentery at age 23.
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Noel: I could kiss you right now!
Mischa: *panics* Dope.
*later*
Mischa: I can’t believe I said dope. I. Said. Dope.
Ricky: Don't sweat it, dude! Remember what I said the first time Jane told me she loved me?
Mischa: Didn't you say "yikes"?
Ricky: I said "yikes".
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Constance: Hey, Mischa, how are you doing?
Mischa: I have hit my head three times, I’ve lost my favourite shirt and forgot my bag at school.
Constance: Oh, ok! That’s pretty good!
Mischa: Yup.
Constance: I lost my phone and my cat died.
Mischa: Hey, not bad compared to last week.
Constance: I know right!
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ocean: are you having another depressive episode?
noel: a depressive episode?
noel: i’m having a depressive series and we're just on season one.
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