#technoyoung au

[nhi-theuserof-this]

Cackles in lore

Come get your food everyone

TW/CW: underage drinking, swearing, uhhhh, spoilers up to dec 16

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The Antarctic Empire had practically taken over the world as they abused the way maps were supposed to be made, and only in a short matter of time too. Phil and Techno individually hadn’t expected this kind of outcome, only for seperate reasons but nevertheless were glad it turned out this way.

SMP Earth had eventually come to a stop and so did the ability to stay in the world.

“So what are your plans when this is all over?” Phil murmured cracking open a beer and passing it to Techno as they enjoyed one of the last sunsets to happen on the server.

“Nothin much, I had a side war with another guy on a different server and that ones looking pretty close to the end.” Technoblade took a long swig from the beer bottle as his eyes wandered aimlessly around the terrain.

“You should come with me for awhile, I’ve kept in touch with my family and I think they’d like you.”

“Maybe in the future then.”

-

At midnight, exactly a week and two days after the end of SMP Earth that Philza had gotten a message that Technoblade was coming to visit and needed permission into his world, and at three twenty-nine in the morning Technoblade had logged onto the world.

“What’s going on Techno? It’s three in the morning.” Phil asked as he walked down the steps of his porch and began walking towards where Technoblade had appeared.

“Oh. Sorry, forgot sleep schedules are a thing.” Techno murmured, “I wanted to visit to let you know I’ve won the potato war in person since this is an optimal excuse to see you.”

And like that, the two spent until six-thirty celebrating Technos victory.

“Dad?” Came the voice of one of Phils children after Technoblade logged off.

“Oh! Hey there Wilbur, why’re you up so early?”

“I woke up to you talking with that guy that just left, who was he?”

“He’s a friend I made while I was in SMP Earth, he wanted to stop by to catch up. Now go back to sleep, it’s still early in the morning.”

“Okay dad.” Wilbur mumbled turning to go back upstairs.

-

It had been a few weeks since the first visit, a steady on and off random visits schedule had begun to form in that time, Technoblade visiting in the late hours of the night and leaving just before late hours. Today seemed to be quite different however, a notification appearing in chat informing Phil someone had joined the world with no prior notice.

“Dad? Who’s that?” Tommy asked looking up at Phil.

“It seems a friend of mine has joined, you go sit down and eat your breakfast before it gets cold.” Phil replied ushering Tommy to sit at the table Wilbur was seated at.

Before Phil was Technoblade standing on the porch in a slouch nervously looking at the now open door. “Techno?”

“Heya Phil, surprise?”

“You know that still doesn’t answer my question man.”

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“Dad Dad! Wil and Techno are twins!” Tommy shouted as Phil entered the room with a cup of coffee.

“Yeah, me and him have the exact same birthday.”

Philza sputtered for a moment. “Your fifteen Techno?”

“I know right?”

“What- does this mean I’ve committed war crimes with a fifteen year old?”

“No, you were committing war crimes with a thirteen to fourteen year old, don’t know if that’s any better though.”

Wilbur let out a long laugh as Techno let out a small grin while Philza was practically going through the five stages of grief.

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I honestly am having trouble making a cohesive story so have a very large amount of script format interconnected memes

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Phil: You’re what?

Techno: Nonono- Phil you got it all wrong-

Phil: *sighs in relief*

Techno: I’m fifteen not wHaT.

Phil:

Phil: *sounds of adoption papers*

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Phil: *is drinking beer*

Techno: *walks into the room*

Phil: Want one?

Techno:

Phil:

Phil: *slowly looks away*

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Tommy to Wilbur: You ever wonder what alcohol tastes like?

Techno who’s also in the room: It’s okay for the most part, people act like it’s way better than it actually is though

Tommy and Wilbur:

Techno:

Techno: ah,,

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at the festival*

Techno: *is drowning in the water tank*

Fundy: *takes a beer from a cooler*

Techno, still inside the tank: Don’t drink that Fundy that brand is gross

Fundy: I haven’t ever seen you drink

Techno: That doesn’t mean anything when laws don’t matter to me

Fundy:

Fundy: Shut up you’re supposed to be drowning

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Post pit fight with Tommy*

Wilbur: What are you doing Techno?

Techno: *Glances at the bottle of beer*

Wilbur:

Wilbur: How many.

Techno: uhhhhh

Wilbur:

Techno: You should be the last person to judge how I cope Wilbur.

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Shlatt: *has a fucking heart attack* *dies*

Everyone: *celebrates*

Techno: woo! We killed an old man with heart problems!

Later

Techno: I wonder if it was actually something in that drink that actually killed him..

Phil:

Techno:

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Some time after Techno beats the shit out of Quackity and runs away from the execution*

Tubbo: Philza how were you so calm the whole time?

Quackity: We literally had an execution set up to kill your son.

Phil:

Phil: my what?

Tubbo: Your son? Technoblade??

Phil: He’s not my son.

Tubbo: Doesn’t he have the same birthday Wilbur did??

Phil: He does.

Quackity and Tubbo: ???

Phil: He might be like a son but we’re more like war buddies after committing so many war crimes together back on SMP Earth.

Tubbo: What?

Quackity: What the fUucK??

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