Samkota is kind of just. “Would you still love me if I was a worm.” If you think about it.
(The answer is yes by the way. Sam wins the award for awesomest most underrated roti character. Saw the girl of his dreams get mutated by radiation, went “oh my god this is just like my favorite game” and kissed her. If your boyfriend wouldn’t do that for you leave him!!!! /joke.)
i think that after the show ended sam had to order a really large bed to cuddle his really large girlfriend and he was talking to the mattress store clerk like
“hey i need a big bed”
“how big”
“… 10 feet long”
“is your girlfriend a fucking mutant or something”
whats ur favorite ship from each season? can be canon, can be crack idm at all just curious
Anon thank you for letting me go off the rails on this one
Island: I have such a soft spot for duncney, I can’t say no to them, and all the other canon ships like lyler, gwent and gidgette are great too.
Action: I already shipped lindsbeth and chref in Island but action was were the top tier moments for them took place, lindsbeth specially is super under appreciated.
World Tour: Aleheather my beloved, I am a sucker for rivalry ships and enemies to lovers, nowen and gwourtney were also so real to me, I See London ruined me. (Lesharold shined brightest this season too btw)
Revenge: Samkota is by far my favorite ROTI ship, Jock comes second though and I’ve said it before but I love how many different interpretations they have.
All Stars: Scottney!!! I did not expect to ship them so hard in my first viewing, never even came to mind beforehand, but they stole my heart.
Pahkitew: imagine having a couple so good it was the saving grace of the season for some, that’s jashawn. And dashawn has all my brainrot I love analyzing it.