Asuma/kakashi: Look. I know there are better kakashi ships. But look ok. They're really good together. Kakashi only has like four friends and I think he and Asuma are the most likely to kiss a homie goodnight, right. And then it's like... Why not help a homie out? Blow off some steam? Do the dirty, smoke a cig, and get some pillow talk ranting off ur chest? And then yeah they admit they're in a fwb thing and then! Instead of dying and kakashi helping avenge him, Asuma ALMOST dies and kakashi helps SAVE him, and THEN thinks he almost lost him, and confess maybe feelings a little.
Like I just KNOW they've explored each other's bodies
Maybe they had a casual thing, maybe it became like, a real thing, maybe they make eggplant parmesan and watch old man action movies together every Tuesday night. And then fuck. Obviously.
Dave/Tavros: Oh man, another Tavros ship? Dave is #1 coolkid. Tavros is #1 cringefail. They rap together.