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[aurumacadicus]

Final Girl Trope

Tony/Bucky

THIS TROPE IS TOO GOOD FOR MEEEE anyway the group Tony is the Final Girl of includes his brother Greg, Tiberius, Sunset, Justin Hammer, and a few others who weren't on-screen long enough to deserve names.

Anyway Tony definitely falls for a serial killer but who is surprised. Dubious consent and all that entails babes. Also "Rei this isn't sexy!" well IT IS TO ME and I DON'T WANNA UNPACK THAT RIGHT NOW.

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"Wait," Tony gasped, brandishing the metal pipe in front of him as he was finally backed into a corner. "Wait!"

He supposed he could take satisfaction in the fact that he'd at least injured the Winter Soldier. His booby traps to try and survive the night, so he could escape in the morning, had left the Winter Soldier's right arm bleeding sluggishly; there was still a piece of barbed wire tangled in the Winter Soldier's pants. It was a cold comfort, though--the Winter Soldier was still upright, not even winded, and his steps were as steady as they had been the entire night, thudding heavily against the wood floor.

"You weren't supposed to be here," the Winter Soldier said.

Tony pressed closer into the wall behind him, breath shaking as he sucked in air. "I wasn't, I wasn't, please, I won't tell anyone what I saw--"

"You will," the Winter Soldier said, simple, matter-of-fact.

Tony swung the pipe as hard as he could, aiming for the Winter Soldier's head as a last-ditch effort. If he couldn't kill him, maybe he could at least knock him out, get himself time to run.

The Winter Soldier caught it easily, yanking it from Tony's sweat-slick hands. He tossed it over his shoulder without pause, crowding Tony into the corner. Tony tried to punch him, to shove, but found his wrists gathered into one of the Soldier's hands and pressed above his head. He shuddered, trying not to think of the ways he'd found his housemates' bodies and wondering which way would be how he'd die. Then he saw the Winter Soldier lift his hand to take off his face mask, and he squeezed his eyes shut. He would be safer if he couldn't identify him, part of him remembered from previous bodyguards, even though he doubted he'd survive this.

"Good boy," the Winter Soldier whispered, breath ghosting hot over his ear. There was approval in his voice.

Tony was ashamed of the shiver it sent through him. "Please..."

"You weren't supposed to be here," the Winter Soldier repeated firmly. "Not once did you say the words 'hail Hydra.' It was in their phones. Their emails. They'd say it to each other when you weren't here. Don't you understand? You weren't supposed to be here."

Tony's breath hitched. Hydra? He didn't think Greg would--but then, that would explain some of the jokes he'd been making lately. The knowing smirks they'd give each other that Tony didn't understand. How Greg had wheedled him into coming despite usually trying to avoid him, and Tony had been so desperate for approval he'd jumped at the chance to bond.

"You were protecting me," Tony whispered, the realization hollowing him out.

"Stay here ten minutes," the Winter Soldier ordered. "Keep your eyes closed. Then call SHIELD."

"Okay," Tony answered, voice shaking.

The Winter Soldier's free hand cupped his cheek, cool against his flushed skin. His thumb rubbed back and forth over his cheekbone. "You were very clever, little mouse. No one has ever been capable of fighting back before, and you hit me three times. Like I said... good boy."

Tony shivered again, squeezing his eyes shut tighter, and drew his hands down to his chest as the Winter Soldier finally released his wrists. "I... thank you," he finally managed. "For... for saving me."

"I don't go out of my way to kill innocents," the Winter Soldier said. There was a flatness to his tone, like he was remembering something that upset him.

"Wait," Tony said, reaching out before the Winter Soldier could step away. His fingers hooked into the Winter Soldier's tac vest, and the larger man allowed himself to be eased back in. Tony tipped his head back, keeping his eyes squeezed shut so tightly that he was sure his nose was scrunched unattractively. He went up on his toes, leaning in blindly.

"Умница," the Winter Soldier sighed against his mouth, and closed the gap between them.

The Winter Soldier pulled away as quickly as he'd come, and Tony stood there, carefully counting to six hundred before his eyes finally, hesitantly fluttered open.

He was covered in blood that wasn't his, he realized, dazed, as he searched the house for a cellphone. And he didn't even care.

#aurumacadicus answers #sexy hallowmeme #winteriron #tw: dubious consent

[recordsstraight]

“ I don’t know why they think this particular job needs to have a sexy version … “ Augustin / Ella

hallowmeme || accepting

"I mean, do you want the actual reason or do you want me to go along with it because I can do both..." smirking some as Ella held up the sexy butcher costume, she turned it over in her hands before offering it back to Augustin for him to put back. "Honestly at this point I might as well just go as a cowboy or something, but there's no fun in it when I play cowboy pretty much every day already... and I can't be a sexy cook like that one suggests. I mean, when I cook that apron isn't going to do anything to help with the heat of the kitchen."

Was Ella being a smidgen sarcastic over it all? Absolutely she was, but she simply couldn't help it. Nor could she help how she reached forward towards a sexy maid outfit, grabbing it to hold up to Augustin, "Now this is an outfit you should wear..." oh she barely managed to get that out before she burst into laughter.

#answered #they're so cute stop sfjhsdf #( Ella + Augustin )

[lotusmusings]

HALLOWMEME

send one in for a Halloween starter! 

“ What are you going to be for Halloween? “ 

“ Suggesting going into a graveyard in the middle of the night is exactly how countless horror movies start. “

“ I am not going to remake no ‘children of the corn’ shit with you. Go into that corn maze on your own. “

“ Look at how big that pumpkin is! “ 

“ Lets go on a hay ride! “ 

“ Do we really have to dress up in matching outfits? “ 

“ Yes we have to dress up in matching outfits! “ 

“ Dunking for apples is a basic part of the Halloween party experience. You gotta do it. “ 

“ Run like Jason is chasing you!!! “ 

“ What do you mean I’m too old for trick - or - treating? “ 

“ Stop eating all the candy! “ 

“ Don’t go to that house, they give out raisins. “ 

“ Who gives out dental floss on Halloween? “ 

“ I’m freezing my balls off out here! “ 

“ I don’t know why they think this particular job needs to have a sexy version ... “ 

“ Damn I make this costume look good! “ 

“ ... That’s some pretty realistic makeup ... are you sure you’re not hurt? “ 

“ Let’s stay in and watch scary movies instead “ 

“ I remember the haunted house being a lot more scary than this. “ 

“ I don’t really like scary things ... can we just do the fun cute things for Halloween instead? “ 

“ Oh god there’s another clown... “ 

“ We should go trick - or - treating in Colorado ... I bet they hand out weed! “ 

“ Put that Ouija Board down right now or so help me! “ 

“ Trying to talk to spirits is about the last thing on my list of fun things to do tonight. “

“ If you wake up haunted its not my fault. “ 

“ That’s not funny! You scared me half to death! “ 

“  The lesson of Halloween is that pretending to be something you're not will lead to a sweet reward. “

#rp meme #roleplay meme #halloween meme #halloween #hallowmeme

[waywardsignns-moved]

“ I don’t know why they think this particular job needs to have a sexy version … “ (Danso)

hallowmeme || hella accepting

“…I don’t know, but its cruel and unusual punishment that you won’t even let me try to feel you right now…” grumbling as if he were a teenager that was being punished, Danso really shouldn’t look quite as good as he did when he pouted, head turned in her general direction. Did he move to reach out and try to feel up along her leg again? You betcha he did … and he wasn’t even sorry if she slapped his hand away again. 

#( LOL POUTY DANSO IS A TREAT ) #answered #nolaroots #hell or high water ;; Pasha

[walkingshcdow-a]

“There are so many sexy kitties in here.” -Lambchops @ Teen!Erik, she is regretting going to this fucking party.

THIS IS HALLOWMEME - Accepting!

Erik did’t look up to follow Grace’s gaze. He instead studied his hands He hadn’t needed a costume for the party - he was scary enough. If he had known Halloween was about being sexy, he never would have been here.

“Go chase tail if you wish,” he said. “I might leave anyway - you’ll want some company then.” 

#asls #;;ic | {erik| #meme response #extraordinarygrrls

[aurumacadicus]

Stony, vampire vs werewolf (monster mash 👀)

Or the classic vampire vs werewolf vs witch Steve/Bucky/Tony

Or! If you want a trope trope, one of the above pairings and candy corn and candy corn pumpkins and old fashioned candy (like those red strawberry candy)

I'm feeling my stony era.

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Tony was still wearing his party outfit when he finally made it to their clearing in the forest, out of breath and faintly flushed. The light of the moon made his red eyes pop, and as Steve watched, Tony reached up to claw his bow tie undone, one of the buttons on his collar popping off and dropping into the grass.

Steve would find it later. He always got antsy when Tony dropped precious gems in his forest.

"Oh no," Tony gasped theatrically. "I think I'm lost."

"You know this forest better than I do," Steve growled, prowling out of the shadows on silent paws.

Tony's lips immediately jutted out into a pout. "You're no fun, you know that? If we get caught, I have to pretend I was fighting for my life."

"We wouldn't get caught if you just let me take you to my den," Steve grumbled, standing to his full height so he towered over Tony. He knew Tony liked that, and it would make his lie of fighting for his life more believable, Steve's massive paws circling his trim waist.

"If I let you take me to your den, you'd keep me for days," Tony scoffed, placing his hands on Steve's furry biceps as he turned in his grip. He went up on his toes to press a kiss to Steve's damp nose, then rocked back on his heels, pressing more of his weight into Steve's palms. "Well, tall, dark, and fuzzy, what are you going to do to your little morsel?"

Steve couldn't help but lick his chops, thumb trailing over the embroidered edge of his lapel. "My little morsel," he repeated, and he liked the sound of it. He grinned, wide, showing off his mouthful of sharp teeth. "Well, morsels should be indulgent. I want a taste."

Tony finally reached up, clasping his hands behind Steve's neck. "Just a taste?" he asked, tipping his head back, showing off his vulnerable neck and belly.

"I'm going to devour you," Steve decided and lunged forward, pressing Tony down onto the ground under him. "To the point you feel like you fought for your life."

"Oh no, help, somebody rescue me," Tony said flatly, then giggled and drew Steve down for a sloppy kiss.

#aurumacadicus answers #sexy hallowmeme #stony

[aurumacadicus]

Halloween Trope: Sexy [insert costume]

Pairing: Howard & Maria 🥹

You're single-handedly trying to keep this pairing alive on my blog lmao

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Howard glanced into the bedroom as he passed by, then slowed to a stop, blinking slowly as he tried to grapple with what he'd just seen. Finally, he backed up a few steps, peering through the door again. And yes, there Maria was, clipping her garters to leggings that looked like spiderwebs. Howard took a moment to really appreciate the way the fabric clung to her like a second skin, the top hem decorated with beaded lace.

Then a pillow smacked into his face, and he went ass over teakettle with a squawk. "What the hell was that for?!" he exclaimed, pulling the pillow from his face.

"If you're going to leer at me, step inside and close the door," Maria retorted, picking up a lacy black dress that looked more at home in a sorority house than Stark Mansion. "I can't take Ana making fun of me again, and Jarvis tells her everything."

"Ana would be delighted," Howard grumbled, but he also stood up and entered the room obediently. He closed the door, then locked it for good measure.

Maria swiveled on her heel to look at him. "Tony will be home for the long weekend in an hour. That's not enough time."

"I'm glad you have high expectations of me," Howard began.

Maria scowled. "To get presentable again after. I can still hear the way Tony screeched about eye bleach the last time he walked in on us."

"He has a hand, he can learn to knock," Howard huffed, then squinted as Maria grabbed a witch's hat off the bed and delicately pinned it into her hair so it sat at a jaunty angle. "What's this. What's going on."

"I'm a sexy witch! It's my Halloween costume," Maria answered cheerily, doing a spin to show off for him. The skirt flew up.

Howard was distracted until another pillow popped off the side of his head. "Ow."

"Focus," Maria told him sternly.

"Maria, it's September," Howard began, rubbing where the pillow had pelted him.

"I told Tony that if he insisted on wearing a sexy costume, I would also wear one, and I want him to know I'm serious." She turned, moving to approach her full-length mirror. The skirt bounced against the back of her thighs, swishing against the bare skin between her stockings and garter belt.

Howard didn't realize he was moving until Maria barked out a startled 'Howard!' and decided it wasn't a pitch that meant she was going to deck him, hands reaching out to grab her thighs. "Twenty minutes."

"Howard," Maria tried again, then squealed as he pulled upward, feet scrabbling uselessly for purchase as Howard turned to carry her to the bed.

#aurumacadicus answers #sexy hallowmeme #howard/maria #howard after sex: wait what do you mean tony wants to dress as a sexy witch. illegal. no. #maria: *sigh*

[aurumacadicus]

Tony/Thor or Tony/Loki

Scary movies?

Threw a curve-ball at me immediately out the gate lmao. Turns out I cannot make everything sexy but I tried. 😔

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Tony, as it turned out, was not a fan of scary movies as a whole. Never had been, if Jim's stories were to be believed, although Thor had trouble believing that Tony had scaled his dorm up to a third floor window when someone revved a chainsaw after a scary movie night as a prank. Not for lack of physical prowess, of course--Thor had seen pictures--but he doubted that Tony would just leave his friends behind to save himself.

He had less trouble believing it now, with Tony on his lap, burrowed under the blankets covering them, empty popcorn bowl over his head like a helmet.

"We don't have to watch this," Thor offered. "I can see this with someone else on the team."

"The Evil Dead is a classic and it's important that you see it," Tony said, as if Thor had not just offered to watch it, just later and with someone else.

Thor carefully lifted the bowl off of Tony's head, because he knew Tony would eventually realize he was getting melted butter on his hair. "It's difficult to concentrate when you're shaking in terror on my lap."

Tony froze, then scoffed, finally deigning to lift his face from Thor's chest to leer at him. "How do you know I'm not trying to seduce you by grinding against you?"

There were some incredibly loud, gory sounds from the screen and some inhuman screaming. Tony's face twitched, but he kept his eyes on Thor's.

"You're right," Thor said flatly. "I should have known that's what you were trying to do."

"Well I was gonna crawl under these blankets and suck you off to take my mind off the movie but now I'm not gonna," Tony grumbled, scowling.

Thor glanced over at the cup Tony had chucked across the room in reaction to a jump scare on a movie called The Conjuring. On one hand, he doubted that Tony would be affected by the movie if he was wholly focused on his dick, hidden under the blankets. On the other hand, did he want to take the chance with such a delicate part of his anatomy in Tony's mouth?

"I'll watch these later," Thor finally decided, waving at JARVIS to turn the movie off.

Tony looked simultaneously disappointed and relieved as the sound cut on a particularly wet noise. "I'm sorry."

"Someone else will watch them with me," Thor reasoned. He tilted his head, considering, then continued, "Clint, probably."

"That's probably for the best," Tony admitted. "I guess I'm just your action guy."

"Well, you were suggesting giving me some action," Thor replied, hoping for a laugh after how anxious Tony had been.

Instead, Tony just smiled at him, wide and bright, and disappeared under the blankets.

"Tony what the fuck--" Thor choked out in response, hands flailing at the blankets uselessly, then had to let out a laugh himself.

#aurumacadicus answers #sexy hallowmeme #thunderiron