#so like Dazai’s already prob used to the ‘inhuman’ stuff

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Yk how Dazai contributed to half of the PM’s profits during his time in the mafia? Imagine if Chuuya had been responsible for the other half. So like everyone else in the ENTIRE PM only contributed like 0.0001% in total lmao💀

And so Mori would like on the reg call meetings calling (read: scold like a high school teacher) everyone except SKK (he does NOT need to increase their ego anymore than it already is lmao) while massaging his temples like

Mori: Can you please explain how two immature CHILDREN have managed to contribute more to this organization than every single TRAINED ADULT in this room???

Ace: (because he is 100% enough of a snivelling weasel to insult two children out of pure pettiness) It’s not our fault Sir. We’re all only human after all, but those things-they’re INHUMAN!!! Demons like them obviously don’t need to take any breaks; hence the cause of the work discrepancy. If it wasn’t for this minor detail, then I can assure you Sir, that we would all prove to be FAR more competent than those freaks.

Mori: (already feeling a headache coming on) Ace, how many times do we have to go through this? They’re not actually…

Meanwhile SKK are right outside the door eavesdropping and snickering to themselves (after having just come back from playing competing in the arcade for like 7+ hours lol) Yes their egos are in fact inflating to a horrifically unhealthy degree.

#kouyou and hirotsu r just standing in the meeting proudly #like #‘I raised those kids😌’ #I would’ve included Oda in the proud parents group #but then I realized he would’ve been more proud if Dazai solved half of the ADA’s cases rather than just contribute to the PM’s profits #cuz that would’ve actually helped people #also the reason y Dazai and Chuuya r just able to laugh off what Ace said #is cuz I imagined this taking place just a year before they turned 18 #so like Dazai’s already prob used to the ‘inhuman’ stuff #And Chuuya already has like a firm grasp/faith in his own humanity cuz this is post SB #and another reason: #it’s fricking Ace; #like they’re not gonna take ANYTHING seriously coming from that low life’s mouth lmao #yk now I’m just imagining SKK going out of their way to make fun of Ace #yk they so would #And he can’t even do anything about it cuz of their high ranks lmaoo #God I hate Ace #just such a stuck up weasel #so glad Fyo killed him #anti-Ace lol #pretty sure this is kinda ooc for Mori but idc lol #bungo stray dogs #bsd #port mafia #dazai osamu #chuuya nakahara #bsd skk #soukoku #teen skk #teen SKK simultaneously being the best AND worst thing to happen to the Port Mafia😆