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acerine · 4 years

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Can you do hcs for naruto having a crush on his short/tiny best friend who’s like a female version of him and maybe how they get together ?

naruto: crush on short female version of himself

pairing: naruto x reader

warnings: nun ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

a/n: i rlly post once a month and then disappear...

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uzumaki naruto

you were little baby’s first friend when he was a kid bc he deserves friends (˃ ⌑ ˂ഃ ) which automatically made you his bestie

he never rlly mentioned your height when you were kids bc y’all were around the same height b4 puberty rolled in but then he got taller and you didn’t rlly change much f in the chat

but naruto is a sweetie pie and doesn’t joke about your height

okay he does but he doesn’t do it THAT much

like he’ll just rest his arm on top of your head or will place stuff on a high shelf bc he wants you to ask him to get it for you

he just wants to feel wanted bc ya know the village treated him like garbage

honestly you two would probably die if you lived together — there would be no sign of healthy food in your damn house

y’all do not eat HEALTHy like your poor bodies are crying for some real food

your intestines are quivering with all that ramen

naruto loves bringing you with him to hang with his team:

sakura likes you but damn YALL GIVE HER A HEADACHE WHEN YOURE TOGETHER

kakashi is probably zoning both of you out as he thinks about when the next volume of icha icha paradise is coming out

sasuke hates when you’re together bc he can barely tolerate naruto as is — he can be so mean sometimes ;-;

naruto when sasuke called you short and annoying: (ง'̀-'́)ง what’d you say? want another rematch?!

HE DOES NOT ALLOW PEOPLE TO JOKE ABOUT YOUR HEIGHT — no y/n slander allowed here ✨

now when we talk about his romantic experience....it’s as empty as my bank account

like he’s not the brightest with love; he was oblivious to hinata for YEARS so he probably just thought that he loved you in a friendly manner

which he did at first but then his horomones said no❤️

honestly it probably took lovely smart hottie, shikamaru, noticing how oblivious naruto was to his own feelings and it irritated him BC YOU ARE LITERALLY HIM

when naruto was aware he went: ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) no ur wrong she’s my bestfriend

and shikamaru went: 🛌 goodnight dumbass

but the thought of liking you was now stuck in his head and he was just thinking about how much fun you two have together and how his little heart speeds up whenever he gives you a piggy back ride ♡´･ᴗ･`♡ or when you wear his shirt and he likes how big it is on your short figure

okay he liked you

BUT HE HAS NO EXPERIENCE IN ASKING A GIRL OUT

honestly he didn’t even consider you not liking him back, baby was too busy thinking about how to tell you

he goes to sakura and ino for advice and they give him over the top suggestions and he’s just sitting there with literal question marks surrounding his head

head empty ❤️

then he asks the guys and they give some...questionable suggestions — he did a full 180 and just left mid-conversation

his poor brain is overheating because it’s frustrating him likeeee why does luv have to be so difficult he just wants to be with you 4 lyfe

so a few days later he’s sitting on the swing *cue sadness and sorrow* when you walk past him and notice that he looks like a sad little puppy

that’s when he just kind of tells you that he’s been trying to think of a way to ask you out

you’re like: (•̀ᴗ•́)و about damn time

now you both feel like dummies because you two could’ve been dating ages ago 🌞

when you start dating there’s honestly no difference in how you two are together because you should’ve been dating ages ago luv xoxoxo

oh but you guys kiss 😳 so that’s a new upgrade but if y’all kiss in front of sasuke he’s going to chidori you two

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