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brawlsbigbadonkers · 2 years

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Scorponok is very gay and a DILF and that needs to be discussed more.

#transformers #tf #scorponok #tf scorponok #we should embrace single DILF scorponok #maccadam #kyotalks

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seaquestions · 1 year

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scuttling 🦂

[ID: image 1: two drawings of scavenger from transformers in chibi style. the first drawing is of him standing with his arms out like a t-rex, the second drawing is him scampering on all fours with his scooper tail wiggling, and text saying "scuttle scuttle" around him. image 2: a drawing of scavenger standing in front of scorponok. scorponok's standing holding an energon cube, with a speech bubble by his head that has a question mark. scavenger is much tinier, drawn in less detail, and kind of squatting, with a little line burst indicating shock above him. End ID]

#transformers #tf scavenger #constructicons #scorponok #niksartstuffs #if ur looking for context. i have none.#anyway. my internet is so bad 2day idk why. ue ue. i hope this posts.

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arceespinkgun · 2 months

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"Optimus/Scorponok is one of the best Transformers ships of all time," I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

“They're right,” he says. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the third row stands: Optimus Prime himself.

#I apologize for the unhinged ramblings you are about to see in these tags:#Nobody will understand this post but I'm right and it's been thirty+ years of nobody ever shipping this and SOMEONE HAS TO SAY IT!!!#I looked on fanfiction.net on here on AO3 on dreamwidth and livejournal on Reddit and on all the TF forums #I see people praise their friendship (as they should!) but nobody has ever shipped them ever?! I refuse to believe #THEY MADE EACH OTHER SO MUCH BETTER DAMN IT #you have rarepairs? I have a NONEXISTENT PAIR #transformers g1 #transformers marvel #Optimus Prime #Scorponok #memes #Would this be ScorponOp lol

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singingcicadas · 3 months

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Decepticons literally be like:

We hate Starscream. We hate Soundwave. We hate Shockwave. We hate the DJD. We hate our commanding officers. They're all creepy corrupt assholes who cares nothing about us or our cause. Selfish bastards, the lot of them.

Interviewer: Then how do you feel about Megatron?

Decepticons: Oh we love Megatron. He's our beacon to freedom and supremacy. The one true hero. We'd do anything for him. Of course he cares about us! It's only Everyone Else in charge who doesn't.

#the alliteration of the letter s #razorclaw and scorponok should be in there somewhere #idw transformers #transformers #maccadam #Megatron #tf incorrect quotes

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ojamayellow · 11 days

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SCORPONOK IN TF GOGO

#kit.txt #tf gogo #transformers #beast wars #scorponok

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quetzalpapalotl · 3 days

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It's really funny that JRo is the guy with the (very valid) fixation on inserting birth imagery everywhere, but it was actually Barber who wrote about parenthood. Like, once the allegorical birth happens, JRo doesn't care.

#barber had a whole storyline about what world are we leaving the new generation #trypticon and the dinobots renounce their old ways to raise kids #meanwhile what do we get in mtmte???#whirl and his scrap colony but the bulk of it is committed #the stuff about connie is not explored beyond not having her die #btw this is not a criticism i believe in authors being indulgent with inserting imagery of whatever haunts their mind #but also scorponok was never actually pregnant trypticon was i will die on this hill #quetzal rambles tf

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quotes-from-cybertron · 1 year

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SCENE - FIRST POST-WAR SCIENCE CONFERENCE

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PERCEPTOR: (drunk) Decepticon scientists all think they're hot slag for their "Cybertronian experimentation" or whatever BUT look at those fucking sample sizes! n=6? Frag you. Get like two hundred petrorats and achieve statistical significance, you cowards.

SHOCKWAVE: Illogical, I did the power calculations, I can get significance with ten subjects.

TARANTULAS: Oh nice. I just kidnapped a whole town and used everyone there.

SHOCKWAVE: Wasteful. A whole town? For one experiment?

BRAINSTORM & NAUTICA: ...

SKYFIRE: What the fuck?

SCORPONOK: (cooing at the abomination in his chest)

BOMBSHELL: What the hell are statistics?

#incorrect transformers quotes #perceptor #shockwave #tarantulas #brainstorm #bombshell #skyfire #tf nautica #yes they are all drinking together after the conference #the nails were insufferable so they all shared a table #scorponok

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downtofragglerock · 2 years

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Hey, you ever think about how, because they died in the distant past, every dead beast wars character entered the transformer afterlife before they were technically even born

#tf #transformers #maccadam #beast wars #terrorsaur #scorponok #tigatron #airazor #dinobot #tarantulas #depth charge #rampage #protoform x #inferno #quickstrike

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krunchycrispy · 2 years

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