#spreading the neil and matt best friends agenda

[the-plothole-court]

riko: you can’t hide forever

neil: try me

matt: yeah, try him

neil: my middle school classmates think my name is stefan

matt: yeah

neil: the only girl i kissed thinks my name is alex

matt: YEAH

neil: and my teammates think my name is neil josten

matt: OH YEAH

matt:

matt: wait what?

neil: don’t worry about it

#queue andrew in the back raising an eyebrow #kevin on the verge of a panic attack #and aaron throwing his hands up in frustration because ‘of course the goddamn new kid has a fake name’ #also #spreading the neil and matt best friends agenda #even though it is technically canon #their friendship deserves more recognition #aftg #aftg incorrect quotes #all for the game #neil josten #matt boyd #riko moriyama #nathaniel wesninski #brooklyn nine-nine