#skam france transcript

[tennesseewilliamshakespeare]

SKAM FRANCE LUNDI 7H00 ENGLISH TRANSCRIPT

Mom: how's it going?

Arthur: if you've never tried being deaf, I'd recommend it. Seriously.

Mom: it'll get better.

Arthur: you're a doctor now? Sorry, mom. It's just that… it's been three days.  

Mom: (inaudible)

Arthur: Mom, I can't hear you.  

Text: Mom: I told the school you're sick. Get some rest and take your pills.  

Arthur: thank you.

#skam france transcript #skam fr s5 #skam france s5 #skam france

[etoilepolaris]

SKAM FRANCE S3E8 - Vendredi 19:25 -Transcript

L : Wait it’s going down here.

E : Yeah.

L : Wait where are you ?

E : I’m here.

L : You’re staying next to me ?

E : Yes I’m here trust me.

L : You know what ? I’m taking your hands hostage.

E : Mind the step. Here here here.

L : Stop laughing. Five, six, seven oh no seventh.

E : Climb over.

L : Here ?

E : Yeah.

L : You’re making me do stunts. Come on tell me where we are. Please. Come on.

E : Are you ready ?

L : Can I open my eyes ?

E : uhuh. Tadaa.

L : Is that what you’ve prepared for the weekend ?

E : Yeah. What, don’t you like it ?

L : How did you pay for this ? Tell me. You won the lottery.

E : He’s my boyfriend ! He’s hot right ?

L : Stop, stop. You’re crazy.

E : You haven’t seen it all yet. Look.

L : You’re crazy. You know that no one has ever done this for me ?

E : You coming ?

L : Let’s go.

L : To tonight.

E : To tonight.

L : Is that real champagne ?

E : No. But I recommend this ham from Italia.

L : Oh yeah. Oh yeah. This is the best ham I’ve ever tasted in my whole life.

E : Isn’t it ?

L : This taste, smoked with heed. You know what ? It’s so good that one could think you’re the one who cooked it.

L : I think I could spend my life on this boat.

E : Me too. I’ll rent the same on our wedding day.

L : We’re going to get married ?

E : Well yeah. You don’t want to get married ? Imagine, there will be things made from chips and ham at our wedding. No better, there will only be chips with ham.

L : You don’t want people to eat well at our wedding ?

E : No. Because our wedding will be so good that everyone will want chips and ham at theirs. And then all the caterers will go bankrupt and Trump will have to declare war on Russia to have the monopole on ham. You know how this would be called ? The cold war of ham. And we would go on a world tour on a boat and we would swear to never set foot on the land. Except we’d have to stop in Alaska because you’d be seasick. And then Trump would find us and throw us to Guantanamo, like in jail, except we wouldn’t mind because we would've become friends with a drug ring leader who would bail us out and then we’d become weed deliverers on boat around the world.

L : Wow.

E : No ? In your opinion, how many Eliotts and Lucases are married in your parallel universes ?

L : I don’t know. Plenty.

E: Plenty ? Fuck. We’d have to die tonight then. When we’re peaking.

L : Why are you saying things like these ?

E : I’m kidding. I’m kidding !

Vendredi 23:37

L : Don’t you ever sleep ?

E : I can’t sleep with such a hot dude in my bed.

L : Wait what are you doing ?

E : I’m going for a swim, go back to sleep.

L : Eliott ? Fuck. Eliott ? Fuck.

L : Eliott ? Hey ! Eliott ! FUCK ! Fuck pick up fucking hell. Hello, Lucille I beg of you please come now. I don’t know we’re ... I’m sending you the address.

L : Eliott ! Fuck !

L : Fuck I looked everywhere I don’t know where he is.

Lucille : What happened ?

L : I don’t know we were on the boat we were happy and then he told me he was going for a swim. So he got up, and when I got here, I didn’t hear anything so I don’t think he jumped, he was naked ...

Lucille : Oh fuck. Okay, okay okay. Now we can only hope that the police finds him.

L : I don’t even understand what happened.

Lucille: He’s bipolar Lucas ! Do you understand ? This boat ? He broke into it.

L : He told me he rented it.

Lucille : Come back, how do you think he would have paid for it ?

L : I don’t know.

Lucille : You don’t know, yeah. Did you smoke ?  Did you smoke ?

L : A little bit.

Lucille : It’s not good for him. He can’t smoke. He’s sick, Lucas, sick, don’t you get it ? Hello ? Oh thank you. Yes, yes, yes. I’m coming, I tell his parents and I’m coming. Thank you, yes.

L : They found him ?

Lucille : Yes they found him.

L : Are you sure we’re telling his parents ?

Lucille : Obviously I’m telling his parents ! They found him naked, he broke into a boat and he some weed.

L : I’m coming with you.

Lucille : No, no no no. You’re not coming with me, no. You leave him alone now. you think he loves you, but it’s fake. He can’t love you, it’s just a thing that he thinks. You’re nothing to him. You’re just a fucking obsession .

#skam france #skam fr #skamfr #skam france transcript #skam france translation #skam france season 3 #lucas lallemant #eliott demaury #elu #mytranscript #im am #devastated #this was so so so intense i cant process #sorry for the delay the clip was long

[hugoleslevresrouges]

SKAM FRANCE EP.7 S3 : Lundi 8h45 - Trop cool TRANSCRIPT

In case anyone needs it, I did a quick transcript of this morning’s clip ! It’s not perfect and there might be typos I’m sorry ! I still hope it helps :) !

Basile : At what time do we have to…

Arthur : No idea, dude, I’ve given up, I don’t even care at this point. This is gonna be one hell of a long day.

Basile : Dude! Hi!

Arthur : How are you doing bro?

Lucas : I’m okay.

Arthur : Really ? Everything alright?

Lucas : What about you guys?

Arthur : Couldn’t be better.

Basile : Awesome.

Arthur : Perfect.

Lucas : A bit much for a monday morning, don’t you think?

Arthur : You think so? No, it’s just that we’re so happy to see you!

Basile : Like super happy!

Arthur : How did your week-end go? Was it great?

Lucas : It was alright.

Arthur : Talking about the week-end, have I told you about Saturday? I went to a bar, a bar I’ve never been in before, a gay bar actually, and I had fun like you wouldn’t believe. We really should go back together.

Basile : Same! I was thinking we should totally go to Gay Pride this year!

Arthur : Dude ! Funny you mention that, I came accross a video, did you know it’s not called Gay Pride anymore but “La Marche des Fiertés”*?

Basile : How do you know this?

Arthur : About “La Marche des Fiertés”? Well, from Catherine. Do you remember Catherine? My mom’s friend? Lesbian as it happens, and the nicest person ever. Really, she’s wonderful, a real sweetheart.

Basile : Yeah, I mean lesbians are really cool, especially in porn movies.

Arthur : Yeah, wait... what ?

Daphné : Lucas, Lucas, Lucas ! Is it true that you’re gay? I missed so much stuff lately with everything that’s happening at the foyer, so yeah…

Lucas : Yes it’s true.

Arthur : Well fuck, that’s a relief, we were starting to get scared here… Well not scared per say, but you know what I mean…

Basile : Yeah, we didn’t want to seem dumb…

Arthur : Yeah that was our main concern.

Lucas : Let me put your minds at ease right away, you looked really, really dumb.

Arthur : Yeah, yeah, I thought so.

Lucas : No but I mean, it was… It was funny.

Daphné : I’m so happy for you. Not for us obviously, because it’s sad news for us, it’s kind of a waste, you know what I mean?

Lucas : And by “us” you mean…

Daphné : Well us girls !

Lucas : Guess I’ll take that as a compliment.

Basile : Daphné, while we’re on the subject, I just wanted to remind you that for my part, I am 100% hetero…

Daphné : What you are is 100% lame.

Basile : What have I done wrong this time? Why did she kiss YOU, you’re gay!

Lucas : You clearly struggle with that thing called subtlety.

Arthur : That being said, I’m sure she’s into you.

Lucas : Yeah I could tell that she was thinking of you while kissing me.

Arthur : I’m asking you, did you see her eyes when she kissed him? She was kissing you by transference.

Lucas : Yeah remember we talked about it in class.

Arthur : She didn’t dare kiss you directly because she’s intimidated.

Basile : Are you guys sure ?

Lucas : 100%

Arthur : 200%

Basile : But that’s good news ! Gang check ?

Lucas : We’re missing…

Arthur : Yeah no, Yann’s not here. Come on, let’s go.

Basile : Oh Lucas, I forgot. Tag you’re it !

* Literally “Pride March”

#skam france #skam france transcript #lucas lallemant

[altermayla]

SKAM ITALIA FINAL SPEECH TRANS:

[the speech is a letter that Eva wrote to Gio but never had the courage to send him. In the final scene Gio finally gets to read it while she’s asleep in his arms]

“42721 hours.

That’s how many hours have passed since the first time we saw each other. I counted them earlier today.

The first time was the first day of school. I saw you from afar while they were forming our class and in my heart i hoped they would say your name. Then they did it.

So we became classmates, friends, secret lovers, then boyfriend and girlfriend.

And in the end, just two people simply ignoring each other everyday.

When we went to the lake to celebrate the 100 days before the end of the school, i looked at you, thinking how we don’t talk to each other anymore.

But, at the same time, looking around me i thought that without me and you, that group of people that slowly formed around us would have never existed.

People that would have never remotely imagined to be in the same room and that now love each other to death, and, did somehow grow up together. (*n.b Eva used the word “amare” which is the translation of love but is usually used for relationships or family. The verb “ to love” for friends is “volere bene”)

Sometimes i ask myself if we all are even gonna see each other after high school ends, I even ask myself if we’re all gonna pass the final exam, or some of us will fail.

Who knows if we’re still gonna see each other after we’re all gonna be in different universities, different cities, different streets.

Probably we’re gonna lose each other little by little, without even noticing.

We’re gonna think that we’re still in touch because we watch each other stories, end sometimes make pizza parties that half of us will ditch at the last second.

...but, let’s try not to make this happen, not to waste all of the tears, the fights, the pranks, all of the messes we did together.

Fuck, let’s try it.

Once you wrote in a paper that everyone of us is convinced to move towards the sky, without noticing that the roof stands in the middle: but i was thinking that if we jump all together maybe we can break that fucking roof.

Do you wanna try?”

#skam italia spoilers #skam italia trans #skam italia #skam #skam trans #skam transcriptions #gioeva #skamit s4 #skam rekames #skam france #sana allagui #sana #skam remakes

[alexiaugustin]

also since we cannot put subtitles to YouTube clips anymore do we even still have a translator team or smth?? because like i could do some transcripts and if anyone else wants to join i could put us all into a group chat?? i dunno

#like i wont do more than transcripts because i dont have the time jdjdj #and only if there isnt a translator team already like i dont wanna bother anyone here hdhj #skam france

[dagcutie]

Skam France Ep1 S7 clip7 – Vendredi 19h26

jo: aaah you came!! it’s so great/cool

tiff: yes but just for a beer

jo: don’t worry do as you want.. we are there

tiff: what do you mean "we"? no you told them everything?

jo: no no no absolutely not, it’s just that you know you sent me a dm and i was meeting up with them so i told myself it will be good for you to see some people, no?

tiff: hm im not really sure, im not feeling very well, im gonna go, don’t worry

jo: no no no sorry it’s me i.. im stupid i didn’t understand what you told me.. a beer? so i told myself that you didn’t need to talk but you know if you want we can go somewhere else just the two of us? ok?

tiff: no no no they will find this situation even more weird if we leave together

jo: you will see they are so cool

jo: TADAAAA!

bilal: ok hmmmm (to lola) we weren’t friends last year but we all know what she did to you.. so if you don’t want her here you tell us

jo: but i want her... ok so you were lying when you said that you had prejudices on nobody... you are not that open minded after all

max: you are right jo.. fuck i didn’t expect to ever say that one day in my life

jo: you bastard

max: come on, take a seat

tiff: thanks

bilal: so.. vodka!! who wants?

tiff: isn’t it forbidden to do this?

bilal: with 8€ the pint? everything is allowed

jo: come on be more discreet dude

max: we really need to find a place to party without breaking the bank

redouane: grandpa max is gonna start talking about the hippodrome again.. (to tiff) get ready tiff, you are gonna feel like you were born after the earth and like you haven’t experienced anything

redouane: like bilal and i

max: no one to filter at the entrance, common pot for alcohol, and whatever your outfit/personality, everyone can came in..

lola: there was only sekou to find us cool places like that

tiff: who is sekou?

jo: it’s a friend of us moved in a school for smart people, it’s the type of friend you dream to have in your Trivial team.. i swear he was so smart, it was crazy

maya: hi

everyone: hey

jo: hola que tal

tiff: are you both together?

maya: nice to meet you, maya

tiff: tiffany, tiff

maya: hmmm tiff.. from the insta page?

max: no it’s tiff jo’s friend

*awkward silence*

tiff: you are going on a trip?

lola: yeah.. to my house

maya: lola welcomes me the time i find a room/place to live... the son of my landlord came back from abroad so im kinda homeless

tiff: oh shit, sorry

maya: don’t worry im used to it

max: she is doing us a Cosette (from Les Misérables) with her little backpack

maya: a pic of my dead parents is really all i need

lola: don’t worry im gonna take care of you my little orphan

redouane: *reporter voice* this week in "hyper impossible": addictions, grieving, family secrets, homosexuality.. but however she finds love... lola lecomte

lola: but fuck redouane for a thousand times i won’t be the new subject of your next story

redouane: oh yeah? that would have been a "brut" (a french media) story you would have said yes... lola you don’t wanna be.. idk a message of hope for our generation?

lola: hm no but on the other hand, you see the armless girl that had 20 (highest grade) at her bac, big respect.

bilal: this was so moving the scene where she type her choices/ guesses on Parcoursup with her feet!! you know that some tears fell, it was crazy

tiff: dead parents, addictions, handicaps, you have really no limits??

bilal: hmm yes we have.. us we don’t bully... i say that but..

#ok it’s not even finished #but i gave up sorry #im still sharing on case anyone is interested #by a non completed transcript lol #skam france

[arsenicandfinelace]

Skam France - mardi 16h36

Arthur: You didn’t tell me what you liked on Parcoursup. Alexia: That’s because I don’t know. Arthur: Oh yeah? Alexia: I have too many ideas. Arthur: Like what? Alexia: Well, singer, obviously. Arthur: Of course. Alexia: Or dancer, or speleologist would be awesome, or vet, or game designer - that would be sick. Passerby: Hey! Alexia: Hey! Arthur: Okay, so you’ve got 8,200 ideas, then. You’re off to a good start. But a game designer... Alexia: Actually, the girls did an escape room over the holidays and it was great. It gave me a ton of ideas. I made a map, a manor with key and codes. I worked so hard on it. It would be so freaking awesome if we could play it. Arthur: Yeah, I bet. So what are you doing with me? Alexia: What? Arthur: No, I mean, look at you. You’re so into everything, you’re always going a thousand miles an hour, even your clothes! I don’t know. Alexia: You don’t like them? Arthur: Yes, that’s my point! I love them! I love them! But I don’t know, I’m just so basic. Alexia: Basic? Arthur: Well, compared to you. Actually, you know what? Let’s just drop it. This is a stupid conversation. Let’s forget about it. Alexia: It’s not at all stupid. You’re totally not basic. I love you just the way you are. I have a surprise for you. Arthur: Oh no, no, don’t tell me you’re gonna do my makeup again. Alexia: You were a really hot girl! Arthur: Yeah, but it’s still really disturbing because I’m the one who had to look at himself in the mirror. Alexia: Ta-da! Arthur: “For adults”? Alexia: You want to be a surgeon, don’t you? Arthur: Yeah. So this looks exactly like the kids' version, doesn’t it? Alexia: Yep. Go ahead! You missed! The rules are, one miss, one article of clothing. Arthur: Okay, okay, okay, suddenly I get the adult version a bit better. Alexia: There you go. My turn! Arthur: So that’s definitely beginner’s luck. Alexia: M. Broussard, you suck at this game. This is a concern for your future patients. Arthur: [mimicking] This is a concern for your future patients!  Arthur: Shoes count. Alexia: Okay, but the two of them count as one. Arthur: Oh yeah? Fuck! Alexia: I think you’ve missed 43 times. Arthur: 43 times? 43 times is a bit much. Alexia: That’s a lot of clothes. Arthur: Indeed.

#skam france #transcriptions

[thescoextra]

SkamFR S5EP2 Clip 1 transcript

Samedi 11h12 - Un stéthoscope, des corticoïdes

Saturday 11h12 - A stethoscope, corticosteroids

Doctor: Can you hear me?

D: Good news. You have residual hearing. You don’t hear well but you can hear. It’s already rather encouraging

A: And the bad news?

D: You’ve gone deaf suddenly. It’s quite rare, and it’s inconvenient, but it exists, and especially, it can be treated.

A: Bhow did it happen?

D: Likely the hit that you received, or a badly treated infection. And sometimes, we don’t know why.

A: What?

D: Hold that a second.

D: Do you see that curve? That’s the level of hearing in your right ear. and this one here. Hold this. And that, that you can see, that’s your left ear.

D: Arthur, a sudden deafness, it’s rare. But a sudden bilateral hearing loss, that affects both ears, that’s not rare, it’s nearly impossible.

A: I’m sorry, I don’t understand.

D: I think you do. I think that you understand very well.

D: Arthur, how long have you not been able to hear out of your left ear?

A: I don’t know, two years. Two and a half, maybe.

D: And what happend? Well, not even what happened, what didn’t happen so that it wasn’t treated?

A: Because I didn’t say anything. I didn’t say anything, it’s… 

A: I don’t want to talk about it. You can’t do anything, no?

A: There you go.And for the other one. What do you have to do?

D: Corticosteroid treatment. In most cases, hearing returns in a few hours, three days maximum.

A: When you say in most cases, you mean…?

D: It’s possible that it won’t come back. But listen, it’s rare. It’s very rare, even when the patient is, especially when the patient has taken it in time.

D: Arthur, the statistics are on your side. You shouldn’t worry.

D: The most important thing is that you take your tablets, rest, and avoid noise, obviously.Go easy on the parties, alcohol, drugs, all that. Okay?

D: Well, I’ll tell your parents, I’ll let these air for five minutes.

A: No, no, don’t tell my parents anything, please. Not for this ear, in that case. They won't understand why i didn’t tell them since that start. If they learn that now, it’ll be complicated.

D: You know that your dad is a surgeon, I know him. It’s a little complicated for me to lie to him.

A: Yes but, I don’t you, you said that bilateral deafness is super rare. No? There you go. I just wasn’t lucky, I’m the one case in a billion.

(I’m sorry if anything here is wrong, the french subtitles don’t match up and I don’t hear very well so I can’t always figure it out)

#skam france #transcript #arthur broussard #my posts

[moonkhao]

your gifs are so great!! do you speak all of these languages? you always have captions so fast i'm impressed!

i wish i did, but no. i had 5 years of french in school but i legit can’t remember anything i’ve ever learned, so there’s that. i’m either using other people’s transcripts (bless their souls for translating clips so fast... this was especially a blessing during s3 of wtfock 💖), or i’m putting the dialogue in a translator - not the google translator tho because those translations are horrible, but i feel like i have managed to find a decent one. xx

#for example i've always used transcripts for the wtfockdown gifs #so i just had to find the right placement for the dialogue #which was kinda easy for me because dutch and german are somewhat similar languages #for the skam france gifs i'm almost always translating everything with a translator #mostly because people don't release transcripts except for the friday clips #anon #answered

[tarjeisandvikmoe]

idk i know mika is his own person who’s just worrying about getting the rent in every month and probably doesn’t think but maybe if you’ve got a 17 year old kid living in your apartment who clearly has family issues and rent trouble because his dad just forgets that his son needs money to survive maybe don’t joke about things like kicking him out of his own room and about how he lowkey isn’t lovable and just a distant family member (like just maybe keep the word family out of your mouth in general)

#i haven’t seen the transcript so i’m only going off what i’ve seen but man was that necessary #skam france #text

[queenwille]

anyone makes transcripts for skam france that i can follow?

#skam france #i am a few clips back cause i can’t find transcripts and my adhd cant handle rewatching with subs

[tennesseewilliamshakespeare]

SKAM FRANCE 5×01 CLIP 2 ENGLISH TRANSCRIPT

Mom: that reminds me of when I had to choose a university.

Arthur: it was the year 1821, the winter was chilly… do you have any regrets about leaving med school?

Mom: no. Well… no. Your father was a year older. He already had a lot of ambition. And then I got pregnant, and I had to take care of you. 

Arthur: so it's my fault you're a medical secretary?

Mom: no! It's not your fault. I love my job and I love my life. I have a husband, a nice apartment, and a slightly condescending son who I love more than anything. I have everything I need. 

Arthur: it was as stupid as a valve.

Mom: it doesn't matter, I love you anyway. (To Dad) you're coming home late.

Dad: it was a long day. I'd love to have the same schedule as you two. (To Arthur) how's it going, my son?

Arthur: fine, you?

Dad: the Christmas decorations, you didn't put them away?

Mom: no, I didn't have time.

Dad: (to Arthur) you haven't picked yet?

Arthur: not really. And we don't pick, we give our preferences and they arrange it. It's random. 

Dad: it's so complicated, between that and…

(Muffled)

Dad: oh well. For surgeons, there's no hesitation. I know them well at Descartes. I'll give them a call.

Arthur: cool.

Dad: dinner?

Mom: mhm

#skam france #skam france s5 #skam france transcript #skfr s5

[etoilepolaris]

SKAM FRANCE S3E03 - Mercredi 12h10 Tu choisis pas - Transcript

L : Hey

D : Hey. What are you doing ?

L : Well I was coming to uh to help you

A : Oh that’s so cool thank you !

D : No it’s top secret.

E : It’s Lucas we don’t care.

L : Are you robbing the common room ?

A : No not at all, actually were moving the furniture...

D : Alexia it’s top secret.

E: Without telling you anything, people need to be able to dance here so we’re moving the furniture around...

D : Okay so we’re not respecting anything here.

E : I didnt say anything.

L : Wait I got it, you’re throwing a party.

E : Fuck he’s so clever.

A : Definitely, I would have understood.

D : Please don’t tell anyone, it’s super important.

E : Oh so no one is gonna come to our party, it’s really shit.

D : No that’s not it. I need to organise, I need to throw the event, look at the place it’s just ... Ah fuck we’re telling him everything.

A : It’s okay girl, it’s Lucas. And now he’s part of the crew he’s always tagging along.

L : I dont tag along at all I was just passing by ...

E : Lucas is so our new Manon actually.

A : Definitely, he even took her place in the flat share.

D : No no hey girls, the crew is girls only.

L : Yeah yeah, and really I’m good.

A : Okay but come help me please.

L : For your table ?

A : Yeah.

It’s so ugly, Romain would love it. He loves weird things.

E : Well he’s dating you.

A : Like I’m weird.

E : Please girl, look at your shoes.

A : they’re super cool right ?

D : The unicorns, is that because you’re bi ?

A : Not at all, it’s just that unicorns are lit.

E : Bu the way, does Romain know you’re bi ?

A : No, but we’re all sexually fluid you know. Haven’t you seen the article on Kombini about the Kinsley scale ?

L : What’s the Kinsley scale ?

A : It’s the spectrum of sexuality. Everything that exists between 100% straight and 100% gay. But a lot of people our age have done things with the same sex. Look even Emma and Daphne hooked up.

D : Well first, that was once and she’s the one who kissed me.

E : Uh yeah I’m super fluid when I’m drunk.

A : Is that why you’re always getting wasted ?

E : Yeah haha.

L : And it’s super cool to be bi right. You kiss all the girls you want, you get with a guy and everyone things you’re straight.

A : No. Why would I get with a guy if I like a girl. If I like a girl, then I like a girl. You get to choose who you fall in love with ? Well yeah.

#skam france #skam fr #skam france transcript #skam france translation #skam france season 3 #lucas lallemand #my girl alexia !!! #this was such a nice bi speech im

[raypakorns]

yann cazas is an angel we dont deserve him

#read the transcript #and hes s very good boy #id happily give my life for him #skam france

[stvrmhondss]

dm between lucas and yann:

yann: well, are you still going to emma tonight?

yann: we’re going together

lucas: yes, sweet

lucas: we’re going to get wasted

yann: oh yes

translation credits go to @queendua1 ! tumblr just won’t let her post

#skam france #lucas lallemant #yann cazas #transcript

[fan-think]

Transcript in french?

I think there’s already people ready to translate season 3, so I won’t do it, but would you be interested in having just the french transcript as well? In french ? I’m willing to do it when the clips come out.

#skam #skamfr #skam france #french #transcript