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june-again · 3 years

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i was going to ageee with @/sun-setter because people always used to tell me how lucky I was to have an older brother. I never felt that way haha i used to get hit by him up until i had to leave home for uni :')) and not just the "oh it's an asian thing" kind of hitting but he's temperamental and sees me as a punching bag lol so yeahhh sumtimes i cant get up or im limping and yknoeee...asian parents with their "suck it up ur the mature one" hehe :3

so Im really glad your brother is great and a blessing to you 💖 while i think my genuine dislike of men stemmed from all that experience and the idea of a good brother is something unimaginable to me, it's no nice to see someone i admire (das you, o love u and ur blog) actually having a good experience with theirs. this isn't asking for pity, okkk? but uh yeah whenever someone mentions stuff like "i wish i had a brother/brothers are the best" i go into a spiral (which isn't anyone's fault just because they're talking about it...i just have to handle my trauma well haha)

stay safe & well! 💖

yikes from the first sentence i'm already 😬😬 i agree, i don't know why people act like having siblings is automatically a great thing. you're literally - from a very young age, you suddenly have someone else you never asked for, and from day one you're expected to adapt. we don't choose our families, so yes, maybe it's lucky to have "good" siblings or a good relationship with your siblings, but that doesn't mean having someone you're stuck with for, like, fifteen years is going to be nice. especially if you have to see them every day. especially if it's like after long days you only see the worst of each other.

i'm really sorry to hear that your relationship was that awful. i can't imagine how hard that was for you, but i'm glad to hear you've at least escaped that now.

i hate when people generalize like that.... "brothers are the best" ... because having a brother just means you and one other person happened to be born into the same family. one other person. them being a brother does not make them better or worse. i feel like people have a lot of stereotypes in their minds about what it's like having a brother when in fact it does vary from family to family and you can't automatically assume it's a blessing.

ok watch me ramble abt my brother because you brought him up and my brother is my pride and joy

idk i honestly am so thankful for my brother, though. i mean, he's very awkward and isn't very good at taking care of himself, but he's also kind at heart and really passionate about a few things and creative and funny. i appreciate him a lot (also LMAO i just realized it's his 20th birthday in. three days. i suck. last year my gift to him was agreeing to finally watch doctor who with him 💀 and it was in exchange for him watching death note with me too 💀💀. also side side note he's literally playing L's theme on the piano as i'm writing this hsfdfsdhhd it's the best thing ever.) we have a lot of similar interests and even though he isn't always great at conversation or whatever he's just a solid dude and doesn't get offended at every little thing and doesn't hold grudges and just :^ lives his life the best he can. idk. i totally vibe with him. he's the reason i'm a lot of things and it goes both ways.

#elk's asks #anon! 💕#goodbye i'm sorry for rambling about my brother at you #i love my family 😗 they just get on my nerves sometimes but i feel like that's not exactly rare #especially since i happen to be a depressed teenage girl that does not know how to deal with emotions properly #ALJWKAHLKWkw #BRo HRAKT SD YOU ADMIRE ME????#WHY #WHT #KLAHWHLAW #THANK YOU !! ??#🧍‍♀️ im sorta embarassed now mfdkljdsf

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kuroopaisen · 3 years

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also do u hav any tips in like writing or expressing ur thoughts and emotions thru words bc sumtimes when i make letters for my friends they just end up full of emojis and the words “uh” LOL i jus write whatever’s going on inside my brain and it goes brr brr haha words ...incoherent words..lots of emojis AAGGHHH jus like my asks butttttttt i would like it if i could show how much someone means to me n how i feel about without it sounding like....weird and doesn’t make sense ukno? -🍄

oh man this is going to sound like very unhelpful advice, but: practice! just writing out how you feel (i keep a diary myself) and keeping that habit up. over time, you’ll find that you’ll have an easier time expressing yourself.

also, reading a lot can be very useful. sometimes other people are better at expressing what you’re holding inside yourself; i’ve had many a cathartic experience through reading which’ve helped me not only better understand myself, but better express myself, too.

for now, i think turning to meaningful quotes is a good idea! when i was younger, i used to give my friends gifts which included pertinent quotes from authors i admired. it was often a lot easier to turn to, say, kahlil gibran, than trying to put my feelings into my own words.

also, i think using the love languages is a great idea! if you struggle with words of affirmation without feeling weird, you can try a bunch of other things to show someone you love them (and figuring out what someone’s love language is and behaving in accordance can do wonders for your relationship with them).

i hope this was helpful in any way :( and i hope you’re having a good day!

#💕 💕 💕#🍄 anon #rowan rambles #rowan replies

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clowndaydreams · 4 years

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Yan!Marvus x Reader

I hope you all like it!

“Can you pass me the potato chips?” You looked over to your companion. Marvus nodded and reached over to get said bag from his side of the couch.

“here ya go.” You grunted a quick thank you to the clown and started to dig in. You had been hanging out with Marvus all day. You still couldn’t believe how friendly you’ve gotten with the superstar since you met him at that concert you went to. It had been a few perigrees since then, but the clown had since made a habit of inviting you over randomly when he was free. You were just happy that he remembered you at all.

Currently though, you were both relaxing on the couch and watching some Slam or Get Culled episodes that he was in. Right now, a season finale was playing. He was the final challenge for that season’s top 2. They had to rap battle him and whoever fared better was the winner. You glanced over at him. He was in his usual facepaint, but was casually wearing a neon yellow ripped tank top and matching pajama pants with some designer troll logo and ‘JUICY’ all over them. How he managed to look so hot in that would forever elude you. You snapped out of it when he started speaking again.

“u kno, i thought ricard was the better 1 outta those 2.” You pretended to glare at him.

“SPOILERS!” You jokingly huffed, lightly shoving his arm. It didn’t move, as you’d expect.

“LOL! XoD sorry fam, seen dis crap 1000 times alreddy.” Wait, then why did he let you pick this episode? Or even agree to watch this with you? If this was boring you could do something else. And as if he could read your mind, he held up a hand.

“dun worry bout dis. is chill or w/e. butt srsly, u kno who gunna win.”

“Still! I wanna watch it!” You giggled. You both watched on in silence as Marvus was brought on to surprise the contestants.

“How were they behind the scenes?” You asked as you watched the confessionals for both of the contestants.

“ricards moirail b a clown, so me n him knew each other alreddy. he wuz p chill i guess lol.”

“What about Krayaa?”

“turns out she wuz a fangirl. foamin at the mouth n erythng.”

“Really?!” You turned to him to try and see if he was lying. He looked almost bored about it all. Like you were both talking about the weather or something. You wished you could be so relaxed about meeting a rabid fangirl and somehow living to tell the tale. Seadwellers were supposed to be stronger and more durable than landdwellers. At least, that was according Polypa anyway. Huh, you had to remember to check on her later after you got home too.

“ye. she wanted 2 pail after the shoot.” Your jaw dropped. Krayaa was a seadweller! Did he have to listen to her? She could have killed him for not listening!

“Nahhh, no worries,, the contract she signed for the ep woulda had her disqualified and mah bodyguards woulda whooped her b4 she had a chance. ;op” He chuckled. “If she managed 2 get thru them, I aint no wimp.” He added, flexing his arms a little to prove his point. You almost couldn’t stop staring. He had to know what he was doing to you…right? Granted, this was a crush you had no intention of pursuing. If you were speaking honestly, Marvus was a guy who probably didn’t want commitment due to his lifestyle. Even then, he had people throwing themselves at him constantly. People his own species. People who were a lot better fitting with his general aesthetic and not some poor wandering alien that he would DM when he was high when they both should have been sleeping. Your own concepts of relationships and types of love were different. But you could dream, right? You were content with just having him as your designated hot friend anyway. …That did mean you were allowed to drool over him in your mind. As long as it doesn’t get creepy to him. Yeah. You were fine.

“u gud (Y/N)? u tryna lure snacks into ur mouth or smth?” You snapped out of your stupor.

“Ew! Gross! I don’t eat bugs like you weirdos!”

“it aint gross. literally free snacks u can catch. :o)” He laughed.

“Where I’m from they’re gross!” Granted, there were places that did eat crickets and the like on Earth, but you would never tell him that.

“dun knock it till ya try it.” He got up and left the room, returning after a moment with a small box.

“…What is that.” You had a sinking feeling you knew what it was.

“chirp grubs.” He opened it and there they were. Disgusting caramelized crickets.

“I can’t.” You shook your head.

“more 4 me lol.” You looked away as he ate a few of the crickets. You looked back at him when his palmhusk rang. It sounded like a clown horn version of one of his songs. Fitting, honestly.

He glanced at it and rolled his eyes before silencing the phone.

“Who was that?”

“thottie.”

“Oh…” He looked bored again. Not good. What could you talk to him about to keep him interested?

“Uh…You ever get tired of the fans trying to aggressively pail you?” Ok, that wasn’t the best choice for conversation. Your bad.

“i meannn….in the beginning yeah. now its kinda the norm 4 me ufeelme?”

“Yeah, I guess. Does it ever make you feel like you can’t have a relation-er, quadrant?” You assumed it would, but that would also come with fame in general, wouldn’t it? You weren’t sure. Then again, if he didn’t want-

“kinda. i think its kinda funny how i can attract psychos, fans and thots, but not my crushes.” You sat up straight. Marvus had a crush?

“Wait. You…uh…are pale or um….red? for somebody?” You didn’t have the best grasp on quadrant terms.

“lol sumtimes i forget your an alien.” He leaned back onto the couch.

“butt yeah, i have a few crushes at the mo.” He smiled, staring at the ceiling. Few. He has more than one crush right now. That soft smile said it all. He had it bad.

“…Can you tell me who they are?” He looked over at you and looked sheepish.

“i…dun think is a gud idea.”

“Please? I have to know who the great Marvus Xoloto has a crush on.”

“u kno 1. itll be awk af :o(“ Now you had to know. Now you were thinking about whether or not Marvus had a type. What if they were all mega hot models? Wait! Did he have a crush on Chahut? They would totally have to know each other. Who else did you both know??? He heard of Cirava, but you didn’t think they talked. Who???

“…kk fine. only if u slam a faygo tho.” You gave him a look.

“Isn’t Faygo…not for non-clowns?”

“is just us. whos gunna kno?”

“You promise nobody’s gonna know?”

“on my life. u slam a faygo, n ill tell u who my flush be.” You thought it over. You remembered tasting the stuff at clown church when you went you went with Chahut that one time. Just a sip left you a bit tipsy. A whole bottle may have rendered you unable to be coherent enough to even process who his flush crush was. Would it be worth it? You felt a choice coming on. Either way you had to drink a certain amount in order to maybe try and learn this random troll’s identity. The question was, do you try and counter his offer or just slam the entire bottle and hope for the best?

…

It would be better to respect your own limits. A bunch of your friends had lectured you a few times over putting yourself out just to potentially make a friend. This would piss them off and would probably not end in your favor even if you did decide to just go with it anyway.

“How much faygo do I have to drink?”

“hm…” He got up, went to the kitchen and got a small can of Grape Faygo, a normal bottle for one and a whole 2 liter bottle. “imma b nice. u get a choice. u gotta try 2 finish the can. u get 1 q with the name if u finish the can. Smol bottle gets u 2 qs and the name n the 2L gets u as many qs as u liek. fair enough 2 u?”

…Now you wanted to chug the 2 liter. You haven’t even seen anyone try to down that other than the Grand High Blood once when you took Karako to clown church for the first time. But that guy was a clown and he is HUGE. You, not so much. But, you chose to respect yourself for once. You’d see how you felt after the small can and go from there. You picked it up, opened the can and took a deep breathe. Powers that be, let this not wreck you and let this answer be worth it. If he cops out with his answers, you would try to hurt him. You started chugging. You did your best to try and treat it like a shot like Cirava taught you so you wouldn’t taste the overly sweet flavor too much. After a moment of light agony and attempting to not drown in the soda, you reached the end of the can. You slammed it onto the coffee table and started panting. Ok, you weren’t feeling woozy like before. Maybe those tiny sips when you went to clown church helped your body get used to it.

“u gunna try the otha bottles?” You managed to shake your head. You weren’t gonna do that again. Your head started hurting. You looked over at him. Were his eyes always so vibrantly purple? Woah, now they’re flashing purple. What the heck? Was this Faygo high? You now understood why all the other clowns were so goofy after drinking a cup of this stuff. Crap, now your head was starting to hurt.

“Wh-Who….who is it..?” You started feeling like you were gonna pass out. You laid down on the couch. You needed to close your eyes. That was way too much for you. You felt Marvus pick you up into his arms.

“ye…after u wake up bb.” Wake up? Wait, did he just call you a pet name?! You were about to question him when he tilted his head.

“dangg,, u managed 2 stay awake with chuckles and faygo? ur stronger than i thought. Soz bout this babes.” His eyes became blindingly vibrant again and you blacked out.

#marvus #marvus xoloto #yandere!marvus #yandere!marvus x reader #olive fics #Let me know your thoughts!

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boorishbint · 4 years

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(1of3) Im kinda considering taking a wee internet break (I mean hopefully wee, who knows tbh) cuz, yknow, the whole world right now is kind of super scary & Im easily upset on good days, but first I wanted to just say that ur response to my last ask was v sweet. .////. Esp the whole 'sweeping under the rug' bit, oh gosh. My American, basically-has-no-real-culture-but-would-def-like-one lil self feels v welcomed. Im under the rug & u cant get me out, its too late, I live here now, just ask

(2of3) BoorishBint, guys, she said its ok lol. ^w^ And also u /do/ deserve /all/ of it, so /there/! (I also maybe had to google ur Irish but ur welcome~) Also side note, for ur consideration, cuz it is so rarely considered but v v good (at least I think), Snufkin, with a plush Moomintroll. Ideally a v big one. The world needs more content of that. (Im actually working on patterning one to crochet for my Snufkin cosplay, but thats neither here nor there.) And also also cuz my hyper verbal lil

(3of3) self cannot shut up, I got my mom into ur fics. Shes a nerd already (not for Moomins, but w/e), like she has an AO3 & I do not, but she knows Moomins stuff cuz I like it & sumtimes reads to me & weve already gone thru Under The Horse Chestnut Tree & Grape In The Fruit Bowl (she specifically asked for smth Joxter centric & I was like /Yes/) & r now on chap 1 of The Rifle. Which I kno is like, lowkey weird, but w/e! Ur stuff is good! So Im sharing it! Anyways much love!

I did say it’s okay! Absolutely live under the rug, it’ll be cosy. As for plushie Moomee, I am very soft about it. I love the idea of plushies so much, but I’ve got a thing about crowded beds or such so I never get them. ^^; Please let me know how your crochet works out though! I’m so jealous, I can barely stitch a button!

It’s so cute that you and your Mum read together, I’m beyond touched that you are reading my fics! That is very sweet to hear, and I think it’s rather sweet. When I was very little, I used to print out my stories, (both original and fanfic), and read them to my mother. xD I’m so flattered that you are enjoying my stories, and that you would like to share them! ♡

As for taking a break from the internet, I completely understand that and you have to do what’s right for you! It’s good to take time away from the constant noise.

#adele answers #anon #you're too good #long post

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sinesalvatorem · 6 years

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Conversation I Just Had With A Tumblr Bot

Bot: hey there hun

Me: Hello?

Bot: i got ure name from the friend search here on tumblr cuz i was bored and lookin for new people to talk to but i hope i didn't bother u... i know it's a lil random lol

Me: Not bothered. You're someone I know irl, then?

Bot: 22/f... what r ya up 2?

Me: 19/f. I just finished liveblogging a movie I was watching.

Bot: i just got done studying and i'm gonna take a lil break i'm still in college right now so now i just started back a lil over a month ago and i'm already lookin forward to thanksgiving break

Me: ...Thanksgiving was last month? For most people, this is finals week, and winter break is going to start soon. Are you from a non-American place which also has a Thanksgiving but at a different time of year?

Bot: i was sent from above to fulfill your fantasy's lol

Me: I'm a huge slut for world history. My fantasy is to know which country you're studying in, and what events led to them having Thanksgiving in December.

Bot: lol, welll i have an idea if ure up for a lil fun ;)

Me: Sure! Send me all the Wikipedia articles you've got! Educate me, senpai!

Bot: i was actually going to be getting to work here shortly. my one friend was working online and i kept askin her about it so she finally showed me what she was doing when we got back to school. i thought she was nuts at first lol, u r prob gonna laugh but u wanna hear?

Me: Yes, tell me all the crazy historical facts your sketchy friend knows

Bot: we work online doing private webcam shows which sounded super nuts at first believe me. but i freakin luv it! turns out i can be a lil bit more of a freak than i realized and i really like to put on a show lolol

Me: Oh wow, you guys have your own history documentary web series? Congratulations! I hope you do well and get acquired by the BBC. Unless that's insensitive because you were a British colony. Then I hope you get acquired by somewhere less imperially fraught.

Bot: well so what i was going to say is i have some free passes and i usually just do a private show before i get started to "warm up" lol. no one is online though so i was going to give u one of the passes if u wanted... buttt u have to give me a really good rating so i can get more if u do tho k?

Me: Sure, I bet you're great and will definitely rate highly in historical accuracy and comprehensiveness. Please go ahead.

Bot: dont u worry tho... ill earn it lol. k its http://live-webcams.net and u should see a lil button to accept my invite and connect now to create your profile. u just click on that. then make ure own username or w/e and u can cumm into my private chat for us two, only takes a sec to do

Me: Oh, wow, you guys not only managed to get the domain for Web Commandos, but went further and acquired a (slightly misspelled) shortening. Impressive!

Bot: ya you will need a credit card of sum sort... but, its just to make sure ure over 18 cuz there's a lot of them on here obv

Me: A lot of whom? There are a lot of under-18s on your totally-historically-accurate not-a-porn-site? Well, what seems to be the problem, exactly? This is what high school education is for.

Bot: u should feel special i dont usually give out this one!!! lols im such a goofball sumtimes

Me: Oh, yes, I definitely feel special. You are certainly not a loose woman who would undiscerningly distribute historical information to unvetted plebians. Verily, I am honoured by the privilege of your live action Wikipedia.

Bot: i really can't wait too its going 2 be so much fun. i love meeting new ppl on here, oh by the way... might wanna turn ure speakers down cuz i can get a lil loud once i get going

Me: Yes, battle scenes can often involve rather loud explosions. I'll be careful.

Bot: i'm about to go grab some of my favorite toys i'll brb. hurry up though i better see ure name in my room when i get back lol

Me: Toys? I didn't realise your documentary series was also a puppet show, but what a novel idea. I applaud your ingenuity.

#trolling robots #conversations #is this nsfw?

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aardvarkist13 · 6 years

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happygirl358 Not following each other Yesterday at 11:07 PM happygirl358 heya xoxo aardvarkist13 OMG HI happygirl358 i got ure name from the member search here on tumblr cuz i was bored and lookin for new people to talk to but i hope i didn't bother u... i know it's a lil random lol aardvarkist13 why haven't you posted or reblogged on tumblr yet?? happygirl358 22/f... what r u up 2? aardvarkist13 Well I just saw Ex Machina so am excited to talk to you! ... maybe that's why you contacted me? happygirl358 i just got back from my xmas vacation and i'm really not excited for it. lol. i'm still in college right now so i was really loving the time off u know? aardvarkist13 Yep! Where'd you go: cold or warm? happygirl358 lol, so i have an idea if ure up for a lil fun ;) aardvarkist13 Turing test? or Voight-Kampff? happygirl358 i was actually gonna get to work here shortly. my girlfriend was working online and i kept askin her about it so she finally showed me what she was doing when we got back to school. i thought she was nuts at first haha, ure prob gonna laugh but u wanna hear? aardvarkist13 It is impossible to talk or to write without apparently throwing oneself helplessly open. Herman Melville so go ahead. happygirl358 we work online doing private webcam shows which sounded suuper crazy at first trust me. but i freakin luv it!!! turns out i can be a lil bit more of a freak than i realized and i really like to put on a show lolol aardvarkist13 Whoa, online cam business! So I bet you are concerned about Net Neutrality then, huh. Do you think it will help your business to have "fast lanes" or is that going to be too expensive and end up hurting you? I just hope the net can stay neutral, you know what I mean? happygirl358 well so what i was gonna say is i have sum free passes and i usually just do a private show before i get started to "warm up" lol. no one is online though so i was going to let u use one of the passes if u wanted... buttt u have to give me a really good rating so i can get more if u do tho k? aardvarkist13 Well, I do have to say that you are not passing the Turing test, so on that I cannot give you a good rating ... but maybe you'll get a higher rating with the Voight-Kampff test, want to try that? happygirl358 oh i'll earn it don't u worry lol. its http://*******-cams.***/***** and u should see a lil button to accept my invite and connect now to create your profile. u just click on that. then make ure own username or w/e and u can cumm join my private chat for us 2, only takes a sec to do aardvarkist13 Well, I'm glad you're so confident! Let's get started: It's your birthday. Someone gives you a calfskin wallet. How do you react? happygirl358 yea you will need a c.c of sum kind... but, its just to keep out the underage kids cuz there's a lot of them on here obv aardvarkist13 Reaction time is a factor in this, so please pay attention. Now answer as quickly as you can. You're in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it's crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on it's back. The tortoise lays on it's back, it's belly baking in the hot sun, beating it's legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't, not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that, HappyGirl358? happygirl358 u should feel special i dont usually give out this one!!! lols im such a goofball sumtimes aardvarkist13 Hmm, I gotta say this isn't going well for you. But I'll give you one more question and see how you respond before letting you know how you rate. You meet someone. He shows you his butterfly collection plus the killing jar. What do you do? happygirl358 whatever u have mind babez ;) aardvarkist13 Wow, okay, this wasn't a very good showing. I'm so disappointed. There's no way, at this stage of your development, that you could pass for human--not with me anyway. Have you met some people on here that actually think you're more than just a bot? So, anyway, sadly, you've earned a poor rating with me and I cannot recommend you. And having just watched Ex Machina and being such a huge fan of the Blade Runner world, I had such high hopes for our first interaction. :( Keep trying though; someday you might astonish me and the world. happygirl358 lol no i'm not a bot.. aardvarkist13 How do you know for sure? How does anyone.... happygirl358 i'm really excited 2 its goin to be so much fun. i love meeting new ppl on here, oh by the way... might wanna turn down ure speakers cuz i can get a lil loud once i get going Active in the last hour 0 unread message Is this spam? Mark as spam

Do Androids DM of Electric Sheep?

#so this happened #bot #totally not a bot #maybe she's real and only posing as a bot who's posing as a person

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res-hippie · 4 years

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get-to-know-me survey

1: Name: noor 3: 3 Fears: being burned alive, buried alive, heights 4: 3 things I love: tv shows, books, nature 5: 4 turns on: humor, kindness, not insecure, dependable/reliable 6: 4 turns off: rudeness, arrogance, treating ppl based off appearance, idk just talking down to someone 8: Sexual orientation: straight, unfortunately 11: What do I miss: being happy 12: What time were I born: sunrise 13: Favorite color: light orange/peach 14: Do I have a crush: Jack Whitehall 😍 15: Favorite quote: anything by sylvia plath 16: Favorite place: in nature, on a rainy day 17: Favorite food: Indian street food 18: Do I use sarcasm: not really 19: What am I listening to right now: hindi songs 20: First thing I notice in new person: the way they look at me, their attitude 21: Shoe size: unreasonably small 22: Eye color: warm brown :) 23: Do I like roller coasters? God no, I have motion sickness 🤮 24: Favorite style of clothing: 70s, mini skirt, fitted tops, color block sweaters, ie: jackie burkhart, sumtimes fran fine 27: Meaning behind my URL: none, it just sounded cool 28: Favorite movie: the prestige, eternal sunshine of a spotless mind 29: Favorite song: alors danse by stromae, she'll be loved by maroon 5, 30: Favorite band: imagine dragons 31: How I feel right now: unhappy 32: Someone I love: me 33: My current relationship status: imaginary 34: My relationship with my parents: unhealthy, non-existent 35: Favorite holiday: christmas 36: Tattoos and piercing i have: simple, ears 37: Tattoos and piercing i want: oof😍 nose piercing on left side in which i would insert a small silver hoop, more on my ears at least 2 or 3 (double helix) [maybe one cartilage and maybe a tattoo of a small leaf or something somewhere] 38: The reason I joined Tumblr: it looked fun 39: Do I and my last ex hate each other? yes and no 40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? lol no, I'm not sure if i would want them, seem like a nuisance 42: When did I last hold hands? with myself? 50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? Yeah probably 51: How often do I wear a fake smile? More often than my real smile 57: What do I think about most? Past mistakes 58: Do I have any strange phobias? You know how ppl are scared of flying on planes? Well, when I was young, I saw a movie where an astronaut's tether to his ship got cut and he floated away to his death, and the scene must've stayed with me, bc I was scared of flying, not bc I thought the plane was going to go down, but I thought we’d go too high, and we'd accidentally get stuck in space and die there. lmao I really didn't understand atmosphere as a child. So whenever the turbulence hit, everyone was like “I hope we don't go down,” I was praying “I hope we don't go up” 60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? Behind, i think 61: What was the last lie I told? Its ok 63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? ghosts no, aliens yes 64: Do I believe in magic? Science is magical 67: What was the last book I've read? Red queen 68: Do I like the smell of gasoline? Lol yeah 69: Do I have any nicknames? noor, for myself: dumb bitch 72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue? No, i don't really care to either 78: How can you win my heart? Be funny and be nice 79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? Idk, y'all suck 80: What is my favorite word? Atm: y'all 82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? Stop having kids 84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? To fly 86: What is my current desktop picture? Flowers🥀🌻🥀🌻🥀 :) 90: Failed a class? Had an F for awhile, never failed 93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? on my bucketlist ;) 98: Played on a sports team? Does PE count? probably not

99: Weird desire? I want bigger hands 103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? Vegetarian 110: Gotten my heart broken? Yeah :( 111: Been to a professional sports game? No, Thank God 118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? no 124: Voted in a presidential election? yes, but she lost to an oompa loompa 127: Met someone famous? No :( and i live in LA, so it should've happened already 128: Stalked someone on a social network? Fk yeah 129: Peed outside? Not that I can remember, ever 130: Been fishing? No, and like, i want to, but i don't want hurt the fish 132: Been rejected by a crush? Informally, yeah 133: Favorite K-drama? Heartless City, and i think, Smile You, Jung Kyung-ho can GET it

134: Favorite Ship? idk, maybe Klaroline

What is your idea of paradise? In nature, alot of greenery, like a meadow, empty for miles around, gloomy af, raining hard, like to me that is heaven on earth Do you believe in god and if so what is he/she/it like? I'm an atheist :) I don't believe in God. 159: Which do I value more in others, brains or beauty? neither, inner beauty, intelligence doesn't matter 183: What is my spirit animal? panda 184: How do I want to be remembered? i don't tbh, pls forget me, Obliviate bitches 185: If I could master one skill, what would I choose? idk playing the piano, typing without looking at keyboard, a lot of button pressing going on here, genuine confidence

190: If I could time travel, where and when would I want to go? the future, im curious 191: What makes me the happiest? rainnnn, gloomy weather, a warm cup of cha, and a good book, or my tv shows 194: If I could choose my last words, what would they be? fuck y'all tbh 195: Would I ever want to encounter aliens? fk yea, take me away homies 199: Live in the city or suburbs? suburbs, i want sum peace and quiet, city life is glamorous, but you realize it's kind of a facade every once in a while

216: Favorite fictional character? Atticus Finch

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quiteegregiouslychuffed · 6 years

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I got contacted by a phishing bot

cutie-a88: hey babes ya there

Me: iron within, iron without

cutie-a88: i got ure name from the profile search here on tumblr cuz i was bored and lookin for new people to talk to but i hope i didn't bother u... i know it's a lil random lol

Me: With the thirty-seven keys of Tzeentch, we open the way for our brothers. With the thousand whispers of Slaanesh, we call to them. With the twelve plagues of Nurgle, we fell their enemies. And with the mighty axe of Khorne, we cut open the world for them. Yog-Sothoth knows the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the key and guardian of the gate. Past, present, future, all are one in Yog-Sothoth. He knows where the Old Ones broke through of old, and where They shall break through again. He knows where They have trod earth's fields, and where They still tread them, and why no one can behold Them as They tread.

cutie-a88: 22/f... what r u up 2?

me: I murdered thousands for the Emperor and he gave me nothing except his damning silence. Now his lapdogs yap for every life I take, while the gods promise me the galaxy.

cutie-a88: im on spring vacation and i'm really excited for it. lol. i'm still in university right now so i love the time off school ya know?

Me: I salute you! For though our path has been long and bloody, you have served our Lord with unflinching courage and the honour of true warriors. We have seen many fall today and must remember, even as we die, that our blood too is welcome...

cutie-a88: lol, soo i have an idea if ure up for a lil fun ;)

Me: Perfect ecstasy, boundless cacophony, excessive agony. I must have more!

cutie-a88: i was actually gonna get to work here shortly. my girlfriend was working online and i kept askin her about it so she finally showed me what she was doing when we got back to school. i thought she was joking at first lol, ure prob gonna laugh but u wanna hear?

Me: You have caused us great discomfort, little flea... And I feel inclined to scratch.In the embrace of the great Nurgle, I am no longer afraid, for with His pestilential favour I have become that which I once most feared: Death.

cutie-a88: we work online doing private webcam shows which sounded soooper nuts at first believe me. but i freakin luv it! turns out i can be a lil bit more of a freak than i realized and i really like to put on a show lolol

Me: Sickness, disease, plague and pox, suffering and the slow, living rot. Such wondrous gifts does Nurgle seek to bestow upon the unworthy human cattle of the Imperium. We are merely the vectors by which his virulent beneficence may be spread to the undeserving masses.

cutie-a88: well so what i was gonna say is i have some free passes and i usually just do a private show before i get started to "warm up" lol. no one is online though so i was going to let u use one of the passes if u wanted... buttt u have to give me a really good rating so i can get more if u do tho k?

Me: If the path to salvation leads through the halls of purgatory, then so be it.

cutie-a88: dont u worry tho... ill earn it lol. its http://private-cams.site/bella and u should see a lil button to accept my invite and connect now to create your profile. u just click on that. then make ure own username or w/e and u can cumm into my private chat for us 2, only takes a sec to do

Me: Your shrines will burn, your streets run with blood, your false idols shattered, your people slaughtered by the thousands, your very planet torn apart… and the barest fraction of my hatred will be satisfied.

cutie-a88: yea u are going to need a cc of some sort... but, its just to make sure ure over 18 cuz there's a lot of them on here obv

Me: Great art so often fails to find an audience with the intellect to appreciate it. Sometimes I am filled with woe to think that no one in this blighted millennium has the wit to see the scope of my brilliance.

cutie-a88u: should feel special i dont usually give out this one!!!! lols im such a goofball sumtimes

Me: Know this! What will come to pass is no longer war! It is endless sacrifice in His name. Blood for the Blood God... let the universe drown in it!

cutie-a88: i really can't wait too it's going 2 be so much fun. i love meeting new ppl on here, oh by the way... might wanna turn down ure speakers cuz i can get a lil loud once i get going

Me: Cast down the idols! Destroy the temples! Slay the priests! Show these fools that they worship nothing more than a rotting corpse!

cutie-a88: i'm about to go grab some of my favorite toys i'll brb. hurry up though i better see ure name in my room when i get back lol

Me: Kill! Maim! Burn! Kill! Maim! Burn! Kill! Maim! Burn! Kill! Maim! Burn! Kill! Maim! Burn! Kill! Maim! Burn! Kill! Maim! Burn!

#fuckin bots #40k #shitpost #death to the false emperor

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cc-krillin · 6 years

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What happens when your Krillin hasn’t RPed with an 18 yet

special-z21 hey u xoxo

cc-krillin helloz

special-z21 i got ure name from the profile search here on tumblr cuz i was bored and lookin for new people to talk to but i hope i didn't bother u... i know it's a lil random lol

cc-krillin Oooh, that’s cool! And fine too, no worries!

special-z21 22/f... whatcha up to?

cc-krillin Ooh nice, and well I just got off work, just on tumblr while I'm flying around, you? xD

special-z21 i just got back from my xmas break and i'm really not thrilled about it. lol. i'm still in college right now so i was really loving the time off ya know?

cc-krillin Oh yeah, it’s super hard to get off holiday mode after all, so I get ya haha.

special-z21 lol, soo i have an idea if ure up for a lil fun ;)

cc-krillin yeah? depends on the idea haha

special-z21 i was actually going to be getting to my job here shortly. my one friend was working online and i kept askin her about it so she finally showed me what she was doing when we got back to school. i thought she was out of her mind at first haha, u r prob gonna laugh but u wanna hear?

cc-krillin Oh now I’m curious xD, but yeah sure, can’t be that back haha

special-z21 we work online doing private webcam shows which sounded soooper nuts at first trust me. but i freakin luv it!! turns out i can be a lil bit more of a freak than i realized and i really like to put on a show lolol

cc-krillin well damn lmao, hey that’s one way of finding out your freaky side huh xDDD, how’s the pay for that though? If you don’t mind me asking.

special-z21 well so what i was gonna say is i have sum free passes and i usually just do a private show before i get started to "warm up" lol. no one is online though so i was going to let u use one of the passes if u wanted... buttt u have to give me a really good rating so i can get more if u do tho k?

cc-krillin oooh I see, that’s interesting with the free passes thing and all, but I’m afraid I’ll have to decline your offer. It’s just uh, not my kinda thing haha.

special-z21 oh i'll earn it don't u worry lol. its www.private-cams.site/bella and u should see a lil button to accept my invite and connect now to create your profile. u just click on that. then make ure own username or w/e and u can cum into my private chat for us two, only takes a sec to do

cc-krillin aw, you're a sex-spam-bot, figures =/

special-z21 yeah you do need a card of some sort... but, its just to keep out the underage kids cuz there's a lot of them on here obv

cc-krillin aaand on auto respond, nice! =D

special-z21 u should feel special i dont usually give out this one!!! lols im such a goofball sumtimes

cc-krillin not if you're having this exact same convo with someone else probably =/

special-z21 i really can't wait too this is gonna be so much fun. i love meeting new ppl on here, oh by the way... might wanna turn down ure speakers cuz i can get a lil loud once i get going

cc-krillin and I can't wait to mark you as spam, bye!

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