I’m surprised no one has come up with a Hishima-Kubo dynamic yet, because it seems so funny conceptually
I imagine they’ve talked only a handful of times, because Hishima’s already avoidant with everyone, let alone with someone he doesn’t like.
They’re mutually suspicious of one another, playing 5D Chess to see what each other’s deal is.
Kubo wants to rub it in his face so bad, but is biting his tongue from fully going off.
Meanwhile, Hishima doesn’t want to give Kubo any satisfaction in getting riled up. He just deflects like “Ok. 👍” with most of what Kubo’s saying, causing the Angel to talk more than intended the first time or two.
Don’t worry, because Kubo will throw in some lies and half-truths to compensate for the slip-up lol.
(Shiba is never outright mentioned, just looming in the background of these conversations.)
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Awww, well, isn’t that just...the way, innit? We’ve all been there, right? A co-worker with a ladder to climb? That one guy who’s really craving that thumbs up from papi? You tell him to jump and he grabs a jetpack? Classic stuff.
So yeah, no, yeah, no worries Haz. We get it. We know it be. That’s a real... really takes the biscuit, I suppose. Aye, fun times were had and I guess, at the end of the day, lessons were learned. Typical Thursday night, amiright? Workplace drama on drugs, eh? Aye, s’all good. S’all...good......
...Let me get this straight.
You told Kubo to, to use your delightful word, “cleanse” Shinjuku, which he did. And then, and this is the real sweet tooth part here - this the cavity I’d really like to see filled in here - THEN, Kubo went on to set Shiba on a god-complex-driven-takeover of the Shibuya Reapers, turning their organization into a ruthless dictatorship that saw the loss of many existing Reapers just doing their job or defending their turf, rigged the game to be unwinnable costing the chances of returning to life for countless Players, week after week, across 3 years, dragged Rindo and his friends into the game using reality-bending powers that ran the risk of erasing them from existence by pulling them into the UG despite still being alive, a practice that seems by all implications to be totally taboo, and pushed all of this as far as possible, costing the lives of even the Shinjuku Reapers, all in service of destroying Shibuya entirely, one method of which relied on manipulating Rindo into being responsible for it against his will.
And you’re saying. That he did all of that. Because. He. TOOK. HIS. JOB. TOO. FAR!?
AND YOU, HIS BOSS, DIDN’T STOP HIM FOR 3 YEARS UNTIL THE LITERAL LAST MINUTE!?
Haz. I gotta be honest, I’d like to forgive you, but first, I really need to speak with your HR guy. Or maybe your boss, if I’m physically capable of being in his presence or something, I won’t presume to know these things but I know you guys have some strong vibes and whatnot, anyway, yeah, I do have a complaint. Or two.
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did anybody give you the obligatory twewy ask yet?
THANK YOU!!! Nope, the only two asks I got were from my kh mutuals, so they didn't ask me that XD
ANYWAY. LET THE FUN BEGIN
Blorbo
Neku 100%. CALL ME BASIC ALL YOU WANT, BUT NEKU FUCKING RULES OKAY?? He's everything to me. He's just a guy. He got shot thrice. He's a fashion disaster. He tried to kill the person who is now his best friend. He's a mom friend. He's so powerful he can one-shot Minamimoto. He's a walking stick. He's friends with the local divine being. I love him.
Neku "best character development ever seen in a video game" Sakuraba. Also he's a bi icon.
Scrunkly
SHIKIIIII
She's. sooooo shaped. The girl ever. Almost gets killed and then goes "whoops my bad it was my fault anyway hehe". Her self-esteem is lower than the Mariana Trench. She's so obsessed with details and clothing that she forces a guy she met 4 days before to strip in the middle of the street. Her stuffed cat will make you eat your words if you talk shit about her. Scolds Neku like a preschool student when he tries to fight the final boss without her and Beat. Calls him a chicken when he runs away too much from fights. Absolute Queen.
and... BEAT!!!
I had to put my boy somewhere. And he's so shaped too so. That works. Fun fact: He's actually the most consistent character alongside Kariya and Uzuki in the twewy franchise. These three really go together, I love them. ANYWAY. I love Beat. If you don't, get out of my house. In this blog we love and support Daisukenojo "Beat" Bito, proud owner of zero (0) braincells because he gave them all to his sister when she was born, and of a heart of pure gold. And a really cool skateboard. Never forget the skateboard.
Beat is just the sweetest guy ever. He also gives the best hugs and that's a canon fact because I said so.
Scrimblo bimbo
SHUTO DAN, AKA SHOOTER, THE BEST SLAMMURAI IN TOWN (DUH DUH DUUUUUH)
Also called "the tin pin guy" by anyone who doesn't even remember his nickname. The number of people who actually know his real name could be counted in one hand I think. Anyway! I love him!! He's so cool!!! He's just there and he wants to play Beyblade with everyone!! He's 10 years old and he can't draw to save his life! He's super dedicated and always looking to improve! He's also a really good and fair player and accepts his defeat without contesting it- which is something super important and really cool to see especially considering his young age.
Glup Shitto
ERI. THE FASHION QUEEN. Do you guys have ANY IDEA how MAD I am because we didn't see her in neo??? "It was to avoid spoilers about Shiki in the first gam-" FUCK YOU. GIVE ME THE GIRL. She's so great. We saw her for like 5 dialogues in the og, 4 scenes in the anime but I will never ever stop talking about her. She envied Shiki just as much as Shiki envied her. She loves Shiki just as much as Shiki loves her. She met Shiki and saw her as the most talented girl she ever met. And then Shiki died, and Eri was ready to give up on her dream because it didn't have any sense now that Shiki was gone. She went to put flowers on Shiki's grave everyday because she didn't want her best friend to be lonely. She probably pushed Shiki to make Mr Mew the face of their brand- and it worked! The bestie ever.
Poor little meow meow
Haha. This is the tricky question. Previous ones were easy to guess, but this one? Man how alone I feel in this fandom... AS A HAZUKI STAN >< yep. Hazuki Mikagi, a well known mass murderer, famous for wearing crocs and for his excessive use of the word "friend" as punctuation in too many sentences and with people that are absolutely not his friend. People hate him for killing people, which, in all honesty, is absolutely fair and understandable, but I love him for his character development. "What character development are you fucking talking about Léa" well dear reader, may I offer you this link that will take you to my little character study of my favourite mass murderer so you may understand more what I meant. Enjoy~
Horse Plinko
Here I will put Joshua, because it's always fun to torture Joshua (the whole fandom can agree on this) and also because I've always been too nice with him in my fics (with one exception hehehe) So yeah. Get in the plinko twink <3
Eeby Deeby
I actually can't remember who I meant to put in here. I think he was a Player? No, a Reaper... Urg, why can't I remember? Oh well, I'm pretty sure you see who I mean.
Ask game: give me any fandom!
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