#rubyroleplays

[diannaagrcns]

@rubyroleplays don’t? don’t what?? i was just SHOCKED when i realised that this mess isn’t over yet and had to make a post abt it! and the fact that ppl are acknowledging said post....proves this isn’t a dream/nightmare. WHEN WILL SCOTT MCCALL’S SUFFERING FINALLY END?!?

#rubyroleplays

[binxrps]

rubyroleplays replied to your post: in other news i wanted to make smth to eat and was...

why is this…. the best thing i’ve read all day?

bc im a Fool???? nobody is this foolish lmaooo???? 

satanxwrites replied to your post : in other news i wanted to make smth to eat and was...

STOP EVERYONE IS ASLEEP N I CUNT LAFF

dont laugh at mE!!! lmao i was realy scrolling like why does this whole list of portabello mushroom recipes have no portabello mushrooms?????

#rubyroleplays

[casperwrites]

demeter, persephone & hades

demeter: do you enjoy nature?

i actually love nature but i don’t love it as much when its over 75 degrees and feels like im taking a trip through satans anus.

persephone: what's your favorite season?

autumn or winter!!

hades: do you believe in an afterlife?

yes, i’m not exactly sure what happens but i’d like to believe that we were literally just born to die... and then nothing else happens like what kind of bullshit

#answered #about me #rubyroleplays

[kimannhart]

o/s: [text] I just want you to be happy. And you’ll be happier without me. / [text] I can’t stop thinking about you. / [text] Why couldn’t you just stay out of it? / [text] Why are you so hot…like honestly, it’s not fair. / [drunk text] So wat are you really over me no w

[text] I just want you to be happy. And you’ll be happier without me.

Olympia → Sophia: What in the actual fuck?

Olympia → Sophia: No. There’s no fucking way I’ll be happier without you

Olympia → Sophia: Who the fuck told you that?

Olympia → Sophia: Was it my shit brother? I’m gonna fight him

[text] I can’t stop thinking about you

Olympia → Sophia: ... 

Olympia → Sophia: That was super gay

Olympia → Sophia: Sorry ruined the moment I know

Olympia → Sophia: But of course you can’t forgot about me I’m unforgettable

Olympia → Sophia: Fuck, I did it again

Olympia → Sophia: What I meant to say is, I can’t stop thinking about you either

Olympia → Sophia: .... GAAAAY (sorry I couldn’t help it)

[text] Why couldn’t you just stay out of it?

Olympia → Sophia: Stay out of it??

Olympia → Sophia: Are you being fucking serious right now?

Olympia → Sophia: If it wasn’t for me you would’ve been married and unhappy for the rest of your life Sophia

Olympia → Sophia: It’s almost like you do wanna be married to my prick of a brother

Olympia → Sophia: Do you even care about us? 

Olympia → Sophia: Was any of this real for you or was I just a fun play thing till you got hitched?

[text] Why are you so hot…like honestly, it’s not fair.

Olympia → Sophia: Science nerds would say good genes, I say the Gods just liked me more and gave me the good looks in my family

Olympia → Sophia: But in all honesty I should be asking you that question instead 

[drunk text] So wat are you really over me no w

Olympia → Sophia: I know you’re drunk and I probably should just ignore this but I’m going to answer it anyway

Olympia → Sophia: The guy you saw me pictured with in the tabloids is just my friend Soph. I’m not in a relationship with him

Olympia → Sophia: To sober Sophia, no I’m not over you. I don’t think I ever will be...

#otp: world class piece of art #rubyroleplays #answered

[kazualbrekkuparchive]

4charlie: [drunk text]: yOU’RE SO BEAUTIFUL !!>! / [text]: i want to show you how much i love you // 4katya: [text]: what are you wearing? ;) / [text]: wtf is the notebook even about?? “if you’re a bird then i’m a bird” ? they’re both humans

[drunk text from holly]: yOU’RE SO BEAUTIFUL !!>!

[text] …[text] I’M SICK and my eyeliner is fucked up and i havent washed my hair in two days[text] but i mean, its nice to be appreciated [text] you too babe x

[text from holly]: i want to show you how much i love you

[text] i already know you do[text] …but i mean, whatever you had in mind, i’m here for it ;)

[text from maxi]: what are you wearing? ;)

[text] if you say please i might send you a pic ;)

[text from maxi]: wtf is the notebook even about?? “if you’re a bird then i’m a bird” ? they’re both humans

[text] idk its supposed to be romantic or shit[text] i’ve never watched it but being compared to birds isn’t rlly my idea of romance[text] it’s trying too hard like pipe down lover

TEXT MEMES (SOME NSFW).

#meme: answered #otp: my favourite what if #otp: your love is my drug #i wanna add cute emojis but my laptop doesnt show them rip </3 #rubyroleplays #m: charlotte wilson #m: katya rollins

[bigtiddiegangwrite]

🌻

why aren’t we roleplaying? your blog is a+

send me a 🌻 and i’ll give you a compliment

#answered #rubyroleplays

[twinzzzrps]

↬ madelaine petsch hq gif pack

Under the cut are #42 small/medium HQ gifs of American actress MADELAINE PETSCH primarily as herself. These were all made by me and will be updated periodically. For use in roleplays. Do not alter, repost, or use in gif hunts. Please like or reblog if you use!

BCBGeneration:

26th EMA Awards:

Riverdale Promo:

SDCC 2016:

#rubyroleplays #madelaine petsch #gif pack #gifs #tv: riverdale #cheryl blossom #gifpacknetwork #mine

[britawrites]

@rubyroleplays umm freja... put ya tit away girl! and stop smoking... there are lil ones around!! also don’t you dare sit in that windowsill again or you know what’ll happen

#rubyroleplays #i need to be going to bed but omg that pic lol

[diannaagrcns]

lmao for the first couple rounds of the footy season i was like “yeah sure fine i’ll be part of the tipping but just use me as like... a statistical experiment. gimme the away teams (BUT ALWAYS THE CROWS) and see how that works out” but then i was like u know what im gonna... actually pick ‘em for a few weeks and see how that works out... and by putting in absolutely 0 effort in terms of paying attention to the ladder, who’s in/out each week etc, i am creeping up OUR tipping ladder 2 points every week so like... this is gonna be rly fun for me if it continues

#kim speaks. #sports tag. #rubyroleplays #i was gonna post this anyway but i remembered u have a similar i don't??? care??? about footy?????? approach to tipping #so im keeping u up to date lol

[kimannhart]

r/s: [text] I just hate that someone could make me trust her the way that I did / [text] I seriously don’t know what I’d do without you. / [text] I seriously don’t know what I’d do without you. / [text] I DON’T WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH. / [drunk text] but what’s the point of a Disney sing off party if you’re not here. You have to be be the Pumbaa to my Timon also astrid @ kira: [text] I don’t think he likes that I’m always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together

[text] I just hate that someone could make me trust her the way that I did

Reece → Astrid: :/

Reece → Astrid: Well on the bright side, she’s gone from your life now and you have someone better to trust and not have to worry about doing you wrong

Reece → Astrid: And no I was not talking about Kira

[text] I seriously don’t know what I’d do without you. 

Reece → Astrid: I don’t know what I’d do without you either

Reece → Astrid: I’m glad you’re in my life Sunshine 💖

[text] I DON’T WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.

Reece → Astrid: ???

Reece → Astrid: Uh, I don’t. I’m

Reece → Astrid: What?

Reece → Astrid: ... but also that’s not what Kira was telling me 👀🤔

[drunk text] but what’s the point of a Disney sing off party if you’re not here. You have to be be the Pumbaa to my Timon

Reece → Astrid: Are you drunk right now?

Reece → Astrid: Shit that was a dumb question, of course you are. You wouldn’t do this sober

Reece → Astrid: I honestly wish I wasn’t working rn I wanna see this sing off

Reece → Astrid: I texted Kira to send me vids of this 

Reece → Astrid: @ future sober Astrid: lol

[text] I don’t think he likes that I’m always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together

Kira → Astrid: Oh trust me he likes it

Kira → Astrid: You both need to get it together tbh

Kira → Astrid: Like sometimes I just wanna lock you two in a room and not let you out till you guys fuck the sexual tension out but nooooo Reece wants to wait till you two are officially together to do the nasty

Kira → Astrid: I mean what? Ignore that last text pls

Kira → Astrid: Don’t tell Reese’s Pieces what I just told you

#otp: shine a light on me #npc: kira #astrid and kira need their own brotp tag tbh #rubyroleplays #answered

[kazualbrekkuparchive]

4ash: [text]: where are you? why aren’t you back yet? / [text]: please respond. im so worried about you. // 4matthias: [text]: I just bought new underwear for the sole purpose of you taking it off / [text]: i need you. now.

[text from unknown number]: where are you? why aren’t you back yet?

-uh had to switch off phone cos i saw a bunch of police-p sure i lost them tho, im on my way

[text from unknown number]: please respond. im so worried about you

-not dead in a ditch so you have nothing to worry abt-chill babe, worrying isnt a good look on you

[text from audrey]: I just bought new underwear for the sole purpose of you taking it off 

-oh yeah? well that’s nice to know-do i get a preview in the meantime or…?

[text from audrey]: i need you. now.

-seems like you’re going to have to wait, im in a meeting-i’ll make it up to you though

#otp: all i need in this life of sin #otp: you were all i wanted but not like this #meme: answered #rubyroleplays #m: ash kline #m: matthias hawthorne

[aphroditzy]

hey!

1. girls by marina and the diamonds // 2. reject by green day // 3. sofa song by the kooks // 4. yayo by lana del rey // 5. how do you sleep? by jesse mccartney // 6. if we were a movie by hannah montana // 7. right girl by the maine // 8. the emotion by the børns // 9. sparks by coldplay // 10. i’m sorry by matthew perryman jones

send me a “hey” and i will put my itunes on shuffle and give you a 10 song playlist

#!ask #rubyroleplays #10 song shuffle #❤❤❤ #IT GOT SUPER WEIRD IN THE MIDDLE

[twinzzzrps]

go 2 sleep

this bitch thohow anyone put up with her????

#rubyroleplays #<<<-----u will always #be this to me.

[britawrites]

✩ [james & freja]

under here bc again this is too damn long

Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice? Hmm I could see James yelling, all that fiery Irish blood and working in kitchens bringing him to that level. If Freja ever yelled tho he’d be incredibly shockedWho threatens to leave but never actually does? It would have to be her bc he wouldn’t leave, he’s got it too good and also it’s his place lolWho actually keeps their word and leaves? Freja thoWho trashes the house? The girlsDo either of them get physical? All over the kitchen ;) But no, not in a fightHow often do they argue/disagree? Probably have lil squabbles every day and big fights when James has been putting work firstWho is the first to apologise? James, with flowers too

Sex:

Who is on top? Pretty even split I’d guess but James would like to be in the power position Who is on the bottom? EvenWho has the strangest desires? Uhh... idk man I don’t think James is too kinky. He likes to dominate a bit and he wouldn’t say no to bringing food into bed lolAny kinks? He’d like to tie her up, spank her, and, again, he wouldn’t say no to food like whipped creamWho’s dominant in bed? James lmaoIs head ever in the equation? Duh... Freja wants to keep her job, doesn’t she? jkIf so, who is better at performing it? Probably her. He isn’t bad but I bet she’s better. “Ay girl, what dat mouth do??”Ever had sex in public? Probably not full on sex but some foreplay. Unless you count fucking against a wall of windows where anyone looking can see then yes, yes they’ve had sex in public.Who moans the most? Freja, he makes sureWho leaves the most marks? James likes to mark his territory. “BACK OFF XAVIER!”Who screams the loudest? I mean the kids are sleeping so keep it down guys...Who is the more experienced of the two? Idk... I feel like James has been with a handful of women (he was married for some time) and he was so focused on his career that he wasn’t too worried about having a bunch of sex. So Freja could come out on top here (wink wink)Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? BothRough or soft? Both. Also I like the idea that in the beginning it isn’t just all rough fucking... Like honestly she’s such an angel he’d want to be v gentle with herHow long do they usually last? Depends on how long they have lol If the girls are out of the house and they have all afternoon to themselves he could probably go 30 mins to an hour, which for his age is good I thinkIs protection used? Duh, he ain’t trying to have more babies. Although... clearly he doesn’t use it if she has that surprise bbDoes it ever get boring? Um no, Freja wants job security Where is the strangest place they’d have sex? Hmm, I mean he’ll stick it in anywhere he can lol But I bet they have sex in kitchens all over NYC which when you think about it isn’t sanitary, come on guys

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? He has 2 girls and he wasn’t planning on having any with Freja but things happenIf so, how many children do your muses want/have? He’s good with the number he hasWho is the favorite parent? This isn’t a fair question given that Freja is the nanny... Grace would love both equally and Maggie would always favor James.Who is the authoritative parent? Freja. James is a softieWho is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? Not James, that’s why he hired a nanny lolWho lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? NOT JAMES omgWho turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? Freja bc James was probably busy. He’d try to come to as many as he could be probably only makes a third.Who goes to parent teacher interviews? FrejaWho changes the diapers? Freja, but he’d do as many as he could when he’s homeWho gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? James, gotta develop that palate earlyWho spends the most time with the children? FrejaWho packs their lunch boxes? James would want to but I feel like... actually no he’d definitely be able to before they go off to school bc he doesn’t get into the restaurant until 10/11 maybeWho gives their children ‘the talk’? Both. He needs Freja to help himWho cleans up after the kids? FrejaWho worries the most? Um both in different waysWho are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? JAMES omg dude you aren’t Gordon fucking Ramsay

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle? Freja?Who is the little spoon? FrejaWho gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? James lolWho struggles to keep their hands to themself?  JamesHow long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? I feel like he can’t sit still long enough. Like ten minutes maxWho gives the most kisses? James loves peppering her face with kisses. And he uses the phrase peppering bc lol chef pun jokesWhat is their favourite non-sexual activity? Cooking together with the girls!!!Where is their favourite place to cuddle? James doesn’t discriminate, he loves all the placesWho is more likely to playfully grope the other? James, no questionHow often do they get time to themselves? Rarely. Only from like 1am-4am.

Sleeping:

Who snores? JamesIf both do, who snores the loudest? Do they share a bed or sleep separately? Separately! The girls would ask questions and he isn’t ready to give them the talkTMIf they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart?Who talks in their sleep? Omg how cute if she did and in different languages What do they wear to bed? Nothing if James is on his game. Otherwise him t-shirt and boxers and he’d like to think she went to bed in silky things. OMG CAN WE DO SOMETHING WITH THEM IN THE EARLY STAGES OF HER WORKING FOR HIM AND HE FORGETS HE NEEDS TO BE A BIT MORE DECENT WHEN GETTING UP TO GET COFFEE. Like he has young daughters so he isn’t walking out naked but his briefs are tight and MF is his face and dick claim so you know that bulge is #extralargeAre either of your muses insomniacs? Yes, James isCan sleeping pills be found by the bedside? Probably. Although, he’d put them somewhere safe where the girls couldn’t get to them bc that’s a hazard and he’s a good dadDo they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? He’d wrap her up tight but then slap her on her ass and send her on her wayWho wakes up with bed hair? Depends. Some days he wakes up with perfect bed hair, sexy and tousled, and others he looks like a monsterWho wakes up first? James then Grace then Freja and then begrudgingly Maggie gets dragged out of bedWho prepares breakfast in bed for the other? James What is their favourite sleeping position? 69? lol that’s James talkingWho hogs the sheets? GraceDo they set an alarm each night? No, he wakes up without one. Either bc of his own rhythm or Grace jumping on the bed. This is why Freja has to go back to her roomCan a television be found in their bedroom? I actually think... not. He has one in the living room but is on his laptop in his bedroom so watches what he needs/wants on them. As if he has time for tvWho has nightmares? The girlsWho has ridiculous dreams? idk maybe guilt over sleeping with the nanny gives him odd dreamsWho sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? MaggieWho makes the bed? Freja better jkjk He makes his own, he gets anxiety if he doesn’tWhat time is bed time? lol he doesn’t have one bc he’d never stick to it. idk when kids should go to sleep tho, like 8/9 for the girls??Any routines/rituals before bed? omg idk this would be cute to think of someWho’s the grumpiest when they wake up? Maggie

Work:

Who is the busiest? James without a doubt, although let’s not discount Freja taking care of 2 rambunctious girls and looking flawlessWho rakes in the highest income? JamesAre any of your muses unemployed? NopeWho takes the most sick days? Neither she’s a champ who’d power through it when the girls get her sickWho is more likely to turn up late to work? James is always on time bc he’s the boss and Freja lives at work so...Who sucks up to their boss? I MEAN AHAHAHAAHHAHAHAWhat are their jobs? Restauranteur and nannyWho stresses the most? James, lil ball of stress. This is why he needs sex so muchDo your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? Love themAre your muses financially stable? He is and he pays her a comfortable wage

Home:

Who does the washing? FrejaWho takes out the trash? The girls take turns, it’s one of their choresWho does the ironing? FrejaWho does the cooking? James when he’s homeWho is more likely to burn the house down just trying? GraceWho is messier? GraceWho leaves the toilet roll empty? Maggie, btich probably does it on purposeWho leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? The girlsWho forgets to flush the toilet? Oh God, lil Grace, bless her heartWho is the prankster around the house? Grace is good spirited about it and Maggie is mean spirited about itWho loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? Hmm, Maggie probably hide them from FrejaWho mows the lawn? lmao James if this is an innuendo ;) otherwise they don’t have a lawn Who answers the telephone? Answer their own cellsWho does the vacuuming? FrejaWho does the groceries? FrejaWho takes the longest to shower? James takes fast ones and idk about herWho spends the most time in the bathroom? Grace when she finds Freja’s makeup and play dress up

Miscellaneous:

Is money a problem? Not for him, he spends it like it’s going out of style, which is a problem for herHow many cars do they own? Uhh idk let’s say he has 2Do they own their home or do they rent? He owns severalDo they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? Near the coast is his main residence Do they live in the city or in the country? CityDo they enjoy their surroundings? YepWhat’s their song? Oh God I remember thinking of one for them when I was doing Kyle/Carmen but now I can’t remember. It was something good tho...What do they do when they’re away from each other? WorkWhere did they first meet? His homeHow did they first meet? When he was interviewing herWho spends the most money when out shopping? JamesWho’s more likely to flash their assets? Freja likes to tease himWho finds it amusing when the other trips over? lmao he trips over a toy left out and she probably snortsAny mental issues? noWho’s terrified of bugs? The girlsWho kills the spiders around the house? JamesTheir favourite place? The kitchenWho pays the bills? JamesDo they have any fears for their future? I don’t think he was really thinking about their future tbh, just thinking with his dickWho’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? James Who uses up all of the hot water? Grace playing mermaid in the tubWho’s the tallest? James, unless you count Grace on his shouldersWho’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? He’d probably feel like he was violating her privacy by doing this but he’d love it if she jumped in with himWho wanders around in their underwear? James but he tries to keep it classy. WAIT NO I CHANGE MY ANSWER TO GRACE lmao she should go thru a phase where she hates clothes and fights anyone who tries to put some on herWho sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? Maggie & JamesWhat do they tease each other about? He teases her about... how cute her butt looks today. Is that a tease? lolWho is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? He’s got a v slick sense of fashion but I bet in the Hamptons he goes golfing in one of those terrible outfits lmaoDo they have mutual friends? Do Grace & Maggie count lmaoWho crushed first? James? He noticed dat ass first...Any alcohol or substance related problems? NoWho is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? Uhh... idk manWho swears the most? James

#rubyroleplays #character: james #opposite: freja #otp: you're my home

[binxrps]

/tagged/selfie city

i think you’d be the necromancer! (one who does necromancy and/or works in the dark arts)! (also ps ur look is so qt i die???) 

send me your selfie tag and i’ll tell you which character label i think suits you

#rubyroleplays

[fabray]

ruby is gonna rp as jlaw for me one day ;) 

#rubyroleplays #lfdklskdf #personal.txt