#somebird

[somebirdortheother]

Breaking The Ice - Chapter 4 of 4 Snippet

My little Haladriel/Saurondriel Star Trekky AU is coming to a close tomorrow. 🥹

#fanfiction #rings of power #the rings of power #galadriel x sauron #saurondriel #haladriel #galadriel x halbrand #somebird #snippet

[coraleethroughthelookingglass]

I Wanna Be Your Slave, I Wanna Be Your Master (NSFW), Good Girl, Chapter 3

It’s time to get this vacation back on track (and to kiss and make up)

Happy Monday from myself and @somebirdortheother

#haladriel #halbrand x galadriel #trop fanfiction #nosse verse #coraleeveritas #somebird #You want smut? We have smut

[queenmeriadoc]

Your opinion on ... the best Star Trek -> namely, which series was the best?

Well, I want to clarify that I have not watched very single episode of every single series, but the one I like the most at the moment is Strange New World, after that it's Voyager and DS9.

#somebirdortheother #somebird #your opinion

[alexf14r]

#canon7 #jupiter12 #юпитер12 #tasma #тасма #tasmamz3 #тасмамз3 #orthochromatic #ортохром #wintertrees #зимниедеревья #muchsnow #многоснега #somebird #птица #crowonsnow #воронанаснегу #beautifultrees #красивыедеревья #blackandwhitephotograph #чернобелаяфотография #135film #bwfilm #чбпленка #streetporn #уличнаяфотография #phornography #lensculturestreet #alexeyfrolov #алексейфролов (at Санкт-Петербург, Россия) https://www.instagram.com/p/ClQ69nsICZr/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#canon7 #jupiter12 #юпитер12 #tasma #тасма #tasmamz3 #тасмамз3 #orthochromatic #ортохром #wintertrees #зимниедеревья #muchsnow #многоснега #somebird #птица #crowonsnow #воронанаснегу #beautifultrees #красивыедеревья #blackandwhitephotograph #чернобелаяфотография #135film #bwfilm #чбпленка #streetporn #уличнаяфотография #phornography #lensculturestreet #alexeyfrolov #алексейфролов

[lady-of-imladris]

WIP Ping Pong

(@somebirdortheother we need a cool title, preferable with an alliteration for this little game lmao)

After my latest attempts at smut that ended with "he was [FUCKING RIPPED DUDE]", I somehow managed to write half a paragraph of Thranduil x Reader smut. I have no excuse for anything anymore. It's porn. I wrote it.

Also, I am pinging you again @somebirdortheother (and as a computer person I really love that I can call it that!)

He prowled towards you like a predator toying with his prey. You slowly crawled back on the bed until you bumped against the headboard. “Still running away from me?” he chuckled darkly, “Just when I thought you wanted to be a good girl for me. Don’t you want your king to fuck you?”

#somebird <3 #somebird and lady of imladris wip ping pong

[jwowwsboobs]

it would be sick if u made an artery patch

u r so right ill get on that asap. why didnt i think of that THANK U <3

#it shoul db the tat tht never happend i think ... thtd b sick #ill work on it tyyyyyyy<3333 hope yr well!! i saw somebirds when i was out a bit ago n totally thought of u but the pics r on my phone not #the computer tht i am on <\3 #ev #asks

[brotherdusk]

Last Sentence Tag Game

I was tagged by @thelettersfromnoone today and @somebirdortheother a few days ago, thank you both! 😊😊

RULES: post the last sentence you wrote (fanfic / original / anything) and tag as many people as there are words in the sentence.

my last sentence when SomeBird tagged me a few days ago, from my Cleon XII character study:

Day stopped at every intersection to point out a small arrow painted at Dawn’s eye level, showing him which direction to take.

and today's tag, which is from uh it's um it's from my season 2 fix-it AU, which has been heavily inspired by beauty and the beast and the general horror fairytale vibe of 2.09. it's 100% crack treated seriously and I have no regrets:

It doubled over and clutched its temple, finding something hard and flat there, trying to tear it off but frozen by an equal and opposite compulsion not to. 

I'm not tagging because this game has been circulating among my mutuals for so many days that I don't know who has or hasn't been tagged any more 😭 if you see this and want to do it, do it!

#my writing

[demonscantgothere]

More Haladriel / Saurondriel fic recs:

Between Us by ninathena

Modern AU. Knocked up from a one night stand. Pining!Halbrand is present. Galadriel could probably kill him, but really, why would you kill a puppy? Nah, you pet 'em and take 'em home.

Anger Turns to Honey by ninathena

'Bad Guys Made Them Do It' trope. Adar is just following orders. Sauron and Galadriel ain't got a choice. Questionable situations ensue. Accidental bonding occurs. Mind the tags (non-con).

with hands as gentle as rain, i shall strangle him by poeticmemory

Sauron is Annatar. His gifts are not nice gifts. Galadriel may or may not want to kill him. It is sexy. I am digging the confliction and the dark tone. Celebrían is present. I am in heaven.

but i thought you might by poeticmemory

Modern AU. Halbrand is not nice, not by a longshot. You're going to want to crawl through the screen and strangle him. It is okay. The author is doing her job. It is dark. It is roiling with tension. Mind the tags (dub-con/non-con).

Shadow-Bride by eye_of_a_cat

I'm seeing a pattern. I like Jerk!Sauron. He's such a jerk. Somehow, he manages to finagle Galadriel into being his bride. She doesn't want to, but it's for the good of the realm—Sauron's only price. He will have her to come to him eventually. Willingly.

On the Twelfth Night, or, Epiphany: How Galadriel Seduced a Priest and Discovered the True Meaning of Christmas by Thrill_of_hope

Modern AU. Halbrand is a Hot Priest. Galadriel may or may not be involved in a bet to seduce him. There is definitely hot oral sex in a confessional. You can pray for forgiveness afterwards.

The Most Wonderful Time of the Year by Coraleeveritas, SomeBird (which jUST eNDED, but idc you need to read it anyway~)

Modern AU. The banter. I just . . . the banter. It's adorable. There is angst and secrets! It is sexy. Galadriel is all sass! Pining!Halbrand returns! He saves her number in his phone as "Baby Girl." Trust me, this one is worth it. Oh boy, is it worth it.

Consider this Part 2 of my Haladriel/Saurondriel fanfic recs for ones that didn't get mentioned on the first round, except for "Between Us." All of these are hidden gems that may not have a ton of kudos, but all of them have phenomenal writing, and I am floored they don't get more response.

#saurondriel #sauron x galadriel #galadriel x sauron #haladriel #galadriel x halbrand #halbrand x galadriel #fanfic rec

[sauronxgaladriel]

Sauron x Galadriel Smut Fic Recs

Saurondriel/Haladriel fics with amaaaazing smut! Some are one-shots others are not. Though honestly, I haven’t read any fics for this pairing with smut that isn’t perfection.

A Stressed Tiding by FormerlyIR (Irony_Rocks), Irony_Rocks

Summary: 

Galadriel offers him an accord. 

One night and one day.

shining like a fiery beacon by The_Duchess_of_Fiction

Summary:

Set after the Finale.Galadriel has left Eregion, has ran as far from the Southlands as the map allows.It was fitting that she wanders to where her search for her enemy (her almost) had last ended, on the opposite end of this Middle Earth in the northern wasteland.She doesn’t remain alone in her exile for long.

Mortal Laws by Helholden

Summary: 

He closed his eyes and drew in a deep breath, recalling all the scents in the air at once. Separating them in his head was easy, from the daffodils to the Oak trees to the dwindling roses and the crisp, clean splash of fresh water trickling over smooth river rocks that held a brief tinge of salt upon their surface. Other beings took these things for granted for they could barely sense them at times, but he knew their scent with his eyes open or closed, and he could detect their direction in turn.

Even as he held her wrist, keeping the blade from striking him, he could pause long enough to absorb them before using them to his advantage, to slip into her head like a serpent and twist her thought to his own world. As long as he touched her, he could change her perception—and into a dream they fell, a dream much like her childhood in Valinor. For there was no one Galadriel trusted more than her brother, Finrod, and he knew he had to use that against her if he was ever to win over her influence. With calm perception, he took the form of her brother, white-cloaked and humble, one she would not question if she saw with her own eyes.

Takes places during Episode 8: Alloyed. Canon divergence.

A Moment of Wanting by Draconic_Grace

Summary: 

One-shot following episode 1x05.

"Come with me," he whispered, "and share with me a moment. A moment of quiet, if you will. Quiet your mind for the dawn that soon rises. Stay with me?"

The First Goodbye by SomeBird

Summary:

Set immediately after Episode 8, Galadriel finds that her foe hasn't left. This is a response to the prompts for an angry reunion that I've received from the lovely readers of my last fic.

Buried in Bone by Invisible_Hand

Summary:

Truly taking on a form was, in no small part, to lose himself in that vessel’s way of perceiving and thinking and feeling: blood and gut and brain were wily and pernicious masters. When he took the form of a bird, he longed for the wind beneath his wings. When he was a mighty wolf, he savored the blood of Elves on his lolling tongue.

How humbling it was to force every bit of his vast and ancient being down, down, until it was trapped inside the bones of a vulnerable human frame, and then expect it to stay there, confined. As if he hadn't already been humbled enough.

When he dove into the water after the Elf, he asked himself why, even as he slipped beneath the surface, as his lungs burned from lack of air, as he risked that last, paltry link to the corporal world for her.

#saurondriel #haladriel #sauron x galadriel #halbrand x galadriel

[niennawept]

Revealing my fictional crushes, in no particular order

Tagged by @somebirdortheother - I shall strive to live up to your analysis at the end.

Adar, Rings of Power: I know that no one is shocked, but putting this here because, you know, it's required.

2. Dax, Deep Space Nine: Notice that I didn't specify a Dax, because the answer to Dax is 'yes', not 'which one?'

3. Ada Wong, Resident Evil: ruthless, resourceful, smart, and beautiful. She can double cross me and I won't even be mad.

4. Worf, all appearances but especially silver haired: Look, I promised myself that I would only pick two characters from Star Trek (which was hard given that most of my crushes over the years have been Trek characters). But Worf is one of the longer standing ones.

5. Círdan the Shipwright, The Silmarillion (no official adaptation, so imagination only): I love his devotion to his people that had him stay in Middle-earth until all the elves who wanted to sailed. His age and wisdom are also upsides.

6. And finally, almost all the main characters in Stormlight Archive. Navani, Jasnah, Adolin, Shallan, and Kaladin. Any combination of these characters. I love them all.

A little light analysis for SomeBird (<3)

Percentage of characters who could physically kick my ass: 90%

Percentage of characters who could mentally kick my ass: 60%

Percentage of characters who have killed people: 90%

Percentage of characters who have endured The Horrors: 50%

Tagging with no pressure: @baddybaddyadardaddy, @sotwk, and @fishing4stars

#tag games

[eowyn7023]

Rules: Tag 10 People You Want To Know Better

Thank you, @somebird and @pursuitseternal for tagging me!  

Relationship status: long-term partner.

Favorite color: blue, or green.  It sloshes back and forth.

Song stuck in my head: Hold onto my fur by the Kiffness

Last song I listened to: “You Know You’re Right” by Nirvana 

Three favorite foods: saag paneer, vegetable korma, bengan bharta

Last thing I googled: map of Middle Earth 

Dream trip: anywhere with a tropical white sand beach and great snorkeling.  My favorite snorkeling spot is Kealakekua Bay on the island of Hawaii.  My favorite white sand beach is Ala Moana on the island of Oahu.  If only I could teleport back and forth between the two, while teleport-commuting to either from someplace I can afford to live.

Tag — you’re it!

@hazelmaines @dwarveslikeshinythings @meohme-thedorklord @honeyfarts666  @rwarrasaurus @rebelrebelwrites @lazymeriadoc @astro-gnome-gnome @thetempleofthemasaigoddess @bluestaratsunrise

#Tag game #Eowyn7023

[somebirdortheother]

The Adventures of The Low Man - By Ichabodjane, SomeBird

Fandom: The Rings of Power

Relationships: Galadriel/Halbrand, Galadriel/Celeborn, Galadriel/Halbrand/Celeborn

Rating: T

Fashionably late for Haladriel Week, @ichabodjane and I arrive in STYLE with our ghastly Galabornbrand crack. 😎 As someone said, “the crack fic writers are never late, nor are they early, they arrive precisely when they mean to.”

This fic is a dedication to @lady-of-imladris and her post that grew legs and then some.

Summary: When Galadriel accuses Halbrand of being the Dark Lord, he does the only thing he can think of: knocks her down and runs away. Now he's wandering the wilds with some new companions (who also think he's Sauron). Meanwhile, Celeborn finally makes his return from captivity and of course he'll help his wife track down her nemesis. It's just that, well, who they find doesn't seem to match up with the Sauron he knows... Posted as part of Haladriel Week 2023.

Tagging every unfortunate soul that had reblogged the original post 💀💀💀:

@ichabodjane @helenvader @iamstartraveller776 @vellichormybeloved @hazelmaines @ringsofpowerfans @the-eclectic-penguin @gil-galadhwen @myfavouritelunatic @princessfantaghiro @coraleethroughthelookingglass @penelopeloveshere @bananaphanta @longsightmyth @lady-of-imladris

#the rings of power #haladriel #rings of power #trop fanfiction #galaborn #galabornbrand #haladrielweek #trop crack #ot3 #SomeBird #ichabodjane

[coraleethroughthelookingglass]

You Can’t Have It All - Pick A Part That’s New, Chapter 3

Husbandmaterial Halbrand strikes again, and he doesn’t let a minor meltdown distract him from showing Galadriel how good he can be with kids.

@somebirdortheother and I come to the halfway point of this week’s Nossë Verse fic :)

#haladriel #trop fanfiction #galadriel x halbrand #the rings of power #somebird #coraleeveritas #nosse verse

[melancholic]

i saw somebird w the same pfp as me and got so angey i blacked out and woke up in a mysterious room, people were calling me "young lady" it was then i realized i had transmigrated into

#🦭

[thetimecrystal]

@lilneps did an OC tag and i really wanted to do it as well!

this is for my DnD character who i am playing with atm, Armythe Spiritfall (they/them) and if you want to do this, this is a nudge!

— rules: always, never, sometimes

— LIGHT SOURCES

SUN RAYS.

effervescent smiles, dandelion puffs, bare feet, beach waves, flowers pressed into books, champagne glasses, rose-gold eye shadow, boho skirts, wire-rimmed glasses, hair in loose waves, kaleidoscope eyes, sunshine in your hair, fire in your soul.

INCANDESCENT BULBS.

crop tops, floral print, dancing in the rain, quiet defiance, hand-knit beanies, rosé, painted bookmarks, marble floors, cirrus clouds against a blue sky, polaroid pictures, hands held, fingers intertwined, flower crowns, baby bluebirds.

STARDUST.

lace bralettes, brisk breezes, jasmine-scented perfume, books with yellowed pages, tracking constellations, sterling silver, violin music, chess games, iced coffee, glittery dresses, high heels, secret grins, midnight meetings, wishing upon a star.

CANDLE FLAMES.

denim jackets, gladiator sandals, braided hair, messenger bags, movies at the cinema, stolen kisses, wax-sealed envelopes, haiku poetry, cherry wood, succulents, fountain pens, jigsaw puzzles, soft tired eyes, hidden smiles, cuddling with someone you trust (someBIRD).

MOONBEAMS.

newspapers, over-sized sweaters, dancing shadows, fleece throws, cutoff shorts, piano chords, red wine, messy buns, embossed journals, a hint of blush dusted across your cheeks, freshly fallen snow, tranquil solitude, burning incense, light hair and dark skin.

AURORAS.

combat boots, burgundy lips, infectious laughter, spiral-bound notebooks, pencils used down to the stub, ripped jeans, painted nails, cloud-watching, summer thunderstorms, hiking trails, vinyl records, film cameras, skating on a frozen lake, hot chocolate by the fire.

FIREWORKS.

dancing until the break of dawn, Heelys, being wheeled around in a shopping cart by your best friend, the euphoria of soaring through the air, being excited for what the future holds, group hugs, colorful tattoos, bronzer-highlighted cheeks, hugging a stuffed animal, lifting a child onto your shoulders, space buns, bright streaks in your hair.

#tag games #armythe #mica speak #this is both a mix for modern!armythe and dnd!armythe #the auroras aesthetics are very modern!armythe #fireworks reminds me of their best friend célio ngl

[lady-of-imladris]

I just wanted to let you know that Fanfiction subreddit was musing who the hottest character in the entirety of Tolkien fandom was and I adamantly defended Thranduil's honour. Because other options were ridiculous. Aragorn? Legolas? *shaking my head* Amateurs.

Well it's Reddit so they are wrong

Thranduil is the correct option for hotness

I absolutely accept Faramir for cuteness

But we all know who I would go home with 👀

#somebird <3 #thrandaddy