#the zoom just sent me

[cleo-serotonin]

haha anyways

#sorry i had to come on here and flex #me and angus are tight now 🤞 #he sent me two voice memos and said my name twice literally twirling my hair kicking my feet blushing etc etc #was he just trying to sell me his zoom? MAYBE #was it working? 🤭 i might have a consultation

[attractive-nuisance-esq]

raise your hand if you’re less than 24 hours away from watching the OFMD s2 finale and cannot stop thinking about Izzy dying

#our flag means death #ofmd #izzy hands #israel hands #ofmd izzy #ofmd s2 #ofmd season 2 #ofmd s2 finale #like I did a little *cough cough* on a zoom mtg with my boss today #just so that if I need to take a sick day tomorrow I’ll have a more plausible excuse than ‘gay pirate brain rot’ #I really can’t do this twice in three months guys #the gay angel fucking off to heaven sent me into a 24 hr tailspin of listening to taylor swift songs on repeat #please don’t do it to me david jenkins

[notanotherinfjblog]

Texting habits per judging function

No one asked, but here are some observations I've made in my personal life.

*Note that this probably differs by age, gender, and culture (for instance, I have been told by several Americans that I use an insane amount of emojis, whereas it's not considered weird at all here in Germany).

FJ:

Generally very good at texting, will respond to absolutely every point you make. If you send them a long voice message, they can be found taking notes while listening so that they will not forget to answer any point you made.

Have a very hard time leaving someone on read and if they do, either something happened and they forgot, or they simply don't like you very much. If they open the message, they answer. If they don't have time to answer you right now, they simply will not open the message yet.

If the text conversation is done (i.e. you wrote something like "bye, see you tomorrow!" that does not require another response), they will still at the very least send you an emoji back for no reason other than letting you know that "Yes! I read your message! I'm not ignoring you! I love you!" (Literally every FJ I have ever known does this. Every single one, including myself.)

They will adapt to your style of texting. If you are the kind of person that likes to send a bunch of heart emojis to friends and the FJ friend is not, they will still pepper in a heart here and there. If you generally don't use emojis, they will use them only occasionally. If you reply in wallpaper long messages, so will they. If you break up your messages into several texts one after the other, so will they.

FPs:

Also generally quite good at texting and can actually appear a lot warmer in writing than in person (there have been several instances where I received really lovely messages from FPs who I used to think hated my guts whenever we met in person).

Prepare for emojis. Seriously.

You can have infinitely long text conversations with them. If you are willing to commit, the conversation between the two of you will never end. With NFPs, the conversations usually end up spiralling into nonsense scenarios, while SFPs keep telling you about their day and keep answering you about your day every day.

TPs:

(my texting experience with TPs is unfortunately very limited, so feel free to fill in my blanks)

Fe is very noticeable in the extroverts, i.e. they tend to go the FJ route described above, but in a more nonchalant and more relaxed way. Like with FJs, the focus of the conversation is on you and their dynamic with you.

The introverts (i.e. my dad, i.e. my only point of reference) are bad at texting and prefer to call, so almost all text conversations go something like this: TP: "Hi, I tried to call you, but you didn't pick up. I hope everything is alright with you?" You: "Yes, sorry. Everything's good here, how about you, everything okay?" --- end of conversation ---

TJs:

Generally bad at texting. Also don't really like it and see no point in it, so they usually prefer calling or talking in person.

Will appear colder in writing than in person, especially the STJs. Their answers will be straight to the point. No beating around the bush and no needless extension of a conversation in form of jokes/questions/anecdotes for a bonding experience. If they want to tell you something, they will tell you in person.

Have absolutely zero problem leaving people on read and usually don't mean anything by it.

STJs rarely use emojis, NTJs do but not excessively

If their answer requires them to type anything more than two sentences, they will send you a voice message instead. (Literally every single TJ I know does this, except my INTJ brother who is a complete maniac and calls instead.)

#the TJ way of texting will never stop confusing me #i usually don't look at other people's phones but i once witnessed an istj's text conversation and it's been haunting me ever since #she had just visited her husband's family with their kids and her mother-in-law sent her a really long lovely message #saying how much she enjoyed their visit and how much she loved each and every one of them and sent her a bunch of pictures #and this istj replied with 'thanks me too' and THAT WAS IT! if i had been her mother-in-law i would have assumed she doesn't like me at all #but no! this istj spent the next half hour looking at the pictures smiling softly zooming in on everyone's faces and then smiling some more #similarly one of my closest friends is an estj and she will tell you in person how much she loves you but her messages? not that warm #or my entj friend. he is a real chatterbox in person but texting? yeah no forget it #this is unimaginable for me as an FJ i would only do this as a deliberate choice to make it known that i don't want anything to do with the #so texting with a TJ always feels like recalibrating your brain to calm down and go: #'no i know they don't hate me yes i know they text like they do but i know that they don't it's okay they are like this with everyone' #and really sorry for the limited TP section. the only TPs i ever texted are my dad and some occasional acquaintances #so seriously. chime in with your observations! especially to get a broader picture from other cultures than my own as well #typing post #judging functions #cognitive functions

[front-facing-pokemon]

#vibrava #i know the eyes are fucked up i have no idea why. i didn't think it would be so noticeable but apparently it is. so. here's. that #i zoomed it out just a bit so that you could see the rest of it to make it clear it's vibrava because quite honestly i wouldn't be able to #tell that this was vibrava if i didn't. y'know. make this post. i sent it to someone else and they said they wouldn't be able to tell either #i think vibrava into flygon makes sense. i dunno if trapinch into vibrava makes much sense. i used to think that vibrava was the first evo #in the line and flygon was a second evo. but i found out trapinch comes first‚ which looks like an entirely unrelated pokémon to me #i dunno if it's just me. i've talked about not understanding evolutionary lines in the tags before and folks have commented on it telling me #Why They Make Sense Actually and i was just like Damn Ok. it's like interesting to know but shit am i just looking at it wrong #i tend to look for common color schemes and design aspects i guess is my problem. but vibrava looks nothing like trapinch #i dunno what these are supposed to be exactly so maybe it makes sense somehow. like a larva bug hatching from a crab. thing. i dunno #trapinch doesn't look like a bug and vibrava does. i don't. i don't know. why does it get wings. and stay a ground-type

[farmgf]

i have an internship interview tomorrow morning and i feel like im gonna throw up about it. fun!

#the lady sent me an email and was like ‘heres the zoom link this first interview should be 30-45 minutes!’ sorry FIRST INTERVIEW??? #if this is a multi interview process just for an internship i swear to GOD #i literally feel sick i get so nervous for these helppppppp

[red-alert-bulb]

Right but as I am writing the Wall E AU I keep finding plotholes in both the film and in my interpretation and god its driving me up the bend

Like- yk how all of earths population is living in space at that point? Thats alot of bloody ships and now I've gotta come up with an explanation for it because they dont properly explain it in the film but then I was doing some research on it and then I found out that in film canon there was a climate disaster which wiped out over half of the worlds population and thats why theres not as many ships,

BUT I CANT BLOODY WRITE THAT PLOTPOINT BECAUSE THE WALL E'S IN MY FIC ARE HUMAN SO THEY WOULD HAVE BEEN WIPED OUT TOO IF THERE WAS A CLIMATE DISASTER

godddd why've I decided to make this fic more complicated than it needs to be its literally Silly Red dwarf guys but Silly Wall E robots, I dont know why ive done this to myself wtf

Anyway I'm probably gonna try and ignore that plothole and let it sit in a corner while I continue to write lolll

#jesus christ it makes me want to rip out my hair #and I've added all these silly little plotpoints which weren't in the original film as well so its all complicated now #and every chapter i write I go - holdon does this even work #and then have to come up with a workaround #like how i had to come up with Lister getting into the ship because I couldn't just have him hanging onto the outside of it like in the fil #cause he'd die #theres so much in the film that works because they are robots #like the fucjing 'Define Dancing' scene #the most iconic one in the whole goddamn film #which I have to come up with a workaround for cause I still wanna write that scene cause I love it so much #but I cant just do it like in the film cause Wall E gets sent into space in the escape pod which he blows up (idiot <3) #and I cant just blow up Lister and then have him zoom around in space without a space suit #dude would die #Why did I do this to myself #Tip guys #dont ever write an AU with human characters based off a film with robot characters #because its a bloody nightmare #THERES A REASON THAT THEY ARE ROBOTS APPARENTLY #so they can do all this funky flying around in space stuff without worrying about goddamn dying #screaming crying throwing up #why did I have to get comitted and obsessed with THIS idea specifically omgggggg #red dwarf wall e au #red dwarf #rimster #my posts

[deus-ex-mona]

it’s ✨okay✨, right~?

#s o rry rant incoming im just. re a l l y crabby after working for 8.5 consecutive hours with no proper break okie~? </3 #ayEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE ADMINS AT MY WORKPLACE CAN GO K I C K R O C K S #their time management is somehow worse than mine and i suck balls at it?????? SJCFJFFHDHHD I THOUGHT Y’ALL WERE BETTER AT YOUR JOBS MANSSSSS #the!!!!! admins!!!!!! sent in over a hundred samples without any info sheets and stuff so the morning shift literally couldn’t get started!! #doing the morning shift’s part of the job was. annoying. to say the least. especially when said work could’ve actually been done (ʘ‿ʘ) #dammit workplace admins you had one job </3 #and n o it’s not to send in the sample info sheet things at the same time as the pm shift’s reporting time </3 #and as if that weren’t enough.. the!!!! admin!!!! refused to go home in the evening?????? and sent in like 80 samples at like 8.30pm?????? #and that’s not counting the samples that were yeeted in at 5pm </3 truly sadge #and o f c o u r s e we haaaaaaaad to be short-staffed today lmfao. the two workstations life compels me to lay down on the floor and c r y . #but bc i’m just ✨too great✨ at my job you see (lies) i finished my stuff way too early and had to do other extra tests too s o b s #and that included a test that i don’t fully know how to do (sadge) #well. at least that test involved the use of a microscope. thank you past me for attaining magic skills with microscope zooming and stuff #seriously. thank you past me. i can almost forgive you for choosing to enter the f r e a k i n g ✨s c i e n c e✨ industry of all things #but hmmmmmmm im amazed that i actually managed to finish everything across those two stations. am i too good at my job or ✨w h a t✨ (lies) #but man. m a n. none of this even gets into my secret beef with the data entry admin. #she can’t spell for her life. it s e r i o u s l y grinds my gears whenever i see her spell the word ‘content’ as ‘contant’. #but no. her spelling got on a w h o l e new level of questionable when she spelled the word ‘crackle’ as… ‘cracker’. like??? how???????? #and she told me to ask the senior analysts if it was possible to retrieve the results for a test that we’d write the results for ✨by hand✨ #from some kind of system????? like i was just so!!!!! baffled!!!! that she couldn’t understand that there was no system to check???? #though. hm. i guess saying that i have ✨secret✨ beef with that admin would be an understatement. i think none of the others like her either #but! i do have secret beef with the janitor bc he alwayyys magically appears behind me whenever i’m doing something important/holding acids #well! at least we don’t cross paths when i’m working the pm shift. the janitor dude was spared from my presence for the week lmao #hfhfhfhhfhfhfhffffffff well. m. i’m sorry if you read all that. i’ll be more normal tomorrow i swear!!!! (blatant lies) #i feel like tling something ✨t o x i c✨ to match how im feeling thoughhh… hm. maybe the p a r a s ite chapter from the d*27m annequin anth…? #been thinking about that song lately ngl.. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. #oh wellssssss at least i can try to enjoy what’s left of my long weekend lmaooo goodnighttttt #inedible blubbering

[mattodore]

just spent two hours changing my desktop theme..... hello

#river dipping #had to make a jerma you look like the yellow m&m today gif to show exactly how i'm feeling #gifcam my realest and truest friend... #anyway. my old theme was really good!!!!! loved it so much i've been using it since like january #but ever since... idk abt a month ago??? you haven't been able to click on images to zoom in #i sent the person who made the theme a message abt it and they did say they were gonna look into it but i'm impatient <3 #so i just switched themes fkjnkhnfjgh and edited the fuckkkkk outta the code to suit my needs #but now i have a dark/light mode toggle :) which is great for me bc sometimes i'm on my own blog at night DYING from the white background #.............also now for some reason when you open my blog it gives a warning that there might be mature content and i have NO idea why #it doesn't do that if i switch back to my old theme so dkjfngkfjgh #but i don't mind it so whatever #like. well the warning isn't exactly wrong now is it jkgnhkfjndgh

[somegrumpynerd]

Fun fact following that last ask, that yugioh ask blog is how I discovered undertale in the first place c:

#Charlie Stuff #UTDR #Somebody sent them an ask asking if they'd played undertale yet #So I looked it up on youtube and watched Mr iplier play the start of it #And as soon as it got to Sans and he did that stupid lil zoom in ba-dum-tssh with his joke #I closed the video and went to go buy the game #My little pun-loving ass was like ''I have GOT to know more about this guy'' #And now here we are almost exactly 8 years later #Back in undertale drawing all the time and making stupid jokes #Despite everything it really is still me #Shout out to my friend Robbie from school who got me into yugioh abridged #Because apparently that's influenced every part of my life since then #Anyway these tags got long sorry #I just looked back a lil through the blog and found the ask and it kinda struck me funny #Accidental Charlie lore drop for you guys

[beholdthemem]

The universe saw fit to gift my grandmother with a lovely case of covid for Christmas because of course it fucking did, so the past few days have been, uh...

Busy.

#personal #she's not in the hospital- she did end up going to urgent care on the 25th but they sent her home. #she did not TELL US she was going to urgent care we found out via whatsapp from my aunt #who'd been trying to coordinate a family zoom call and was informed by my granddad 'later. we're #at the hospital now'. #why did they not call and ask us to drive given that we live TEN MINUTES AWAY and granddad shouldn't be driving at the best of times? #that i could not tell you. something about 'not wanting to inconvenience-' which is insane #dad and i have been going up to try and get everything we can done for them since then #nana's been granddad's caretaker since he got diagnosed but anyone who's had covid can tell you it takes fucking EVERYTHING out of you #to just fucking walk around. im off work till the 9th thank god so i can be there as often as required but even so... #I have a sense that i should probably be freaking the fuck out but mostly im just... calm? it's not a happy calm idk what emotion this is #but it definitely isn't positive- but im not panicking. i feel like new bad info does not surprise me anymore it's just kind of a grit-your- #teeth-and-adjust-to-handle-shit deal. like. 'mm. god shits in our collective dinner once again. figures.' #there's no point in flying off the handle just figuring out how to fix things. im not happy but im... steady i guess? #im resigned and bitter and optimistic until im given proof not to be but mostly what i am is tired. not physically just- #my brain feels like a wrung out dishcloth. i keep trying to write because i know it'll make me happy if i can but its not working. #i keep writing paragraphs of shit that aren't matching up with what i want and if somebody gives me some meaningless platitude about #how maybe it's a sign it should be there and to try and incorporate it ill rip their face off. shut. up.

[dark-twist-fairytales]

Hey, warning: Probably gonna stick away from Tumblr for a few days. Nothing personal, and nothing on you all, I'm just so fucking sick of the image thing and being sent to the goddamn unknown. Tumblr, please, fix your shit.

#tungle dot hell #i know only me saying it wont do anything #but its not user friendly and it fucking sucks #i want to zoom in without being sent to the unknown THANK YOU- #ignore my venting #and ignore my rambling #im just.. sad that tumblr is becoming less user friendly #and you can come at me saying that 'it hasnt changed to become less user friendly-' it fucking did and its shit #the website to send in a support ticket fucking failed on me. three times. #i want my goddamn tumblr friendly again

[scarletcomet]

look at this fuzzball

#sorry i zoomed in way too much on an already bad quality pic my dad sent me lol #this is my comet <3 #i want to cry. i miss him so much #look how fuzzy he looks in this pic. i just want to give him kisses and snuggles

[homestuck--edits]

ik this is a bit weird but could you do an edit of one of tyzias's friendsim sprites to have white owl wings? for kin reasons lol. also just wanna say love your blog very much and I am kissing you platonically 😙💛

im flapping my wings at u SO hard rn. bird :>

-mod davesprte

#mod davesprite #hiveswap #tyzias entykk #pesterquest edit #need to find something to talk about other than my girlfriend #but in my defense everything about her #uhhh OH yeah the job #its just gig work #but i got a job monday #i assumed i was gonna have to provide... a resume #or experience. or proof of skill. but. no #went to a zoom call. guy went hey so can you work monday i cant make it to an event. and i was like. um i dont know what im doing #it was a seven minute call #so on monday me n my gf (she is perpetually at my house i make her carry my groceries home like twice a week) #are gonna go downtown at like 9 to pick up a camera from this guy #then ig dick around down there for two hours #then film a groundbreaking of something? #i... am not sure why i am being sent on a job with a presumably expensive camera #alone. with no experience #also i wasnt told how much im being paid. #um. so thats weird innit? #its not like a scam or anything my mom is friends w the guy #i think he just did not consider im Literally Just Some Guy and shouldnt be given expensive camera equipment unsupervised

[harrylights]

#for context i have one remaining irl 1d friend who was by my side thru their prime #but she lives in berlin now lol so i told her i’d get a buddy to film me singing one of their songs (or a louis/harry one) to send to her #WHICH ONE THO FUCK #i’m not opposed to doing two my other friends can suck it #also skhdjdkekd #for my 19th bday i was w this berlin friend and 1d wound up being unintentionally involved and it was lowkey traumarizing?? #but then this friend held a zoom dj show for my bday during covid and without telling me sent harry styles cut out masks #to everyone in attendance INCLUDING MY OWN ROOMMATES #and everyone pulled it out when she slid a harry song into her mix and i nearly died #so now i can’t just not have 1d be involved in my bdays somehow #the 19th bday is a story for another time tho lmaoooo #polls

[mattodore]

this has to be my sexiest mobile theme yet

#river dipping #like i'm never gonna change this #i can't even begin to explain how strong the urge to make a close up of theo's eyes from this edit my icon as well like my palms are itchin #all the work i put into these images was so worth it i've even sent them to my best friend thru discord like it's that serious to me #the photo of matthias is lovely too tho don't get me wrong like that one's my wallpaper on my laptop already trust and believe ! #but theo's gaze................................................. ohhhh i feel faint fr #it's my icon on spotify and discord like i'm really obsessed with it i just keep looking at the 3k version and zooming in #there's nothing better than just. really loving your own content. #and improving!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! feels so nice

[tardis--dreams]

Having to write one (1) email can really make me question all of my life choices

#I should have sent my prof/boss an email a few days ago #I couldn't bring myself to do it #So she sent me one #So now I have to reply but that somehow feels even worse than just writing one that's not a reply #God i hate this #'do we wanna zoom?' #Uhm no? But for the sake of earning money let's say yes #I'm afraid she wants to do it tomorrow or on Sunday #I love how weekends just aren't a thing in academia #Ugh I'm tired lol #shut up amy #i hate emails