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turnipoddity · 23 days
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It's a very interesting experience to see a beautifully drawn piece of art between two men and look in the tags to see its about the guys from saw
i mean…. It’s a poetic movie
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waywardstation · 6 months
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Trick or treat! Greetings and salutations! I demand an (1) singular treat or else I shall convert all water at your estate to strawberry Fanta!
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Ember has begrudgingly agreed to relent one (1) singular treat from her candy hoard to save the estate. The kitkat will be missed but it is for the greater good
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avocado-writing · 6 months
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Aziraphale: What are you listening to?
Lily: *tentative* You really wouldn't understand it.
Aziraphale: Nonsense, I'll have you know, my music tastes are quite eclectic! *puts headphones on*
Aziraphale *gets blasted by death metal and synthesized chainsaw sounds*
Aziraphale: *takes off headphones* You're right, I don't understand.
aziraphale, nodding: ahh. Bebop
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bearhugsandshrugs · 5 months
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If Tav/Durge had to take Raphael and Gortash into her camp of vagabonds and strays, what do you think their dynamics would be? Especially if either or both of them are harboring feelings for Tav/Durge.
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Well, this would be my reaction lmao
Can you imagine? Raphael and Gortash in one camp, with Mizora, Wyll, Karlach, Dame Aylin, and Isobel? Fuck that would be so hilarious
Raphael probably sits on the sidelines, gossiping with Mizora while trying to trick her into selling him souls for cheap, drinking wine. Meanwhile half the camp is trying to murder Gortash, either for abducting Wyll's father, selling Karlach to Zariel, coming up with the Absolute plot, or accelerating Ketheric's descent into madness.
Gortash meanwhile just glares at Raphael, daydreaming up ten thousand ways of killing him
And then, of course, let's not forget laundry day, when someone like Gale mixes up Raphael's and Gortash's clothes because Gortash is basically cosplaying a devil and Raphael is cosplaying a younger, handsome man (himself)
Anyway I would PAY money to be there. Throw in Haarlep for good measure too
I think Raphael would be smug and arrogant as always. He might end up exchanging poetry with Gale, interviewing Lae'zel about the gith, or getting Astarion to sell him his soul. And Gortash... well. He wouldn't pick that fight outright but he would pretend Raphael doesn't exist.
Both of them probably would settle any jealousy with Tav/Durge alone and then be the absolutely most possessive pieces of shit ever. Winner is clearly Tav/Durge though: The particular pleasures that night would be quite loud and clear for everyone to hear. Especially the other, hated man.
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frenzyarts · 7 months
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i think u should be allowed to put men in the Scary Dimension. as a treat
Any man that has come in my inbox today to harass me, I’m sending you to the Scary Dimension. Anon said so, sorry, I don’t make the rules 🤷‍♀️
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mamawasatesttube · 27 days
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what’s up rimi i just came over from binging all ur fic on ao3 and can i just say you have 2 kinds of fic: 1) “Wow Kons Life is So Fucked Up Please Someone Give Him A Hug” and 2) “Kon Gets Fucking Railed: a 3 part series” keep up the good work
FHLKSDJFKJHDFJKDS HEY??? UNPROVOKED????? HELP????
the two genders (kon needs a hug) (kon gets railed).......... but look. come on tim got railed once too (secret third gender?). um. AND SOMETIMES THEYRE JUST SILLY (fourth gender: clownery)
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theguardianace · 14 days
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hfsjfhjsd the average tumblr user does not, in fact, have asks in their inbox. bakugang mutual circle georg, who send each other tens of asks every single day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
HONESTLY SO REAL bakugang/aroace polyshow mutual circles are breaking tumblr statistics
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daydadahlias · 4 months
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i’m so stupid lol i saw your recieptify and was gonna send an ask like “OMG I LIKE 5SOS TOOOOO” and then i realized what blog i’m on 💀
I’m actually not a 5sos fan at all, this is all just a very elaborate ruse I’m really committed to
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ladiemars · 3 months
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wishing you a big hairy man today
i love that i’m the big hairy man enjoyer to you all. i feel so seen
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“Kehehe, fanon Makoto is like the perfect blend of fandoms acting weird about both short & optimistic characters, turning him more immature & naïve than canon could ever,,, Humanity is so beautiful~”
korekiyo in my inbox what WILL he do
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gaytobymeres · 6 days
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i just want to thank you for introducing me to endeavour. I saw a gifset or something you posted a week ago and shaun evans was hot so i immediately watched all of it in a week. And maybe it's exam season and I'm going to fail all my classes but i think it was worth it <3
This is so funny, I’m so glad you enjoyed it! Shaun Evans is hot (he gives me such gender envy lol) so that’s a very valid reason to watch it. I hope you don’t fail your exams though!!
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stillafanofsonic · 2 months
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Eric: (Watching at Eclipse with mild Concern): Hey Wade?
Wade: (Not looking up from his desktop): Yeah?
Eric: Why's the new one walking like that?
Wade: (looks up) Hmm? Oh! He's just not used to wearing shoes
Eclipse: (Walking in all fours, alternating the shoes from feet to hands repeatedly): I will conquer you, you fabric build LIMB RESTRAINER
aldjskdjskdjd He would
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minisugakoobies · 2 months
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I have a lot of questions for It's You reader:
One, how dare you???
LMAO Moni I tried to ask Noona this and just laughed maniacally for like five minutes 🤷‍♀️so weird 💕
Send me a character ask!
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apricior · 11 months
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tumblr user apricior you are evil. the worst actually. hope this helps
oh how dare you!!! evil wizard blast!!!
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intermundia · 11 months
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because are u even in the sw fandom if you DONT follow intermundia?
hahahaha bless you. i know im not universally liked and probably for good reason at times but it's nice to feel connected to other people who love star wars as much as i do and to build a sense of community with that core of people who have fallen in love with the same material as i have, it's really special and i feel so lucky to have met so many ppl here
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sivavakkiyar · 3 months
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Since you're from NJ does that mean you like Wayne Shorter
this is the best stereotype I’ve ever heard. everyone loves Wayne Shorter he made Nefertiti and also played his instrument every time he did
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