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partyinthemysterymachine · 2 years

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James + fear headcanon and/or Richard school headcanon >:)

JAMES HEADCANON - F E A R

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the drain at the bottom of a pool.

this one time (which is a superficial thing to say, because this particular "this one time" wasn't the first time this common, common child's problem crossed his then-developing mind - rather, it was more like the fifth - and this "this one time" would recur more than a few more "this one time"s into adulthood where, if he were to actually tell anybody about a "this one time", he would be inclined to use this "this one time", since it's preferable to the others, for reasons reserved), when he was seven, he'd been invited to a classmate's birthday party. this was GREAT and he was STOKED because this kid's birthday was right before the school year ended, in the beginning of summer, and it was getting toasty outside, and his house had a POOL.

FUCK yeah FUUUUUCCCKKKKK YEAAAHHHH

James liked pools. he liked to swim, and he knew how to. his favorite thing about going to the YMCA or other peoples' houses when they have pools is that they usually have toys or kickboards. kickboards are the fucking best, in his seven-year-old mind; you can just hang out on 'em, paddle around a bit, float, just chillin', you and your Castawaysona. (Wilson discovered separately.)

kickboards also come in bright colors, and this birthday boy had retina-destroying colors. i mean you know neon trend when teenagers were essentially cosplaying highlighters? a top to bottom outfit can't even dream to compare to what this lil foam board could do to someone's longterm visual health expectancy. and James loved the yellow one. it was magnificent. he didn't know what faces were for almost two whole days afterwards! life was all a guessing game and the rules definitely mattered but let’s not get into specifics at this point in time, y’know?

so there he goes on his merry way. he was a pretty brave kid, going into the deep end of the pool. it wasn’t actually that huge of a deal or anything, but he thought himself very brave, for oh, how children’s minds conjure the darndest things. this fun little feature is the imagination and it wove for James a somewhat morbid fascination with the drain at the bottom of the pool.

one can probably, very confidently assume that kids thinking that the drain at the bottom of the deep end of the pool could most DEFINITELY rip the skin off your entire body with the same ease and unsurmountable pain as Daffy Duck skinning Bugs Bunny ears to toes with a piece of flypaper. if you touch the drain at the bottom of the deep end of the pool, you WILL drown because the suction is so strong that it will hold you there FOREVER. so you should never dive ANYWHERE in the deep end of the pool. because the drain is there. and it smells fear.

so James liked to challenge its authority and patrol aaaaaalmost right on top of it. a power move. and he liked to just.. look down into the water. stare. think about all the ways it could grant him bodily harm. what if he died. what does it feel like to suffocate? is it the same kinda suffocating when he

what if he could actually breathe underwater and he doesn’t know it unless he’s in a really serious circumstance like being crumpled up and slurped through the drain at the bottom of the deep end of the pool and maybe, just maybe, he actually had powers to breathe underwater and that would mean that h

so pretty normal stuff. but like as mentioned eons before, this was about the fifth time. morbid fascinations come with morbid fears, vice versa; they go hand in hand.

maybe i should’ve clarified something about the whole “this one time” qualifications. it’s a pretty short list. all it is, is thinking about it.

then there was this one time when James thought about it, and decided to actually go for it. because what if his skin can actually come off what if he can actually breathe underwater how fucking COOL WOULD THAT BE JUST CALL HIM AQUAMAN RIGHT FUCKING NOW

and that was this, this one time.

sooooo awkward lmaooooo turns out?? none of that actually happens at the drain at the bottom of the deep end of the pool, LOL yeah wow talk about disappointment??? and uhhh like. people get worried about it when you’re just seven years old and won’t resurface and you’re even looking at each other through the water and everyone’s panicking and someone’s dad dives in clothes and shoes and all and drags you out of the pool i guess like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ok well he didn’t like DIE or anything and now we both look stupid don’t we

anyway. James didn’t get invited to pool parties for a few years after that, but the fascination with the drain remained (and curiosities, gained). he only went down there once more after that, when he was a teenager, at a house party, and it didn’t last long. he was scared of it well and good now, and he didn’t like the way the water sounded.

soooo, right; the punchline. why is James scared of the drain at the deep end of the pool. welp, could definitely blame it on the call of the void. ahaha yeah i mean that’s a huge contender and that in particular is not here (but it is there). what it comes down to is not what he thought he heard when he was down there, coming from the drain, exactly, but how his dad reacted so weird for months after the event - or, weird, according to little idiot kid James.

bc of course Frank was off his tits upset about James’s fucking stupid stunt and gave him one hell of A Stern Talking-To and man the vibes were SOOOOO off for awhile. but after all that, James sort of felt like Frank was scared of him. watching the moment Frank was told of his underwater escapades kinda felt like cracking a glow stick; flipping a switch. and sure, Frank did fear James heeding the call of the void, but it wasn’t everything. no, there was something else. something James couldn’t put a finger on.

never could figure it out. he asked, and Frank wouldn’t explain in a way he understood, and eventually, James got tired of asking, and ultimately forgot to as a whole; though sometimes remembered, and by the time he had a chance, he forgot to ask.

but it sure as hell did scare him, and because of that, James is afraid of the drains at the deep end of the pool, because it made Frank afraid of him, and he doesn’t want to know why.

James "keepin' it spicy" Sunderland on the loose! this had ZERO reparations and would NOT be an issue later in life. :)

#james sunderland #silent hill 2 #ches writes #TYSM LOVE THIS EXERCISE #u know we all here to see it. promis #(reprise)

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swsf · 4 years

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as I lay in my bed unable to sleep I bring you more au garbage.

someone somewhere is going to say “oh bad ur such an angel.” because he’s so sweet n shit and he’s gonna be like “haha literally!” the angel joke will be made it’s been in my head ever since I went “yeah, bad=angel”.

bad and skeppy both wear bandanas around their necks and they swap them out sometimes, it kinda f’s up their set color pallets thingies but whatever it’s for the sake of platonic cuteness it can slide.

the au is has elements inspired to stuff from supernatural because I unfortunately like that show, I’ve already mention how schlatt’s deals are akin to demon deals and I figured I’d also mention au angels are like supernaturals angels. that being that they don’t float around with harps, they have stabby stab sticks and also generally don’t care about humans. with that being said any angel other than bad that might make an appearance would most likely be a huge asshole.

bad does have a sword but he gives it to skeppy at some point because skeps should probably have something to defend himself with and bad can just resign himself to throwing knives because haha cool.

bad and skeppy are kinda like wonder and silvia from the Disney (not) hit show Wonder Over Yonder, where they go around making friends/helping people.

okay okay I’ll stop talking about bad and skeppy now- I just haven’t touched on them as much as I have for the others so it was info dump about them time.

minx is a cool demon lady with a liiiittle too much power but whatever it’s chill (no it isn’t).

schlatts always had weird knowledge over magicy stuff- people born with sigils (things that help them do magic) are just born with it randomly and aren’t often gifted with knowledge of how the magic all works. like sure they can throw water around but that’s about it.

sigil magic can be conducted through runes, which can be carved into things (ex. schlatt carving tunes into his swords so he can do more fancy stuff with his fire powers)

the rune swords r good anyway for schlatt because he could really only do fire stuff through his hands/palms more specifically, and when you’ve got swords in hands that’s kinda hard bro.

anyway now we get into the ~old times~ with young schlatt who was a sword fighter because I guess he had nothing better to do with his life. he was good at it, like Coliseum fight people to the almost death and win way too often all the goddamn time good. and that was just for shits n giggles really.

so the good fighting skillz were what got him into the god killer bunch. minx probably picked him out, looked down at him and went “oh aye look at that guy down there he’s really good at this let’s get em-“

currently unsure of how to say schlatt got his immortality, he certainly wasn’t born an immortal ram guy. I’m thinking of maybe like minx curses him or something- maybe it’s just an all of the bunch thing that happens on some weird outing.

minx has always been immortal though, she’s a timeless demon.

anyway at some point schlatt fuckin drowns and wakes up on an island coughing up gallons of water because you can’t fucking breath if ur lungs r filled to the brim with salt water. (worth noting that was not a pleasant experience)

it’s part of my weird immortality rules- direct murder only is the singular way ur getting outta this mess. pretty much anything else under the sun goes as a “nope ur still getting to live, have fun.”

like charlie- charlie wasn’t part of the god killer bunch he came up years and years after, but schlatt gave him an apple that granted him immortality. charlie ate that apple as a regular human person and ended up (as seen in the immortals mini-reunion comic)one slimey boy in one slimey pit of despair. he fell in it and just became slime which would’ve normally killed him but hey it’s my bat-shit immortality rules so he’s fine. well, as long as you count still being alive but as a weird slime creature fine. whatever he’s alive- that’s the point.

anyway the immortal drowning rules are drowning, then passing out for a good while only to regain conciousness (hopefully somewhere dry) and coughing up the water in your lungs. not breathing can’t exactly kill you but you shouldn’t live with water in your lungs it’s not cool.

jeez I’m a terrible au god aren’t I?

*note to self stop saying anyway all the goddamn time*

as we’re on the topic of water I suppose I should discuss fundy a bit more. as much as I love both fundy and wilbur I’m not exactly sure what I’d be doing with them. they’d be minor characters that would stick around for a while and then get back to whatever it is they do most likely..

fundy should never be in the middle of a deep body of whatever because if he falls off he’s probably gonna fall to the bottom of said body of water and die. ironically if you’ve seen fundys impossible difficulty videos you’ve probable seen the feature where any water you come into proximity with just fuckin disappears, and that’s pretty much what fundys water powers are. he gets close to water and the water just disappears. although I might fix that to where instead of it being a passive always active thing, it’d have to be something he’d bring about himself. or could have it be that it is a passive always active thing but he’d have to concentrate to make it go away— that might work. cuz you know you can’t just NOT have water. okay long fundy paragraph cool I guess.

on to dream and george then-

dream and george grew up in the same general area. they were friends as kids n shit because why the fuck not, they would play in the forest and fight with sticks and be dumb because that’s what kids do. one day dream goes out (probably without George I haven’t decided 100% yet) he’s probably like 5 or 6 and he gets attacked by like a jackass monster or whatever and he gets this weird kinda freaky scar thing. so that’s why he wears the mask- it was at first because the wound was pretty bad and then he just had grown accustomed to it.

I’ll leave it at that because I can’t think of anything else + I’m hungy.

#weird au stuff #dreamwastaken #mcyters #jschlatt #justaminx #skeppy #badboyhalo #fundy #georgenotfound #slimecicle

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feisty-fae · 4 years

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If you still do the flower ask thingys.. 👉👈 𝘼𝙡𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢 𝙜𝙤 :)

HoooH boY hEre we gO-

Alisons: Sexuality?

I sexually identify as a can of beans

Amaranth: Pronouns/Gender?

Cis female she/her

Amaryllis: Birthday?

27 September

Anemone: Favorite flower?

All flowers pretty,, but stargazer lily, rose, dahlia and cherry blossoms

Angelonia: Favorite t.v. show?

I don't watch tv but I'll list some other stuff i like to watch:mha, beastars and aggretsuko

Arum-Lily: What’s the farthest you’d go for a stranger?

Idk depends on scenario??

Aster: What’s one of your favorite quotes?

"Kanye West he likes, fingers in his ass."

Aubrieta: Favorite drink?

Any Milkshakes or smoothies (mostly banana and strawberry for milkshake and p much anything for smoothie)

Baby’s Breath: Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

I've never had kith

Balsam Fir: Have you ever been in love?

Well you see yes but actually no

Baneberries: Favorite song?

I listen to a lot but to keep it short:baby in the kitchen, in my mouth and friends slowed (chase atlantic)

Basket of Gold: Describe your family.

We p chill fam

Beebalm: Do you have a best friend? Who is it?

Irl bestie,, shes not on tumblr lol

Begonia: Favorite color?

PinKKK

But i like most colours

Bellflower: Favorite animal?

Cats,,,,

FoxES,

ANYTHING CUDDLY AND CUTE

Bergenia: Are you a morning or night person?

Night

Black-Eyed Susan: If you could be any animal for a day, what would it be?

I'd be like a doggo bc it would be the most fun i think-

Bloodroots: When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?

I wanted to be a vet but then when my granny asked me "but whos gonna clean up the animal poop?" I was like "eWW pO0pP!" and then decided that mayb i shouldn't be a vet

Bluemink: What are your thoughts on children?

They're either really kind and sweet

Or literal demons from hell

Legit no inbetween

Blazing Stars: What are you afraid of? Is there a reason why?

I'm afraid of lot of things-

Borage: Give a random fact about your childhood.

I was one dumbass bitcg-

Bugleherb: How would you spend your last day on Earth?

Idk eat pizza and cry or smth ajakamkw

Buttercup: Relationship Status?

Single

Camelia: If you could visit anywhere, where would you want to go?

NEW YORKKK, CONCRETE JUNGLE WHERE DREAMS ARE MADE OFFF THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN'T DO NOW YOU'RE IN NEW YOOORKKK

Candytufts: When do you feel most loved?

When someone hugs me or just generally spends time with me

Canna: Do you have any tattoos?

Nop

Canterbury Bells: Do you have any piercings?

I used to have piercings when i was a bab but eHh haven't worn them since and i dont think my ear holes are big enough now-

California Poppy: Height?

4'10 grrr I'm the omega midget and I'll devour ur ankles

Cardinal Flower: Do you believe in ghosts?

Nop

Carnation: What are you currently wearing?

Pant, pink top and black hoodie

Catnip: Have you ever slept with a nightlight?

I think i have??

Chives: Who was the last person you hugged?

My mom and my dad

Chrysanthemum: Who’s the last person you kissed?

I never kith

Cock’s Comb: Favorite font?

I dont have one so imma say sans bc it always looks out of place and makes me laugh-

Columbine: Are you tired?

I feel like screaming and jumping around my room like a crackhead

Common Boneset: What are you looking forward to?

Nothing in particular ig

Coneflower: Dream job?

Smth kinda fun and art or design related hopefully,,,,

Crane’s-Bill: Introvert or extrovert?

Introvert but i also get lonley easily

Crocus: Have you ever been in love?

Nop,,,,

Crown Imperial: What’s the farthest you would go for someone you care about?

I would get run over by 5 monster trucks, jump off a plane, get mauled by 10 bears, get trampled on by a stampede, get brutally tortured for 12 hours straight, yeet myself into the Grand Canyon and then break all my bones with my bare hands if they weren't broken already

Ok basically i care a lot

Cyclamen: Did you have a favorite stuffed animal as a child? What was it?

I had this st bernard plush called Sparky and this lion named Sammy,,

Daffodil: What’s your zodiac sign?

Libra

Dahlia: Have you done anything worth remembering?

My memory is legit so bad it's probably concerning uHHH

Daisy: What do you feel is your greatest accomplishment?

Mayb art??

Daylily: What would you do if your parents didn’t like your partner(s)?

Ehhh i might reason with them and then if they still disagreed I'd just keep the relationship a secret

Dendrobium: Who is the last person that you said “I love you” to?

My parents

False Goat’s Beard: What is something you are good at?

Ehhh arT

Foxgloves: What’s something you’re bad at?

EhhHh everything that isn't art-

Freesia: What are three good things that have happened in the past month?

Oh boy here comes my shitty memory-

Hmmm

Idk but I'm mostly happy that I've been more social and stuff and i feel like im kinda coming out of my shell a bit

Not sure what to say for other 2 bc nothing in particular has really happend?

Garden Cosmos: How was your day today?

Ehhh oK??

Gardenia: Are you happy with where you’re at in your life?

Mayhapsn't

Gladiolus: What is something you hope to do in the next year or two?

I hope to pass all my exams and get an okish job mayb

Glory-of-the-Snow: What are ten things that make you happy/you’re grateful to have in your life?

1.fRIENBS ILY MY HABIBIS

2. Fammm

3. eHhh yummy food,,

4. Drawing and uhhh art

5. EPIC MUTUALS

6. Ok idk what else aside from like serious stuff like house and etc.-

Heliotropium: What helps you calm down when you feel stressed?

Drawing, crying, venting to a friend/parent

Hellebore: How do you show affection?

Hugssss,kith,cuddle, *draws u stuff*

Hoary Stock: What are you proudest of?

MmmmmMy aRRt?

Hollyhock: Describe your ideal day.

Wake up

Don't go to school

Vibe with friends

Sleeb

Hyacinth: What do you like to do in your free time?

MmMmMM aRT-

Hydrangea: How long have you known your best friend? How did you meet them?

Ehh 8yrs? We met in hell school

Irises: Who can you talk to about (almost) everything?

Friendos

Mom

Laceleaf: How many friends do you have?

6..?? Aa idk theres some people that idk if they'd consider me a friend or not,,

Lantanas: What’s the best compliment you’ve ever received?

Idk any compliment is best compliment for me,,

Larkspur: What do you think of yourself?

Ew yucky gröss

Lavender: What’s your favorite thing about yourself?

m y a r t

Also my hair bc its soft and wavy,,

Leather Flower: What’s your least favorite thing about yourself?

Everything else-

Lilac: What’s something you liked to do as a child?

Climb trees and do dumb shit

Lily: Who was your best friend when you were a kid?

Same irl bestie i mentioned before

Lily of the Incas: What is something you still feel guilty for?

MmmmmmMMM,,,

Lily of the Nile: What is something you feel guilty for that you shouldn’t feel guilty about?

MMMmMMmMMMMmmmMMm,,,,,,

Lupine: What does your name mean? Why is that your name?

Well I chose Fae bc i thought it sounded pretty

Marigold: Where did you grow up? Tell us about it.

Idk what to rlly say lmao

Morning Glory: What was your bedroom like growing up?

Kinda the same but i had toys everywhere-

Also when i was like 5 i had this legit fucking cursed thomas the tank engine shaped bed that i actually found a pic of but it's FUCKING HORRIFYING SO I PROBS WONT SHOW HERE-

Mugworts: What was it like for you as a teenager? Did you enjoy your teenage years?

EW BEING A TEENAGER SUCKS ASS HOW DO I UNDO????

Norwegian Angelica: Tell us about your mom.

Hi mom ily ur epic

Onions: Tell about your dad.

Hi dad ily ur epic

Orchid: Tell about your grandparents.

Omg i miss my grannies sm bc i couldn't see em this year bc nasty pandemic

Pansy: What was your most memorable birthday? What made it be so memorable?

Haha shit memory gor brrRR-

I don't really remember too many specific parties but when i was like 7-10 i had these epic parties in those birthday places with the giant play areas

I kinda wish i wasn't too old to go to them sobs

Peony: What was your first job?

I haven't had a job yet

Petunia: If you’re in a relationship, how did you meet your partner(s)? If you’re not in a relationship, how did you meet your crush/how do you hope to meet your future partner(s), if you want any?

Hmmmm idk? I haven't really thought abt that but i don't really mind i just wanna find someone to vibe with,,

Pincushion: How do you deal with pain?

I cri

Pink: Where is home?

Home is home home

Plantain Lilies: If you could go back in time, what is one thing you would stop/change?

Now where do i start...

Prairie Gentian: Who is someone you look up to? Describe them.

I look up to people that are kind, caring, brave, funny, cool or stronger than me ig?

Primrose: Describe your ideal life.

Basically my current life minus school, stress,pandemic and responsibilities lmao

Rhodendron: What is something you used to believe in as a child?

I used to believe in ghosts after i thought i encountered one

Ricinus: Who’s the most important in your life?

Hermmmst

Rose: What’s your favorite sound?

Peoples laughsss also music

Rosemallows: What’s your favorite memory?

Bro i dont have one,, my aphantasia makes it hard for me to remember stuff-

Sage: What’s your least favorite memory?

Snapdragon: At this moment, what do you want?

I wantttt better chargersss thattt donttt telll meee thatt myyy tablett will finishh chargingg innn 1 dayy andd 7 hoursss

St. John’s Wort: Is it easy or difficult for you to express how you feel about things?

Kinda difficult but im opening up more

Sunflower: What is something you don’t want to imagine life without?

fRIENDS,,,,,wAh

Sweet Pea: How much sleep did you get last night?

8 hrs

Tickseed: What’s your main reason to get up every morning?

Idk ig i kinda have to go to school and do stuff

Touch-Me-Not: How do you feel about your current job?

Non existant

Transvaal Daisy: What’s your favorite item of clothing?

My black and white stripy top, and all my hoodiess

Tropical White Morning Glory: Describe your aesthetic.

I don't think i have just one aesthetic bc im drawn to so many different aesthetics at the same time-

Like vintage, neon, dark, spoopy, pastel, cute, etc etc

Tulip: What would be the best present to get you?

OMG I LEGIT JUST SCREAM AT ANYTHING ANYONE GIVES ME-

IF SOMEONE GOES OUT OF THEIR WAY TO MAKE ME SMTH I CRY,,

Vervain: What’s stressing you out most right now?

🤏

Wisteria: How many books have you read in the past few months? What were they called?

I haven't been reading anythinggg

But i should really finish reading Percy Jackson bc it do be picking up dust-

Wolf’s Bane: Where do you want to be in life this time next year?

Everywhere

Yarrow: Do you know what vore is?

Mmm yummy 👅

Zinnia: Give a random fact about yourself.

I am currently living and breathing yes

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havocmadden · 5 years

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S I D E A — P R I N C E S S E S D O N ’ T C R Y L I S T E N H E R E

S I D E B — Q U E E N O F M E A N L I S T E N H E R E

princesses don't cry — aviva ❝ cause a princess doesn't cry / a princess doesn't cry / over monsters in the night / don't waste our precious time / on boys with pretty eyes / a princess doesn't cry / a princess doesn't cry / burning like a fire / you feel it all the time / but wipe your teary eyes. ❞

the garden — mirah ❝ oh oh i really wanted that thing / i just want to sing / ‘i love you baby / won't you bring / all the flowers you / find out in the garden / don't tell me the truth / that your heart has hardened’ / but you don't want me anymore / how can it be / look what you've done to me. ❞

prom queen — molly kate kestner ❝ god save the prom queen / teenage daydream / just another dressed up heartbreak / god save the prom queen / only eighteen / turned her tears to diamonds in her crown. ❞

you should see me in a crown — billie eilish ❝ you should see me in a crown / i'm gonna run this nothing town / watch me make 'em bow / one by one by one / one by one by / you should see me in a crown / your silence is my favorite sound / watch me make 'em bow / one by one by one / one by one by / count my cards, watch them fall / blood on a marble wall / i like the way they all scream / tell me which one is worse / living or dying first. ❞

hey little girl — sophiemarie.b ❝ i want you to feel bad when you go to sleep / i hope you're sad when you remember me / and feel bad for all you did to me / i hope you lie there in your misery / hey little girl you'll never believe / there's a ghost inside of you / but it's hidden too deep / hey little girl you'll never imagine / when you get a little older / you'll get abandoned / hey little girl you know smoking kills / you don't really care / 'cause you love how it feels / hey little girl you're falling apart / you don't really care / 'cause they broke your heart. ❞

queen — loren gray ❝ you can call me a princess all you like / 'cause you love to keep me helpless by your side / but that ain't what i want, i'ma show you / i'ma show you how to treat me like a queen / boy, you better bow down on your knees / can i get a ‘yes, your majesty’? / so treat me like a queen / boy, you better bow down on your knees / can i get a ‘yes, your majesty’? ❞

starring role — marina and the diamonds ❝ you don't love me / big fucking deal / i'll never tell you how i feel / you don't love me / not a big deal / i'll never tell you how i feel / it almost feels like a joke to play out a part / when you are not the starring role in someone else's heart / you know i'd rather walk alone / than play a supporting role / if i can't get the starring role. ❞

savage — bahari ❝ when you touch me you take me to heaven / when you hold me my body's a weapon / if you think that you can save me, break me down, and tame me / here's your chance to do some damage / savage. ❞

i want it all — natalie taylor ❝ i wanted beautiful things / diamond rings, diamonds rings / i get what i want / i live just to get what i want / i want it all. ❞

grrls — aviva ❝ blameless i'll shatter through the glare / make it, take it, they won't share / i can't fake it, i'll just make it on my own / i can't blame them, i'll just maim them on my throne / i can't fake it, i'll just make it on my own / i can't blame them, i just got to get to my throne / i am the latest colors, i sing the newest songs / i read all the lyrics, so i can sing along / i am the latest colors, i stand above my throne / waiting for an invite to never come along. ❞

white horse — taylor swift ❝ stupid girl / i should have known / i should have known / that i'm not a princess / this ain't a fairy tale / i'm not the one you'll sweep off her feet / lead her up the stairwell / this ain't hollywood / this is a small town / i was a dreamer before you went and let me down / now it's too late for you / and your white horse to come around. ❞

angry too — lola blanc ❝ i don't wanna be controlled by the past / boy if you were me could you really blame me? / would it make you crazy / cause another and another coming up out of the gutter / till i'm drowning in an ocean of entitled motherfuckers / and they're pushing all my buttons / but they never seem to wonder why / another and another ask each other / does it get your blood boiling / does it make you see red? / do you wanna destroy it / does it get in your head? / cause it gets my blood boiling and i'm coming unglued / it would hit you like poison if you knew what i knew / you would be angry too / calm down girl why you so mad? / why's your heart gone / oh good girl why you upset? / guess they have forgotten what they did. ❞

dear society — madison beer ❝ diets that i shouldn't try / it feels like social suicide / and honestly, it's cyanide, i'm 'bout to die / been 21 since 17, thanks to all the magazines / man, sometimes, i just wanna scream and break my screen / i'm a natural disaster / but even after all that i do / it's you who's gonna be the death of me / and none of this matters / baby, it's you, it's you / you're bad for my health / i should probably get some help / i can't control myself / i'm addicted to the hell / my heart is getting sick from the tar that's on your lips / yeah, you're bad for my health / you should hurt somebody else. ❞

i did something bad — taylor swift ❝ i can feel the flames on my skin / crimson red paint on my lips / if a man talks shit then i owe him nothing / i don't regret it one bit 'cause he had it coming / they say i did something bad / then why's it feel so good? / they say i did something bad / but why's it feel so good? / most fun i ever had / and i'd do it over and over and over again if i could / it just felt so good. ❞

last night’s mascara — brynn cartelli ❝ that dude i was kissing / nah, he didn't love me / he was on every varsity team / i need a little attention just to forget you / even though tomorrow no one will remember a thing but now / now i still don't understand how / i've got last night's mascara still on my face / i kinda knew that there'd be trouble / but i did it anyway / i swear i used to be innocent / you held my hand / i don't remember how i got here / i don't remember what i said / but i've got last night's mascara / last night's mascara / yeah, i still got last night's mascara on somehow. ❞

villians, part one — emma blackery ❝ but my body is bored of being torn apart / and i've done this to myself / so if you're thinking of stealing the last love i have / then you're thinking of stealing somebody else / turn the lights down low / if this is how i go / i'll tell them that the villains on my list / they're what turned me into this / so i'll go / i'm better off alone / run and tell them that the villains on my list / they're the reason i've been pulled so low. ❞

homecoming queen — kelsey ballerini ❝ been so good at smiling / most of your life / look damn good in the dress / zipping up the mess / dancing with your best foot forward / does it get hard to have to play the part? / nobody's feeling sorry for ya / but what if i told you the world wouldn't end / if you started showing what's under your skin / what if you let 'em all in on the lie? / even the homecoming queen cries. ❞

castle — halsey ❝ i'm headed straight for the castle / they wanna make me their queen / and there's an old man sitting on the throne / that's saying that i probably shouldn't be so mean / i'm headed straight for the castle / they've got the kingdom locked up / and there's an old man sitting on the throne / that's saying i should probably keep my pretty mouth shut / straight for the castle. ❞

little girl — faith marie ❝ take a walk, clear your head, breath in, count to ten / cause on the first page of life written in red / you'll never make it here if you don't learn how to bend / don't speak unless you're spoken to, little girl / someday you will find your place in the world / but ladies don't get dirty / someday you'll learn to fill the empty space with empty faith. ❞

burn the witch — emma blackery ❝ i'm a liar, i'm a bitch / and you and i have unfinished business / narcissistic hypocrite / and i'm petty as hell but at least i admit it / blow my phone up, say i'm crazy / i know know what you've called me lately / it's time to burn the witch. ❞

princess — fletcher ❝ we've all been told when we were little / we could grow up and live a fairy tale / but no one ever bothered telling us that / the storybook ending never started out well / why's there always gotta be a hero? / what if cinderella had to save herself? / it's not like we don't need a little help / but maybe it's a good thing to go through a little hell. ❞

don’t make me — melinda ❝ never was built to be this way / but turns out the villain is fun to play / your hollywood romance, extra and sappy, but / spoiler alert: the ending ain't happy / eggshells crack beneath your feet / the ugly truth is bittersweet / so dress it up in fancy clothes / but we both know how this goes / don't make me be the bad guy. ❞

#descendantsedit #audrey descendants #disney descendants #sarah jeffrey #audrey disney descendants #audrey daughter of sleeping beauty #princess audrey rose #audrey rose #mine : edits #mine : playlists #tbt #this formatting took me like three hours because tumblr doesn't have a stupid fucking paragraph alignment setting :)

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symplegades · 7 years

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i’m gonna do one of those old facebook note quiz things from 2010

Are you ready to answer these questions honestly even if it starts to get hard? ya How old is the last person you kissed on the lips? 27 Who was the last person you had a face to face conversation with? my best friend from undergrad What were you doing at 12 am last night? getting into bed/falling asleep Does the person you like, like you back? um i hope so!!!!!!! we share a bed????? Have you ever walked away from someone who was yelling at you? unclear. maybe but i think i’d be too squeamish to do that, i’d just stand there and cry Do you ignore people when you're mad/upset with them? nah i always have to talk it out either with them or someone else, and both options usually end in me getting over it/getting closure and going back to normal Did you kiss or hug anyone in the last 48 hours? yep When you say you don't care do you mean it? i don’t say i don’t care very much, so i guess when i say it i do mean it? i’ll have to pay attention next time Do you plan on sleeping in tomorrow? yep Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed? nah i kissed mike while he was still covered in shaving cream it was yikes Have you ever cried cause you were so mad? oh absolutely, like 100% of the time What's your favourite color? cool colors. <-- what i wrote in 2010 but still true What color is your shirt? grey with purple lettering What do you hear? netflix, i’m watching this movie ~out of the dark~ Last person of the opposite sex you gave a hug to? actually my friend kevin from grad school! i just ran into him at work Are you sitting or standing? sitting. <-- also written in 2010, also still true Are you keeping a secret from anyone? um probably Have you ever kissed someone in the rain? ya Have you kissed someone with braces? yes. <-- i don’t remember that but apparently yes Are you short? ok in 2010 i wrote yes but i think i’m actually pretty average or even taller than average. maybe i was shorter in 10th grade What would your last name be if you were married to the last person you texted? ok i just texted like 3 people at once. i guess velez Last picture comment was from? did this mean, like, on myspace or facebook? idk who was the last person to comment on my fb photos. oh actually you know what a friend of a friend went through all my public posts including photos and commented on all of it and it was rly offputting, so that’s who How was your day overall? p good, i applied to 2 jobs and got called back for a second interview for another job (FINALLY) Do you think that someone is thinking about you right now? probably SOMEONE in the world. maybe my ma Have you ever kissed anyone within an hour of meeting them? ok mike tried to kiss me after our first date but i was like no that is creepy. and looking back i’m like aw so sweet we shoulda kissed! but no it was still uncomfy that he was trying to kiss me a very short time after we first met Are you anyone's first love? pls. sure i guess, people in high school. Could you handle living together with the last person who texted you? lol maybe? i’ve never considered it. prolly we could find agreements/common ground So, the person you like, their name starts with a B, doesn't it? it does not. <-- still true Is the person you last texted single? negative. <-- also still true Do you think age matters in relationships? i mean it’s totally dependent on context. we talking about 16 and 18 year olds or 16 and 32 year olds? i guess it always MATTERS it just depends on how it matters, like being similar ages kinda matters bc you’ve had similar life experiences at similar points in history and being very different ages matters bc you gotta wonder what’s going on. but once you’re over like, 25 i feel like bigger age gaps are more acceptable depending on what’s going on in folks lives. idk. How is your hair right now? it’s okay, up in a pony. actually i thought it was in a bun but i just touched it and it is a pony, usually it’s a bun when i’m home Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with? nah he’s cool, although sometimes i have trouble following his thought process Where was your default picture taken? my prof pic on fb was taken at columbia Who's the last person you took a picture with? yikes, ahhhh... probably mike. Are you waiting for something? a job!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How did you get your last bruise? who knows. <-- still true. i’m not sure i currently have any bruises? Do you believe in love? yes. <-- still true What are your plans for the summer? ikea with sami tomorrow, permit on monday, kate's birthday party monday night, possibly beach with em sara hayley + meg on tuesday, dermatologist on wednesday, california with sami from friday to tuesday, one week home, to maine for 2 weeks, one week home to schedule driving time and finish summer reading and find a job. wooo!

^^^^^sorry i just wanna preserve that 2010 message bc it’s so wholesome and high school-ish and carefree.

my actual summer plans are just intense job hunting and getting a job. then maybe planning a trip home or to maine, then planning a china trip but probably won’t happen this summer. What was your first thought this morning? wa wa why is my alarm going off Have you kissed anyone this month? ya Could you date someone taller than you? sure Is there anything in your past that you'd like to try again? uhhh. yeah i’m sure there are things i didn’t do great. idk? Have you ever gotten butterflies from someone? oh yes. <-- lol wtf? “oh yes”? ya sure idk Do you like waking up in the morning to find that you have new texts? sometimes. i think when i was younger it was more exciting but now i’m kinda relieved when i wake up and don’t have notifications. Ever had braces? nope. <-- still true Do you enjoy Taco Bell or McDonalds? i haven’t eaten either in ages even tho i want to but i know i’ll just get diarrhea. but i’d probably get mcdonalds given the choice Have you ever walked on the beach at night? oh yes. <-- oh yes?? anyway the most prominent “walking on the beach at night” story was when i was on spring break with my friends in ghana (or maybe we were in togo?) and we got stuck in this beach house like a mile down this deserted beach and it was like 2am and we’re walking and all super scared bc we’re a bunch of american girls in a foreign land and then 2 random dudes come out of nowhere and we’re all like NO LEAVE US ALONE and they somehow follow us to our house? and like try to come in? and we’re all f r e a k i n g out bc we’re afraid they’re gonna attack us but then my friend who is naive and trusting opens the door and we’re all screaming like DON’T OPEN THE DOOR but then i guess he just asked if we like... needed matches or something. anyway it was a lot What were you doing at 2AM this morning? sleeping. <-- still true Let me guess, your last incoming call was from the opposite sex? nope it was mike’s mom Has a girl sat on your bed before? yes although actually i don’t think that has happened in this apartment? no one ever really goes in the bedroom except mike and me. but maybe in the old apartment girls had sat on my bed before. What were you doing 45 minutes ago? chatting with my friend and getting my thread organized Ever kissed anyone 18 or older? lol ya Math or English? womp. english? i’m poop at math now i haven’t taken it since i was a freshman in undergrad Do you have any twins in your family? i don’t think so, which is surprising bc it’s a pretty big family Are you shy? depends on the setting and how comfy i am feeling Are you close with your siblings ? meh depends on the day. i think sometimes my middle sister mom’s me too much/nags me/treats me like a baby. You'd say "Fuck you" to your ex, ain't I right? which ex? i mean probably not, what’s the point? How you feeling? kinda hungry Will you ever run away and get married in Las Vegas with no notifications to either of your families? lol nooooooooo What do you think of boyfriends/girlfriends calling each other by food names? i think it is hilar and i wish mike and i did it If you're single, then why don't you get a boyfriend/girlfriend ? not single but also this question unnecessarily adheres to the gender binary also even if i was single i don’t need a partner heck! When was the last time you were craving to get drunk? wah not in a while, i can’t hold my alcohol and mike doesn’t drink so it’s not very fun I don't know about you, but I like saying "fuck" a lot. Do you? not like a LOT. when appropriate Do you think you'll be one of those people that will get a divorce in the future? eep i hope not? does anyone consider themselves “one of those people”? Who did you last hug? my best friend from undergrad Have you ever done something that was really bad for yourself? dur Is it worth crying over a guy or a girl? i mean... crying is crying. it’s not a question of worth it or not. if you wanna cry then cry Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you? ya but we’d need to do a lot of emotional repair Has the last person you texted ever been mad at you before? oh absolutely i was trying to pretend that i wasn’t running horribly late but i was and i made her stand around for so long and she was pissed Has someone ever called you at midnight on your birthday? probably Are you wearing pants? shorts. does that count? <-- same Would you date someone twenty years older than you? womp not right now i’d feel a bit yikes. maybe if i was like 60 and they were 80 or something. it feels better to me if we’re both old lol Is your birthday in less than 6 months? nah Would you ever quit a bad habit for someone? i did actually! i was still smoking a bit when mike and i got together and he really hated it/asked me to stop Have you ever felt guilty about something you didn’t do? oh absolutely lol i feel lots of emotions about everything Do looks matter the most to you? nah Are you looking forward to tomorrow? meh Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to? yeah! What are you doing after this? probably gonna make french fries Is something bothering you? unemployment ;( Three days from now, will you be in a relationship? i don't even know if i'm in a relationship NOW. <-- o shit 2010 alicia??? wyd?? you good???

anyway ya i hope so Has someone ever made a promise with you and broke it? i’m sure Will your next kiss be a mistake? hope not! Do you think you can last in a relationship for 3 months? we goin on 3 years here so Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? mommy. <-- still true!! we literally talk every day if not multiple times a day. Are you trying to avoid liking somebody at the moment? nope! What are you doing tomorrow? sigh probably clean... apply for another job. cross stitch lol What was your last thought before you went to bed last night? he still likes me (: <-- i’m so sad for 2010 me. what is going on? i’m so sad.

and i have no clue what my last thought was, i think i was wondering if mike wanted me to stop leaning on his arm Do you get along more with girls or guys? girls are beautiful and perfect and guys are yikes until proven otherwise next Do you remember who you liked on New Years? lol ya this same guy Have you ever intentionally pissed someone off? probably? Is there someone on your mind that shouldn't be? nah The person you fell hardest for calls, what do you say? hey!!! how's phoenix?! why are you talking to me and not your arizona brethren? <-- ooooooooooh it’s when i dated this white missionary boy who i loved so much but he def did not love me but i was like, just totally infatuated. my best friend from high school refers to this boy as my renaissance bc i after dating him i started dating much cuter people lol

um anyway it’s hard to quantify who i fell hARDEST for i guess? i mean i’m currently in the process of marrying mike so i think he wins. if he called i would ask how bar night was and when the transformers movie is starting bc he got free tix from work Do you think someone has feelings for you? lol he better Have you done anything sneaky lately? hm hm. i don’t think sneaky. Do you find smoking unattractive? sigh i shouldn’t but i do think it makes ppl look sooooo COOL Do you still talk to the last person you kissed? ya we like live together How many cigarettes have you smoked today? zero. <-- still true! Kissed someone who's name started with an N? hmmmmm. when i studied abroad i kissed a LOT of people so i’m sure one of their names started with N When was the last time something bothered you? lol what? constantly? Was last night terrible? nah it was good just a quick turnaround of getting home and going to bed. i ate a lot of watermelon which was gr8 What does your hair look like right now? pony-ish First person to speak to you in '09? lmfao damn i’m dating myself. idfk. Are you afraid of losing the last person you talked to? i mean, i’m not worried about losing them, but yes i’d be afraid or upset if i lost them Are you basically a happy person? i hope so! Do you wish you could take things back? meh. no regerts and all that Have you ever wondered what life would be like without your best friends? omg what?? no?? it would be terrible?? Last person to make you seriously mad? prolly bigots Be honest, are you starting to gain feelings towards anyone? i’m like 3 years in so Do you think relationships are even worth it? well fuck i hope so lol Does anyone completely understand you? i mean no one will ever ~~completely~~ understand me but ya i have lots of people i am close to and whom i trust a lot Did you hug anyone in the last 48 hours? yep! Can you recall the last time you liked someone a lot? lol yes smh Where do you see your ex in 5 years? sigh i have a lot of ex’s don’t put me on blast like this. a few of them are already married so. idk. employed? Your ex runs into you and hugs you, what do you do? which. one. actually it doesn’t rly matter bc if any of them did that i’d be like wat Who was your last missed call from? my dad, we were playing phone tag on father’s day Did you have any unread text messages this morning when you woke up? yeah one from my best friend from high school saying “wtf” bc i told him about how rats can eat snakes if you’re not paying attention when you feed your snek When you and your friends are out and about do you usually get dirty looks? wut? i mean no but probably when i was a teen or preteen we were annoying and did get dirty looks Are you easily scared by horror/thriller films? i lOOOve these films but if it’s about like home invasions i get scared, or like things that live in your house Favorite fruit? god i love fruit. raspberries, applies, cherries (but i’m allergic now :(((((((( ), melon, oranges, the whole shebang. When someone says "we need to talk," what runs through your mind? yikes.com What are your chances of getting with your crush? smh i think they’re pretty good Who did you talk to on the phone last, and why? mom bc i was walking home and wanted to chat with her Do you always answer your phone? yes always Ever worn something of the opposite sex's clothing? dur Which do you enjoy more, to eat or sleep? lmao ahhhhhh i guess eat. Is there a member of the opposite sex on your mind? i mean, yes i have a partner who is a man who i love dearly but he’s not like ALWAYS on my mind, like rn i’m not rly thinking about him but i do care for him a lot and think of him often/want to share most things with him Do you believe your latest ex thinks about you? who??... is my latest ex...... either that aaron guy from okcupid or -- omg CONNOR sigh omg poor boy i hope he’s okay. i hope he doesn’t think about me omg Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night? mike Do you know anyone who would just drop everything to come see you? i mean what’s EVERYTHING... like within reason yeah Your best friend tells you, you have a drug problem, you say? ah i love you and we will get through this lets research our options together

#WEW THAT WAS SUPER LONG #enter at your own risk #smh that was soooooo long #did people actually read these when i did them in 2010?

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monicccalml-blog · 7 years

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Important note: I am not English or anything so sorry for any spelling/grammar mistakes

Kesha’s newest album came out on 11 Augustus 2017. Of course I know Kesha, she sang famous songs like: ‘Tic Tok’, ‘Die Young’ and ‘We R Who We R’ I also know that Kesha had a really hard time because of a man named Dr Luke, he is a horrible man and Kesha took him to court but all her charges were dismissed. Well, this is her comeback album: It has 14 tracks but first, let’s look at the cover art. The cover art gives me space vibes, she is literally in space and has a bunch of UFO’s on the ceiling. Kesha herself appears to be standing in water completely nude. There is also a line around her, could be the feeling of being trapped. But I have no clue what that eye is doing there on the right. Kesha seems to be looking at a bright light or she is moving towards it, the light could be meaning ‘freedom’. Also on the left the room she is in seems to be melting away. On to the tracks on the album! Track 1: Bastards. Starting the album off with a slow and meaningful song is something I did not expect but she did it with a good song. The guitar gives me old Kesha vibes because she is a country artist and knows how to play the guitar. The song Is really meaningful and I love how Kesha is being honest with us: ‘Don’t let the bastards bring you down, don’t let the assholes wear you out.’ She really is hitting the high notes at the right places, I notice that Kesha has been working on her vocals because I didn’t expect this from her at all and I’m loving it. She is shutting her haters down with this song! ‘I’ve been underestimated my whole life. I know people gonna talk shit (tututu dum).’ I love the tututu dum she adds in the end, she makes it seem like it isn’t a big deal and she is just... mentioning it. I am really loving the song and I feel like this song wouldn’t be the same if Kesha didn’t hit those high notes. Just when I was about to get bored with the strumming of the guitar Kesha adds a more instrumental and powerful outro letting the song keep its edge and the Childs play again with singing: ‘La la la la la la eh’ The song is telling us to not let haters get to us and Kesha is mentioning that she also gets hate from people and that she just doesn’t care anymore which I love. track 2: Let ‘Em Talk featuring The Eagles of Death Metal. Electric guitars in the beginning, I love the electric guitar so I’m here for it. Kesha is going full force in the song, again hitting high notes with some words like ‘baby’. The beginning was good but the chorus is really funky, telling us to just live our lives and let people just talk about it. This is old school Kesha and this song is a real bop. The way she says ‘Do’ after the chorus gives the song life, really, if she wouldn’t have said it like this it would have lost its touch. I love how with the influence of The Eagles of Death Metal the song has a rock side to it but still manages to contain its country side. The song is really catchy but to be honest I wouldn’t want to listen to this for more times than 5 times, it will lose its touch if you’ll put it on repeat. Track 3: Woman featuring The Dap-Kings Horns I know this is a single on the album and I like the beginning already, Kesha telling the man ‘okay shut up’. She again has a special way of saying a word, this time with ‘woman’. I also love the laughing vocals, It suites the song. I feel like this is the ‘Independent Woman’ of the 2010′s: ‘I buy my own things, I pay my own bills’ but this is edgier with the lyric ‘I’m a motherfucking woman baby that’s right, I don’t need a man to be holding me to tight.’ I also love it when she says ‘don’t touch my weave’, it makes the song more relatable to a lot of people and gives the song a funny side. Wow, the song also uses trumpets, It really in the background but that makes it even better. I really like this song, it gives everyone a feeling of empowerment and it’s an amazing song. What are those things at the end of the song? It feels like someone is laughing but it also sounds like a seagull... maybe a seagull that’s laughing? Yes probably. Track 4: Hymm Again a softer song, no guitars or trumpets this time. Kesha’s voice really suits this style to be honest. This chorus gives me life, it makes me close my eyes and enjoy this song. I really like the lyric on this album! ‘I know that I’m perfect, even though I’m fucked up.’ What is this song even about? A hymm for how we live? So basically this is just a song about living your life, I don’t care actually I really like the song. It’s so soft but Kesha’s voice really changes it, she is reaching for notes in the end and it’s great. This really is a different Kesha, I’m not used to hearing this. Why is there not a music video for this song? This is the first song that has vibes from the cover art.

Track 5: Praying Ah the lead single of the album, this is Kesha’s comeback song with strong vocals and a deep message. In the music video Kesha is playing the piano, I didn’t know she could play the piano, that’s amazing. This song is 100% about that asshole Dr Luke. So she is telling him that she is ‘thankful’ for him giving her fire and strength, she hopes he is changing his soul and being a better person and that he’ll find peace. Wow this is amazing and what a comeback song! it’s just her and piano and some violins in the background, it is a really beautiful song. The backing vocals give me a opera vibe but I may be reaching. I feel like she is going to hit mad notes because she is building up to something in the bridge, her voice becomes stronger and deeper and the piano chords are pressed in harder. Geez that high note! Kesha really did that, this high note will go down in history as one of the best high notes, damn can she also do this live? I hope so. After the high note everything drastically changed and now drums are added. The way she said Praying in the end is so soft and great. That is an amazing comeback song and I think no one expected this from the country girl. Track 6: Learn to Let Go The intro involves hard drums so I’m guessing this song will also be a bit edgy. The instruments are more pushed forward then Kesha’s vocals and I think they should have balanced it. But in the chorus it is actually suitable but I can’t even hear what she says before ‘demons inside me.’ This is another anthem for people, Kesha really became that girl. Kesha changes her vocals in the chorus but she changes it so it goes one in one with the song and also with the fact that she is also saying a lot in one sentence, girl when do you breath. In the bridge I just love the way she says ‘why’, also giving the some something extra. I love the build up to the last chorus, I feel like that last chorus is known for being epic and Kesha did a great job with that. The song is great on its own but I think it is not that good compared to the past songs on this album, but not every song can be flawless and everyone has a different taste. Kesha does a great job in keeping this album still fun to listen to, it’s a kind of album you put on and out of nowhere the album is finished without you noticing. Maybe I’m saying this to quickly because I am only at track 6. Track 7: Finding You

Guitars are back! So this is Kesha’s first love song... oh ‘and forget we’re dying.’ This is then a song about a relationship that is breaking apart. No it’s about love XD. This is a sweet song, she is saying that even after the life she will find her lover. I just love the way Kesha is expressing her feelings in the album ‘so when I say forever it’s the goddamn truth.‘ Kesha is really showing that you can make a bop with little use of instruments, the drums are following 1 pattern and in the chorus they change a bit, in the end the guitar disappears and some piano chords are used. I really wonder of this love song is Kesha’s real experience or just a song she wrote. This song is so sweet, deep and real, Kesha knows what she is doing.

Track 8: Rainbow Yes a slow song with the piano again. I had to pause the song a bit to catch my breath. The text is so deep and empowering, this is a song that will help you through hard times and the rainbow theme makes me think of Cyndi Lauper’s song True Colors. I feel like this song is more about the message behind and the instruments so Kesha’s vocals will just be ‘normal’. This song is not only about your demons but about saying that you are stronger then the demons and that you are a star. Great job with this song Kesha, during the interlude I started crying. Kesha had a hard time and she is telling that she is happier now and that we need to celebrate life with her. Track 9: Hunt You Down The title itself sounds funny, she is gonna hunt someone down. The Country is back and I’m liking that. This song is again about not wanting to be owned by someone, like woman. Omg she is yodelling, this is so random and amazing. Oh I understand, she doesn’t want to be called baby or those sugar names but she does want to be his favourite person, that is relatable I love it. Okay she is telling him she never killed someone, I love how I don’t even find it weird because of the country vibe. ‘If you’ll fuck around, I’m gonna hunt you down.’ That says enough. She is saying she sees everything he does... aka she hacked his Insta, facebook, twitter, whatsapp. This song is really swingy and then you start laughing because of the lyric. In the bridge Kesha really doesn’t finish her sentences and it is kinda annoying but I forgive her because this song is really funky. I KNEW she was gonna include a conversation in the song. Just imagine your lover coming to you and saying ‘I love you, don’t make me kill you.‘ In any other case then Kesha, run. Track 10: Boogie Feet featuring The Eagles of Death Metal You immediately hear the Eagles of Death Metal are in this because the electric guitars are back. Kesha is changing her voice again! ‘alright.’ I feel like Kesha had a lot of fun with this song. I also like the ‘talking vocals’, something different with a really different tone then in the beginning of the song. She is talking about Pepsi and you hear a can open, this song is really extra. Her vocals sound like she is singing that part while grabbing her nose and blocking the nostrils. They are really giving Kesha a lot of vocal effects. I really like the part ‘Dance with me, dance with me please.’ And then a man that repeats that sentence. The second part of the chorus is really good (After the first time she says ‘dance with me dance with me please.’) After ‘are you scared of these boogie feet’ the drums goes crazy and then it just stops. I don’t really like the way she is singing some parts here but the chorus is really catchy. I have a love/hate relationship with this song.

Track 11: Boots

I thought this song was gonna be country but it’s not. It’s mysterious and it really makes me want to hear the rest of the song. The drums again giving the song life! Okay she is saying she is becoming fucked up a lot and every time her boyfriend is next to her. This song is the first sexual song and I like that because now a lot of song is about sex, not that it’s bad but Kesha has different subjects for her song which I like. This song has something but I can’t figure out what yet, maybe the mysterious vibe and the way Kesha sounds. I like the part after she says Boots a lot. Kesha being cheesy calling herself a kitty because she has claws, lol. She just wants her guy to satisfy her I think. the beat of this song is so amazing and without this beat I would hate this song.

Track 12: Old Flames (Can’t Hold a Fire To You) featuring Dolly Parton No way Dolly Parton?! A country icon! I love this song already, I didn’t know Dolly Parton was still active, she is 71! You go girl. Anyway... The beginning has electric guitars and drums, I thought this was going to be a typical country song to be honest. Dolly Parton just screamed/moaned in the intro, this is going to be an edgy song. When Kesha started singing the instruments just stopped, interesting. I was like ‘what is happening in the background’ but it was just Dolly Parton singing in the background. There is a banjo-like instrument in the background and I find that a great addition to the song. What is the song about? I don’t even understand the title let alone the lyric at this moment. Kesha’s and Dolly’s voices sound amazing together, Kesha is singing in a low tone and Dolly in a high tone. The fun thing is that Kesha is starting to sing a sentence and after 1 word Dolly hops in and sings along, it sounds like she keeps forgetting she is suppose to sing. The song is really not edgy, electric guitars and drums are the main instruments but it is slow and soothing. Dolly Parton still has that beautiful voice at age 71. And now Kesha is in the background. I’m so loving this duet, it’s better than expected, I have no clue what the song is about but they are performing it so well. Bravo to the both of them! The ending is that ending you need to stand up and clap.

Track 13: Godzilla

A slow song again. Lol what is this song about: ‘What do you get if you take Godzilla to the mall.’ Oh this song is suppose to be sad and I feel bad for laughing. Kesha is again singing ’la di da di da di da’ like she is singing about the most normal subject ever. A slow song with again only guitars and piano but this is meaningful and funny at the same time because who sings about Godzilla. Kesha is friends with Godzilla and tries for Godzilla to meet her mother. Godzilla is only tame if he has pizza and videogames, so she caught bigfoot and tamed him with pizza and videogames, I’m here for these lyric. I don’t actually like the song but it I don’t hate it, it’s just a fun song. Damn the biggest plot twist from this album, she is in love with Godzilla.

Track 14: Spaceship

Because of that title I’m going to say that Kesha is in a spaceship in the cover art. Banjo’s are added and I’m interested in seeing what Kesha is going to do with those. She has the same vocal effect as in Boots and it’s not my favourite. I really want to listen to what she is saying but because of the way she is singing I can’t understand it. Drums are added, okay. She is waiting for her spaceship to arrive, wow I’m having a blackout is this literally or not because she is also saying that she doesn’t care if he don’t believe her. Okay I’m starting to get tired by this banjo, maybe it is just me but I don’t like that the banjo is the main instrument with the drums. But actually the song is not horrible but I don’t really like it because I get bored with it after 1 minute and the song is 5 minutes. Okay the last chorus starts and out of nowhere I like it. logic. I do like the fragment of Kesha talking with space references. ‘nothing is real, love is everything and I know nothing’ why did she add the love part in it is my question? I don’t care because it makes this fragment even more mysterious. I guess she got her spaceship because the song ends with the sound of a plane so I guess that’s the spaceship. The ending actually makes it more mysterious and it makes me want to repeat the song again, that is amazing I love how Kesha did that.

This was the album from Kesha! I think this is a great comeback album with different sides of Kesha as she sings about the fun in live, the haters in life, overcoming the hate in life, love and whatever spaceship was about. I will say again that I won’t get bored listening to this album and if I’ll listen to it again it will be over real quick because every song has something to it. If Kesha is to do a tour in Europe, I’ll go to her concert!

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