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#tfrb Mr. Pettypaws
cayennesugar · 6 months
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*insert dazzling electric guitar* YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Hi, have some more incorrect quote. I also just decided to type out some random stuff myself because I can and why not
Blurr: Can I bother you for a second?
Heatwave: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.
Heatwave: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Quickshadow:
Quickshadow: Heatwave, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Heatwave: * Sips coffee from bowl*
Quickshadow: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Mavin: It’s not a joke.
Mavin: *sniffles*
Mavin: I’m a legit snack.
Boulder: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?
Heatwave: *chugs entire bottle*
Heatwave: It’s perfume.
Blurr: H-
Heatwave: Oh. My. Primus. DIDN’T HIGHTIDE LOCK YOU IN HIS SHIP AND TAKE TO THE MIDDLE OF THE ATLANTIC OCEAN HOW ARE YOU HERE!?!? WHERE IS HIGHTIDE????
Blurr:
Heatwave: WHERE IS HIGHTIDE OH MY PRIMUS-
Boulder: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE
Heatwave: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially
Boulder, desperately, as Heatwave bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Heatwave: Oh! B positive.
Boulder: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Heatwave:
Quickshadow: Blurr. Why is the cat on fire (Mr. Pettypaws)
Blurr: I swear I didn’t do anything-
Quickshadow: The cat is on fire Blurr, and you’re holding a barrel of gasoline and a lighter. Where did you even get a lighter that big??-
Blurr, as Mr. Pettypaws sits unaware his thick coat Is on fire: Oh crazy story, Sideswipe came over and-
Quickshadow: ok the cat’s on fire let me save your aft before you get deported off the planet-
Salvage: finally, it’s the weekend. Hey Boulder, wanna go to Blossom Vale and do some sight-seeing?
Boulder: Sure!
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Boulder: I wonder how everyone else is spending their weekend
Heatwave who somehow got access to Hightide’s cockpit and is already making the ship sink: I’m a boat, calm down, I know how to do this- I think-
*Hightide screaming and Servo barking in the background*
Quickshadow: Mavin, stop, you’re dropping fries everywhere, Mavin, please, these are expensive leather seats you better be cleaning me up later, Mavin, oh my Primus Mavin, Mavin you’re getting it everywhere Mavin I don’t want to smell like Cayenne Mavin, my seats are turning orange Mavin, why are you doing this, I apologize for nearly making you my first victim of vehicular manslaughter. MAVIN, NOT UNDER THE SEATS-
Priscilla: you look old
Mavin: shut thy lips and silence thy vocal cords parentless child
Priscilla: 🧍‍♀️
Kade: *repulsive garbage disposal wheezing*
Blades: I love my team!!!
Dani: …I love your enthusiasm, Blades…
*Quickshadow on the floor in the background sobbing over a message from Optimus and Hightide crouched next to her, laughing maniacally*
Dr. Szeto, who said earlier that she does not do favorites: I’ve only had Quickshadow for a day and a half, but if anything happened to her, I would kill everyone on this planet and then myself
Boulder: why does everyone think I’m innocent, someone tried to invade the island yesterday and I slammed their head into the ground killing them instantly…
Im sleepy, goodnight 🏃‍♀️
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It’s criminal that on my rescue bots villain bracket polls, one of them has almost 50 votes and the rest of them have like 25-35 votes.
VOTE ON ALL OF THEM YOU COWARDS
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fangirl3200 · 2 years
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Sad pettypaws art by me
Done in like half an hour
If you steal it, I’ll be sadder than I am now
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That’s a grave stone FYI, it’s kinda blank so just…
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h-g-sol · 7 years
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Imagine Ms. Neederlander & Mr. Pettypaws stuck with the Cons. Ms. Neederlander arguing with Starscream and Knock Out, meanwhile Mr. Pettypaws is getting petting from Soundwave and Breakdown while occasionally hissing at the others.
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Mrs. Neaderlander: And Mr. Pettypaws will fight anybody who says differently!
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Okay, polls are in for the first round of TFRB Favorite Villain, and here’s the results!
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Mini-Con Cyclone Bounce vs Gremlins : Gremlins
Evan & Myles vs Priscilla Pinch : Evan & Myles
Energon Eater Alien vs Morbot : Energon Eater Alien
Mr. Pettypaws vs Skip Scobble : Mr. Pettypaws
Vigil vs Chickadee : Vigil
Quint Quarry vs Thurston Chumley : Quint Quarry
Thaddeus Morocco vs Madeline Pinch : Thaddeus Morocco
Wi-Fido vs Morocco Virus : Morocco Virus
Huxley Prescott vs The Velgrox : Huxley Prescott
Because the brackets are an odd number, I’m adding in Griffin Rock’s Natural Disasters in the next round of polls to keep Huxley in. I know it will be an odd number again after that, but I’ll burn that bridge when we get there.
Next round of polls will go out at around 11:15 Central Daylight Time! (About 1 hour and 15 minutes)
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Next round of polls:
Gremlins vs Evan & Myles: Evan and Myles
Energon Alien vs Mr. Pettypaws: Energon Alien
Vigil vs Quint Quarry: Vigil
Thaddeus Morocco vs Morocco Virus: Thaddeus
Huxley Prescott vs Natural Disasters: Natural Disasters
I’m really surprised and kinda insulted by how close gremlins and Evan & Myles were. You would think reoccurring characters would win by a landslide!
And I’m a little sad Mr. Pettypaws and Huxley are out of the running lol. They’re fun characters but not big villains
We all knew Doctor Morocco would make it this far tho right?
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