#sitcom screamo good go listen to it

[steakout-05]

headcanon: 'Everybody Loves Raymond' by Lemon Demon is about this guy whose wacky family just won't stop watching all these family sitcoms on TV because they're stuck in the 80s-90s and the song is just him listing all the shows they watch in order of what pisses him off the most, all leading up to him getting so absolutely purely unadulteratedly enraged by the mere mention of Everybody Loves Raymond that he transforms into a screaming demon. he hates it so fucking much it summons the power of the demonic

#lemon demon #the idea of a guy's demon powers being set off by a cheesy sitcom show is extremely funny to me #this song is probably one of my absolute favourite LD songs honestly #i love me some Sitcom Screamo™ #also i like to think that one of the biggest reasons he hates it for is because his whole family really does love raymond #and he's the only one who doesn't and none of them understand so he's just really resentful towards this sitcom #it's his villain origin story #he goes on a rampage fuelled by his pure hatred and detestment for this show and blows up his neighbourhood #also this song was originally supposed to be on spirit phone so the whole demon thing kinda fits #his family are all paranormal too but in more of a weird uncanny way #they're all stuck in the past in every single way and it's unknown exactly what they are #they're like. obsessed with these sitcoms. and they're so overly friendly #anyway #sitcom screamo good go listen to it #everybody loves raymond

[lovemesomesurveys]

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