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#still will make picture type confessions as I love making those honestly BUT GOTTA SPEED THINGS UP SOMEHOW..
thsc-confessions · 8 months
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therandomfics · 6 years
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Strangers Pt 2
Dominick, also known as isirac, had become quite the interesting individual. He was in his 30′s, worked for the city, and was a family oriented kind of person. He was charming, polite, handsome, and articulate. He was you, but with male genitalia. That’s why he was such a person of interest - but not for your case, for you. 
On the opposite end of the spectrum, you’d met up with BHUNT03, Brendon, and were absolutely flabbergasted by the fact that one person could be so in love with their own existence. 
“Yeah, I’ve been here a little while and it just isn’t really my speed,” Brendon had said over dinner. He’d chosen a place that screamed tourist, but you didn’t want to be rude and mention that you’d lived here long enough not to enjoy the cheap thrills of I <3 NY on everything. Plus, as you’d told him several times in the past two weeks, you were from Boston. 
You’d nodded and tried to stomach the idea of anyone wanting to actually be with this guy. “Maybe you should move back to Austin?” you had suggested - harmless, but apparently offensive. 
He scoffed. “See that’s what’s wrong with all of you women up here. You all think you’re hot shit, like you’re better than someone else based on their accent or their hometown. It’s no wonder you’re 30 and single.” 
“Right. You’re 34, correct? 34 and single, and in a city that you hate. Must be a dream come true.” You had excused yourself a few moments later and left. Brendon was a prime suspect for your case now, with all of his pent up anger and lack of respect. Interesting. 
That night you went home and got on your computer to message Dominick. 
Omg.. I just had the worst date of my life. Pretty sure if I hadn’t be vigilant he would have tried to off me in the parking lot. Tell me you’re having better luck? 
isirac: Hell no. The girl I keep trying to take out on a date can’t be bothered with me. 
Surely not. Look at you, Dominick. You’re handsome and smart! Who could say no to you?
isirac: Well then let me take you out, Y/N. I won’t be conventional. Meet me for breakfast in the morning? I have to go in at 8, school starts at 8... so, 6? 
He’d remembered your lie about being a teacher. But, also, he was asking you out, and you thought you might actually like him, so the lying bit was a lot more difficult suddenly. 
Sure! Here’s my number. Text me, and we’ll plan a place to meet up, okay? 
Your phone lit up only a few minutes later. 
Dominick: How about Al Cappucino’s? 
You: Sounds good. I’ll make sure I wear a red sweater so you notice me. 
Dominick: I scarcely believe I’d miss you. 
You: See you in the morning. :) 
Who could sleep? You stayed up that night sorting through the wild abandon of Meet and Mingle, wondering how some of these men were raised, how many of them were predators in the making, and how many of them might actually not be looking for romance at all. 
When you arrived that morning at Al’s, you took a deep breath and walked inside. There he was, sharp as he could be in a pressed suit leaning against the coffee bar. Good. God. He was even more attractive in person and that was no small feat. 
“Hey, Dominick,” you called out, offering him a small wave. 
“Y/N! You didn’t blow me off! I’m shocked,” he laughed, and greeted you with a polite but warm hug. 
“Wouldn’t dream of it, honestly.” 
“Let’s sit.” 
You sat down across from him and studied his face for a long moment, taking in the softness of his eyes and the way that his hair was perfectly coiffed. His suit was well tailored and you couldn’t help but notice that he was noticing you, too. 
“I feel like I’ve known you for a long time,” you confessed and felt your cheeks growing red. What were you doing? This was an UC operation. You don’t fall for the potential suspects. 
He didn’t miss a beat or alienate you. “I feel the same way. You’re just really easy to talk to, and honestly after some of the things I see at work, I just want someone that I can have an honest conversation with, y’know?” 
In between bites of the food that you’d ordered, you learned that Dominick had been a life long resident of New York, was a huge fan of anything to do with New York sports, he was Catholic, he was an uncle, he was passionate about his work, and he was really, really smart. Apparently he’d wrapped up law school and was teetering on the fence between his current job, and moving on to practice law. 
“You’re impressive,” you commented, that same blush appearing on his face. “You make me look pretty lame. I teach US History and Political Systems at a school in Brooklyn. Kids these days are pretty.. what do they say, savage? They make me feel old. But, that’s besides the point. I want to know when we’re gonna go see a game together.” 
The clock struck 7:15 and you both sighed. It was time to part ways and head to work. He would go to his job with the city, and you’d go to Brooklyn SVU - or, Millennium High School, whichever. You both stood and walked to the door together, out onto the sidewalk where the city that never slept was waking up from a cat nap. 
“Call me sometime? Sooner rather than later,” he suggested, and opened his arms to you. 
You stepped into the hug and lingered there for a moment. It felt so wonderful to have the touch of another human being; one that wasn’t trying to hit you for arresting them. “I will. But, the phone goes both ways,” you reminded him and pulled away. “See you soon, I hope.” 
“There’s this guy name Brendon Hunt, he’s 34 and works on Wall Street. He’s an asshole and I’m beginning to think a tyrannical misogynist. Look into him,” you said over the phone to TARU. Maybe he’s talked to someone else and they’re missing, or worse. He’s from Austin, TX from what he told me.” You hung up the phone and began scouring through your inbox again. One message stood out among the rest. 
quidproquo: You’re very pretty. Stop dating these jackasses in suits and talk to me instead. 
What makes you think I’m dating a jackass in a suit?
quidproquo: Because I saw you at 7AM. 
Saw me where? 
quidproquo: Al Cappucino’s. 
Your heart stopped for a moment and you grabbed your phone, making a quick call back to TARU. You gave them the user name and let them do their magic, hoping for a result. On the other end of the phone you heard the clicking and typing of the agent trying to find a result for you, but they seemed to be finding nothing but dead ends. 
“It’s coming from an Internet Cafe in Queens.” 
“I haven’t been to Queens in fucking ages,” you grumbled. “Okay. Alright, thank you. If you find anything else out, let me know please. Thank you, again.” 
Hiding out in Queens? What a shame, I heard that place is a slum. 
quidproquo is not receiving messages at this time. 
You tried to click on his profile, but it was suddenly deleted. You screen shot the messages and emailed them to yourself, copying Captain Walker, before shutting your laptop and taking a step back to clear your head. Maybe it was Brendon? Maybe he was mad that you’d gone out with someone else so quickly - but, then why would he be following you? Unless, of course, he had hacked into your profile, which wouldn’t be too surprising if he was as crazy as you suspected. 
Against your better judgement, you opened your laptop back up and went to your inbox again. You had three new messages waiting for you from the past two days, and you knew it was important to keep going until you found the person you were looking for. 
bklawyer06: Sorry you’re so lonely. New York isn’t for everyone, but it looks like we both live in Brooklyn so maybe sometime we’ll run into one another. Maybe sooner rather than later. 
You’re sweet to say that, thank you. Yes, it is pretty lonely but, I can’t imagine why you’d be lonely. A single lawyer in Brooklyn? You’re like a unicorn. 
bklawyer06: Hahaha yeah i guess so but that’s because my office is in Manhattan and the girls there really aren’t my type. All i see are courtrooms, clients, and pretentious women who wear knock off YSL like no one knows. Gotta love Manhattan. 
Lol I feel you there. I avoid the place if I can, really, which is easy bc I work and live here in Brooklyn. Easy commute, too!
B: What do you do, if you don’t mind that I ask? 
I teach US History at Millennium. 
I graduated from MBHS. Does Mrs. Frazier still work in the front office? 
Shit. He wasn’t supposed to ask those kinds of questions. After a quick google search, you found that she had retired last year. 
No, she retired, but it’s a small world isn’t it? I bet we’ve passed by one another before and didn’t even realize. 
B: Next time you pass me by, let me know. You look pretty hot in your pictures so I’d like to see the real thing some time. 
The day’s early. I was planning on going for a run later, maybe you’ll be out? Brooklyn’s kind of large, though. 
B: Take a run through Bennett Field. I was gonna take my dog out around 6. Oh, my name is Daniel. 
Okay, I’ll look for a cute guy with a dog. That’s like, impossible to find. I’m Y/N. See you in a while. 
Did you usually run? No. Were you going to tonight? No, you’d probably jog into the open area of Bennett Field and then stop. It wasn’t that you weren’t in shape, but usually you ran to chase someone down, and you hoped it wouldn’t be that way tonight. You holstered your service weapon in your shoulder harness and slipped your jacket over it, concealing your real reason for the visit, and headed out the door. 
When you arrived, you slowed your pace and jogged idly around the park for about ten minutes before you saw a some-what familiar face. 
“Hey, Y/N,” he called out, his dog jumping wildly in excitement. 
“Hey, Daniel. Nice to see you in person.” You stood a few feet away from him and crouched down to invite his dog over. “Who’s this?” 
“That’s Molly. She loves new people,” he commented and let his eyes wander up and down your body. “You’re prettier in person.” 
You laughed and stood up. “Thanks. I guess I can’t say you’re pretty because that’s too feminine but, you are attractive. Molly, though, is totally gorgeous.” 
Daniel was nice, you decided, although a little forward. It was obvious that he was nervous and wanted to make a good impression somehow, and you just didn’t have the ability to tell him it wasn’t worth the anxiety. He practiced Family Law - he was a divorce lawyer - and had been for two years. He graduated from Baylor and moved back home after college. You made up your story as you went and tried to remember key details of your facade. It went well, and he asked to see you again. 
“Yeah, that would be great,” you agreed. “Should we.. trade numbers?” 
He nodded enthusiastically and handed you his phone. “Put your number in.” 
As you pretended to type, you quickly pulled up his contacts list and looked for the names of the two girls you’d found weeks before. No luck. You typed your number in and handed the phone back. “I’ve gotta get back, but text me sometime and we can get together. Maybe something more formal.” 
After you got back home and showered, you checked your phone to see if you had any news from TARU. You didn’t, but you did have a new text from Dominick. 
D: How was your day? 
You: Hey. I was just thinking about you. It was good, can’t complain much. You?
D: Not bad. I just got home a little while ago. Cleaned up and ready for bed. Is 9PM too early for bed? 
You: Absolutely not. My bedtime is 9:30, don’t feel bad. 
D: What are you doing this weekend? 
You: Grading papers, wishing I had won the lottery. What’s up?
D: Idk nothing, I just wanted to see you. 
You: Okay. :) I think we can make that work. 
You wanted to tell him about your mysterious message from earlier but you knew that it would raise red flags. Why would anyone stalk a teacher? Plus you didn’t want to alarm him, either. Maybe it was just someone being an asshole. You’d find out more tomorrow, hopefully. 
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cheollies · 6 years
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Rent a Boyfriend!Chan
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a/n: (dedicated to all Chan stans *whispers* @pasteluji​)
Lee Chan: the inexperienced type. introduce him to your friends and watch him get flustered over everything. as you have already told your friends, you’re his first girlfriend, all of them will swoon at his cute demeanor as he offers to pay and do everything. extra services include shy physical affection that’s bound to have your friends squealing.
everyone agrees
Chan is the one most accurately close to his ‘type’
he knows nothing about dating, he went into the job knowing nothing about dating, and the company was literally like
‘Sweetie, child, don’t learn to date, it’ll ruin everything’
so basically he gets thrown into different job with a thumbs up from everyone and a ‘you’re gonna do great honey’  
at first he wasn’t as popular as the other guys, people usually passed by his profile without a thought, but then all of a sudden
the hype of inexperienced boyfriends was somehow glorified and that’s the weekend Chan thought he was going to collapse from over working.
He no longer wishes to be as popular as Joshua
Can often be found getting ready in the game room
The stylist is ironing his hair while his eyes are fixed on the video game and his fingers are moving at the speed of light
‘SERIOUSLY CHAN! GO GET READY IN THE MAKE UP ROOM FOR GODS SAKE’
constantly eating snacks
he sits in the chair, getting his makeup done while eating some chips even though the make up artist is like ‘you’re going to ruin your lip tint’
‘Yolo’
‘CHAN’
Everyone marvels at the way Chan changed from the moment he entered the company to him now
and at first he was so sweet and nice, and then one day he came in with a sassy ass attitude and a ‘i know i’m the shit’ look
Jihoon: i’m gonna beat him
Mingyu: not before I do
Jeonghan: get in line idiots
probably chews bubble gum and blows bubbles when he’s in a conversation with his older coworkers
one time Seungcheol pried his mouth open to throw the gum away because he was getting so annoyed
oh damn, i haven’t talked about his clients yet, lololol
okay, Chan often goes on jobs that is basically just him, his client, and their girlfriends
mostly dinner dates or lunch dates, and it’s usually the ‘first time introducing you to my friends’ type of thing
and Chan just does things he’s seen in tv shows or movies, but he always gets flustered as hell
He’s so awkward with girls that it’s cringy
Felt as though his heart was going to jump out of his chest when his client kissed him on the cheek
and the girls squealed like ‘you’re so cuute’
and then cue Chan being like ‘I’m not cute! I can be tough too’
still doesn’t understand why girls squeal more when he says that.
usually he ends up being tipped by the end of the night because he’s so innocent and cute that you just kinda gotta
one time showed off his dance moves to his client and their friends, but halfway through he got so embarrassed that he had to stop and sit in the corner and think about his occupation
he met you in the company building
you two were passing by each other, Chan was heading to school after work and you were walking in
when he saw you, he just felt so captivated, so pulled to you, he ended up staring, turning his head when you began to pass him, and all at once…
he slammed into the glass door
Cue Soonyoung and Seokmin snickering to the side while they send the video to everyone
anyway
Chan kind of stands up with an embarrassed look, hoping no one saw, but when he turns to look at you, you smile at him, lips obviously letting out a little giggle before you disappear around the corner
‘YOU LOOKED SO STUPID!’ Chan buried his head into the couch while Seungkwan replays the video
‘who is she?’ Chan asks
and Seungkwan gasps, ‘you don’t know her?’ Seungkwan makes it seem all dramatic but then he ends up laughing, ‘nah i’m just kidding. She’s new. No one really knows what she does, but she’s got her own office and all the staff listen to her.’
Seungkwan leans into Chan to whisper, ‘the other day, I heard she told off Jeonghan’s make up artist for stealing some supplies and totally fired her on the spot.’
Chan kinda thinks it’s cool. You’re mysterious, you’re so different from the other girls he’s worked with. You’re powerful in this company and he doesn’t know why.
For a while he doesn’t see you, he thinks of you periodically but you’d usually sit in the back of his mind
He was leaving work one day, outside of the building, he attempts to grab a cab when he spots you.
you were frustratingly trying to hail a cab too but it seemed everyone was being an ass today
Just a few steps next to you, Chan manages to hail a cab and he stares at you
‘You can take mine.’ he says to you
‘Really? Thanks so much.’ You jump next to him, your smile grinning from ear to ear and he can smell the sweet scent of peaches coming off of you, “Chan right? The one who ran into the door.’
He’s embarrassed once more with a grin, ‘yeah’
‘I’ll see you around then.’
Chan swoons when you leave. His heart racing and his whole day is spent feeling like he was on top of the world.
He sees you a lot more often now
In the make up room, in the changing rooms, in the lobby, in the game room, in the resting rooms
and everyone stares at Chan sitting on the couch laughing with you about something
the first few times, Chan could see just how uncomfortable everyone felt around you
But once weeks passed it seemes as though Chan’s relationship with you made everything more chillax
and people can breath once again
‘YOU’RE THE CEO’S DAUGHTER’
‘OH YOU DIDN’T KNOW’
Now chan gets all anxious now bc, it’s you, you’re the ceo’s daughter, you have the power to fire him, and he has the most biggest crush on you ever but now this just makes him a hundred times more scared to ask you out bc what if you reject him and then fire him
so he tries to pick up clues, like
hmmmm did you get him coffee because you like him or because he’s just a friend to you
did you touch his hair because you like him or because you were just fixing it as a friend
HE DOESN’T KNOW
someone help him
Chan really doesn’t know anything about love or dating, so he goes to his coworkers.
‘JUST CONFESS’
‘GIVE HER FLOWERS’
‘NO CHOCOLATES’
‘TELL HER HOW PRETTY SHE IS’
‘GIVE HER A TEDDY BEAR’
‘THOSE ARE HORRIBLE IDEAS’ screams Seungcheol at the boys who start giggling.
the talk didn’t really go well because soon after everyone had work to go to
but since Chan is a newbie, he decided to put those ideas to use.
He walks into the building with a bouquet of flowers, chocolates, and a tiny bear. He sees you standing by the lobby desks, talking to the workers and approaches you with such a nervous heart
You smile when you see him and kind of tilt your head in confusion at all the stuff in his hands, ‘did you get those for your client?’
‘No’ he stutters on the word
cue Minghao and Hansol on the side holding back their laughter saying ‘he really did it’
Chan is so nervous he’s starting to sweat a little bit and he squeaks out a little ‘i like you’ while handing you the stuff
Now you’re embarrassed. Your cheeks are flushing red as you stare at the stuff.
Chan notices how embarrassed you are and takes it to mean that you don’t like him and he looks so defeated like ‘sorry.’
But you scream ‘no no no. I’m sorry. You’re just so cute.’ you take the flowers from him and smile so bright he feels as though his heart is going to burst, ‘i like you too.’
AND THAT’S HOW Y'ALL GOT TOGETHER
he kinda gets the largest ego from dating you
Like yeah, he’s the shit now
but in reality he tattles to you about the other guys and you have to like ‘calm down Chan’
He kinda secretly wants you to be jealous of him going on fake dates with his clients and being all lovey dovey with other girls
and he’ll try to get all up in your face while you’re working saying ‘im going now~~~ I’m gonna go on another date with a girl~~’
and you just smile at him ‘okay. I’ll see you when you get back’
he’s stomping his foot screaming ‘YOU’RE NO FUN’
follows you around eating chips from a bag and you have to say to Chan ‘this is a professional setting.’
cue Chan putting a chip in his mouth as if he doesn’t believe you
‘Give me one’
‘No you’re working’
‘CHAN YOU ARE LITERALLY AT WORK RIGHT NOW TOO’ he purposely changed your phone background to a picture of him because ya he’s your man now
couple items for days but he constantly had to take them off when he works and he gets so salty about it
It was hard trying to plan a celebration for Chan’s birthday Since his birthday is just three days before valentines day, the whole company turns into a war zone
and it didn’t help that both you and Chan would be working Chan was scheduled for dates throughout the entire day, and you were in charge of the rent a girlfriend department 
So you and Chan had settled to celebrate his birthday as well as valentines day after all the chaos. well that’s what Chan thinks because you have something entirely up your sleeve. 
Anyway, the day of Chan’s birthday comes and it falls on the weekend before valentines so the place is pretty swamped 
but before Chan leaves for his last date of the day, he goes to the rent a girlfriend part of the building and he’s literally pushing pass other girls as he tries to get to the dressing rooms where he hears your voice bc you’re getting frustrated 
and Chan just comes behind you, and honestly you felt so relieved just seeing his face, it really calmed you down, and Chan gives you a nice kiss on the cheek (while the other girls squeal at the cuteness) before he leaves because he thinks he probably won’t see you until the next day 
BUT
when Chan comes back to the building to change out of the company clothes, he steps into the building with a fearful look because ‘is this real? It’s so quiet. Where is everyone?’ 
It’s completely empty and when he fully steps into the building 
BAM 
The lights turn on, everyone jumps out to scream happy birthday and it’s basically a Joshua’s birthday 2.0 but with Chan but the difference is that it isn’t as big as Joshua’s birthday, it was just the other rent a boyfriends and a few other friends
it turns out, since Chan learned later, that you had convinced your dad to basically have everyone take that night off so you could use the building for Chan. it look a lot of puppy eyes and tantrums but you wore your dad down to let it happen 
and instead of handing Chan a cake that night, you handed him a laser gun and a vest while screaming ‘PUT IT ON! WE’RE ABOUT TO SHOW THE GUYS JUST HOW BADASS WE CAN BE’ 
yeah so that’s how you and Chan ended up running around the building playing laser tag with the others 
and god, when he was running on the second floor with you, he was holding your hand while running down the hall, and when he looked back, he just saw this bright smile on your face and he swore he’s never felt more in love with you 
okay but you also ordered a bunch of pizza as delivery and the delivery guy was incredibly terrified when he stepped in because you and Chan were the first to get to him and you guys planned on hoarding all the pizza 
so just imagine a bunch of other people just running from out of the staircase with laser guns and screaming about the pizza 
but you and Chan obviously end up sharing the pizza with everyone else 
and Chan is just smiling so much he thinks his face is going to break and he just can’t believe that he managed to snatch you he’s just so foolishly in love with you and he doesn’t think there would be anyone in the world who he could love even more than you. 
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