#soardived

[missingstarter]

@soardived

"Get out of the way. You're annoying me."

#[✢ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴜɴᴀᴡᴀʏ ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ |✧| game interactions ✢] #soardived #straight to the point </3

[experthiese]

@soardived asked: i know what you are

❝ A thief? Yeah, you're not special, buddy. Most people know what I am. ❞

❝ You don't become the world's most wanted by staying a secret. ❞

#▸ answered #▸ in character #▸ crossover; pokemon #soardived #🤨🏳️‍🌈❓❓

[gamenu]

         NICOOOOOOOOOLE NICOLENICOLENICOLENICOLENICOLE

                                                  -- @soardived

         "--Y-yes, Willow!?"

#༼ 🌟 open your messages! ༽ #soardived #༼ 🌟 Breeder Nicole would like to battle!!!: Pokémon ༽ #You're giving her a fright!!!!! #Also hi Nox bby <3

[meistoshi]

❛ eeeeh, so how did that happen ?? ❜ " that " being the regigigas ( grandpa ) that neither satoshi nor pikachu have stoped staring in awe at since @soardived offered to meet him. half of satoshi's brain is, admittedly, running a thousand kilometers per hour thinking about how cool it would be to battle the pokémon right this very second. the comparatively quiet voice in his mind reminding that they are so not in the right environment for that kind of fight is the only thing holding him back from challenging willow right in said very second.

#soardived #hi <3 #ic. #v. continues on & on & on ...

[journcys]

“If I don’t at least get an honourable mention, I want a divorce.”

#dash comm. #noitxll #soardived #LMFAODJFNBFNNF

[allthingsglittergold]

It took several fist-fights and a lot of growing up, Willow.

#ic #dashcomm #allthingsglittergold #soardived #(LOL)

[gnzma]

@soardived

RUNS TOWARDS HIM WHILE HOLDING UP A FLAYING STUNFISK BY ITS TAIL

SCREAMS

#❌|| ɪᴛ’s ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙᴀᴛᴛʟᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴏʏ 💀 interactions ||❌ #soardived #CONTAINMENT BREACH

[chounaifu]

❝ you should give a bike to your boyfriend, i'm sure he'd love a bike! we have them, on sale, RIGHT NOW!!! oh, or if you wanna get spicy, you can get two pairs of LUVDISC-THEMED ROLLERSKATES for half the price! ❞

His pupils widen like saucers, and he leans in, grabs her by the shoulders, and says:

"I don't even know if he knows how to ride a bike OR skate, but I'll take both."

Proton holds out his credit card and wiggles it.

#➤ 《 𝟗𝟎 𝐃𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐃𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐭; 𝐆𝐞𝐭 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐩𝐨 𝐓𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 》 In Character #soardived #{ HE'S DUMB. }

[turojo]

"check this out"

" ... I denounce all of gen Z actually- "

#inbox. » .010 ✦ #crack. » .004 ✦ #soardived #he should never have kids (again)

[reiketsui]

do you wanna talk about boys

oh. that's a new one –  silver never reached this stage under his watchful eye before leaving. but really, how difficult can such topic be?

" fine. firstly, you should know that the older you get, the more insignificant they become. secondly, always let them wait for your response. let them grovel. " / @soardived

#soardived #《 asks. 》 #《 𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐥 𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐫 – ic. 》 #he says while being totally-not-in-love with his totally-not-husband #dfdljSJKKJGJDKJG!!!!!!!

[ionoize]

Ladies and nonbinaries! 

Your eyeballs are MINE -- caught in my Electroweb!

Whosawhatsit?

Iono! ‘Ello, ‘ello, hola! Ciao and bonjour!

It’s time -- TIME FOR THE IONO ZONE!

" Welcome to the stream with the with the perfect I-TEAM bringing you the most shocking news of the week with your host ME of course, hee!

We got pleenty to talk about today! Like about the Ha-uuuuge Florges Ball not to long ago!

...Wha's huh? I wasn't there? Aw, don't be sad my lovely fans! I love to make star appearences to meet all of you, but SIIIIGH alas being such a busy bee bringing you the best content from all over leaves me soo tired; I couldn't DREAM of not having my best face on for all of you!

ThatandtherewasnoVIPsection??LikehellooIneedmyspaceawayfromsubtierclowns--

I mean -- it just wasn't in the stars, my dears! But don't worry! Next oone~! Meanwhile I heard it was, well, a BALL being DJ'd by that uh-...pineapple kid from Team Star, yeah! The one with pointy black hair? Wait wasn't he all over last stream cause he's got a real shiner of a bald spot underneath that gear? LMAO -- well he can really bring down the house with his beats so I can totally look past that.

If it wasn't gonna be him bringing down the house it'd be that really kinda cute balloon thing that looks like a Jigglypuff with a suuper nice hair-do! Geez - wonder what got under her puff?? More song then Tuff tho- didn't last more then a few rounds before being kicked out of the party before she sang her final note! Where's the real violence?? ShEESH-its not a party unless there's some real bloodshed!

Oh! Right! Well there was that one little spot where that one kinda lean guy bowled over this suspicious lookin' creep for comin' in uninvited. Booo! My super secret sources says apparently it was Red? Like legendary Red who did the upswing?? Isn't he like, some hermit on a mountain somewhere though?? Why would he be at some big ol' party in Paldea? Huh! Some gossip to chew over I guess! Andrememberwearenotliableorresponsibleforanyandallsourcesbeingfactionalornot!

But that's not what the buzz is about - like we got photos of the chairwoman and tippity top-champion walking out at the end of the night with a sweet lookin' rock on her finger she wasn't wearing when she waltzed in before! Oooh! Does that mean she's like?? Tying the knot with some lover that swept her off her feet during the night?? Wait why was my team not on that juicy bit of news?? Wha'?? Having too much fun?? It's La Primera for crying out loud-she has a façade like a steel trap, we need this for the view boost-!!

I mean, aw darn, too bad we'll never know for sure! We'll totally update you all on the sitch when we got more for you!

The rest of the week is so-so! There was this really funny lookin' girl makin' bank on a raffle to win some top tier-gear though! Wooah! Maybe I should get into the gambling biz but I'd miss all of you soo so much! Besides I remember when I bet like half my networth on this one really cute gacha game. Trust me my betting days are oover, my manager was so mad -

...

Anywaays! That's all for this week on the IONO ZONE streaming to you live from Levincia! If this stream was --bzzt!--shocking for you, go smash that subscribe button!

Your eyeballs are MINE -- caught in my Electroweb!

The Supercharged Streamer! Whosawhatsit? IONO, signing off!

See ya! "

#IC . ♡ ˙ ˖ ✧ ━━ ˗ˏˋ 🐸⚡️ #dash . ♡ ˙ ˖ ✧ ━━ ˗ˏˋ 🐸⚡️ #soardived #redlegend #dj divorced - I mean #seginbeats #lacampeona #tw long post

[missingstarter]

@soardived:

"SIIIIIILVEEEEEEEEER!!!" willow's voice echoes inside the large cave; it disturbs the many draconids training inside, balancing their focus away. inside the shrine, the master sees ripples form inside his teacup. "sil-VER!!" another yell. she turns over a rock, as if he'd fit under it -- and she just keeps screaming.

"C'MOOON!!! WHERE AAARE YOU??"

Oh this is Loud. Like LOUD loud. The kind of Loud you don't want around when you're currently busy being depressed.

Luckily, he's inside, for now. In his old room. Wnating to be left alone, yet unable to just. Go out, and tell her to shut up in the most polite way possible.

He's bad at that, today.

...and that's why, eventually, it's Feral that finds her, very gently putting a paw on her face to turn her off, letting out a soft grunf.

#soardived #[✢ ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇs ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜ |✧| interactions ✢] #[✢ ᴇᴠᴇʀʟᴀsᴛɪɴɢ ᴊᴏʏ |✧| Bell Tower Event ✢]

[laprimera]

You know if I really wanted nox to suffer chrono kingdom hearts I’d make her start with KH UX, stop her midway, make her watch the movie Backcover, make her continue to finish UX and then go from there—

#ooc. ･ﾟ ✹ #but I’m not that cruel fjejfndbw #soardived #mobile posting #kingdom hearts is fucked

[ncmona]

"Forget the bike, I just want the battle!!!"

#dashboard commentary #soardived #ic ;

[meistoshi]

❝ on a scale from one to ten how pretty am I. ❞

he tilts his head, considering. thinking. that feels like a trick question. it always feels like a trick question, especially from girls.

a squint.

well, if past experience has taught him anything ( & he does strive to learn from said experience ) then it's probably best to just say what he's certain willow wants to hear. the nod he gives is both to himself & to pad his answer's presentation. ❛ ten, of course. ❜ he doesn't see why this couldn't have been a yes or no question, but he supposes that's the " trick " part of the trick question ...

#soardived #answered #👍 #ic.

[journcys]

@soardived said: ❝ okay fine, let's talk about boys. ❞ holds out her hand. he's getting his nails painted too.

“Can y’make it black? Black kinda goes with the threads, yeah?”

His grin is wide and toothy; his behaviour absolutely relaxed and chill. For a dark type user, Sidney was always a pretty down to earth person. Outgoing and not a sore loser, the Elite had no problem letting Willow paint his nails and talk about boys.

Kurayami sniffs at Willow; the Mightyena’s wet nose pressing against her cheek—curious as she moves to smell the nail polish which makes her reel back and make a surprised noise. She sits as Sidney laughs, “Didn’t think it’d smell that strong, eh, Yami?”

“Boys, huh? What, you got someone whose caught your eye?” He snorts. “Y’know, if we’re gonna talk boys—I like strong guys, yeah? Been datin’ Noland for a while and the meathead is totally my type. Known him forever; he’s been a meathead his whole life, y’know!”

“Great guy though, teasing aside! The best! You gotta have a guy who’ll take care’a ya ‘n vice versa, y’know? I think I’d probably be dead somewhere if he wasn’t lookin’ after me. Anyway. Anyway! C’mon, Willow—tell me who ya got your eyes on! My lips’re sealed!”

#ic. — | sidney valzean. #he’s stupidly in love sorry Willow you opened pandora box #soardived #noitxll ( mentioned )