it/they/any neos, Riot (20). [Minors DNI]
Local cryptid extraordinaire, 24/7 identity crisis. Please read pinned, for your own sake.
megop somehowed it's way into being my otp and idk quite how
So we don't quite know what happened with the hatchlings, right?
Horrible evil idea but an au/fic from their perspective where (or course) Megatron just... Never came back. And there's no energon at the base, so the hatchlings wait and wait for their surrogate parent to come home... This does not end well for them :(
Thinking about robot boobs but they're just existing
Like
Imagine a scenarios for me have where most transformers have varying degrees of softer chests, large and small. 24/7. Whether they're covered by their chest plates or not.
Ravage stepping on Soundwave's boob and he just exclaims "oUCH??"
Megatron waking up tits down and the boys are squished
Shockwave releasing his chest plates at the end of a hard day
I wonder what plan he has to end the TFP universe war
And how Optimus will try to be this trio's impulse control
Earthspark Optimus is trying, especially with how things just went down back in the earthspark dimension
I'm imagining this is months to a year after the earthspark s1 finale, we cannot account for S2 quite yet.
Though, I'm torn on when in tfp we're dealing with, on one hand I'm tempted to suggest shortly after the Orion arc for the sake of 1. Tfp Starscream was freshly in his rogue arc 2. Dreadwing and Breakdown being here 3. Again it's a situation where "things just went down and we're picking up the pieces, but nothing's quite picked up speed again" . Mmnnnnn but I'm also tempted towards S3 because that's when things ramp up and we have Shockwave, Predaking, and Ultra Magnus to play around with (it also means tfp Optimus being in his Extra Massive form in the earthspark universe, and really worried about his team). I'm torn.
I think Starscream's plan so far is either to take out Megatron or convince the vehicons against him. He sees the tfp autobots but they're less of a priority as immediately pressing as the tfp decepticons are (especially since we're not accounting yet for how the hometown mecha are reacting to the newbies in either universe), though this isn't set in stone.
Hello I have come to be the annoying (joking) Soundjack bug who shall invade this inbox with this goddamn rarepair. SO RARE IN FACT I THOUGHT I MADE IT UP WHEN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO HAVE THE TWO CHARACTERS I SIMP FOR THE HARDEST KISS HFJKF. But yes, hi, hello enjoy some spicy and fluffy headcanons of the two lol.
-Soundwave bottoms between the two. Like Soundwave is a switch, they both are, but after dealing with the chaos that is the Nemesis, Soundwave is ready to be fragged hard and through and take it like a champ
-The autobots are more aware of Wheeljack's friends with benefits thing with Sounds, while Soundwave keeps it under wraps near the cons. I feel like if this was SG/Shatter Glass, it would be reversed, mainly because Wheeljack would have just fucking invited himself onto the Nemesis to bug Soundwave (idk why, but SG!Prime!Wheeljack screams more like neutral ex-wrecker turn bounty hunter to me //shrugs)
-The Episode with Makeshift in it was awkward for Soundwave because he had to dodge so many questions as to why he had a file of Wheeljack voice clips on standby.
-Thanks to the internet, Soundwave accidently discovered he has a strength and size kink. Wheeljack abuses this by yoinking Soundwave and pinning him to walls while they fuck
-When Soundwave is too overstim but still wants company from his autobot fuck buddy, Wheeljack just lets Soundwave lean on or curl into him. It's like the one time they are more gentle to each other and act like a borderline couple.
YES
WIN
Win psychology on making them kiss tbh
Makes sense the autobots would know and Sounders makes sure most of the cons Don't... But your SG idea is hilarious
Makeshift: why do you have wheeljack's voice right now
Soundwave:
Soundwave: *just fucking leaves*
Aha, our second favorite source of the mecha learning new things about themselves: the human internet.
"mutual" - you found this post from a mutual (on their blog or your dash)
"following" - you found this post from someone you're following, but who isn't following you
"random" - you found this by scrolling through someone's blog, who you don't follow. this includes people following you
"For You" - you found this on the For You page
"recommended" - you found this in a "Check out these blogs" popup, or a "recommended" post when looking at a different post
"other" - you found this post some other way. comment how?
"reblog ✅" - you're going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post
"reblog ❌" - you're NOT going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post
If that happens...please have ES starscream putting the "fear of Primus" into the decepticons
He's done, he wants to stay at the edge of the forest in a cottage that has a laboratory and a studio, he has no patience for guys like Tfp Megatron, soundwave and any other of the two teams
YES
I'm imagining earthspark Optimus as trying his best to get Sounders and Screamer to work with him to get home, and it's not quite working
I'm imagining earthspark Starscream and Soundwave have an interesting dynamic in this
Starscream is indeed Done With This 9000 already, and he's absolutely got opinions on all of this.
... I'm imagining Starscream is fascinated with the almost casual use of groundbridge technology in this universe.