#shawn and gus show up the next day in matching outfts w benoit (the stripped fit)

[assiraphales]

Blanc should meet Shawn. I think it'd be fun. I think he'd become Shawn's reluctant uncle.

benoit blanc, trying to enjoy a vacation in sunny california, stepping aside to avoid two men sprinting by him: pardon me!

shawn spencer, stopping in his tracks: gus, spot me *immediately falls back into gus' arms*

gus: shawn

shawn, stage whispering: does that bone structure and blazing blue eyes not ring a bell? that is benoit blanc. only my idol since forever 

shawn, throwing himself up: mr blanc. it is an honor. I have a framed photo of you in my bathroom.

benoit: oh. very nice. what's the time? dear me, it seems i'm running late for--

shawn: WAIT. my name's shawn spencer, detective working freelance for the santa barbara pd. and my partner james bond the seventh and I are on a case right now. like, right now. care to join?

benoit, who was honestly getting kind of bored, not realizing he’s making a life altering decision: .....alright. i don’t see why not

#glass onion #knives out #benoit blanc #psych #shawn spencer #burton guster #crossovers my beloved!!!!!!!!!!!! #glass onion x psych crossover #shawn and gus show up the next day in matching outfts w benoit (the stripped fit) #once benoit gets to know shawn he’s like ‘ok I get it’ #bc shawn has similar techniques to him. Playing a part to get ppl to underestimate him. the ole razzle dazzle #u know