#the cake doth speak

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Orion: I'm older!

Starlo: I'm younger!

Orion: I'm taller!!

Starlo: I'm shorter!!

Orion: I'm smarter!!

Starlo: I'm-! ...not falling for that!!

#starlo is the younger kid in my mind and this is his and orion's dynamic to me #the cake doth speak #🌵💫 #uty #starlo #starlo uty #orion uty #undertale yellow

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Self shipping with them isn't enough, I need to faceplant into their boobs

#self ship stuff #the cake doth speak #remaking an older post of mine to be more inclusive #self ship #self ship community #self shipping #safeshipping #ok 2 rb

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Word of advice: if you see that fictional character and decide to self ship with them as a joke, IT WON'T BE A JOKE FOR MUCH LONGER

#self ship stuff #self ship #self shipping #f/o community #🍉💿 #this is about 🍉💿 #the cake doth speak #ok to rb #no pr/ship

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Seeing all the headcanons about Starlo glowing makes me wonder if he can

#i love this headcanon its so freaking C U T E #you either get two modes. soft adorable flustered nightlight or FLASHBANG #glow boy glow #🌵💫 #the cake doth speak #starlo #starlo uty #undertale yellow #uty #starlo undertale yellow #ok 2 rb

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I need to talk about his fight because HOOO BOI. I'm in a rambly mood and Starlo's fight and some of the things he says makes me CRY.

LIKE THIS ONE!! ESPECIALLY THIS ONE. Just before his fight, right after he lost his friends, all alone, no one there. You walk up to him and one of the first things he says to you is "Are you still my friend?" AUGH

Despite what just happened, his posse disbanding and his friend telling him off, he hopes that you still are. After him literally dragging this kid around, because this was a massive day for him, he wants at least ONE friend. GOSH.

These two also get me. "All my sacrifices, all the naysayers. Those didn't matter cause what I had was special."

It makes me belive that no one thought he COULD be a sheriff, especially as a kid. He was just a kid with overly ambitious dreams and imagination, fueled by the stories he had watched on those VCRs. He didn't care. He didn't listen. I mean, if the story that he lassoed was true (and since it's Undertale and crazier things happened, I'll definitely belive it) then he definitely proved them wrong. Then again this is after he became North Star.

He had ambitions, dreams even, and made sure that those actually happened. He freaking founded The Wild East! Like holy crap my guy. What he had was special...

AND THIS. "We all tout justice but...true Underground status is only secured through pain. 'Monsterkind's hero' is a title soaked in blood." Even he's starting to doubt this. As he's facing a child he's trying to take the soul of. Maybe that's the reason why he thinks that? Trying to get his reputation back, only to then realize, is this worth it? He just wanted to be respected, revered, seen as a cool sheriff whom everyone adores. And facing this child, he's realizing that it's going to be painful.

Is his reputation really worth it to kill this kid? He even lassoed them, like jeez man. He wanted to make things better so badly (cuz this is the lowest he's ever been). And it hurts. He genuinely enjoyed messing around and having fun with Clover. HE DID NOT WANT TO DO THIS

Also he knows what blood is. Probably from the Westerns. Just. Thought that was interesting.

AND. GOSH. HE DOES NOT WANT TO DO THIS. At the lowest point, about to kill a child, wanting to fix things, and he's not even sure if this'll work. "One. I've got one bullet left. I'll make this count." He says as he shakily holds his six-shooter.

And then you surrender. "What. What are you doing? This isn't fair..."

I can imagine his voice cracking at that point. It was fair, weapon with weapon, then Clover sets the gun down and it wasn't fair on Starlo. And he recognized that. He knew that lassoing the kid wasn't right, but the kid putting down their weapon? It really isn't fair. Surrendering to the one who was just trying to kill them. Starlo knowing the sheer amount of guilt he'd feel if he continued. Just. GAAAHHH I love this fight so much-

#NCJEFJEBFJEH GOSH I HAD TO GET THIS OUT IM FIENIDNEKSNEOFJEODNSK #FREAKING. STARLO #STARLO MY BELOVED #MAN. MAN #ENJOY MY BRAIN VOMIT THIS WASNT EVEN REMOTELY GOOD #IDK WHAT THIS IS #the cake doth speak #🌵💫 #starlo #starlo uty #uty #undertale yellow

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No seriously I think people are missing out on asexual romantic relationships

#the cake doth speak #Asexual #i dragged the tags out of my prev text post #hai guys

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Having filtered the pr/ship tags makes my life so much easier

#hai i can tell when posts are tagged pr/sh.ip!! #you should also filter them out. it really helps #especially if the base post has those tags #the cake doth speak

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Adding onto my last post

Imagine you or someone else sharing a bed with Starlo and it's all cute cuz he's softly glowing, and then you get woken up in the middle of the night like so-

Bonus points if he's fast asleep too and he doesn't realize

#the cake doth speak #🌵💫 #this kinda fits the x reader tag so- #starlo #undertale yellow #uty #starlo uty #starlo x reader #or any ship really #ok 2 rb

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I love having mutuals. I love seeing your interests! I love seeing you gush about the things you love. I love seeing you be happy and explaining things about your interests with so much enthusiasm you could power a city. I love listening in even when I don't fully get what's happening. Keep talking I adore hearing you speak!! Talk about what you love and I'll be there listening in!!

#the cake doth speak #mutual positivity #this is a-okay to rebloh #I LOVE YOU ALL!!!

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Whenever I see any post about height differences being illegal or predatory or whatnot, I just have to sit back and LAUGH.

Oh no! The two consenting adults where one is 5'2" and the other is 6'5" is predatory!!! Whatever shall we do?! As if people don't have those heights in real life! And get into relationships with those heights!! I saw this argument YEARS ago and the fact we're still having it is insane.

It genuinely wants me to hold up Spamton, like just him alone, and try to have people say he's "minor coded" because of how short he is, especially compared to other characters. Guys, I dare you. Tell me this middle-aged, sleazy conman of a puppet who's been living in dumpsters for years is minor coded!! It's almost like the height doesn't matter!!! It's even funnier cuz of Spamton NEO too. Like whoop, is he minor coded now?

The whole thing with characters being "minor coded" in general makes me wanna riot. Like no, they aren't. Especially when it comes to height. Good gondy, where did people's love for bigger height differences go?

#nobody tell them about the giant/tiny community. im just saying #the cake doth speak #i love using Spamton as my biggest (hah) example cuz he typically just throws that concepts down a meat grinder

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Seeing people with boxes and made one myself!

I'll get to everyone else's once I'm done making dinner

#the cake doth speak

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I need to kiss the robots. I do. I really need to kiss the robots

#self ship stuff #💙🍭🌼 #the cake doth speak #self ship #robot kisser #ok 2 rb #🍉💿

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Aight I'm gonna try this!! Featuring my face (aka my TV head cosplay that i spent too much time editing)

Starcake ftw!!

#the cake doth speak #self ship stuff #🥞 cake art #starcake #self ship #self ship community #hai #🌵💫

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I feel enough rage to keep ranting about how Starlo was done dirty in Genocide (in reference to my last reblog) but I'd just be repeating myself. Gosh dangit, we were ROBBED of so many things though, all for the sake of an angsty death scene.

Like don't get me wrong, in the moment it WAS tragic. But afterwards you look back at it and go. Oh. Well that was pointless-

Especially when you remember what he did in the pacifist fight (I'm not labeling it as neutral. It was the same exact fight. Meanwhile Ceroba and Martlet get TWO fights. Like. Freaking wonderful guys.) That guy threw TNT AND SHOT AT CLOVER. For something arguably less than KILLING A BUNCH OF INNOCENT MONSTERS. If Starlo was that upset about his friends leaving, what would happen if you KILL his friends? Would he still be all "oh I can't do it, I'm a fraud"? Because at that point, that would be sad. And contradictory to who he is in Pacifist.

Seriously what would happen if you fight him in Genocide and decide to spare him, especially after killing Ceroba? I don't thing mercy is on the table folks, he would absolutely rip you a new one. Or at least try to (we all saw how angry he was at Clover in Flawed Pacifist)

Starlo deserved better in Genocide, is all I'm saying. We didn't need a Ceroba Fight 2.0. We COULD have gotten one, but after Pascifist, it doesnt fit right, and ESPECIALLY not at the expense of Starlo. I'm glad other people are seeing that Stars in Genocide was done so dirty

#and dont give me “he was larping-” LISTEN. He was also larping in Pacifist. he sTILL decided to fight and try to kill Clover- #-just to get their soul. because he felt it was the only way to fix his relationship with his friends #maybe even recive the praise he always wanted as North Star #so yeah. Starlo was done dirty #the cake doth speak #🌵💫 #Starlo #starlo uty #undertale yellow #ok 2 rb #edit: now im afraid of this opinion getting popular (that Starlo was done dirty) to the point that some ppl start saying he wasn't #he. he really was

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GIANT THICK FLUFFY PANCAKES!! Who wants some?! :3

#the cake doth speak #pancake aesthetic

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Did

Are they ENFORCING Tumblr Live to be on all the time down there?

No! Nononono! Staff, what the heck. You should KNOW by now that no one uses Live, no one likes Live, and forcing it like this is absurd and insane! No!

#to anyone who asks #yes i clicked the 'snooze tumblr live' thing #maybe it'll go away. idk #but what i do know is that this is a scummy thing #NO ONE liked Tumblr Live when it came out. and NO ONE likes it TO THIS DAY #get RID of it once and for all #im sick of this #i don't want this thing permanently stuck to my dashboard thingy #and im on mobile too so thats even MORE fun #gosh. do better staff #the cake doth speak #tumblr live