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“Bling-Bang-Bang-Born” (Fluff/Crack)

2003!Turtles x reader

A/N: I don’t speak Japanese, but damn do I love this song. It is my new ADHD background music, so I decided to write ✨this✨ The lyrics isn't important for the story, but it is written down so you can follow along. I follow along with the help of the English words and the few Japanese characters I know. Hope it works for you guys as well💚

Song “Bling-Bang-Bang-Born” by Creepy Nuts.

Warnings: None💙❤️💜🧡

It was like any other normal day in the lair. Leonardo was meditating on a mat, while Raphael was going at it with his weights. Donatello was working on something in his lab, while Master Splinter was making some tea in the kitchen. And Michelangelo… Mikey was in his room with Klunk, scrolling through Spotify, bored out of his mind. But then, suddenly, he found it. On the first place on the Japanese Top 50, he found a song that scratched his ADHD brain just the right way. And just like it always happened when Mikey found something that made his dopamine spike, he had to show it to his family. And that was just what he did, marching into the living area with a big loud speaker, putting the hip hop song on before anybody noticed what he was doing.

“チート gifted 荒技 wanted / 禁忌禁じ手明らか盲点 / 反則異次元この世の中のもんでは無いです / 無理ゲーそれ聞いてないって”.

“Oh no”, Donnie mumbled, rubbing his face with his hand.

“What the hell is that?”, Raph growled in annoyance, while Leo tried to cover his ears. Splinter did nothing but sigh, deciding it was best to stay in the kitchen.

“Ay ライバル口を揃えて / Ooh ライバル口を揃えて / バグでまぐれ認めねーゼッテー / マジで？コレおま全部生身で?”

“Just shut up and listen!”, Mikey yelled, already having his own dance party.

“It's 生身 it's 生身 yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah / Bling-bang-bang, bling-bang-bang-born / Bling-bang-bang, bling-bang-bang-born”.

As the music changed, Mikey’s brothers could not deny that they were instructed. At least enough to the point where Donnie started bobbing his head and Raph moved his shoulders. Leo sighed, trying to go back to his meditation once more.

“実力を発揮し切る前に / 相手の方がバックれてくらしい / 上がり切るハードル very happy / あきらかにダントツでピカイチ”.

“Oof, not bad”, Raph said, letting himself move more fluently with the music as he continued to lift his weights.

“相変わらず脱皮してる毎日 (bling, bling, bling) / 誰の七光も要らないお前の ice より icy (icy)”.

Donnie too started dancing on the spot, doing that expression where he bit his lip in concentration and his brows pushed together, a thing he only did when he listened to something he liked.

“俺パッと見出来ない事ばっかりだけど very happy / あキレてる呆れてる周り恵まれてる家族友達 (happy) / もう反則的立ち位置皆俺に任せとけば良い (bang, bang, bang) / 教科書に無い問題集に無い超 bad な呪い listen”.

“Just ignore them”, Leo mumbled to himself. “There is nothing. It is outside your head. You can push it out. Find your center”. But that was easier said than done, when Mikey started yelling along with the build up.

“鏡よ鏡答えちゃって / Who's the best? I'm the best! Oh, yeah / 生身のまま行けるとこまで / To the next, to the 1番上”.

Leo sat in annoyance as his brothers started yelling along to the lyrics from each side of the room, their voices echoing against the walls along with the music. He would have called for Master Splinter, but he found that his sensei’s tail was tapping to the music.

“Now singin' / Bling-bang-bang, bling-bang-bang / Bling-bang-bang-born (now singin') / Bling-bang-bang, bling-bang-bang / Bling-bang-bang-born (now singin') / Bling-bang-bang, bling-bang-bang / Bling-bang-bang-born / To the next, to the 1番上”.

With the chorus, all hopes of peace disappeared as all of Leo’s little brothers stopped whatever they were doing in order to focus on the music. Curse them for their short attention span and their good lungs. But despite his slight annoyance, Leo could not deny that the chorus had something to it.

“Eyday 俺のままで居るだけで超 flex / Eyday 誰も口を挟めない (don't test) / Eyday 俺のままで居るだけで超 flex / Eyday 誰も口を挟ませない (don't test)”.

Raph, Donnie and Mikey soon found each other in the middle of the floor, jumping around while having the time of their life, doing whatever weird dance moves they had seen humans do on the street or the internet.

“Yeah, yeah, yeah 学歴も無い前科も無い余裕で (bling-bling) / この存在自体が文化財な脳味噌 (bling-bling) / 高級車は買える免許は無い愛車 (green, green) / 全国各地揺らす逸品このベロが bling-bling (brr)”.

Leo soon felt his brothers on him, pushing and shaking him, telling him to get up and have some fun for once. So much for being the responsible big brother. Leo tried to keep his annoyed grimes, hiding a smile as he tried to push them off, all while Splinter drank his tea and enjoyed the sight.

“バレットなら満タン関西訛り生身のコトダマ / 音楽幸運勝利の女神今宵も三股 bang, bang / 漫画みたいな輩とまんまで張りあえてしまってる漫画 / 圧倒的チカラこの頭と口から”.

It wasn’ often that his sons got to let loose and enjoy themselves like this, so Splinter rarely tried to stop them, even if they were so loud that his ears would start to hurt. He could live with the slight discomfort just to watch his sons smile and have fun. And he definitely wasn’t against them listening to some Japanese hip hop. It made him feel a little closer to home once more, reminding him it was a long time ago since he last talked to the Ancient One.

“この身体 tattoo は入って無い / このツラに傷もついて無い / 繰り返しやらかしてくダメージが / イカつい年輪を刻む皺”.

“Fine!”, Leo called out, acting more annoyed than he actually was, getting up from the mat and letting his brothers pull him around. It didn’t take long before all four found themselves jumping around in a circle with their arms around each other's shoulders, smiling bright and laughing loudly.

“Bling-bang-bang, bling-bang-bang / Bling-bang-bang-born / 俺のままで bling して bang して bang / する為に born して来たニッポン (ayy)”.

No one heard as you walked into the lair, calling out for your four best friends. You quickly found them dancing around in a circle in the middle of the lair, only Splinter noticing your arrival, sending you a smile and a small nod.

“鏡よ鏡答えちゃって / Who's the best? I'm the best! Oh, yeah / 生身のまま行けるとこまで / To the next, to the 1番上”.

“Make some room!”, you yelled, running into the circle, pushing yourself in between Mikey and Raph who happily let you join.

“Now singin' / Bling-bang-bang, bling-bang-bang / Bling-bang-bang-born (now singin') / Bling-bang-bang, bling-bang-bang / Bling-bang-bang-born (now singin') / Bling-bang-bang, bling-bang-bang / Bling-bang-bang-born / To the next, to the 1番上”.

As the chorus picked up once again, the brothers took turns spinning and dancing with you, to the point where they playfully fought with each other to do so, snatching you from each other with a laugh.

“Eyday 俺のままで居るだけで超 flex / Eyday 誰も口を挟めない (don't test) / Eyday 俺のままで居るだけで超 flex / Eyday 誰も口を挟ませない (don't test)”.

You all once again formed a circle, jumping around like you were wild animals and not a human and four mutants. Nonetheless you enjoyed yourselves, all of you yelling along to the song, making a mental note to add that song to your playlists.

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