The differences between TFP and Earthspark Optimuses are sooooooo fucking funny. TFP OP is burdened with "I've never seen Prime laugh, cry, or lose his cool," he responds to "Hey Optimus you wanna see something funny?!" with the numbest dead-eyed Eeyore "No," he's just generally Haunted and Stoic every waking moment
Then we have Chuckles McGee with his looney toons ass face winking and making finger guns and giggling nervously and spamming the group chat with emojis and cracking jokes and making "graphic design is my passion" self-help pamphlets
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a WIP! I think about them all week.🥰
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Gonna see Orion on the big screen soon 🥺💕
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Has anyone else started a massive transformers brainrott? just me?
Well I'm gonna start posting about it sooner than later so yes. And for the record everything that I will post will probably be from the comics or the TFP (transformers prime) serie because I'm not really a fan myself of the bayverse movies.
Please interact with me about these lil silly bots
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I recently designed some stickers for my favorite bots, I may end up selling them if I can finally fix my printer lol
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Every transformers fan has two wolves inside them: one that says every version is valid and different and there is no set canon, and one that says “He would Not Fucking say That.”
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Starscream giving OP a blowjob while he caresses his hair and calls him a good boy
OKAYSO I GOT REALLY HIGH AND I ACCIDENTALLY SWAPPED THE ROLES ON THIS ANON IM SO SORRY-
HHHIiiiii sorry guyyysss
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(227) Following a non-critical data breach in the Victory (caused by Rumble and Frenzy), the local humans discover and disseminate Megatron's polemic poetry and it strikes a chord with broad swathes of the population.
This brings the struggle of the Cybertronian civil war into the limelight and exposes both Autobot and Decepticon policy to more aggressive interrogation from human sources than previously. Now, instead of simply accepting that the Decepticons are just assholes who are attacking power sources and the Autobots are the staunch protectors of humanity, the humans have loud, passionate, violent opinions of their own about who has the right of things.
The humans can accomplish much in short periods and can provide the Decepticons with terrain and resource advantages. So Megatron, initially dismissive of the human factor, pivots with the ballerina-like grace of someone who has been manipulating crowds for longer than humans have existed. (Not all Decepticons are as adaptive.)
Optimus Prime, on the other hand, slowly feels like he's descending into some Dali-esque surrealist nightmare. "Do you understand," he asks, giving each word its due deliberation before he syntheises it, "that Megatron's literary accomplishments — though tremendous — will not prevent him from killing you all when he cyberforms your planet?"
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