#sprout chat

[antidotesprout]

Trick or treat! Greetings and salutations! I demand an (1) singular treat or else I shall be placing little worker mice in your home to steal all your dairy products!

It isn’t much but hopefully this treat will assuage any mice 🎃

#sprout chat #spooky Halloween to all!

[ananinidraws]

More doodles of them cuz brainrot~

Second picture is a refined version of a small doodle in a previous post

#rtgame #rtumblr #rtopia #rt miitopia #miitopia #magical john #twitch chat #chatical john #ni draws stuff #you know the drill lol #general hcs for both #reiterating on the 'john sleeps with his flower closed' idea #and along that i imagine that #on the rare chance he's genuinly angry #he'll wilt slightly and thorns will start sprouting all over his body #oh also! #heard many hcs of the plant part of him being a parasite #i kinda like to go the more fluffy route and say it's a symbiote #it gives john plant magic provided he cares for the plant #as for chat #i heard them being described as kinda like mimikyu #and that's EXACTLY my interpretation of their apearence #also their true form is a jumbled mess of black goop/nebula and eyes #they can sometimes go a bit more feral and have some eldrich elements pop up #also obligatory chatical john image lmao #wanted to do individual doodles this time #they are a pair tho do not separate them /hj

[merakiui]

READER BEING AZULS PAST BULLY HELLO????

YES YES YES >:) revenge plots work so well for Azul because he is so filled with hatred that it is sickening!!!!!! This man absolutely detests you because you thought it would be funny to toy with his hearts and then break all of them in front of everyone when the both of you were little. You asked him out to the school formal and he'd been so excited that he'd told his mother all about it, practically bursting with excitement, and so obviously she made sure her Azul was all dressed up with a cute hat and a coral bow tie and he'd gathered shells and a bouquet of sea anemones just for you. This is the first time anyone has ever been interested in him, so he's really anxious. But you're nice and he's watched you from afar. To think someone as pretty as you would ever like him... He must be dreaming.

And what feels like a dream quickly darkens into a nightmare when he sees you accompanied by a different mer. A mer who has a nice shimmering tail and a lovely voice. Azul is so heartbroken that he can't even look you in the eye when you swim over to greet him.

"You thought I liked you? Seriously? I can't believe you fell for that!" You're laughing at him, pointing with a cruel smirk. Your friends and date snicker in agreement, and he can feel the world close in on him, crushing, crushing, crushing with darkness. "Who'd like a fat, ugly loser like you?"

It hurts when everyone laughs at him and calls him mean names. It hurts when he retreats in a cloud of ink, crying into his hands as he makes the swim back to his home. It hurts when his mother gathers him in her arms and tells him it'll be okay because it's so far from the truth. It will never be okay. Azul hates that day and the rest that follow. He hates you and the rest of his bullies all the way to graduation where, throughout the years, he's found his place and has started collecting contracts. And he thinks he'll finally be rid of his past when that mystical carriage comes to take him to NRC.

But then there's the Magishift tournament, which is the perfect opportunity for business, and he thinks he might just score plenty of potential business partners and deals. But then he catches sight of someone familiar—it's Jade who points you out, your face partially obscured by the many people who surround you. And you're wearing RSA's uniform. And you're laughing and joking with your friends. And all of those school days come rushing back to him. You happen to turn at that moment, and he makes eye contact with you. He wonders if you'll remember him like he remembers you. His memory has always been much better than yours.

Azul realizes at that moment that, as great as new business opportunities are, putting you in your place once and for all is much more appealing. If you fall from your broom and break your legs, thus leaving you vulnerable and incapacitated in the infirmary, don't look at Azul or the twins. They had nothing to do with it. :)

And when you're lying in bed, all wrapped up like a poor, sad mummy, and he walks in like the Grim Reaper with his soul-slicing scythe, poison on his lips and at his fingertips, he'll pull up a stool, seat himself, and finally—after years of torture—finally settle the score.

Who knows what he'll do! That's what makes it so fun! He's had years to hate you, and now this hate is all-consuming. Maybe he ought to curse you so that your every step in your human form is something akin to walking upon glass. So many wonderful possibilities for revenge. He really can't wait, and since everyone's so preoccupied with the games no one will bother checking in on you.

It'll be just you and him in this little infirmary space. You, him, and a years-long hatred that looms over you like the shadow of death.

#twisted chit chat #yandere twst #you called azul fat and squishy so he knocks you up the next time you meet again many years later #now he can bully you for being fat and squishy when your belly gets round :) #he wouldn't just give you one child #he fills you with many many eggs <3 #he'll hate you so much until twisted love sprouts from abhorrence #hate sex with azul....... orz

[glass-mural-of-a-lone-tree]

I'm fakinganon and no it wasn't bait. I've just been so discouraged from the whole fake it till you make it process that I don't rlly understand how to make it happen

Oh ok , sorry then !

We understand being discouraged fully ! Its not fun to not really have any progress appear

We for one never externalized any of our alters , we fully exist as " role played " plural

Our transplural side account is @shattered-tree-mural if you want to check it out , we dont know what else to say honestly , for us " act like it until you internalize it " has been the game plan

Notably we havent actually split yet , like we are SO early in our transition

What I ( host ) asked myself was " who do i want to see with me , who feels natural at my side ? " this applies to beings with a source and those without

Rotwang is a representation of our CisGerman identity , Billy is a representation of anxiety and stimming / fidgeting for us

We have a few this far unnamed parts that also represent us in some way or form or that jsut felt Right , there isnt really a way to do trigger those " feeling right " moments , once i was just sitting at my PC and playing something and suddenly got REALLY aware of missing wings and eyes , thats how Seraphim was formed , once i was smoking and felt the presence of a bear ( Like the animal ) behind me , thats how Bear was formed , etc !

Just listen to yourself and lean into anything that feels like an extention of you or " not you but still like You " if that makes sense

#note ! Bear and Seraphim do not have a name yet which is why im calling them by their species #i hope this makes sense at ALL #🌱sprout answers #Also nonny feel free to DM me if you want to chat properly : ]

[jujuna-ffxiv]

I just learned today that when I emote, everyone can see it in their chat. So when I accidentally emoted to an NPC and not to my friend… they saw it. They saw my failure and I just—

I feel so embarrassed 😭

#I literally didn’t know people could see my emotes unless they were directed at them #can they see when I try clothing on too?? #is everything in that chat box viewable to everyone??? #i am so embarrassed #I’m just a baby sprout! I had no clue!! #ffxiv #final fantasy xiv

[azemessence]

my god i swear im not toxic i will not be toxic i will not be toxic

i didn't use The Smith training in FFXIV because i was a veteran mmo player and Understood What I was Doing plus had friends with me my first few dungeons. but PLEASE. i am BEGGING YOU. if you have NO IDEA what you're doing USE THE ROLE TUTORIAL THEY GIVE YOU BEFORE QUEUING AS TANK OR HEALER AS YOUR STARTER CLASS.

my dearest sprout conjurer, there are only so many time i can tell you "make sure you're targeting who you want to be healing when you cast 'cure' :)" without you responding or changing your playstyle in any way before you get the "my friend, you have to actually heal me." after my tank ass is dying on single pulls using all 3 of my lovely DCDs plus a potion while you sit there in the corner and occasionally cast cure on yourself. we have two lancers and one of them is running in circles i cannot kill all three of these mobs before they kill me. I have reprisal, rampart, and arm's length, and when those three are gone i am dead. Hell, I might still be dead before rampart wears off.

my dearest sprout marauder, your tank stance is called Defiance, you must have it turned on or enemies won't look at you. I am begging you. Find it and put it on your bar. I am begging you to aoe to gather aggro. I am looking you in the eyes and telling you to press P to pull up your abilities and that defiance is a red and green axe and is a toggle-able ability you should put on your bar and make sure you have on (you can see it on your buff tray) for you to be able to tank.

PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE, I AM SO TIRED. I'M JUST TRYING TO GET ALL MY CLASSES TO 80 SO I CAN HAVE A BIRD I HAVE TO DO LEVELING ROULETTES.

#i might be a little toxic #the msq brings you directly to the sprout smith guy #do your basic training or don't be surprised when everyone is trying to tell you what to do in chat #also. read the chat. for the love of god. we're trying to help.

[elmelloill]

bestie's ffxiv progress update: we got past garuda babey! home stretch!

#i was just looking at my blog and saw the post about how i wasn't sure she'd get to ifrit Ever lol #also there were So many sprouts playing the same quests as her last night #which always feels a little funny for me bc i'm. also a sprout. but sort of not in the context of like. level 45 msq? #anyway i saved a guy from crocs and we chatted a bit while we waited for our friends to finish solo duties lol #they said lysander's outfit reminded them of their favorite character but i forgot to ask which character... #they did seem a little surprised though when i was like 'yeah i just finished hw i'm just hanging out' like #idk it was a long week it's fun to just hang out and get my friend's live reactions esp now that things are picking up

[nonbinaryurianger]

when you load into labyrinth for an alliance roul and you spot the person whose health is going back up to full

#and let me tell you the vibes in that run were simply rancid #yoshi-p please post to chat who puts markers down #so when people mislead the sprouts by labeling the party splits wrong everyone can know who the asshole is

[canto-te]

:: Friend : Did you know if you say druid lines to kauga as a tiefling she says 'the treefather's words spoken though a devil's forked tongue' :: Me realizing how much that would impact sprout to hear and JUST HOW MUCH other druids probably didnt approve of him being a druid: Oh......

#:: OOC :: #| I never knew because in my playthrough with sprout i had gale chat with her | #| The more i learn of the grove the more it dawns on me that Sprout might have clung to halsin for more reasons beyond 'hes the first druid #| So many brainworms- |

[antidotesprout]

The pokemon fandom: [in the back seat as we pull up to a new game release, chanting] "Unova, Unova, Unova, Unova!!!!"

Gamefreak: [orders a single black Kalos coffee and leaves]

#sprout chat #lol. lmao. #honestly its just funny

[glass-mural-of-a-lone-tree]

ur zooo cool, u seem really nice and ur spreading lotz of pawsitivity & i just think thatz so based & neat of u :3

AAAAAA THANK YOU !!!! You also seem super cool : D

And hehehe thank u i feel like there are a lot of negative things happening in the community rn and i just Do Not want to engage with that like at allllll This account is not going to delve into that and i want this to be a fun and nice space for all ! : D

#if you want to chat DM me ! If you have discord we can also talk over there if you wanna !! : D #🌱sprout answers

[smukkits]

My cat's morning routine involves coming into my room while I work, trying bite all my plants, and then wailing pitifully outside my door after I kick her out for biting my plants.

#I have got to get this bitch some cat grass #but she refuses to eat store-bought already grown grass #and I am not good at sprouting it myself #chit chat

[rewindremi]

genuinely dont know why law's around for this but its fine ajdhakdhsk i just learned he has doja cat on his playlist

#he was chatting and we realized we formed around the same time. for wildly different reasons but still. #i know law sprouted from jason's ttrpg character at the time and i know him p good outside of that. #we are friends i was just sooo pissed off at him for sticking around to sleep. #kindarelated. we are slowly discovering some alters dont like the cpap. & you can probably guess that mister sleeps on the ground Hates it

[reimensunsphere]

Holy crap this is funny! To the right in blue is me by the way!

#bugsnax #bugsnax art #bugsnax meme #bugsnax memes #bugsnax au #chat story #Reimens crazy family #bugsnax gramble #bugsnax journalist #bugsnax filbo #bugsnax bungee #bugsnax sprout #bugsnax pepper

[astrxealis]

i know light rampant is like. really hard but tbh i have no idea how it's like outside of normal e8 and i really want to try doing e8s sometime

#⋯ ꒰ა starry thoughts ໒꒱ *·˚ #it's been a long time since that fight came out now but i want to do it synced ngl JRGWJWVAJSBJD #i'm proud of how i've cleared e12s p4s and uwu especially with me being really young compared to other players #+ i cleared e12s as mch (or dnc can't rmbr) and holy shit i was on eu as someone in sea and my ping was so godawful #but yeah :O i rmbr old fc lead and static leader from back in eu hehe doing nier raids ... wah #i sometimes save videos of interactions in xiv and one of them i still rmbr. it was like early afternoon and lune was still sleeping #parents were out and i was playing xiv! just afk-ing by the house as that guy ^^ played music and we just chatted #i really love moments like that... >< really thankful to that guy bcs i wouldn't be where i am with my friends i met then #and i wouldn't have gotten into savage and look at me! now uwu cleared and i'm confident i can do the others too in time #but i have to definitely give myself credit bcs i was the one who accepted the fc inv :O but man. right time right place. it's amazing #and i still rmbr my first reaction seeing his character and it was me laughing at him oh my GOD #anyways i think it's funny how rdm are often either lgbtq. or genuinely FRENCH. there was a post on twt #that was like ooyeah rdm mains are not cishet and i was thinking hmm but the one i know is! but another category op put was french cishet #male and i wanted to cry that is so accurate. anyways i love red mage #ANYWAYS RIGHT i love hard mechs tbh #fave fights from each tier ive done! e12s and p3s <3 and p4s p2. and uwu from ults (it is the only one lol) #dun scaith was my babygirl as a sprout and i LOVE the ivalice raids. and optimization and all on nier raids #i like being good idk it just hits my braincells so right idk how to explain but <3 i love hard mechs #to this day i still memorize dun scaith and goddd i havent done that fight in so long but i love it sm #ever since back in free trial where i used the fight to get better at ast! and god. the wipes #takes me back as well to fanfest bcs man thatw as so fun. and the game being on sale made me sooo happy #bcs i cld finally get the full game! and then finished the whole of stb in a week. yeah. and shb too #all in summer mhm and then when school came around i vividly remember how i got into jjk... how amazing #humans are so fascinating and i find myself the most interesting. bcs it's Me!! #okay i've been thinking and talking for many minutes now and should do hw Sobs

[desertdragon]

Unfortunately announcing that I'm going for mentorship status

#I only have tank left for 90 and then off to the Sprout chain gang #rest assured I will let no healers get past without knowing how Esuna works #honestly I want access to the special roulette for Astrope HOWEVER I also have been for years helping people in party chat when I feel I can #I was kinda already there anyway #and to pay forward the kindness a few people who mentored me at times as well rip Lady Cat- I hope she's not dead irl