#thingsmyroomateandihavesaid

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I wish I was happy instead of in medical school

- my miserable MS1 roommate

#thingsmyroomateandihavesaid #medstudent #medicine #but also mood #She is very smart but also very sad #mood #just misery #science

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I want to be as cute as a kidney and as useful as a liver

a.b

#thingsmyroomateandihavesaid #science

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Things said in a Medical and Pharmacy students’ house

Her: *checking out a dish at the sink*

Me, walking by: “It’s dirty. That was the dead body container.”

#thingsmyroomateandihavesaid #medstudent #pharmstudent #medicine #pharmacy #cadavers #funfact:phonecasescanpickupthesmellofformaldehyde

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Things said in a Medical and Pharmacy students’ house

Med. student, marching in from the laundry room: “HOW DO YOU GET THE SMELL OF DEAD PEOPLE OUT OF YOU CLOTHES??”

We still don’t have an answer. Suggestions welcomed. 

#thingsmyroomateandihavesaid #medstudent #pharmstudent #pharmacy #medicine #anatomy #cadavers

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Things said in a Medical and Pharmacy students’ hosue

Us: *watches one episode of bones*

Me: “We could totally sell recycled bone grafts on the black market. You’ve got a cadaver right now. ”

Her, nodding: “And now we know how to not get caught.”

#thingsmyroomateandihavesaid #medstudent #pharmstudent #medicine #pharmacy #nobonedustforus

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Dear science community,

My roommate and I would like to petition that all molecules and proteins be renamed to "cute suckers," "precious lil' bastard," "ugly motherfucker," and "this little bitch." Analogous names and suggestions are accepted.

Sincerely,

Two very frustrated science students.

#science #medstudent #medicine #pharmacy #thingsmyroomateandihavesaid #pharmstudent

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Things said in a Medical and Pharmacy students’ hosue

Me, close to tears and giving up: “I am almost done with my drugs!”

Her, forever hyping me up: “WHOOO YOU GOT THIS! KEEP GOING!!”

Spoiler alert: I didn’t finish my drugs. 

#thingsmyroomateandihavesaid #pharmstudent #medstudent #pharmacy #medicine #top200drugs #otc #plsgodkillme