#sponsoredbymqrvel

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I AM FINALLY FREE and i can appreciate the kweens birthday. ofc i was a good housewife and sent my workingwife a birthday message, but she still deserves appreciation so I have comprised a few carol memes i found on twitter that accurately depict our everyday struggles....

love ya honey @sponsoredbymqrvel 🥲❤ now send me a bottle of vodka - clean

#happy birthday #wife #I LOVE YOU MORE THAT HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN YES I KNOW WHAT A SHOCKER #carol 2015

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I GOT BORED so go have some fun and get creative innit YAYAYAYAYA i also love u all bc BESTIESSSSSSSSS

L I N K

@adi06lena @sponsoredbymqrvel @genderfluidnoodleboi @yelenabemylova @acid-tsunami @feedonme @fruitymarvelwritinggg

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nothing really. just an appreciation post for my hard working wife @sponsoredbymqrvel <3

#wife #bestie #big ass simp

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the feminine urge to go AWOL until february to write 47 fics abt mommy is VERY tempting rn ngl

its also kinda rude that she not in my bed degrading the ever loving sheet outta me while simultaneously plowing me like a farmers field tbh 🤨🤨🤨

also hurry up and watch @sponsoredbymqrvel istg 💀

#I WILL #THAT IS A THREAT #marilyn thornhill #christina ricci #wednesday #wednesday series #netflix #jenna ortega

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forget gay awakening - anakin was my straight awakening 💀

@sponsoredbymqrvel

#star wars #anakin skywalker

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also im off the market now slay

@sponsoredbymqrvel *bites lip*

#aroacespec

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@sponsoredbymqrvel is forkin van goh ilysm 💀😭🖤

"calm down or no juice."

#MY ADORABLE LITTLE GERMAN #art #new memes #amazing mutuals

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@sponsoredbymqrvel its this innit 😭💀😩

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irl footage of @sponsoredbymqrvel and i from yesterday - sneaking into jennas back yard

#amazing mutuals #jenna ortega

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ik if i told @sponsoredbymqrvel that i was dying and the only way to cure me was a kiss on the mouth, she'd do it without hesitation

#bc shes my twin annat #bestieeeeeee #my tumblr besties #amazing mutuals