#she’s horrible. i find her funny.

[empydoc]

i love so many things about alexis but i really don’t like her as a character and i think that’s just props to how well she’s written and voice-acted

like, of course she’s an asshole. but she’s a funny asshole

she has a cool name, a past that faults her, and complicated relationships. she’s got the funniest snap-backs and she’s undoubtedly pathetic. she’s easily jealous but hides behind it by throwing needless insults about werewolves being dogs. she thinks she’s owed things she should never have. incredible

i’d never defend her actions, i’ll say that outright. she’s simply interesting and i like it when she’s mentioned. i’m just super interested in a female character written well by a man, which isn’t something you get to say very much!

alexis, you’re awful, but also, you’re really intriguing. thank you for being That

#i tend to have an admitted bias to female characters #but then again #nothing wrong with liking women ;) #that is to say #some people hate alexis more than like #other antagonists in redacted #and it confuses me #bcus i get it #alexis sucks #but she’s not as bad as some of em #cough ADAM cough #anyway #she’s horrible. i find her funny. #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted alexis #📼.txt

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Peeped the horrors

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #a-qing #xue yang #A-qing went 'there are horrors he is committing and I am going to peep them' and then faced horrors that she could not fathom #The fact she sees the evidence first hand but it genuinely is too much to handle is a lovely tragedy that betrays her youth #It is interesting that she clearly does have more knowledge than the lay person about cultivators and night hunts (possibly from xxc?) #she does mentally call out xue yang for using the right terminology (betraying his 'no one important' façade) #but corpse poisoning is...well....probably not something she could have known about #so instead she has to encounter this horrible and suspicious event and justify it to keep herself sane #Ah....that's not going into the really interesting ambiguity of xue yangs targets #the people he kills specifically slandered *all three of them* #Was it just for himself? Was there a sense of protectiveness over his two blind companions? #I don't want an answer. I love that it is ambiguous #And oh man. having the noble XXC do the killing is so deviously evil. What a loaded chekov's gun. #you know xxc is gonna have a breakdown over it *when* he finds out. Its all a matter of timing #ok ok funny tag time #I think little apple and xy should meet up so they can swap arson tips. Truly the power team nobody wants. Not even them. #they would fight to the death and little apple would *win* #EDIT: HAPPY BIRTHDAY XUE YANG

[oedonchapeldweller]

you can really tell when a fictional matriarchal society is written by men

#anyways i think yautja wo en regularly get hysterectomies and c-sections #and refuse to get pregnant so the males have to really really woo them or they have to use artificial imcubators to be able #to reproduce and not like go extinct lol #and i think they regularly get abortions #and i dont think the females stay on their planet i think theyre hard to find #and also i think theres less yautja that exist bc they live so long and women dont want to have babies #so theyre very few in number #this is just how i would write it #i think the women have such strong bodies she can just flex her abdomenal muscles and crush whatever was growing in her including xenomorph #because thats funny #also i think the females have pseudo-penises like hyenas #also i think they dentata #sorry im crazy #female yuatja are big and mean and vicious and scary and horrible #and they eat men and also each other #i could go on all day #i feel the same way about drow

[transsexualbloodlust]

has your ex ever messaged u to tell u that they’re engaged to someone they’ve known for 3 months and who they’ve never actually met. has this ever happened to u?

#IM. genuinely i find this so funny like we’re on friendly terms which is why they’re telling me but #not close enough for me to feel obligated to be like. that sounds like a horrible idea but i am. so entertained #<- this ex also told me she moved me after 3 weeks so this sort of thing is very on brand for her

[colorful-horses]

finished season 2 of miraculous ladybug!

I dont mean to sound nitpicky about a children's show meant for children. Buuut it feels a little weird to me that the neglect/abuse Adrien experiences from his father is never played for laughs, but Chloes extremely horrible mom being awful to her is literally the whole punchline of their relationship?

Like I realize part of it is "Well Chloe is mean too, so they can bond over how awful they are Together", but that just makes me feel kinda icky because it means Chloe can never improve as a person UNLESS she's fine with her mother not loving her lol

#not to overanalyze a show meant for 10 year olds #im more just pointing out the difference in how their abusive parents are portrayed and how......strange it is #adriens dad is constantly being shown to be horrible. and they never ever make a joke out of it #but i guess since Chloe is the designated 'Mean Girl' its funny to watch her mom constantly forgetting her name #constantly yelling at her and treating her like shes garbage #chloe gets really good small moments of humanity here and there #but then they had that scene where she finally gets her mother to show interest in her and #its literally just because chloe is like 'i can be an bitch too mom!!!'. which just makes me very sad #chloe redemption arc please. i wanna see her yell at her horrible mom lol #miraculous ladybug #i finished season 2 today. there was so many good hawkmoth moments this season #but i do find it very funny that he akumatized like ..... 5 different six year olds this season #i am making such an extended list of notes about this show as I watch it #im gonna make the next 7 hr long video essay. but itll be about miraculous ladybug lol #my favorite character is still chat noir btw #thanks for reading this far #i will now kiss you on the lips. mwah #tell me who YOUR favorite miraculous ladybug character is and why. i am not super into the fandom side. ive just been watching the show #i wanna know what characters are popular and which ones are hated hehehe #not pony

[thedreammweaver]

If you are out here insulting Aabria Iyengar, I’m gonna beat your ass

#critical role #way too easy to find comments of people saying she is a horrible DM and PC #I feel like it’s just cause she can’t do accents or voices as well as Matt or Brennan #but guess what? voice acting isn’t essential to DMing even when it’s publicized #funny how everyone was on board and fine with Brennan coming in #but when Aabria DMs it’s horrible and awful and the worst thing to ever happen in CR #I am sure it has nothing to do with her being a Black woman in a space dominated by white men :)

[cosmic-cd]

late night oc thoughts again!

#cosmo rambles #dimension cross edition #been thinking a whole lot about gear and source lately and of course RGB #DC too who is also part of the crew as the medic #and ive been working out their sort of connections to one another a little bit more here and there #gear and rgb are very much siblings and they about equally run the dimension cross crew #rgb takes more of the leadership position while gear usually takes the level headed backseat role but #ive found it increasingly funny to consider rgb might be the more normal and less impulsive one of the two #and by that i mean rgb is impulsive for sure. but she's less likely to do something horribly dangerous that would affect everyone #while gear may make a rash decision that might. endanger everyone. just a little bit. because he's either mad or impatient #gear absolutely normally is sort of the voice of reason and he is a very reasonable and wise guy #but he's also very strong and might actually be the one to pick a fight if he's angry and defensive enough #rgb... well. she's fought sonic before. stupidly. acted like a supervillain after finding a chaos emerald to convince him to fight her 1v1 #then had to call time out because he almost kicked her ass into next year but. yknow. #basically. your honor they are silly #on the other hand source is kind of like the third sibling but also This Weird Dog We Found. Can We Keep Him #and then Wait we Don't Need To Ask To Keep Him. We're Keeping Him. #source is unnerving outwardly but they're pretty quiet all things considered. things considered being They Are Slime Mold in a Fursuit #but of course their whole thing is having the simultaneous best and worst comedic timing. we're in a space bar? #big angry space bikers? source is going to walk up to them and annoy them and then the whole dimension cross crew has to deal with a fight #or get kicked out of the bar. whichever comes first #dimension cross as a crew is also only four guys and they are not that organized. it's more like a road trip with general roles. in space. #interdimensionally also. #DC... their personality isnt really.. defined yet! they're somewhere between mad scientist and anxious nerd. they are just a woerm. #and by that i mean they're a worm off da string but also cybernetically enhanced. and the enhancements they installed on their own. #naturally DC is very skilled as a medic both for cyborgs and fully biological things alike #they're kinda just. rotating source trying to figure him out. endless fascination but also trying to avoid them getting hurt #i gotta think about DC more tho. theyre the least developed member of dimension cross and i feel bad #also got a new member of the crew going soon enough . .. .. im excited to think about the interactions between them all LOL

[silverselfshippingchaos]

this is one of my favorite k.yohei moments!!

#he's just so sweet!! #that's my husband right there!!! :D!!! he's such a great guy and i love how kind he is #ash rambles 💚 #he's so comforting and sweet and i just wanna kiss him and tell him i love him! and thank him for being the best husband ever!!! #my s/i doesn't always feel great abt herself and pre-relationship he once gave her a whole 'you're worth it' speech #and ever since then she's been so comfortable being who she is around him #and hey clearly he did something right since they got married a few years later but still #my husband!!! he's the best!!! i love him #he's been on my mind a lot today #that and uh. you know how reboot d.ante is my bestie forever? and you know how he has a twin brother that's lowkey evil as shit? #that twin brother also happens to be my s/i's ex! he's a horrible guy but fuuuccckkk he's sooooooo attractive #also i'm so not okay about his dlc. THE STORYTELLING... THE SYMBOLISM... AHJSQHDJQHJEHA #yeah he's been on my mind. one of my fave characters <3 he broke my s/i's heart and has done horrible irredeemable things but he's so l #so well-written and also soooo hot hehe! sorry d.ante but- oh but d.ante's reaction to finding out they dated was so funny ajskajsj #d.ante assumes it was a one night kinda thing since my d.mc s/i does that a lot but. nope. his brother was all 'nope. she was my gf.' #anyhow that relationship ended horribly which is part of the reason why ash is the way she is- anyhow d.mc lore aside!!! once i start #talking about this game i seriously cant stop LMAAAOOO back to my husband!! #he's the best and he makes me feel so safe! i love my husband! kiss kiss kiss! also i really love kissing his wedding ring. he's just the #best! and he's such a great dad to my fankiddo too! i love this fankid <3 she doesnt have a name yet (i call her daughterdota) but she's #so cool! usually wears a hat like her dad! she can come off as kinda 😐 sometimes but she's sweet!! she loves her skateboard and her pet dog #who is a shiba inu named ginger! i love her <3 ! #and i love my husband!! #okay it's getting late and i have class tomorrow- goodnight my friends!

[maxthesillyy]

pov: you catch me thinking about the bay ending a little too much

#ive been having some thoughts #like yeah its accepting what you did but its also #“whoops i did a bad thing now im just gonna erase it and deal with less consequences” ((horrible simplified i just did btw)) #y’know?? #its also just so cruel to max and chloe #the fact that its undeniably canon makes me want to kill #i wouldnt say that the bay ending is more sad. but more cruel and tragic. #tragic as in chloe dies thinking that nobody loves her and max is forced to live with all the trauma with no one to share it with PLUS #now she has no chloe in her life #which is a whole other in the tags spiral on its own #god the fact that max cant share that shit with anyone lest she get put in a fucking psych ward or smth #the most she can talk about is chloe and all of her problems unrelated to hell week #idk i just kind of hate the bay ending. #BUT THATS ALSO WHY I FIND IT FUNNY HOW PEOPLE WHO HATE CHLOE LOVE THE BAY ENDING #like GIRLS. that ending is 100x worse for max. trust me

[skitskatdacat63]

‘draw them but dont post them’ catie if you ever feel comfortable to post them i’d love to see your ocs bestie <333

Aaaa thank you anon!!! <33

I've not been able to draw properly for a bit so I only have sketches and older art of them. I wanted to draw smth for this ask but then used all of my energy on Nando, so pls take this older stuff :)

#not all of them obviously! #i think i have like 36 or so? #but the first two are my beloved wives #and the third is my blorbo #the 4th is two of my planet personifications :D they are gods :) #the 5th is just a character i find very fun to draw. she is also just evil >:) #its funny bcs the first is technically my most recently created oc(2020 UGH) but i love her the most #but man all my papers from my classes the past month just started getting covered w my ocs #especially all the god ocs bcs they have fun designs #but i just sketch the top 2 constantly like just every paper istg ends up w a portrait or chibi of either of them #oh wait yeah! the 2nd is the oc i said is the reason i draw napoleonic stuff! she is French after all :) #and also the 2nd and 3rd are my top oc ship #...and the 1st and 2nd are my other other top ship 🫣 #she has two hands okay!!! #basically my habit w drawings is to draw them naked and draw clothes on top like theyre paper dolls #but i go layer by layer so then i end up giving up halfway thru #the third drawing is horrible bcs im drawing a napoleonic uniform(typical) but my brain is like: #'draw every single layer of clothing !!!!!!!' #also #all my ocs are either: #very tall generally bold women or short gnc suffering blorbos #so...my type and me LMFAO #but seriously half of them are like 6 fr plus women 😭😭😭😭😭 i need to be stopped #okay anyways it feels weird to post these bcs i mostly only show my friends #but these are my blorbos are i love them dearly and today you have learned a lot more abt me shdjkg #catie.art. #catie.rambling.txt #catie.asks.

[frootbyethefoot]

in other news i played new vegas for most of the day. just finished i could make you care and it singlehandedly ruined my life. god.

#sorry i think veronica is such a good character #shes so funny and kind and she truly does have good intentions #she tries to the very end to make the brotherhood understand that there doing something wrong #and you just have to. pull her away from that horrible environment where nobody listens or understands her #and the IMMEDIATE isolation and hostility she faces from people who were essentially her family afterwards. #so sorry for the horrors veronica hope you find peace and love #fnv #veronica santangelo

[bloggirl8842]

I can’t believe that after FROOT (a personal low but career HIGH) Marina quit music, didn’t tell anyone, and then four years later was like “actually, I’ve decided that music needs me— now more than ever— to be the new Ellie Goulding!” like, what??? No we didn’t!

#i cut her slack though because her horrible emotionally witholding ex boyfriend wrote and produced a lot of that shit #the album after that was like half good and half yeahhh this woman went to tiktok university #i do find her funny in that shes always like ‘im so happy and free FINALLY in this era’ every single era and then on the next one she’s like #‘’oh no those were the worst years of my life.’’

[cruelsister-moved2]

i always see this post in the tags and it literally annoys me so much like thats kind of the whole point. like theres a reason she doesnt end up with avigdor it is literally not the romance of yentl and avigdor he is an asshole and the CHARACTER stating that is not the FILM stating that, like the film is literally using that to tell you that this man was attracted to someone who he was completely certain was a man & also his demeanour to her completely changes when he realises shes not and there is LESS intimacy between them.. the ‘guy falls in love with girl dressed as man and its not gay after all’ is literally such a long-running trope from shakespeare to folk songs and this film is making a conscious effort to like acknowledge the fact that the acceptance of that trope is sort of shaky and like maybe gender and attraction arent really that rigid after all...like if avigdor ISNT gay for finding anshel hot then doesnt that mean hadass IS? its literally asking its 1985 audience to think about like at what moment and for what reason do women become sexual beings and men intellectual ones and what intimacy does that prohibit etc etc its like seriously i dont know what you wanted from this film 😭 most 19th century rural polish men on realising they were attracted to another man WOULD have been like ‘there’s something wrong with me’ i dont see how that means the FILM is homophobic. any film that portrays bigotry is actually supporting that bigotry<3 so true

#also its like most of barbras films like explore the relationships between men and women within homosexuality #funny girl is the same where its kind of the story of a romance between a man and a woman but also hes sort of a horrible guy and she ends #up on her own at the climax which is always like a definitive statement to be making especially in those days #and its like at once parodying AND romanticising the gendered difference between them #like you are woman i am man is literally high camp... #i know she didnt make funny girl but like thats her background #it just annoys me im sorry i see these takes constantly and its like #please read the directorial intention come awn.. #also its just like 'tries to make some sort of feminist statement' like i find that wording so insulting idk #as though it was some kind of supergirl girl boss puff piece

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Lae'zel's character and her entire situation at the beginning of the game becomes so much more funny when you find out she's 22. It makes so much sense. Imagine you're 22 and you're exposed to this dangerous toxin or chemical or something - but not to worry, you learnt that this can be easily fixed, you just need to dial 911 real quick. Common knowledge. Everyone knows that. You learnt that in kindergarten, it's up there with fire alarm drills.

But the people you're stuck with have no concept of modern medicine and when you say "let's go to the hospital" they will say shit like "i think they kill people at the hospital" and "we should ask this swamp lady" or "this guy over there told me about this homoeopathic healer kind of guy but he got abducted" or "this random bard wants to help" and "I'm not going to dial 911 because I don't want the government to know my home address" or "maybe we should consider a deal with Satan". And then a bunch of them KEEP consuming the chemical because it makes them "stronger". One guy might explode for unrelated reasons. You have a few days before this situation is getting critical and suddenly they're solving crime and doing general charity for the community.

And FOR SOME REASON you still try to help these idiots and you STILL want to help them get the cure even though they all keep insisting the "doctors" at the "hospital" might try to "kill them" and they don't have insurance. And you keep telling them to just. go. to. the. hospital. before the time runs out and you all die very horribly of a very treatable condition.

And also you're 22 in a foreign country and you're responsible for shepherding this gaggle of idiots who are all ranging anywhere from 24 to 240 years old.

#you have to consider the fact that she has no reason to doubt or question the Creche as the easy fix for her problems. #Go there. Get Purified. Done. #and she even wants to make sure that this lot gets treated too. Honestly she is so good to them by Gith standards it's insane #baldur's gate 3 #lae'zel

[effysayres]

i’m aware it’s in direct contradiction with the goal of the game, but i never know what to name my dnd characters. :/

#fraise.txt #my work colleagues had the idea of playing together and playing characters we usually never play #since i play healers who are soft orphan girls i'd like to play a barbarian who's a member of the aristocracy. #so she'd be an illegitimate daughter (neglected by her mom) who wants to become head of her family but needs feats to do so #and since she can't get them within the family she'd try to seek some on her own #my second idea would be for a healer who looks like a villain lmao. if i wind up playing bg3 #nah but she was a cleric dedicated to her god to an unhealthy degree and so she's disillusioned with them #so she ditches her order and wanders around until trouble finds her #yet again she's an illegitimate daughter who's dumped at the order by her loving father lmao #except this one is dumped by the dad because she has 'eyes that can bewitch men' (they're just dark brown lmao) #my d&d ocs have horrible parents versus all my other ocs who have decent ones lmao #i do think euphemia would suit the former and roscille the later #i do think euphemia would be funny for the former because the name means well-spoken or to use words of good omen lmao #and yeah: i'm again stealing names from books lmao

[la-cocotte-de-paris]

i stg that Edwige magazine I got was written for the sapphics

#perhaps not INTENTIONALLY #HOWEVER... #there's legit a pic of edwige practising sword fighting #and a whole page about her zodiac signs #also whenever I read it I can rarely go 5mins reading without finding something I do/think etc it's so funny #tbf i do think maybe it had more of a female target audience in mind but idk! i could be wrong! ik she had male admirers for sure #but idk if they'd buy a magazine back in the days of gender roles etc #but what do i know #imma go to try sleep now #and try ignore the horrible smell of bug repellent i've doused myself in