#thats why spices so smol

[waterlogged-detective]

Definitely not a bunch of capitalist space bats. Just some guys who do business in Fallen London.

Bigger version under cut

#fallen london #mr pages #mr veils #mr spices #mr wines #mr cups #mr mirrors #mr fires #mr stones #mr irons #mr hearts #mr apples #happles #my art #using these for a lil animation at some point so i wanted to get them down #wanted to exaggerate them all as much as possible #thats why spices so smol #because its funny #anyway!!

[mommydragon-of-all]

5,7,10,13,14,15 for your boy! :3

Aww thank you for asking, lets see da boi then!

5. Did your muse have any sweet childhood romances?

No. His childhood got upended quite early and he found himself in a constant chaos so to speak, newer even staying long at one place or in one group of people. Too much instability for such things to take root, too focused on survival and training to get strong enough to live well and fear nothing. ...until he was around 15 and thought himself oh so grown and ready for anything, only to be ruthlessly taken advantage of by his first crush who was... 23 at the time. (Yeah u could have friggin EXPECTED it u fool, the moment he took interest in your interest, no matter how skilled con man he was all around, geez.)

7. Did your muse have a favorite childhood story or fable?

When he was still very smol, living with his parents in his clan, he was fascinated by heroic tales of adventurers and such, even some of the elven legends and beliefs. But he only remembers pieces like the atmosphere around the campfire, the warmth of the flames and his fathers hold, the taste of snacks. Such bits. The elven lore stays in that category for him, fairytales that possibly originated from some real life events and people, highly distorted.

10. Does your muse like to cook? Would they cook with another?

He absolutely sucks at cooking. On a dangerous level. He newer had the care or patience or time or even need to learn it. He prefers meat raw for f*cks sake XD (likely bc of all the blood magic induced changes, but thats also the reason why he can have it raw, and why he craves fresh blood regularly) Nobody in their right mind would prefer him to cook.

Whatever he "fixes" for himself is either raw, or undercooked, just for the warmth and dash of flavors. And he doesnt feel the need to change that. He does like tasty prepared food tho, loves the warmth and loooooves spices, and those can taste different cooked. Also, pastries and such, yumm. But whenever theres no access to buy some good food hes perfectly fine with the fresh meat he hunts, some fruits on the side or sometimes even some kinds of veggies.

Keeps dry rations all the time with him too, because he needs an insane amount of calories a day (also thanks blood magic enhancements demanding more fuel) and cant risk getting stranded or something without food for much time and get weakened fast.

He would gladly help someone cook tho if they asked, and would enjoy watching them prepare it, the whole peaceful comfort of it, but for goodness sake only let him cut and clean things.

13. Are there any physical items that make your muse happy?

Hmm... He usually doesnt have any item thats not for use and that he wouldnt ditch for a better one without a blink. Even when he has a place to hoard things to, they dont actually matter much, even if he enjoys soft pillows and nice things.

However he is so very happy to receive any gift, no matter if its just a useless sad little flower or a bite of food (yes food pls, can win his favor like a puppys XD). Even if its absolutely not about the item but the show of care, i suppose that qualifies to mention here?

He also does steal clothing items from his beloved for their scent, and is very happy to have them XD. Until the scent fades and he sneaks it back.

14. Is there a particular place that makes your muse feel at home?

In his lovers arms. One and only place that feels home for him, and gosh he enjoys it.

The presence of his twin sister has a unique familiarity to it too, carried from childhood and honed through many hardships faced together, only trusting each other fully, but thats not exactly a... comfort zone XD They love each other with a silent ferocity only animals can match, but only ever make each others life more difficult and less peaceful.

15. Is there a type of music relaxes your muse?

Soren enjoys all sorts of music, and its another "people thing" hes fascinated by, but perhaps surprisingly, the music that relaxes him is usually the loud, merry, festive kind. The kind that blows the dark away, warms people up, coaxing them to let go, making it feel that all is right and tomorrow is far away with its problems. Creates that atmosphere of ease. Soren thrives in that. The worst to look out for in such bunch would be a "tavern brawl", which he also greatly enjoys to partake in XD

That aside, he also learns that if his lover sings softly to him, like a lullaby, that really relaxes and soothes him too, in a different, affectionate, peaceful way.

#Soren #Soren Lavellan #ask meme #i let myself be carried away again #but i miss writing him SO MUCH all the time #it piles up!

[kiheons]

ok now i gotta know, do you have any monet/cracker hcs?

me, a dumb bitch who sucks at headcanons, 

monet is literally brianna’s biggest cheerleader. brianna could burn down a building and monet would still be cheering for her

monet is thicc as all hell and brianna eats ass. thats all you need to know. 

they both cook together but brianna struggles to handle spice and monet makes fun of her for it. monet will also make fun of brianna for getting a sunburn, even as shes covering brianna’s shoulders in aloe vera

they knew each other for a while before they started dating and they started dating because brianna got drunk and weepy and admitted that she only dated her previous girlfriend because she looked like monet

monet keeps brianna grounded. brianna’s anxiety is a monster and she doubts herself often and it’s always monet who anchors brianna down and talks her through panic attacks. even before they started dating brianna doesn’t know how she lived before she met monet. which is why when monet is down brianna will do anything to make her feel better. 

brianna is smol and monet has physically picked her up and moved her if brianna is in the way and brianna says she hates it but its secretly one of her favorite things

the solution to finding a spider is rock paper scissors and eventually giving up and going next door to their neighbor kameron

monet keeps plants and they all have names and if brianna wakes up early enough she’ll see monet watering her plants and talking to them and its one of the cutest things brianna has ever seen

brianna still cant tell if monet’s fashion sense is so good its bad or so bad its good. however, monet has the best taste in lingerie brianna has ever seen and its always a treat to come home from work and see monet waiting for her on the couch

monet is really social and makes friends super easily which brianna is thankful for because it wasn’t for monet she’d probably be a hermit. the consequence of that is brianna can’t keep up with all of monet’s friends

they have a cat and it hates brianna which is another thing that monet finds hilarious. its a constant game of “are these scratches from me or the cat”

monet has been celebrating the holidays with brianna’s family so when monet asks her, very shyly, if they can go to st lucia this year to see monet’s family brianna starts crying because she knows it took a while for monet’s family to accept her

 brianna considers monet her soulmate on all levels because she has never met a person who gets her quite like monet does

#mizchange #this proved to me that i havent thought about mizchange to the level that i should #Anonymous

[sadiiomane10]

Liverpool FC as Cakes part 1

#thecakeseries in honour of my genius and wonderful anon who deserves the world, all credit goes to them bc they literally came up with all of this and they are amazing, thanks for talking to me and being the founder of this amazing thing yall better appreciate this post for them istg 

disclaimer ive tasted like none of these cake i dunno what the fuck im talking about, dont take it serious, its not meant to be 

aight so kloppo is banoffee 

the banana fits w his bvb side 

and the toffee is obvs lfc cus we get ourselves stuck in all sorts of dumb situations

im lookin at u defence 

plus it matches his hair colour

emre can is toffeeee

“cus we all wanna get stuck him”- ancient proverb by anon the literal genius 

thats it, thats the main reason

hes sweet and delicious as hell, i mean i dont actually kno but he looks it

who doesnt want a piece of emre can is the real question here 

the cake is tan, he is tan, thicccc afff

EMRE CAN IS JUST A WALKING TOFFEE CAKE YALL

Sadio Mane as Black Forest 

do u literally see any difference??? no, me either

both badass and sweet as hell

literally no one can resist 

supermane is literally the cherry on top of this team and its so good

Ben as Chocolate Cupcake 

tiny and smol, so good and hard to resist 

full of all the good stuff

both actual babies too good for this world, too pure, 

seeing ben play is like enjoying a chocolate cupcake its totally fitting 

both babiessss just like a cupcake to an actual cake, and ben woodburn in the senior team

NATHANIEL CLYNE IS RAINBOW CAKE 

THIS ONE IS MY FAVE GOODBYE

cus he my life and a sunshine and the brightest thing and he needs all the love

AND HES UNDERAPPRECIATED prolly like rainbow cake 

rainbows are full of love, and im full of love for him, and he is perfection, 

he needs more love

James Milner as Red Velvet (this all started cus of james milner, it is entirely his fault)

i literally see no difference between him and the cake 

he was born to play in red, he looks the best in this colour

 i find red velvet a lil bland which totes fits w the ‘boring james milner’ persona

plus some people love him some people dont, totally like red velvet

both very pretty to look at 

Trent is Charlotte Cake 

because HE IS TOO IS SMALL AND FILLED WITH AMAZING THINGS (im talking about talent) 

He is also v pretty like the cake 

if anyone deserves a good cake its trent, cus hes the best bean and we all love him 

Momo as Ginger Spice

have u seen him play

this dude got something in his locker bruh and its full of spice and magic

i would die for this man, look at him hes an actual angel on earth, 

the icing represents his beard, 

ginger cake is warm and fluffy and good just like him, 

Studge as Chocolate 

SWEET AS HELL AND NAUGHTY AS SHIT

studge is cheeky just like when u eat chocolate cake and make sure no one sees

uve heard of cheeky nandos w the boys,now get ready for cheeky chocolate cake and a slice of daniel sturridge ;)

literally no one can be chocolate cake cus its studge and no matter what we will always love him 

Couti is Chocolate Mousse (this happened before he fucked us over)

 bc he’s tiny, delicious and makes everyone happy, 

also high key magical and fluffy

 smol but magical and everyones guilty pleasure,

 everyone wants a piece of couti (ykno back before he stabbed us in the heart and make us all sick,

 we had to much chocolate mousse and this is our punishment 

good enough that to give us a heart attack 

loris karius as angel cake 

hes an actually looks like a fucking angel goodbye

like bobby, why isnt bobby angel cake idk

is angel cake as pretty as loris??? no it isnt

i would chose to eat loris over angel cake anyday who said that not me

im to distracted by that picture to even write a description bye

adz is strawberry

A TINY SMOL FLUFFBALL

PRETTY AS HELL

SOOOO GOOD

like we often forget about stawberry cake but when we have it we love it

a bit like adz not playing and then surprising us w his cruyff turns again and his quick feet

if lallama was a fruit he would literally be a stawberry, so smollll

s/o to my anon, they came up w literally all the cakes, give them all the love

link to part 2 

#liverpool fc #lfc #emre can #loris karius #philippe coutinho #james milner #adam lallana #this all literally started cus of james milner #it is all his fault #there is also crackfic on said cake that i will post #part 2 is coming soon #@cake anon this is for u #i love u #thecakeseries #food tw #ze's crazy posts

[kihyunsgalaxys-blog]

Fall Would You Rather

I was tagged by @idunknowhyimhere thanks! <3

I tag @koreaisanaddiction @jeongn @hear-the-dokidoki @ji-sun-g @smol-bean-twentyseventeen @maar-kpop and my stray kids family who i dont talk to but we are still a family :,) @mosquitofelixsfreckles @leader-chan @hyyunjinn @f3lix-lee @incorrectstraykidsquotes @incorrectfelix @straykidstan @incorrect-straykids @straykidding and i know i missed a lot of people but i cant really think rn <3

(you don’t have to if you want to btw love yall im going to bed <3)

*go apple picking vs go on a hayride - i used to go on scary hayrides when i was younger and i miss it :,( 

*scary vs sweet - i like scary things even though im a wimp haha

*sweaters vs boots -  I LOVE WEARING GIANT SWEATERS ITS THE BEST THING EVER

*bonfires vs football - dont like football sorry. also im scared of fire but i guess i dont have to get too close?

*trick or treating vs watching scary movies - i love scary movies lol

*apple pie vs pumpkin pie - i love them both why i gotta pick :,(

*halloween vs thanksgiving - not on good terms with family so dont like thanksgiving. but halloween yES

*bake pie vs bake cookies - i dont really like cookies lol

*rain vs fog - i like rain cuz u can play in it and fog is just a ground cloud lmao?

*black cats vs owls - i loVE CATS OK THANK YOU GOODBYE

*ghosts vs wizards - idk. 

*harry potter vs halloween town - yo that WAS MY CHILDHOOD EVERY HALLOWEEN I WATCHED THAT SHIT BOI

*go hiking vs sleep in - i dont like going outside 

*cinnamon vs nutmeg - i dont really like cinnamon. honestly i dont really like either but its ok

*reading vs writing - i cant write. :,(

*hot chocolate vs tea - i love tea but listen...hot chocolate is life.

*live in a cabin in the forest vs 24/7 autumm - im sorry yall but fall is not my favorite season so i cant have it all the time

*candy apples vs caramel apples -  candy apples r nasty 

*blankets vs pillows - i have a collection of blankets and pillows if u saw my bed you would think i was crazy. like how do i sleep with so many pillows??? and there are too many blankets how am i not dead from overheating lol

*roasted marshmallows vs roasted chestnuts - i dont like marshmallows 

*coffe vs apple cider - i love coffee goodbye

*red leaves vs orange leaves - orange is pretty. but so is red. eh

*braids vs bows - my hair is too short to braid... so i guess bows?

*scent candles vs the smell of freshly baked goods - i have like 100 candles

*carve pumpkins vs make pumpkin pie - i like carving pumpkins idk. plus i like to get them pumpkin seeds and bake them and they are just so good omgg

*pumpkin spice lattes vs chai lattes - eh

*coats vs oversized sweaters - swEATERS

*beanies vs berets - i dont really like hats but if im wearing one then its a beanie

*candy corn vs peanut butter cups - chocolate makes me sick. like not hot chocolate but like eating a candy bar. sometimes they are okay but then sometimes it makes me wanna die :\

*s'mores vs crisps - i like chips. i think thats what that is?? plus i dont like marshmallows :) or chocolate :)

*jump into a pile of leaves vs swing on a tire swing - cmon yall. 

*corn maze vs haunted house - i wanna do both :,(

*bob for apples vs visit a pumpkin patch - lmao bob for apples no thnx.

*whipped cream on hot chocolate vs marshmallows on chocolate - dont like marshmallows :)

#thanks for the tag u saved me from boredom #this was really fun!!

[meatyogurt]

Oh! Gee - Comin’ Through

Hailing from Vancouver Canada the boys Oh! Gee are providing the sauce. We are more then happy to finally work with them as we have been big fans for a long while now.  

We sent this out to our good friend Buddstep for an early listen and this is what he had to say:   find Buddstep here : https://www.facebook.com/dubstep.copulation

OH GEE REVIEW

In a world full of rising chonk stars only the creamiest of tracks will get their respective dues and time to shine. Comin’ Through is certainly one of those tracks, presenting itself originally with deceptively smooth future bass pads and stabs likened to something much more middle of the road. Do not be fooled by this display of arduous and meticulous sound design…the drop is imminent. We can begin to hear Oh! Gee’s trap style percussion filtering into the mix as we approach the meat of the song. Revealing their true form at the 45 second mark with a much needed pitch shifted vocal sample we drop into demented weebs and wobs for much of the remaining run time. In difficult times it is certainly refreshing to hear some Canada bois who still know how to do it right. OH GEE! Provides the perfect blend of sugar and spice to get us through the coming descent into madness and I know once the quarantine times dissipate I will certainly be hitting up their email for some stateside summer booking. 

We got the pleasure to ask them a few question about music and life and the universe : C= Christian , R= Renaud

1:  I feel like some people are not aware that you guys are a duo and not just one guy. So we were wondering if you could tell us how you guys first met and how Oh! Gee came into fruition?

(C+R). It actually was a solo thing on and off before we met - back when I lived in Calgary and I started in the industry I had a few different artist aliases when I was trying to find my sound. I mostly DJ'd back then, and I was making some bassline house and g house under the name Christian Cash too. In April 2018 we met on our first day of school at Nimbus School of Recording and Media in Vancouver and we got along immediately. Our values are very similar, and our tastes in music even more so. Right away we hit it off and began to run Pirated Records together. The first appearance of oh! gee as a duo was in September 2018, when we hosted the first ever Pirated Records showcase at a small gathering in Northern BC. We hid our identities and performed together for the first time, playing a style that was brand new to both of us - but had us completely hooked. This was the spawning of what oh! gee is today. A culmination of experimental, innovative sounds, that will make you say what the fuck

 2:  Which of your guys tunes is your favorite that you have ever produced? (and if there is a specific reason elaborate!) 

(R) One of my favorite song we ever produced was a Wubby Head Cat it’s one of our unreleased track .We’ve had a lot fun working on that song in the studio right after our trip this summer.

(C) I don’t think I could pick one specific favorite. Especially lately we have a ton of crazy stuff going on when we’re producing. We’ve been learning so much and applying it every time we start something new. Anything I choose at the moment would be unreleased. If I had to pick a track thats released right now - I think my favorite would be our most recent, the In My Head geemix. This track carries such a wicked vibe from start to finish and I love the depth of the basses. This is probably the track I’m most excited to play on a big system right now too.

 3: Who/what are your biggest influences? 

(R)  My biggest inspiration is the world that surrounds us everyday but I also like inspiring my self from song  and artist that really enjoy like bd hbt , THRPY , Kurei and many more ’s. 

(C) A lot of my biggest influences are my mentors and close friends. Renaud - the other half of oh! gee - my best friend. We are probably each others biggest influence. Especially running two brands together and spending practically every day together working on music. Kurei - he’s been an amazing homie the whole time I’ve known him and he’s one of my favorite producers as well. Michael Cullen for always having our back and guiding us in the right direction, and being such an inspiring mentor. My friend and label manager Vince, who owns Emengy. There’s just so many to name. I also have a lot of influences from my school.. and my girlfriend is a huge influence too. She’s extremely passionate about the things she does, and the content she creates. That inspires me as much as anything else, if not more. 

 4: If you were stuck on a desert island with only one VST what would you choose?

(C) I would pick Serum, definitely. You could make a whole track just using this vst, especially with the built in fx. It’s like an in the box multi-tool. That sounds like the most handy thing you could have when stranded 

(R) I would definitely take serum !!!!!! You can Never can go wrong with sound design !! I could never get tired of it .

 5:  If Meat and Yogurt got into a fist fight who would win and why?

(C) I think the Meat would win, because Yogurt only has one form really, its Yogurt, and if it changes form it’s not yogurt any more. Meat can be in so many different shapes and sizes and forms - and its still meat. So even if yogurt beats that meat it’s gonna come back when it’s grounded and get revenge. 

(R) yogurt would definitely win because meat just going punch thought it then the yogurt just going to go back to his original state. Like throwing a punch in water or in lake in always go back.

 6: Who is another local or one of your homies that we might not know about that we should check out ? 

(C +R) If you don’t know about Zenon Beatz, BLZBO or Sheevs they’re three very talented locals from Vancouver, & super good friends of ours. All of us are on Emengy and we have quite a bit of collaborative music between us that will be coming out this year. Also Check it Smol and just john if you don’t know them they are killing the scene !!!

Anything you guys want to plug or anyone else you want to shoutout?

(R) Stay safe During the quarantine and Love you all very very much Be ready for a ton of new music from oh! gee and Pirated Records in the Future !!!!

(C) We have a ton of new music coming from both oh! gee and Pirated Records this year, and we’re really kicking things up a notch in our branding, content, and music quality. Check out Pirated Records or oh! gee for live streams during the Quarantine too. Love you guys!                                                                                

[tumblunni]

HELLO GHOSTCRAFTER PLEASE BRING ME YOUR FINEST GHOSTS

HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW WARHAMMER NOW DOES FANTASY? GUESS WHO JUST FOUND OUT WARHAMMER DOES FANTASY

seriously ive like Always wanted to do tabletop games as a hobby, but i was never socially confident enough and also Warhammer In Particular Requires Money

But i just Took A Risk And Dived Into The Store and then the cashier was really helpful AND also it turns out the series has changed a lot since i was a kid! Now there's multiple scenarios including a fantasy one, instead of just the grungey edgelord sci fi! Sure its grungey edgelord fantasy too but fantasy is better cos fantasy can have GHOSTS!!! man i wanna learn more about the rules cos yo can you mix and match stuff? Could i have ghosts AND zombies AND vampires??? Do i really have to restrict my monster wuv...?

Oh and also NO BIGOTRY ANYMORE which is always a plus! There was only one female faction in the space thing back then, and they were creepy bondage sexy ladies who stab themselves and use their orgasm power to fuel their magic or something. Like it just said "magic fueled by suffering" but uhh..when theyre all skimpily dressed and doing O-faces it uhh..DOESNT SEEM LIKE THIS IS PUNISHMENT TO THEM. I cant believe people reccommeded that to me as a 12 year old just cos it was the only "girl one".like i mean i know the definition of the gane is gonna be violent and Dark but like you should still categorize some stuff as maybe Even Darker And Perhaps Not Sell To Smol Childe. Having green blood on your axe is a bit tamer than goddamn fifty shades in space! So yeah glad that's not the only option now and i can have a wonderfully ghoulish lady ghost who's like a bedsheet spoop but a wedding veil and then there's a skeleton underneath it. Mmmyeah thats quality monster! TRULY WHAT ALL WOMEN ASPIRE TO BE

Oh and yeah the ghosts just look SO GOOD! they have a great design aesthetic of floaty smokeyness but also skeletal zombieness. And the smoke colours are very Aesthetic to make up for the fact you cant actually have translucent plastic. And they all have super dynamic poses swinging all.sorts of cool.weapons on chains and sticks just so they had an excuse to spice up an otherwise ordinary figure. And then MAN when there's the ones that are dynamically posed AND also have a really unusual design?? God my heart just explodes. I looooove these spoops~

And man i hope i can work up the courage to go back and ask the cashier more questions next time! I wanna know the specifics of the rules and how creative im allowed to get with them. How different can i paint them? How am i allowed to mod my figures? Can you mix and match figures from each faction? Do you just have to rp as the plain army description for each faction or can you make up your own division of the ghost dudes who are Not Tormented and Not Ruled With An Iron Fist and instead have a Nice Boss Who Takes Them Out For Milkshakes? Also can i put little top hats on them?

And maaaaan seriously i already have so many ideas for alternate plotlines for these guys!! Its SUCH A WASTE! the short summary mentions that you become a ghost if you're "not good enough for [warhammer equivelant of heaven] and evil enough for [warhammer equivelant of hell]". But then ALL OF THEM ARE JUST EVIL ANYWAY. "Not evil enough" but still every single unit description is "he was an executioner/hunter/serial killer/world's worst criminal ever/he has so style he has no grace t t this stabman stabs u in th face." Like seriously where are my actual morally gray dudes who did bad stuff for good reasons or good stuff for sinful reasons or straddled the line between redemption and temptation or like MAN THERE ARE SO MANY DIFFERENT DEFINITIONS OF PURGATORY PERSON! Like why not bring up all the completely good people who might get unfairly sentenced here if this world's angel faction has as many corrupt priests as the real world? Ghosts of unwed mothers, unbaptised children, lgbt and other minorities the church is bigoted against, people falsely accused of crimes by corrupt pastors, peope whose mental illness is blamed as 'demon possession', teenage brides who didnt accept their 'holy' arranged mariage to a man twice their age, poor people who just didnt donate enough to the church caddy, etc. Or even just plain normal people? Like if you don't believe that humans are inherantly good you might damn Ol George Farmerson for "not doing anything with his life". Norse mythology had a "bad place" like that, everyone went to Helheim even if they werent evil, just for not "dying a warrior's death". And a lot of the worst child abusing christians twist the scripture to claim that all children are born sinful and have to work off this goddamn debt they gained through no fault of their own.

So yeah i was thinking of having a Nighthaunt faction division where i replace all their weapons with stuff like gardening tools and etc. Farmer of doom! Librarian of death! Single mother of pain! Kindly grandpa neighbour of ultimate power! Just all the lost souls of people who weren't super evil dudes. Maybe even theme it like theyre all from the same village? Maybe the entire place was damned for the sins of one man. Just generally criticize the hell out of the way all these dumbass gods organize their damn afterlife.

And then i could have a warden/general character who's Actually Nice and Actually Tries To Help These Ghosts Work Off Their Sentence. Kindly support worker type person. Treats it like voluntary work and extracurricular classes for people recovering from illness. Does all this paperwork and arranges little art classes and weekly walks around the park for all the grandmas. "Let's do the five-point recovery star to help plan our goals for the future!" Support ghost is here to help u accept ur new damned existance, and help progress up the employment ladder of hell~!

And then i was also thinking SHAMELESS CHARON CROSSOVER! i mean itd be so cool to have a ghost dude who's been damned for being a corrupt tax collector or something. And if he was all hunched over and grumply with some claw hands. And if he was this physically weak type due to his crimes not really being of the fighty sort. And if he was a grandpa. And small. I AM ABSOLUTELY JUSTIFIED IN SAYING CHARON WOULD FIT PERFECTLY INTO THIS WORLD!! Also it woukd actually be cool if i could mix and match units and i just had one single holy creature in this army of doom. Like a lil pixie type thing like rotom! An innocent barely-sentient angel glowybab, who's inexplicably latched onto this motley crew of spoops and seems to see a spark of goodness in them. Like the whole "youre a punished ghost cos you suck but you did One Good Thing so here's a small chance to escape your fate" myth thats common to a lot of cultures. And the dude usually ruins his one chance by being greedy again, blablabla. That would really fit Charon! So like i dunno maybe this rotom-equivelant lil celestial fairy could be the soul of a baby or a cat or something that he saved when he was alive? Like i dunno his final heist went catatrophically wrong and he accidentally knocked over a lantern and set the place on fire. And he could have been able to escape if he'd just been as selfish as usual, but he heard a kid crying from inside the burning building and he ran back inside to try and save them. And uhh.. He still failed. They both died. And now he's stuck on afterlife death row but this lil angel still comes to visit and cheers him on. And a bunch of other redeemable and/or falsely accused non evil ghosts all ended up becoming his buddies too and now they're all fighting together to find a better future~! (Charon: I'VE NEVER HAD SO MANY FRIENDS! :'D ...what is their resale value)

SO YEAH IN SUMMARY I LOVV GHOST AND ADDING GHOST MAKES ALL UR GAMES MUCH MORE BETTER now plz let me be nice to ghost, srsly it sucks that their whole deal is "theyre all being tortured constantly and not even their boss gives a shit about them". I dont wanna play as a ghost torturer!! I BOUGHT THIS GHOSTE BECOS I LOVV THIS GHOSTE

[gulescamisade]

Alaska:  Day 24, New Rebel Base

[[ They've arrived in the next rebel base, their giant insectoid "pilot" coming to a stop at a large growth of moss and flowers on the cavern ceiling to munch away. A rebel conductor helps them out of the basket and back into the tunnels, where they're informed once again that they stand to meet the small group that will lead them to the lusus keeping hold and assist them in securing their transport to Minnesota. They wait in a room while the troupe is summoned. ]]

REDGLARE: -She found it kind of peaceful, on the giant bug basket. A lot of time to think. Now she's hobbling off and having to walk again hurts a whole fuckload, don't it? Urgh. She leans back and folds her arms as she waits.-

[[ The bandages have gotta be hella itchy, too. ]]

REDGLARE: >;/

LATULA: -WALKING BACK AND FOURTH A BUNCH NO LESS-

DAVE: -he's been compliant and talking incessantly but hey, he's alive. the room they're in makes a nice shelter, but he's antsy- heres an idea

DAVE: teleporters

MINDFANG: -The bug basket wasnt awful, but still she was glad to be moving along. The sooner the better really. And also not having to move much after her chest trauma was great, but now was the time to suck it up again and she leans against one of the walls while digging her fingers into the small crevices of her bionic arm to see if she can adjust anything in there to make it any semblance of slightly more functional.-

HESONY: =mrrrg... He approached Mindfang and made a gesture towards her arm. In addition to that, he makes a face at her digging.= :\

MICEXA: -how rich do u think this operation is-

MICEXA: -that's the look she is currently giving Dave, but she quickly readjusts to look at Sunny-

MINDFANG: -Slowly looks up at him, do you see the look in her one eye? Do you see how she imagines destroying you.-

MINFANG: Can I help you.

HESONY: At the rate you're going, your arm is gonna go limper than a droopy bulge.

HESONY: =He held out his hand offering and open= Let me Help you?

LATULA: (pff h4h44h4h4h4h4h4)

DAVE: nice

MINDFANG: -Turns her death glare briefly on Latula.-

MINDFANG: Your use of descriptors m8kes it almost impossi8le to say no. -Shes being sarcastic.-

LATULA: >8P

HESONY: That makes it all easier then. =with one hand he took her arm and inspected it, running a finger over a nasty looking puncture.=

MINDFANG: -EXCUSE.-

MINDFANG: -Sorry hes getting punched in the face, you dont just grab someones arm. Here comes her fist.-

LALTULA: OH SN4P DOG

HESONY: =well he should have expected that tbh=

HESONY: =the blow staggers him and he straightened from it, wiping blue from the corner of his mouth with the back of his hand.=

HESONY: You do realize punching me only exacerbates the problem.

MINDFANG: -Yeah it kind of did, her metal hand struggles to open again, making several clicking noises as the fingers uncurl.- Yes I am aware.

MINDFANG: And it was still worth it. -She almost smiles when she sees the blood. Almost. Its satisfying.-

MICEXA: !!

MICEXA: -SLIDES IN BETWEEN THEM AGGRESSIVELY-

MINDFANG: -DO YOU WANT A PUNCH TOO? She will give them out for free.-

MINDFANG: -Eyes her as she cradles her arm.-

REDGLARE: Stop 1t.

REDGLARE: W3'v3 got mor3 f1ghts 4h34d of us.

REDGLARE: L3t h1m f1x 1t.

DAVE: we also got a lot of distance to travel

DAVE: before the fights

HESONY: =he sneered from around Miss= Just thought you ought to know you Have a malfunctioning piston and the shock absorbers are shot to Hell.

HESONY: However I don't entirely blame you. Most of your group is rather dull-witted.

DAVE: maybe were gonna spice it up

DAVE: bam traveling fights

DAVE: wheres my goddamn train

DAVE: gotta bounce on the cars

MINDFANG: I can travel fine with it in this condition, and o8viously it is still useful enough to fight. -Just not...ideal. She can make it work.-

MINDFANG: And what makes you so qualified to make the repairs anyway.

HESONY: ...

HESONY: You Have got to be kidding—

HESONY: =he pulled off his right glove and clenched and unclenched his metal hand.=

MINDFANG: -Watches him, unimpressed.- Having a 8ionic replacement does not qualify you to fix one.

MICEXA: -pinches the bridge of her nose... sunny why... why must you care so much and be so cute-

HESONY: Things work differently in the League.

HESONY: You learn or you die.

HESONY: =not cute. bamf. look at me=

MICEXA: -YEAH BUT U CUTE THO-

[ !!! SUDDENLY !!! A truck with enormous mud and slush caked treads pulls in outside, seeming to grind down the rough terrain with ease. There's some kind of machine gun rotating around the roof although its' not currently in use. There are several trolls hanging off of it. If the gang is inside, they can hear the roar of the motor signalling it's arrival. VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOM. (do u like my sfx) ]

MINDFANG: Thats no new knowledge. Any wriggler worth its half formed 8rain cells should know that.

HEITOR: -snuffles while hanging off the edge of the truck. HE IS A BIG.-

AQUILA: -actually is one of the unlucky folk stuffed inside with the gigantic driver :[-

HESONY: That is more than enough to be qualified. What, do you require a certificate?

LATULA: -peeps outside to look at the truck-

LATULA: uh yo.

LATULA: w3 w41t1n on som3on3 h3r3?

MINDFANG: I might considering I have no personal investment in trusting your word-- -Turns to look at Latula.-

HEITOR: -GASMASK STARES FROM OUTSIDE. Heseems to be hauling some kind of gigantic backpack, along with several toolboxes worth of tools on his belt and pants.-

LATULA: uhh

LATuLA: y3s.

HESONY: FINE. Let it fall apart or become dead weight, but don't make this a liability to everyone else.

HESONY: =He finally glanced up as they exited the vehicle.= Apparently.

REDGLARE: -HOBBLING TO EXIT AND SHOVES THE DOOR OPEN HARSHLY, staring at the truck.-

REDGLARE: Who 1s your l34d3r.

MINDFANG: -Thats harsh redglare.-

HEITOR: -SNORTS behind his mask, adjusting a nozzle on his backpack.-

DAVE: now the partys here

ULFURA: -She ALSO hangs off the outside of the truck, trying to peek around Heitor to see the new guys and having a REALLY HARD TIME.- HEEEYYY???

REDGLARE: 1s th4t you?

HEITOR: -SNORTS again and leans back.-

ULFURA: NO!!! ARE YOU KIDDING???

ULFURA: -LEAPS from the truck to eyeball them -- yeah, she is smol. SHE SQUINT.-

DAVE: this looks like a fun one

MINDFANG: -Small and squinty? What a combination.-

URSAIS: -Has difficulty parking. Eventually gives up and just KICKS DOOR OF THE TRUCK OPEN with furry boot. Out comes the burr troll. She is enormous, WIDE AND LONG even compared to someone like Heitor. - o'hm serRRy bout the trRuck fuckin rRickety piece a shit. AY.

HEITOR: -GRUNTS and punches ursais in the arm.-

HEITOR: -DONT INSULT HIS HANDIWORK-

ULFURA: -frankly just dwarfed by every single one of these guys-

REDGLARE: ...

REDGLARE: -focuses on the BIG and sighs-

REDGLARE: So you 4r3.

URSAIS: -rubs her arm and GRUNTS AT HIM.- we'rRe 'erRe to pick up some fellow rRRRebels. owch. look all i'm sayin is knowin how big somuv us 'rRr you coula opted ferR somethin' a little biggerR.

URSAIS: NYWAYS.

URSAIS: who do i gotta talk to to get this shit rRollin. -LOOKS ARUND.-

MICEXA: ....

MICEXA: -looks between the UU members-

HEITOR: -SNORTS.-

LATULA: yo.

ULFURA: ...

ULFURA: WELL SOMEBODY SAY SOMETHING???

ULFURA: -points at Latula- YOU???

URSAIS: -gdi ulfura out of the mouths of babes...but yeah this is kind of awkward.-

LATULA: M3?????

URSAIS: look it was my underRRstandin that some peple needed ta get to minnesodey??? SO SPEAK TH' FUCK UP.

LATULA: OH SH1 T 1 M34N. uh. sh1t. 1 D1D s4y th4t.

LATULA: y3s w3—

REDGLARE: Y3s.

REDGLARE: M1nn3sot4. Soon 4s poss1bl3.

REDGLARE: W3'v3 got oth3r cr3w to m33t w1th.

REDGLARE: C4n you do 1t?

LATULA: >8T

HESONY: =he's not saying anything. he might get punched in the face again.=

DAVE: they better do it

URSAIS: -SHE IS KIND OF GIVING THE LEGISCERATORS THE STINK EYE.-

MICEXA: -shifts. EVEN MORE AWKWARD.-

MINDFANG: -You might get punched regardless, you are never safe.-

AQUILA: -floating- g'day ladies n gents! :D

HESONY: =squints right back at her=

LATULA: h4h4 soz l1k3. 1M l4tz pyrop3 but you 4ll tot3z h34rd of m3 b3for3.

ULFURA: COURSE WE CAN DO IT!!!

LATULA: (PL34S3.)

ULFURA: ... -looks up at Heitor- (WHO???)

URSAIS: -kinda cuts through everyone to get to Redglare- well 's wut the feck we'rRe e'rRe to find out but i ain't givin no garRentees. wuz a hell of a time even gettin erRe at all, but i think we'rRe yerRr best bet. cuz we gota n ace up ourR sleeves and it's sure as shit not this trRuck. we gonna trRy an trRavel by airR.

URSAIS: and once we get to minny sody we'rRe gonna help y'alll rRip our mutual enemies ta shrReds.

URSAIS: -grins-

REDGLARE: ...

REDGLARE: 4lr1ght.

REDGLARE: R3dgl4r3.

REDGLARE: R34dy wh3n you 4r3.

MINDFANG: Sounds enticing.

URSAIS: my name is capn urRsais arRcone and this here's mah crew. -GESTURES TO THEM. APPRECIATE THEM. SHE'S PROUD.-

URSAIS: -ESPECIALLY OF YOU, ULFURA.-

HEITOR: -HISSES OUT A NOISE THAT SOUNDS LIKE 'HI'-

HESONY: =blandly=

HESONY: Charmed.

URSAIS: i wasn't specially talkin to YEW.

URSAIS: -OWLTURNS-

MINDFANG: -Get told Hesony.-

ULFURA: -BOUNCES IN PLACE. YES, NOTICE HER.-

HESONY: And that is some kind of problem?

LATULA: -loudly SULKS-

MICEXA: -rests a hand on his arm- Sunny-- Don't.

LATULA: -man she can't even be famous as a criminal-

ULFURA: -she doesn't watch enough TV to know you... tbh she doesn't know most of you. BUT SHE LIKES THAT SMALL WEIRDO LOOKING ONE, THE RED GUY WITH THE FINS. She's pretty sure he's a guy who would angry squat.-

URSAIS: -VAGUE SWEEPING GESTURE.- arRight well you lot get all yerRR shit redy trRy to travel as light as possible tho.

REDGLARE: W3 lost most of our b3long1ngs.

REDGLARE: 1t's just us.

URSAIS: -grunts- we gon have to do sum walkin firRst and no offense but y'all look like yerR one foot in the grR...-stops..glances at all these people with amputated limbs- o sorRy...um

URSAIS: ...nyways. ye. bundle up n stuff and we'll go.

URSAIS: the trRuck is a little too conspicious so we'rRe just gon leave it. -glances at Heitor apologetically.-

REDGLARE: -wise...-

HEITOR: -GRUNTS-

LATULA: 41ght.

URSAIS: -DON'T GRUNT AT HER LIKE THAT, IT'S NOT HER FAULT.-

URSAIS: ey y'all elp anybody that can't make it on theirR own.

HEITOR: -he can and will carry u-

URSAIS: -SHE COULD CARRY LIKE...THREE OF YOU.-

HESONY: =so could he but no one want him to touch them=

URSAIS: -THEN DON'T BEAT EM UP SO MUCH NEXT TIME GOOD GOD.-

MINDFANG: -Yeah jeez.-

HESONY: =Then maybe warnings should be heeded next time, sheesh.=

URSIAS: -FUCKIN highbloods.-

URSAIS: -FUCKIN GOVERNMENT HIGHBLOODS.-

MINDFANG: -Gets the urge to punch Hesony again. But thats pretty normal.-

MINDFANG: Then lets get moving.

HEITOR: -LUMBERING FORWARD.-

LATULA: -she is not lumbering... but she ain't sprightly, either.-

LATULA: soz w3r3 you 4t th3 4tt4ck down th3 w4y wh3n w3 got p1ck3d up?

HESONY: =you castist pos. there's at least five highbloods in this UU group.=

ULFURA: -she will be sprightly for the BOTH OF YOU. bounces ahead of them-

MINDFANG: -Goodbye comfortable wall, shes walking.-

URSAIS: -YE BUT THEY'RE FAMOUS REBELS. IT'S DIFFERENT.-

HESONY: =NO IT'S NOT=

URSAIS: -PROBABLY HELPING DAELOS WALK. Anybody else? She's got a free arm.-

MITUNA: -Floats quietly-

[[ It's cold and snowy out still, and that and the darkness offers them a fair amount of general cover. It shouldn't be a terribly far walk to the lusus holding encampment, but they'll have to go through some woods on the way. ]]

REDGLARE: -no thank u she will FORCE HER WAY THROUGH THE PAIN-

REDLGARE: -GRAHH-

MICEXA: -redglare pls...-

MINDFANG: -Redglare please.-

URSAIS: -Just gives her a weird look??? Buti it's noen of her business.-

MINDFANG: -Keeping her eye on Redglare just in case she falls.-

MICEXA: -she hesitantly... offers Redglare an arm.-

MICEXA: -LET HER HELP YOU DAMMIT-

MINDFANG: -Redglare dont do, dont let them help you. She squint.-

DAVE: -with the gang- do we have to go through the woods again

REDGLARE: -WELL if mindfang is gonna refuse then shell take it-

REDGLARE: -ALWAYS DO THE OPPOSITE-

MINDFANG: -TRAITOR.-

MINDFANG: -Shes judging you so hard right now.-

MICEXA: -thank u... she wraps the arm around Redglare to help support her-

HESONY: =makes a frustrated noise somewhere in the back=

MICEXA: -between the two of us we have two whole legs-

MICEXA: -it's like we're almost a whole functioning person-

REDGLARE: -minus one eye-

TEREZI: =eyes are overrated=

URSAIS: -She's scarcely seen a sorrier looking group of people.-

LATULA: uh y34h 1m w1th h1m tbh.

LATULA: gonn4 h4v3 fuck1n for3st n1ghtm4r3z.

MITUNA: -Flaps his nub-

MINDFANG: Just do your 8est to ignore it. -At Latula and Dave, despite feeling pretty on edge about going into the woods too...-

DAVE: got it DAVE: great

LATULA: 1m just s4y1n fuck tr33z.

URSAIS: o yea i ferRgot ta answerR ya. we weren't so much in the fightin as mowin thrRough it.

AQUILA: and it turned out just beaut. :)

LATULA: r4d.

HEITOR: O (oo) O

HESONY: (Must be mowing through small fry. Of course you'd be able to beat fodder.)

HEITOR: -HEAVILY BREATHES OVER HESONY'S SHOULDER-

HEITOR: O (oo) O

MITUNA: 7alk 5hi7 ge7 hi7

MITUNA: (he5 a one man apocalyp5e)

HEITOR: -THANK U MITUNA-

HESONY: You don't know that. You only just met these people!

MITUNA: L00K 47 H1M -Gestures at him-

ULFURA: HE'S A ONE MAN CHEESEBURGER APOCALYPSE!!!

HAITOR: -reaches a meaty hand over and ruffles ulfura's hair.-

HAITOR: -SCAMP-

ULFURA: -punches Heitor in the buttcheek. She's buttcheek height right???-

ULFURA: -YEAH THAT'S WHAT YOU GET.-

HAITOR: -yes-

HESONY: =Just...DRAGS his hands down his face=

URSAIS: acutally thas a preddy accurRate scription..

MITUNA: you merely adop7ed 7he darkne55 he wa5 born in i7 molded by i7 by 7he 7ime he 5aw 7he ligh7 he wa5 a man

HAITOR: DOCTORATE... IN ENGINEERING...

URSAIS: -looks at this tiny psiionic. who hurt you to make u like this.-

HAITOR: -vents some steam from his backpack-

URSAIS: jesus trRoll chrRist.

MITUNA: -Sunny!-

URSAIS: we know u got koali-fee-cations. we GED IT.

HAITOR: -GRUNTS-

ULFURA: -grunts also, but HIGHER, and more sassy.-

HAITOR: -WOW-

MITUNA: -Floats around Roadh-- Haitor-

HESONY: =snaps at mindfang and gestures at...ALL of Haitor= Here's your fucking certification, must be your lucky day!

MITUNA: (he big mad)

MINDFANG: -Slow turns to Hesony and raises her fist ever so slightly.-

URSAIS: -also gives him a Look like boy she redy 2 fight.-

MINDFANG: Calm down already.

URSAIS: -elirah would get mad at her tho for gettin off task...-

MICEXA: Hesony--!

MINDFANG: We get it, it is o8vious you do not like them. But good news no one else here enjoys your presence either.

HAITOR: -he'll totally fight... but the mention of his koala fictions distracts him a second and he TURNS towards Mindfang.-

HAITOR: -slaps his own arm corresponding to mindfang's cybernetic limb and points to her-

HESONY: =He's smiling. All the stress of the past month has totally worn him down= You sure you wanna do that?

HESONY: Your arm will likely break before my face does. :D

MINDFANG: -BOY.-

MINDFANG: -Looks at Haitor, and others. You see him asking for it right?-

NYALAH: -turning in her grave being in proximity to the magnitude of this blueblood fuckboi. Jfc.-

HAITOR: -STARES-

URSAIS: -GROWLS- ey! quit yer shit 'fore i get angrRy this ain't no leuiserRly strRolll this is serRious.

HESONY: =Nyalah, you dont even get to, youre the reason Terezi died=

MITUNA: Y34H 817CH ehehehe

MINDFANG: -Better be calling Hesony a bitch.-

MITUNA: -He'll leave it to interpretation-

MINDFANG: -She huffs though and turns her gaze forward again.-

URSAIS: less play the quiet game, yeah? til we get therRe.

URSAIS: we'rRe nearRly to the encampment.

URSAIS: got some steep turrRain comin up firRst tho.

MITUNA: 573PP1N 0N 7H3 834CH

HESONY: =His face is just=

HESONY: =BLUE=

MINDFANG: How steep is steep?

DAVE: im guessing steep

HESONY: What? Can't Handle a little rock wall?

MINDFANG: I can. 8ut we have group mem8ers missing lim8s thanks to you.

REDGLARE: >;I

REDGLARE: -well she wasn't going to point it out but-

MICEXA: -INTERNALLY SCREAMING-

MINDFANG: And so traversing any extreme terrain might prove extremely difficult on them. 8ut yeah clearly they are fucking weak 8ecause they cant "Handle a rock wall." thank you for pointing that out.

HESONY: (I'd say it's pretty much even. Terezi's dead thanks to you.)

URSAIS: shut yerR damn mouth, i don't wanna hafta say it gain.

MITUNA: (no you)

HESONY: (No, you.)

MINDFANG: -Wigglers. Both of you.-

URSAIS: fuck me right up my furRy nook. -grumbling.-

HEITOR: -stares at ursais. maybe they can throw them-

URSAIS: -it's seeming more and more appealing...-

MITUNA: -Flips sunny off-

HESONY: =Tuna gets the double bird=

MITUNA: -Plarps him in the face with a psionic snowball-

HESONY: =SPUTTERING=

MITUNA: ehehehe

HESONY: =beans Mituna dead center with a manually made one.=

URSAIS: -SHE JUST....CANNOT BELIEV.E-

MITUNA: -DOOF!-

MITUNA: -That's it, he just shakes lose an entire tree branch of snow onto Sunny's head-

REDGLARE: -she's not even gonna try to stop this.-

HESONY: GAHHH!!!

HESONY: =Takes out his shield and uses it to scoop snow off the ground with it= HESONY: EAT POWERDY WHITE SHIT!

URSAIS: -that's it. she's grabbing Hesony by the arm and dragging him none to gently to the front of the line with her-

MINDFANG: -Jfc guys.-

MICEXA: HESONY!!!!!!!

MITUNA: -makes a lil psionic barrier. Unbothered.-

URSAIS: -barks in his face- WALK! AND DON'T DO NOTHIN ELSE!!!

HESONY: =Wrenches his arm from Ursais's grip. There is a brief staredown=

HESONY: Don't. Touch me. Again.

HESONY: =And with that he does start walking again. If they're good at anything it's following orders.=

MITUNA: -snrks-

URSIAS: -SNORTS, her nostrils flaring and just keeps up her pace.-

MITUNA: -Slides up next to the pig-

MITUNA: doe5 your arm 5hoo7 la5er5

HEITOR: -NO RESPONSE. snorts piggily-

MITUNA: dude you go77a 7ell me

HEITOR: -VENTS STEAM FROM HIS BACKPACK. holds up his arm. Wiggles his fingers. NADA-

MITUNA: awwww

MITUNA: do you 7hink i could ge7 one 7ha7 5hoo75 la5er5

DAELOS: -speaks up for the first time this entire time- I thought you could already do that

HEITOR: -SNORTS AGAIN.- HEITOR: -also, lowers his arm.-

HEITOR: -STARES AT DAELOS-

DAELOS: -THIS IS WHY HE ISN'T TALKING THESE PEOPLE MAKE HIM HECKING UNCOMFORTABLE. Also he's a depressed horse.-

MITUNA: yeah bu7 how 5wee7 would i7 be 7o 5hoo7 la5er5 from your hand5

MITUNA: back me up here 7ula

LATULA: SHOOT 1T FROM YOUR D1CK MOR3 L1K3

AQUILA: i knew a guy once who could do that i'm pretty sure. it was a real rip snorter of a pahty trick let me tell ya.

MITUNA: -Looks down at his crotch a tad too long-

LATULA: lm4o.

MITUNA: im gonna do i7

LATULA: DUD3 WH4T.

MITUNA: im gonna

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