#she's not down to earth enough and he literally doesn't care abt the kinds of things shes into

[guinevereslancelot]

anyone else have a parent relentlessly matchmaking ur friends with ur siblings

#my dad is playing with my brothers and my friends like dolls rn #listen i love all my friends very much but of the single ones these is only ONE i would be ok with marrying any of my brothers #and my dad is fixated on one of the worst ones just bc she's super pretty and can sing #and i love her but she's way too self obsessed and immature #anyway im not a matchmaker but i mentioned to my little bro im really close with abt the one friend who i think he would hut it off with #but he isnt really interested in dating at all lol #but i would advise verg strongly against the one friend my dad so so wants to set up my brother with #also the worst brother for her honestly #she's not down to earth enough and he literally doesn't care abt the kinds of things shes into #i only have one friend who has similar interests to him and she's very down to earth and emotionally stable and he is aware of her #annoyingly these two girls have the exact same name also and they're inseparable besties lol #but my dad wont let go of the idea #i would get over it if my dad succeeded in setting them up and i sincerely love her and want the best for her #but i think she would make my bro miserable #but fortunately he absolutely could not be less interested in her #bc with all the love in the world she is so self absorbed and self obsessed #anyway.....how do i make my dad stop doing this #or at LEAST recognize that my autistic af bro would get along way better with my writer friend who is into anime and comics #and all the things he likes too #anyway #awkwardness #thankfully none of my friends have noticed he's like this im p sure but he's not that subtle

[thewingedgoat]

LOREEE

Hehe, I thought I'd copy a friend and write down my characters Lore without revealing to much of the story, so enjoyy

Lucifer/The Devil (Genderlfuid/Pansexual)

The Devil is probably the most powerfull demon on earth, not even his fallen siblings compare to his powers. Why? Nobody knows. He's the oldest of the demons and second-oldest when compared to ALL of his siblings. Although of his tough extirior(?) he is actually just a wittle guy that needs a break of everyones bs desperatly. To him, his most important duty is protecting the family he still has, with his very life. They may have fallen but he still cares deeply about his siblings. All over he may seem like he would kill you in an instant for coughing (wich he will if there's a good reason for it) but he is infact a very logical man.

Beelzebub/Beelze(pronounced like "Bells" btw if there's confusion) (Cisfemale/Bisexual)

Beelze is the mute Princess of Gluttony, she can only talk with the help of a special Collar made by the gatekeeper. She is a very sceptical person who never judges a book by it's cover, that doesn't mean there aren't certain people she just doesn't trust tho. Dice is one of those people, she just does not trust him, maybe she knows something the devil isn't aware of. She is very overprotective of her family and will literally kill someone for making a wrong comment. She will also be a very supportive character of Ink and care-taker of levi.

Leviathen/Levi (laughs in the face of gender/aroace)

Levi; the mentally unstable prince of envy, while he doesn't really represent his sin greatly, he makes up with it with his personality. He's always smiling and generally just very fun to be around considering his child-like behavior at times. Altough in reality he does get overwhelemed very easily and it takes him a bit to calm down again. When Leviathen gets angry you better run, since he is one of the most powerful beings in hell. He's the main characters fun uncle and often plays the role of the comic-relief.

Mammon (Demiboy/Bisexual)

Mammon is the Blind, edgy, grumpy character that just needs some affection. They weren't always like this, while Satan was still alive he was quite good company. The Incident broke him tho. He has a hard time getting around no thanks to his blindness and uses hellhounds as basically guide-dogs. He distanced himself alot from his family and barely talks to any of them. They can never forgive Lucifer after what he did.

Satan/Satanas (Any pronouns/unlabeled)

WE DON'T TALK ABOUT SATAN

Asmodeus/Ozzy (doesn't give a shit/pansexual)

Ozzy is a very cocky person (in more ways than one ;])(okay I'm sorry that one was bad) but a very comfortable dude to hang out with. Contrary(?) to popular believe, he actually does respect boundaries. He is kind of a comfort-person for anyone who is unsure about their Identity, may it be sexual,romantic,gender or just overall. He is supportive boi.

Belphegor/Belphi (Cismale[very confused abt his gender]/doesn't know what He's into He just falls in love with ppl)

Belphegor is the prince of sloth so there's no surprise that he's mostly just relaxing. Other than the other Princes He doesn't have fur, but is covered in feathers. He's just existing and not caring about anything.

Ink/the kid/kiddo/kid/Inky (Cismale/Biromantic/Asexual)

Ink, the main character and the devils and Dice's adopted son. He was found in the back-ally of the casino, badly injured, when he was only 6yrs old. At first it was asumed that he's a toddler due to him being severly smaller than anyone else. He's still pretty small only reaching about 1,3 metres is size (americans google bc I have no Idea) He works as anything the devil needs him to be really, Dealer, Waiter, Barista, Bounty-hunter or Assasin, He doesn't care.

If you have read 'till here I can't thank you enough, you get a goat smooch

#heaven2hell au #cuphead #cuphead au #cuphed headcanons #headcanons #cuphead the devil #cuphead devil #biblical characters #tw: biblical references #mammon #satan #leviathen #beelzebub #belphegor #asmodeus