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realhankmccoy · 6 months
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Some of you might find it outrageous, offensive, and shocking that I made a decision today that my blog is going to feature a singular YouTube video made by a straight man. Yes, that wasn't an error... a straight man is what i'm posting a video of. He talks and walks and everything. You see, bro, many of your bros out there in the broberhood might wondering how I dare take these risks, including a link to the straight man's video? Honestleigh, if I'm being real for a moment, do you think you can even handle that? t's actually highly provocative and courageous of me to be posting this video right now, you know, so you can thank me later. Mereleigh knowing that in this highly woke cancel culture, any content by a straight man will immediately be shot down by the liberal fascists, and in these frightening times the mere mention of a straight man could lead to the gulags. Probably why you want a piece of what I'm packin, isn't it? Something you wanna nuzzle up against maybe?
Honestleigh, bro? I've always been a freedom fighter, you see, an independent thinker, and for me to not feature a video compose by a straight man would be intellectually dishonest and disingenous as to what my soul is freeling this right this moment, and if we are not freel to freel free, what are we even fighting for? Freeldom isn't feel. Bro, even though he might be wrong about most things, on this example, I'm pretty sure it's spot on considering what I went through from the time I tried to post a video of the straight man about 7 years ago and it was immediately shut down, anyhow bro, even though he is wrong about a lot things these days, on the matter of this particular issue and the parameters involved in trying to square the circle of it, Jordan Peterson told me so, for the Bible tells me so, little ones to him belong, they are weak for he is strong, yes, Jesus and a host of other gods love me, yes, Jesus and a host of other gods love me, yes, Jesus and a host of other gods love me, Jordan Peterson tells me so... glory, glory, hallelujah, glory glory hallelujah. Anyhow, I daresay I do have the courage to post a video by a straight man. Bro, I'm just bein honest about what's in my heart and without freeldom, one can never be truly freel. I'm well aware of the complications involved and that I might lose an audience from this, and that if you reblog it without crediting me and if you try to dictate to me that you're threatening my autonomy by not permitting me to post a video of the straight man, you're basically opening up the gates for the end of western civilisation, and I've had enough of this Orwellian plan for the empire to divided you and instruct you that you have to stick to your narrow tribe and that you're not freely freel to post a video of a straight man, I mean is that really such a problem to you, are you really so threatened is your identity so soft that me posting a video of the straight man makes you feel so threatened? Maybe you need to examine your own shortcomings and your own division from the straight man who you closed off and who's just trying to survive his best in this world where a half gay, half staight man such as myself isn't even freel to post a video of a straight man in a link without a mob of aggressive tribalists flooding on in to shut down everything that could interfere with the fact that maybe the straight man could be your brother and we could have One America, freel and proud, instead of just narrow division caused by neoliberal greed? And have you ever thought how that straight man feels when you see the video he poured his heart into with the guinea pig population he bred -- that he's been working on his passion for probably a decade, unlike you who just found your tribe like a sheep and never were able to establish an individual identity -- might be able to learn something from him, bro. Have you ever thought of that? Honestleigh, bro, you need to do some examining of how you're living your life, because you're living a lie and not being honest with your audience. How could you be when you're not even being honest with yourself? But seriously, bro, if that's how you really freel then fine, sure, go ahead sic the mob on me again. All cuz I posted just one video of a straight man and you weren't strong enough to handle it. Everyone gets a mob you get a mob I get a mob. Bro, you ever thought about fighting your own battles instead of lynchin' every white man you come across? It's really not fair, bro, to interfere with my autonomeigh. Honestleigh, bro... you ever think of that? You ever feel like a yapping terrier, bro? Bro, maybe if you weren't so busy fighting battles against the straight man you'd realise that the man you're really fighting is yourself.
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