#trashclef

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[A box of Bendy-Branded Bacon Soup is delivered. It’s been expired for 2 years, despite being manufactured in.. the 60s, or something. Whatever. It’s from an old, abandoned universe, that’s been collecting dust for a long, long time. One of the cans are crushed, completely empty. Another one is just full of ink. The ink smells like human remains.]

Food for the soul. Enjoy! Don’t mind the expiration dates, they’re a misprint! I promise the food’s fine. ;)

Also, don’t mind the ink can or the crushed can, they’re just from interdimensional errors.

-Ink Anon

[Clef squints at the labels on the cans.]

[Not to immediately jump to conclusions, but he can’t help but think anyone who tries eating this will get.. he doesn’t know, botulism or something.]

#trashfoundation #eye strain #trashclef #unsanitary cw

[eldritch-muppetshow]

the origin story to this set of doodles is long and convoluted but all you need to know is that it created an affront to god and all things holy.

here’s trashclef. he definitely sounds like danny devito and he’s got god knows how many extra rows of teeth. also he’s a goddamn gremlin compared to everyone else.

you have my full permission to launch him into the sun.

#tw body horror #dr clef #shitpost #scp #scp foundation #scopophobia tw #trashclef #tw teeth #trashfoundation #art tag

[trashfoundation]

Greetings.

what are you doing out of your box

#trashfoundation #eye strain #trashclef

[trashfoundation]

[Well, Greenie can’t exactly retrieve 963 at the moment.. but it can cause an incident!]

[All of a sudden, the lights go out, and several wasps nests are placed in various areas of the “main” site. Also, a bunch of fire ant colonies are placed here and there. Have fun!]

-Greenie

shit

[CONNECTION LOST. PLEASE STAND BY...]

#trashfoundation #eye strain #trashclef #all caps #ooc: we’ll be right back

[trashfoundation]

roughly the last two years have been a bender and this year is the hangover

#cw alcohol #trashfoundation #eye strain #trashclef

[trashfoundation]

FINALLY I can just not use a signature Smiley mistook me for a chipotle cultist once because I used the -🧚🏻‍♀️ signature and that is why I never send asks. (Nashari here btw)

oh hey i havent heard from you in a while

how have you been

[He can’t imagine who Smiley mistook her for, especially since there’s only five Chipoltists and none of them are going by “🧚🏻‍♀️”.]

#trashfoundation #trashclef #eye strain

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Clef, Bright’s unbound, but he isn’t acting aggressive, so I don’t think he has the memories. Should we be, uh, concerned? Also, apparently the blinding light thing is his fault, an m!a went in for it to be dark again.

hold the fuck up

what

#trashfoundation #eye strain #trashclef

[trashfoundation]

I wonder if the bacon soup is alcoholic

[Clef glances at Marker Drinker Anon.]

i sure hope its not

#trashfoundation #eye strain #trashclef

[trashfoundation]

so what the fuck do we do if anyone tries trick or treating here

#trashfoundation #eye strain #trashclef

[trashfoundation]

I JUST FOUND THIS PLACE, AND I LOVE IT- -M

uh

thanks

#trashfoundation #eye strain #trashclef #ooc: idk if you’re saying this is in-character but i’m flattered

[trashfoundation]

Maybe unpopular opinion: Shapeshifters are really fucking scary ((ooc: and it's cool Clubs is one))

They could be hiding in plain sight.

Is that guy next to you in the bathroom just some guy or Clubs? They can basically get in everywhere with the right cover and have your trust because why would you doubt it?

oh definitely

its not like the movies where theres some kind of obvious indicator that stays consistent between all their forms either

they could be anyone and anywhere

#trashfoundation #eye strain #trashclef

[trashfoundation]

[message to clef] ey. yo. yo. wait. what the fuck. Did. How the. FUCK. Did yall learn about the musechat? -☕

im assuming glass either ended up in it or some dumbass didnt lock their post

#trashfoundation #eye strain #trashclef

[trashfoundation]

hi yes quick fucking question do any of you listen to the people who send asks here also another question what the fuck

no seriously

what the fuck

i don’t..

i??

what the fuck

no look at me

what the fucking hell

clef

clef read the fucking blog before you get paranoid what the hell

is that a stupid/unreasonable request?

what the fuck?

-tellanon

[Oh.]

[... Well, fuck. He’d be inclined to think the anon might be lying if it weren’t for the fact that the ask box is being flooded with messages calling him stupid.]

#trashfoundation #trashclef

[trashfoundation]

I am not an Anon.

okay anonymous tumblr user

#trashfoundation #eye strain #trashclef

[trashfoundation]

m!a [REDACTED]

you see this ask

this ask contains the reason we were gone for like three months

#trashfoundation #eye strain #trashclef

[trashfoundation]

M!A: King realitybender for 3 asks

anon im gonna have to say no to this on principle because the only other ask in the box right now is apples and i dont want to deal with a zk class scenario this early into the new year

#trashfoundation #eye strain #trashclef