Admiral Kazansky: *to the new TopGun graduates* ...and remember, there are old pilots, and there are bold pilots, but there are no old, bold pilots.
*F-18 does a low altitude high speed inverted flyby*
Admiral Kazansky: The continued survival of Captain Pete 'Maverick' Mitchell should be treated as an exception and not the rule...
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on the edge of my seat watching ryan reach for the genie lamp after being untied by a mouse with good taste
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everyone take a sticker, everyone except the ref, who did not survive.
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I mean, it's a tightrope walk on a straight razor. Five-hundred-foot reputational drop.
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society has moved past the need for football (unless we win)
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The Chernobyl series lacked realism by not having even one scientist and/or politician having a full blown panic attack at some point during the relief efforts.
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"what has you wigging out this time hal" I work in the path of totality & in addition to hosting approximately 150,000 visitors in our county we are having a staff picnic for all of us in the trenches and yall. there are so many eclipse-themed desserts I could make. too many. I'm panicking.
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Remember when we used to score off set pieces all the time?
Yeah... those were the days
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*when u remember to un-tense yourself*
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Also, like 90% of the other patients here don't know I'm trans. Apparently I pass so well that I'm just A Guy for them. And the amount of stress that comes with it. One of them keeps touching me like bros touch each other and I'm like, pls. Pls. Don't notice I have tits
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I'm trying to play Outer Wilds for the first time but I saw someone say it's akin to majoras mask and now I'm overthinking every interaction
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My submission for the Kwite fashion fanart comp! God. Everyone’s art I’ve seen so far is so good.. mine feels like garbo in comparison but yk we try..
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about to enter my evillest era if junhyeon gets eliminated here
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Oh to overtime we go
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Thank you little fast food condiment packets I hoard in my kitchen drawer for always saving me in my time of need (every 4 months or so).
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