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#still not entirely sure what happened to Steve and Danny tbh
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shoutout to @derelictheretic and @clicheantagonist for tagging me in this! 🥳🙌🏽
Three ships: apart from DepuSeed I also ship Diana Prince X Steve Trevor, Chloe Price X Max Caulfield and Rachel Amber X Chloe Price (as a bonus I’m adding Vaason in here hehehe)
First ship: probably something from H*rry P*tter so let’s not talk about it!
Currently consuming: foodwise? I had vegan meatballs with chips and a cranberry soda at IKEA earlier but nothing since so I hope that counts.
Currently watching: Hawaii Five-0 — Steve and his husband are currently stranded at sea on an inflatable raft and having another of their infamous fights. I have no idea why or what’s going on otherwise, I literally just tuned in.
Last movie: The Horse Whisperer — Don’t let the title fool you! It runs 162 minutes and in all that time nobody even does as much as talk to the horse, much less tries to whisper to it. 0/10 wouldn’t recommend
Last song: Strangelove by Depeche Mode
Currently reading: I’m trying to catch up on everyone’s OC longfics!! Rn I’m busy with @adelaidedrubman’s Wildfire (at least until I’m all caught up on it) and then I’ll probably continue with @henbased’s Of A Feather. Actually, everyone drop your Far Cry OC origin story fics in the comments, please! ♡ I’ve been wanting to read them but was previously lacking focus to do so.
Currently craving: To be with my date mate again. Things have been hectic this week so we don’t really get much time to see each other and I miss him 😩 Since we’re talking about missing people: I miss my brothers sm too! I really am craving to be more among people. It’s killing me.
Tagging: As always, I’m tagging everyone who sees this and wants to do it (in constant fear of forgetting to tag someone and accidentally making them feel left out). Enjoy! :)
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steveharrington · 5 years
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smash or pass the entire cast of brba/bcs
i hope u know i am doing as close to entire as i can get\
walter white: hardest pass ive ever taken
jesse pinkman: SMASHHHHH BABY 100% SMASH OF COURSE!
skyler white: here’s the thing skyler is absolutely beautiful but i’d be scared of ending up like ted, so, for that reason, pass :/
walter jr: s4 walter jr where he’s like mature and hot? smash! any time before that no he’s too baby
marie schrader: smash!!!!!!!!!!!!!! god her vibes are amazing
hank schrader: another very hard pass
mike ehrmantraut: thats uh my dad so pass obviously
skinny pete: pass but i would like let him take me to dinner
combo: seemed like a sweetheart but had one of those piercings on his chin so pass
badger: maybe this is controversial but? smash!
tuco: are you kidding that would be so scary. pass.
krazy-8: dude was fine as hell smash for sure
bogdan: pass he’s mean to his employees. thats not like the only reason but it’s the most prominent
steve gomez: sorry pass he’s a cop
jane margolis: extreme smash are you fucking kidding me the scene where she’s standing over jesse oh my fucking god oh my god 
donald margolis: for reasons stated above, pass. i cannot in good faith smash a daughter And her father
gus fring: he’s gay! so pass because he wouldn’t want that
saul goodman: been thinking about this one for a good 45 seconds ....... the obvious answer is pass but idk something about it doesn’t feel right ....... how about this pass on saul but smash on jimmy
gale boetticher: is that how you spell his last name? anyways smash he would treat me right!
huell and kuby: pass because they’re one entity and im uncomfortable with that
ted beneke: ive said before he looks like a republican candidate who drops first from the race and so obviously pass
ted beneke’s secretary: also pass
jesse’s therapy group leader: um. pass...because it didn’t end well for his wife :/
victor: smash! he was hot! and he didnt deserve what happened to him bro that was some bullshit he remembered the aluminum! 
lydia rodarte-quayle: SMASHHHHHHHHHHH OH MY GOD MISS RODARTE-QUAYLE PLEASE
todd alquist & co: i was lying earlier THIS is by far the hardest pass i’ll ever take
andrea cantillo: SMASH she’s so beautiful and angelic and perfect and sweet and caring and perfect and beautiful and perfect
danny trejo: pass. so no head????????
wendy: pass because she’s had enough of this in her life
carmen: beautiful and rejected + fired walter so smash!
elliot: pass. however,
gretchen: smash!
kim wexler: i would give my life for a chance to smash if im being honest here
chuck mcgill: another contender for hardest pass of all time but todd keeps that spot for now
howard hamlin: ok like heres the thing..........he kinda cute yknow..........and like.......he’s a lawyer like idk.......maybe i’d smash........maybe 
francesca: remember when she said jesse pinkman’s out here smoking pot? that was so funny. smash. 
nacho varga: oh my GODDDDDDDDDD SMASH
that girl with the beret who does jimmy’s make-up for his ads: smash because every scene she’s in im just drawn to her energy
lady that works at los pollos hermanos: pass bc i feel like she’s the kind of shift manager who snitches to gus if you’re like two minutes late
max: if he was bi? smash! he’s so hot. i see and understand why gus is evil
junkyard manager: good guy a bit too old for me so pass but tbh he would also treat me right
skateboard dudes whose legs were broken because of jimmy: smash! im morosexual
and finally,
the girl at the gas station who was convinced by jesse’s baby blue eyes to let him pay for cigarettes with meth and then cried when hank interrogated her because she didn’t want to get in trouble with her dad but still had time whilst crying to describe jesse’s baby blue eyes: smash
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