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lambiewrites · 6 months
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Me as a Jigsaw Apprentice Intern Part 2
Me: “okay gang here’s y’all’s coffees! I had the barista put y’all’s names on it and with a sticker!”
John: *has a smiley face sticker cup*
Amanda: *has a skull sticker cup*
Lawrence: *has a peace sign sticker cup*
Hoffman: *has a glitter heart sticker cup, extra girly with lots of sparkles and pink*
Hoffman: “What the fuck is this?”
Me: “oh uh…”
Me: “uhm..”
Me: “idk I guess because you’re literally serving?? Idk…” 👉🏻👈🏻🥹🤭
Hoffman:…..
Hoffman: “You’re fucking weird.”
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dollremnants · 2 months
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source: sawcommunity on instagram ^-^
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lambiewrites · 7 months
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Me: when you said you wanted to kill me, were you /j or /srs ?
Amanda: how the fuck do you keep getting in here?!?!?
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lambiewrites · 7 months
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Me as a Jigsaw Apprentice Intern
Me: “I have a really cool idea for a trap. Hear me out; you have to wear a blindfold and pin the Billy on the spiral but you’re stepping on shards of glass and you have 30 seconds to do so or else you blow up. You’re also very naked BUT could even wear a fun party hat if you wanted to—“
Amanda Young: “Shut the fuck up and hold that damn flashlight for me.”
Me: ……….
Me: “Yes Ma’m” 😭🫶🏻
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