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#this was so fun to write even tho it was ridiculously nerdy AHAHAHAHA
cozydoe · 2 years
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inspired by this iconic post by @inahallucination, i would like to present: the dead poets at build a bear workshop
the boys decided to take advantage of a day off from welton and go to the mall
todd and neil convince the boys to go to the bookstore
they end up scattered about
meeks and pitts end up in the science and technology section
cameron in the history section
neil and todd in the classics section comparing pretty editions of shakespeare plays
knox in the romance section (before he gets dragged out for being a weirdo)
charlie tells the other poets he’s not a nerd (affectionate) so he decides to roam around the mall and wait for the other poets
when todd and neil emerge from the bookstore, they notice charlie staring at the build a bear workshop across from them
“well if i didn’t know any better, i’d say mr. dalton has a childish side to him” neil says, nudging his friend jokingly to get his attention
“what can i say? i have a refined taste” he smirks and swings an arm around todd as he inspects the contents of his shopping bag with a nod of approval
once the rest of the poets are done at the bookstore, charlie informs them of the plan
by which i mean he shouts “gentlemen, let’s build some bears!”
(this totally scares the employee at the front of build a bear but the boys are so excited they hardly notice- except for todd who shyly says hello and apologizes as they walk in)
knox thinks about making a bear for chris and they all shout “NO!”
don’t worry, they buy him a pug plushie and dress it in pyjamas
cameron jokes that they’re not kids anymore but he ends up making a black bear plushie and dresses it in a tuxedo
meeks and pitts get a bunny and they dress it in a lab coat
charlie builds a brown bear and buys it several outfits because “god damn it, this is a serious responsibility”
(he names the bear nuwanda and takes it to every meeting)
todd is reluctant to build a bear at first until he sees a bear that reminds him of the colour of neil’s eyes
he dresses it in a flannel and pair of black pants
neil finds a blond-ish coloured bear and dresses it in a dark blue sweater and khakis
it’s not until weeks later that todd makes the connection and he’s not able to look at the bear on neil’s bed without blushing afterwards)
they attempt to record messages for their bears: the thoreau passage read aloud at each meeting, their version of welton’s four pillars
neil sheepishly asks todd if he can record a message for todd and todd agrees but “only if you let me record one for you too”
neil recites lines from midsummer nights dream: “so i, admiring of his qualities// things base and vile, holding no quantity. //love can transpose to form and dignity. //love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, // and therefore is winged cupid painted blind.”
todd, being ever the oblivious fool, thinks “aw how sweet!! neil must really enjoy running lines with me!!” when he hears the message for the first time
todd’s message to neil would be something along the lines of “hi neil!! just wanted to say you’re a great friend and i really l-like spending time with you. i hope you always chase after your dreams and we stay friends for a really long time. o-okay, bye.”
neil sobs the first time he hears the message
they all get in to ridiculous antics when it’s time to stuff the bears and make wishes
reciting poems, stomping their feet, squaredancing in the middle of the store, you name it
they all print out birth certificates for their bears and hang them up in the cave (and hold birthday parties for their stuffed animals every year afterwards)
once they’re done they all head out, carrying their new stuffed companions in boxes
they all agreed this was a fun day!!
also they probably take the plushies to keating’s class and he’s super confused but happy to have some new scholars in his class
anyways i’m gonna go build a bear now!! thanks for reading 🥰
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