#s2 there’d be more bite to it in a way that made everyone uncomfortable but if anyone said anything jonmelanie would join forces to yell at

[sparky-is-spiders]

Jonmelanie would communicate near exclusively in arguing and nobody would find out that they were dating for three years.

#everybody who has to be in the same room as them takes 2d6 psychic damage per round #they’re ride or die but they also butt heads all the time so everyone thinks they hate each other even after they learn that they’re dating #s1 era or au it’d be fun bickerflirting that nobody else picks up on #s2 there’d be more bite to it in a way that made everyone uncomfortable but if anyone said anything jonmelanie would join forces to yell at #whoever was brave enough to say anything #s3 they care so much but there’s so much baggage and they’re so similar. they repel each other like identical poles of a magnet #but everything is so horrible and changing so fast that they can’t let go either #s4 and they still never let go but melanie had to anyway #they’re barely on speaking terms but it’s so obvious the love isn’t gone #i think it ends when melanie gouges out her eyes #it just can’t work after that. #but even then they never stop loving wach other. maybe they can have a Moment (TM) during the eyepocalypse #jonmelanie isn’t always my fave jonship but sometimes it tickles my fancy #jonmelanie #jonshipping #jonathan sims #jon sims #tma #the magnus archives