#this is a submission by szczepter

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Kuroko: *trips on nothing*

Kagami: Ha, you’re so clumsy.

[5 minutes later]

Kagami: *aggressively punching the air* What’s your- fucking problem huh? What- did he ever- do to you?

#Kuroko Tetsuya #Kagami Taiga #KnB #kuroko no basket #KagaKuro #roses are red violets are basketball #this is a submission by szczepter #submission

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Castiel: *wearing a cool outfit*

Candy, sighing: I wish I could pull that off…

Castiel: Go ahead.

Candy: What?

Castiel: What.

#MCL #My Candy Love #source: szczepter #submission #Castiel #Candy #just barely realized the queue was empty rip

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Himuro: Hey, Kuroko, will you do me the honor of becoming my brother-in-law?

Kuroko: …………

Kagami: Did you just propose to Kuroko for me?!

Himuro: WELL, SOMEONE HAD TO!

#Himuro Tatsuya #Kuroko Tetsuya #Kagami Taiga #KnB #kuroko no basket #KagaKuro #roses are red violets are basketball #this is a submission by szczepter #submission

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Kagami: You… have a face.

Kuroko: Yes. Yes I do.

Kagami: I mean, a nice face. You have a nice face.

Kuroko: Thank you, I think.

Kagami: Please accept my attempts at flirting, I don’t know what I’m doing.

#Kagami Taiga #Kuroko Tetsuya #KnB #kuroko no basket #roses are red violets are basketball #KagaKuro #this is a submission by szczepter #submission

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Kuroko: My hands are cold.

Kagami: *holds Kuroko's hands* Better?

Kuroko: Huh, for some reason my lips are cold too.

#Kuroko Tetsuya #Kagami Taiga #KnB #kuroko no basket #KagaKuro #roses are red violets are basketball #this is a submission by szczepter #submission

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Aomine: *holding flowers* Roses are red.

Momoi: Yes.

Aomine: Violets are blue...wait aren’t violets just violet? Then why are they called blue? Violets are violet not blue, why don’t they just replace violet with something that’s actually blue? Like hydrangeas or something? Whoever made this poem is dumb, don’t you think?

Momoi: Just hand over the damn flowers, Dai-chan.

#Aomine Daiki #Momoi Satsuki #KnB #kuroko no basket #god I still love them so much #AoMomo #roses are red violets are basketball #this is a submission by szczepter #submission

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Kagami: Yeah, we ARE best friends and all... But I’d have sex with you if you asked me.

Kuroko: What?

Kagami: What?

Izuki: *from the other side of the room, eating chips* He said he’d have sex with you if you asked him!

Kagami: ...

#Kagami Taiga #Kuroko Tetsuya #Izuki Shun #KnB #kuroko no basket #KagaKuro #roses are red violets are basketball #this is a submission by szczepter #submission

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Kise: *sobs all of a sudden*

Moriyama: Oh my god, what happened?

Kise: *points at Kasamatsu who’s ordering drinks*

Moriyama: Did something happen between you guys?

Kise: *shakes head*

Kise: *whispering* He’s so pretty

Moriyama: What.

Kise: He’s. So. Damn. Pretty.

#Kise Ryouta #Moriyama Yoshitaka #KnB #kuroko no basket #KiKasa #roses are red violets are basketball #this is a submission by szczepter #submission

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Kagami: [pets Kuroko's hair] Why is your hair so fluffy? How did you get it that way?

Kuroko: [while snuggling closer] With the blood of my enemies, of course.

#Kagami Taiga #Kuroko Tetsuya #KnB #kuroko no basket #KagaKuro #roses are red violets are basketball #this is a submission by szczepter #submission

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Riko: *pats Kuroko and Kagami on the back* Good job, gays!

Kagami: *nervously laughing* You meant gu-

Riko: Did I fucking stutter?

#Aida Riko #Kagami Taiga #KnB #kuroko no basket #KagaKuro #roses are red violets are basketball #this is a submission by szczepter #submission #500

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Mayuzumi: Leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet!

Akashi: What are you bidding on?

Mayuzumi: Ringo-tan cutout.

#Mayuzumi Chihiro #Akashi Seijuurou #KnB #kuroko no basket #this is a submission by szczepter #submission

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Kuroko: *unbuttoning shirt* It’s really hot in he-

Kagami: Yeah, I know, but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?

#I'VE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR 80 YEARS #Kuroko Tetsuya #Kagami Taiga #KnB #kuroko no basket #KagaKuro #roses are red violets are basketball #this is a submission by szczepter #submission #500 #1000

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Kagami [blushing]: Um...I made you chocolates, b-but they’re not as sweet as you...um...

Kuroko [also blushing]: Thank you.

Hyuuga: I’m gonna go stab my eyes out.

#Kagami Taiga #Kuroko Tetsuya #Hyuuga Junpei #KnB #kuroko no basket #KagaKuro #roses are red violets are basketball #this is a submission by szczepter #submission

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Cleavage is like the sun. You take a look at it but you don’t stare at it.

Aomine Daiki

#trust him he's an expert #Aomine Daiki #KnB #kuroko no basket #shit Aomine says #this is a submission by szczepter #submission

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Kuroko: *wearing a cool outfit*

Kagami: *sighs* I wish I could pull that off…

Kuroko: Go ahead.

Kagami: What?

Kuroko: What.

#Kuroko Tetsuya #Kagami Taiga #KnB #kuroko no basket #KagaKuro #roses are red violets are basketball #this is a submission by szczepter #submission #500

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Kuroko [to Kagami]: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Kuroko's grandmother: Would you like to stay forever?

#do you ever remember that Kuroko's grandma canonically lives with him and swell w/ family emotions bc I do #Kuroko Tetsuya #KnB #kuroko no basket #KagaKuro #roses are red violets are basketball #this is a submission by szczepter #submission