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harrystylesboobear · 9 months

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Winning hand

First fic!! I am new, and don't know how to work tumblr so... any advice helps!!

This is a tickle fic btw so if you don't like that sort of thing then keep scrolling!!! Short as it is my first time!

Y/n and Clint are playing a game of crib. Ler Clint Barton, Lee Y/n, Fandom: Marvel Y/n is She/her

Y/n and Clint were playing a game of crib. Y/n suddenly got a really great hand, with a grand total of 24 points . But what made this the greatest hand of her life was the look on clints face when those points made you win and skunk him.

"Clint I beat you! I guess you aren't as good as they say you are. "

she was surprised when she won, because he is quite the crib player, so of course she had to tease him a bit. But she quickly regretted it when she looked up from her winning hand to see the death glare that clint was giving her. She knows this look all too well.

"cLihihnt nohoho dohont"

"Why are you giggling, I didn't even say what im going to do yet" he said slightly giggling at your panic.

"Ihi knohow whahat yohohor gohoing toho doho"

"well you shouldn't of teased me and insulted my crib ego. He said as he quickly pulled you into his lap and dug into your sides

Clihihint!! Stohohopp

"I'm not going to stop until you say that your not going to tell anyone that you won against me! Besides, I know you love thissss." As he said this he switched to wiggling his finger in her armpits. On instinct you closed your arms down effectively trapping his fingers in, and so he wiggled his fingers faster.

CLIHIHINT OHOHOH MYHAHAHY GOHOHOHD

"Aww your blushing"

HAHAHAHHAHA she was just cackling

Clint tried to switch tactics but quickly relised he couldn't as his fingers were trapped.

"yyyy/nnnnn you have to let my fingers outtttt" he said in a sing song voice.

IHIHIHIH CAHAHAANT

Clint slowed his fingers so she could but as soon as she did he dug back in twice as hard

" CLIHIHIHIHINT OHOHOHO MYAYAY GOHOHOHOD" you said in absolute suprise.

" I know im evil"

HAHAHAHAHAH OKOK IHI WOHOHNT TELEHEHELELL ANYHEHEWONENE

Clint had slowly stopped his fingers ad slipped them out of your armpits

'Ohohkay giggles calm down" he said as he rubbed you to get the residue giggles out

" Your so mehehean"

" I know you love it though"

" ugh your so obnoxious"

" I know, and also you can tell whoever you want I really don't care"

' YES! Im telling Tony! He is so never gonna let this go!"

Clint groaned but laughed as you ran away to tell tony.

#tword content #ticklish reader #tickle fic #marvel #marvel tickle #Ler clint barton #tickle

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theroyalmisfitmess · 11 months

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NHIE Farewell Season Reactions

Reactions were all typed real time as I was watching the show.

Ep. 1

- ohhhh they’re awkward

- Ben thinking Devi’s disappointed it’s him

- THEY’RE SO BAD AT COMMUNICATING

- I ONLY LOVE MY FAMILY AND MICHELLE OBAMAHDHDKSHDKS

- Ben looks constipated while working out

- “BUT YOU’RE STILL NOT DEVI” MCENROE PLSSDFJSKDJ

- loving nalini and devi’s relationship 🥺

- YASSS PAXTONNNN

- the go-gurt mention reminded me of laura marano and ross lynch (iykyk)

- noooo paxton not fitting in :((((((((((

- can’t take michael cimino seriously rn because of himyf

- PAINFUL PINING. PAINFUL PINING. PAINFUL PINING. OH NO DEVI’S FUTURE IS RUINED 😭

- where is aneesa tho?? :((

- dr. ryan scenes are the absolute best. i love seeing devi’s growth

- damn i’m loving these character growth moments. paxton not fitting in hits so hard and eleanor not being completely blinded by love is kinda refreshing

- NOOO NOT HER CAR

Ep. 2

- HSHAJDKDHD pati and nalini going all indian mom is always entertaining

- “This is about Ben? BEN GROSS?” NALINISHFKAKDHS

- FINALLY ANEESA IS BACK. girlie i miss you. i hate how they forgot about you.

- KAMALAAAAA (also nawt the teen hamilton auditions 😭)

- “Why tell me he’s white? I can see him!” 😭

- eleanor… pls be single for now it might do you good…

- UGH BENVI IS SO PINING FOR EACH OTHER YOU IDIOTS

- if i had a dollar every time victoria moroles played a main couple obstacle, id’d have two dollars—which isn’t a lot, but it’s funny (and sad) that it happened twice

- no but honestly, i appreciate how ben is setting boundaries. that’s correct. that’s right.

- YES DEVI STAND USE TO YOURSELF. i miss paxton’s crew lmao

- LMAO PAXTONHDJSKDHSKDHD teacher era let’s good

- ugh no michael cimino in his softness feely again but also pls devi don’t fix your shit with benjamin first

Okay. We’re back from the shackles of uni…

Ep. 3

- devi no… gosh please… fix your thing with ben first

- the line between paxton and devi is so clear now. i love paxton trying out new things.

- ugh i’m not liking thissss 😭

- awww paxton :(( i hope he finds what he wants to do again. i am not liking this super into parties thing

- THE BENVI SILENT TREATMENT IS SO PAINFULLL THE BANTERING PLS BRING IT BACKKK

- oh myyyy i kinda get nalini’s concern about the stairs and renovations tbh… when a home is LIVED IN it’s kinda hard to detach. not to mention,, it must remind her of mohan :((

- NAWWW ELEANOR SAWWW 😭

- NOT DEVI REFERENCING HERSELFHDKSJDKSJ

- OOO PAXTON AND THE SUB TEACHERRR

- devi pls stop this.

- OMG NOOO NOT BEN ACTUALLY HAVING THE IDEA 😭 but then again, i see the effort of trying to protect his feelings

- awww eleanor still loves trent (don’t rlly care for them but i loved that looking at the same moon thing)

- words cannot describe how much i love paxton. justice for paxton hall-yoshida.

- UGH why does michael cimino have to be a cutie??? i prefer him as a soft boi tho

Ep. 4

- NOOOOOO UGHHHH MY BENVI HEART IS CRYING

- oooo okay college fair devi you better not mess this up

- ms warner is NOT confident with devi HSHDJDH

- NOOO NOT FABIOLA’S MOM INTERVENING WITH HER FUTUREEEE

- succ-sexy is such a term lmao also wow the turn around from devi’s friends being so bad with advice to rightfully concerning is something i didn’t expect

- paxton and this sub teacher have CHEMISTRY + i feel so bad for him

- DESI SISTERHAHDJDHDJD

- BENHDJSKDHDKD YEAH SAME MCENROE I’M NERVOUS TOO

- okay ethan that was good on you but i still don’t trust him completely

- margot is such a sweetheart i just can’t hate her !!

- BEN’S SPEECHHFJSHDJAKDJ

- OH MY GOSHJFKSJDJD i’m getting feelings ben and devi being supportive friends has my heart UGH

- ETHAN. I HATE YOUUUU

- FINALLY. SHE DUMPED HIM AND DID THE RIGHT THING.

- “My best baby boy” TRENT YOU ARE PRECIOUSHAHDKDHD

- NOOOO IS LEN CHEATING ON PATI 🥺

- so i saw the script and devi doesn’t get in right? + FABIOLA’S GONNA GET IN INSTEAD OF DEVI IS SHE?? 😭

Ep. 5

- THE NEW YORK TRIPPPP

- yes mr shapiro. taylor swift is a great american writer.

- honestly true. fabiola should stop not prioritizing herself

- eleanor having an ego break is kinda hard and disheartening to watch

- oh so this is an ep where they find out that college isn’t what they thought it would be isn’t it :000

- awwww nalini is lonely :(((

- honestly why won’t ben just buy tickets for everyone he’s hella rich LMAOO

- THE PARTY SCENEGDJSHDKD OKAY I’M NOT READY

- nooo burnout :(( blair is so real so right

- AWWW PAXTON FOR WISDOM SCENE WE LOVE TO SEE (love daxton as friends)

- AWWWW BENNNN 🥺🥺🥺

- “Devi you know who you are” ONCE AGAIN. I AM TEAM BEN BECAUSE BEN IS TEAM DEVI.

- AWWWW AND DEVI BEING TEAM BEN MY HEART

- HE CALLED HER DAVID 🥺😭

- AWWW THEY MADE UPPP

- ok but the realization that canonically aaron tveit is still in moulin rouge at this point of the story is nice

- awwww nalini kinda finding love again

- devi and ben doing good again has my heart

Ep. 6

- EARLY DECISIONS DAY

- knew it. it was fabiola.

- FINALLY ANEESA IS BACK. also slay she got recruited !!

- CONGRATS BENNNN

- so len is cheating on pati???

- paxton is such an older brother now i can’t believe he and devi they dated HDKSJFKDJ

- THE PRINCETON SNAKEHDKSHDJD 😭😭😭

- OH MY GOSHFJDHDKD

- awww ben and margot are actually good together

- oh i think i spoke too soon

- OH. OH NO. UMMMM…

- but the way mcenroe is now narrating ben’s story as in-depth as devi’s means something… yeah i’m gonna be correct. benvi endgame

- PATI OWNING SHARES OF APPLE IS SENDING MEHAHDKDHDKD

- noooo fab and devi :(((

- i kinda understand why ben is like this. devi mssed him up fr fr 😭

- paxton talking about his dreams of becoming a scholarship swimmer, devi ruining it, but him still forgiving her :”))

- i am really loving paxton’s wise era !! he may be underutilized but i enjoy every scene he’s in

- okay but aneesa rlly just showing up once in this episode???

- AWWWW THE FRIENDSHIPS OF THIS EP

- ELEANOR IS GRADUATING EARLY?? woah okay slay

- “But do YOU think you’re good enough?” Y E S

- AWWWW SO SHE WANTS TO GO TO PRINCETON BC OF MOHAN 🥺😭 brb crying in the corner

- i could be wrong but the doctor looks like mrs. montez (gabriella’s mom from hsm)

- nalini and devi 🥺

- HER HEART IS STILL WITH BEN AAAAAA

Ep. 7

- OMG GIGI HADID IS BACK

- no bc paxton as a swim coach is a vibe

- DEVI BE NICER WITH YOUR PHRASES 😭😭😭 but i am loving the daxton friendship so much

- the identity crisis is so bad </3 i’m hoping paxton finds his way

- is paxton gonna end up dating lindsay/ms. thompson? i’m confused bc i read something about this

- “It’s okay if I fail as long as I tried” AWWWWW

- watching paxton be a coach is so endearing !!

- oof the lockeroom scene

- PAXTON IS SUCH AN OLDER BROTHER AT THIS POINT 😭 i promise this isn’t the benvi in me but their dynamic seems so platonic now

- SO THEY DID KISS OKAY OH MY GOSH

- paxton’s mom looks so close to his age 😭

- awwww the closure 🥹 i love closure moments

- PAXTON FEELING THE VIBES HAHDKSHDKD YEAH YOU TELL THEM (i am so gonna be right about benvi endgame)

- i wonder if paxton will go back to college :00

- AWWWW PAXTON YOU GO MAN

Okay. Will continue watching this tomorrow. I am a tired uni student first.

A night’s sleep, whole day of uni, and stressful cleaning later. WE’RE BACK!

Ep. 8

- OMG NOT MY BENVI PLOT IDEA ABOUT THEM TEXTING COMING TO LIFE

- THE ZOOM INS WITH NALINI ARE KILLING MEHAHAKDHDKD

- PROPERTY BROTHER LOOKING ASSHAHAHWKDHDJS

- oh nice devi is cool with it?!??? the maturity

- “You two are the best relationships I’ve had in high school” 🥺🥺🥺

- i can’t with this aneesa erasure though,, mindy did her so dirty 😭

- also where is manish

- JENNIFER COOLIDE CHARACTERHAKFHDJD

- AWWWW DEVI WANTING HER MOM TO BE HAPPY 🥺🥺🥺

- ben x trent subplot 👀👀👀

- OK MANISH MENTION

- WHATS THIS THING WITH LEN????

- ooof eleanor’s mom

- always a kitchen moment

- awwww devi being mature with her reaction about the texts even if it hurts 😭

- what if,, baby is len’s daughter 😭

- BEN AND TRENTGAGKDHDJSKS

- BEN HAVING A DREAM ABOUT DEVI??????SHAKDHSKSSJ

- TRENT PUSHING BEN TO GO AFTER DEVI WAS NOT ON MY BINGO CARD

- BEN????????? WHATS HAPPENING????????

- OKAY WOASHAKSHSHASJSHSJS SO CHAOTIC

- awww i love this vishwakumar bonding 🥹🫶

- i’d support a narrative about devi and margot just forgetting about ben lmao

- OH MY GODHAHDJSDHJS NALINI AND MARGOT’S DAD

- WHAT WHY IS DEVI BEING REJECTED????

Ep. 9

- noooo this is hitting me too hard i was in a devi situation where i only got in one college despite being a decorated overachieving student 😔

- okay everyone find a trent he honestly seems like the best hype man lol

- FAB IS GONNA GO TO HER DREAM SCHOOL THEREFORE OPENING A SLOT IN PRINCETON THAT WILL GO TO DEVI

- OMG NOT THE LIEEEEE

- “David? You okay?” BEN’S DELIVERY IS SO SOFT 🥺😩😭

- awwww devi offering to help ben has my heart 🥺

- devi and nalini’s moments hit homeeee i am emotional

- “I didn’t get into college. I didn’t get into anywhere.” 🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭

- PAXTON AND LINDSAY AAAAAAAA i ship it

- “Bevi, our best student, didn’t get into a single college” THEN BEN’S CONCERNED REACTION MY HEARTTTT

- okay fine maybe i do like trent and eleanor they’re the unhinged couple every sitcom has

- BEN’S WINDOW SCENEEEE

- ben asking how paxton went up through her window 😭

- the way my vision is coming to life i love winning i love being a pophet

- I AM TEAM BEN BECAUSE BEN IS TEAM DEVI !!

- “Maybe I was wrong, David” BUT DEVI ENDS UP SLEEPING

- OMG BEN STAYED OVERSHDOWHDKDHDOD

- “I thought he was one of your dolls” NALINIHSJSKDHD

Pause. About to do something.

Okay. We’re back…

- Dr. Ryan 🥺

- i love paxton finally knowing what he wants to do

- i’m crying at devi writing her essay about her dad 🥺😭 MY HEARTTTT

OKAY FOLKS. I DON’T THINK I’M READY JUST YET. GIVE ME A SECOND.

Okay. Here we go.

Ep. 10

- OMG ANEESA IS BACK

- OMG DEVI GOT INNNN

- AWWWW THE HUGGGG (and aneesa and fab’s reaction 👀)

- LAW FIRM WOW. okay ben i wish i were you.

- yeah end of nemesis era bc start of LOVERS ERA

- wait who was the valedictorian??

- OKAY DEVI WAS VALEDICTORIAN

- the grad videos felt like the cast not the characters 🥺

- also i love how paxton was there posing with them 🥺🥺🥺

- nalini not being ready to take off the thalli awwww

- devi and her friends trying to look for a common date go hang with her hs friend group is so me and my hs friends when we got to uni 😭

- CARFAXHAHDKSHDJ

- CAUSE THEY DON’T KNOW ABOUT THE NIGHT IN THE HOTELLLLLLL UGHHHH THE MODEL UN TRIP

- UGH BENVI IS SO ENDGAME

- awwww devi’s friends being at the wedding 🥺

- greeting guests (especially the pretentious family friends and relatives) is truly dreadful

- kamala being the older sister devi never had is something i always love seing

- THE UN AWWWW

- DEVI PLAYING UNCHAINED MELLDY FOR HER GRANDMA’S WEDDING OH I AM EMOTIONAL

- MOHAN APPEARANCE 🥺🥺🥺

- “I AM SO PROUD OF YOU” *sobs*

- OMG DEVI AND KAMALA DANCING I SUDDENLY REMEMBER THEIR ACTORS’ YT VID 🥹

- at the start of the series, devi could care less about her heritage but now here she is dancing

- awww paxton 🥺 i really love his character growth

- LI’L D 🥺🥹😭

- DAXTON FRIENDSHIP IS SO PRECIOUS

- NOT THEM PLAYING NEVER HAVE I EVER HOW META

- BEN OMGOMGOMG THIS IS REMINDING ME OF TATBILB’S ENDING

- HE FLEW ALL ACROSS THE COUNTRY FOR DEVI BITCHHHH

- I THINK I LOVE YOU DEVI

- I LOVE YOU TOO BEN

- OMGHALDHAKSJSJ ENDGAME ENDGAME ENDGAME

- NALINI’S HEALING 🥺🥺🥺

- OH MY GOSH BENVI IS SO THE VERY FIRST NIGHT CODED

- AHSKDHSKDHWKSHWLDIS OMGOMGOMG

- BUT FOR YOU I CAN TRY UGHHH

- benvi endgameeeee

- DEVI’S ONLY PETITION BEING FOR HER MOM 🥺 + I’LL SEE YOU AT PRINCETON FOR HER DAD 🥺

- UGH THE PERFECT ENDINGGG

Ended watch on June 09, 2023. 11:54 PM.

Separate overall thoughts soon.

#UGH I’M EMOTIONAL #this show was so good i’m gonna miss it #never have i ever #nhie #never have i ever season 4 #never have i ever s4 #nhie season 4 #nhie s4

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808theyrejustwords · 1 year

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Wednesday February 22nd 2023

4:45 am

I don’t know why I keep thinking about this person… I’m sick of it. Like what more do I need to do ??? How long do I wait ? Do I try reaching out again ?? Are they ever gonna reach out ?? Ugh I really hate this part of my love life rn… like we’re both married but if I can’t stop thinking about you does that mean you can’t stop either ? I feel crazy

I also had a dream about him the day before yesterday but I can’t always remember my dreams vividly …

I know I asked him a few things and I know that it wasn’t me asking him, I made a friend of mine ask him n then I went to go ask myself. Just feels like something I’ll never be able to reach ever again…

Maybe I should just pretend he’s dead.

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theestuaryandthesea · 3 years

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3500 words to write before noon tomorrow, might die

#why am i like thissss #not even bullshit ideas left for these papers #ugh

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natthemess · 3 years

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Me, the mom friend, reacting to other peoples’ vents and problems, listening and spreading love: ah shit I’m making everything about me and also this is probably toxic positivity and will result in people being annoyed by me, I should never say a single word and delete my whole online presence :))

#why am I like thissss #it literally makes no sense man love is good #ugh thanks brain #nats life #anxiety

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bambi-marquez · 3 years

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#Right #The shitness I haven't felt for ages is back #Yippy #Like #Ugh #Basically I lost someone last year and it was really hard #And I thought I was kinda over it #Well not over it but you know what I mean #But my friend just talked about how her bf knows someone who got into a car accident and died #And now i feel like I did when I lost that person #Like whhyyyyyyyy #Now I just can't do anything #Like I was literally getting ready for bed and now I just can't even get changed and do simple things #why am I like thissss #ignore this <3 #tw death

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kittysofar · 5 years

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#i try so hard for people who dont want anything to do with me #ugh #im so stupid #why am i like thissss

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thawinoakenshield · 6 years

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me, slamming my head against the wall: STOP! BEING! DISTRACTED! PLEASE!

#becki speaks #i am doing almost everything today EXCEPT FOR STUDYING #my exam is THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW #why am i like thissss?#(i mean i haven't tidied my room)#(which i bet i'll procrastinate with tonight)#u g h #UGH #things i have procrastinated with thus far: eating lunch with a friend; buying their groceries; hanging out at theirs; changing my facebook #profile picture; making tea; writing this post; refreshing social media and messing around #whyyyyy am iiiii like thisssss

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rowenwolf · 3 years

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#ugh im completely freaking out tonight #im getting worse not better this suucckkss #and i cant even have a good satisfying fix it convo either #so now i feel worse #like nice try but now im disappointed #and i feel selfish #i hate that im alone tonight im not in a good place why am i like thissss #fucking goodnight i wish i had pills

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bisexualmaedhros · 4 years

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fellas. might shave my head in the morning

#i'm gonna fucking snap if i have to have long hair any longer all of a sudden #my skin feels like it's crawling ugh #why do i have all thissss #i might chicken out at the last second but like. fuck it am i right #i don't have classes anymore #i'm scared i'll look ugly but like thinking of having any other haircut makes me wanna scream i just want it gone #thinking like 3/8 of an inch but that might change. i want it to be enough to cover the scalp but not too long #finielspeaks

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amenomiko · 4 years

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Aye Thank You @otome-land for the request. Take note that I choose to do it because it was a fun and interesting plot, I haven't open my request just yet 🤣.

IkeSen Lords playing SLBP Routes Reaction

1. Nobunaga

Nobunaga: .......

Masamune: They say the Nobunaga in this game is way... Savage?

Nobunaga: Nonsense. I am much better, I believe.

Mitsunari: His hair is longer than yours, Nobunaga-sama (❁´◡`❁).

Ieyasu: Of all the things to comment on, you look on that part?

Also Ieyasu: He is skinnier too.

Hideyoshi: Nobunaga-sama.. No matter where you are, you are still majestic ╥﹏╥

Mitsuhide: I think you've missed the points there, dear friend. Right now we are seeing the difference between our lord in our world and other world ( ͡^ ͜ʖ ͡^).

Hideyoshi: They are the same!! Don't try to change my opinion, Mitsuhide OAO!

Mitsuhide: My, my ( ͡^ ͜ʖ ͡^).

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2. Hideyoshi

Them except Hideyoshi: ........

Mitsuhide: Can I have that Hideyoshi to be in our world?

Hideyoshi: What do you mean by that??

Masamune: Less naggy, small, skinny, hmm.. *looks at Hideyoshi* His is bulky.

Hideyoshi: ʕʘ̅͜ʘ̅ʔ What? Bulky?

Nobunaga: Hmm. He looks like a real monkey, unlike you, Hideyoshi.

Ieyasu: Is that a sarcasm or what ಠ_ಠ?

Mitsunari: He looks like a little brother and I feel like I want to protect him (❁´◡`❁)

Ieyasu: YOU are the one who needs protection the MOST

Mitsunari: Ieyasu-sama you are so kind..! I'm honored o(〃＾▽＾〃)o!

Ieyasu: ಠ_ಠ *sigh*

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3. Masamune

Hideyoshi: *Looks at SLBP Masa and Masamune himself* ...Heavens. Why ╥﹏╥?

Mitsuhide: He is very quiet and flustered around women. Meanwhile, our Masamune..

Masamune, currently french kissing MC like nobody's business: Hmm?

Ieyasu: God. Get a room 😑😑😑😑

Mitsunari: God? Where OAO?

Ieyasu: Be quiet, raw carrot.

Nobunaga: He looks like your younger brother instead.

Masamune: Heh. I would like to spar with him 😏😏😏

Nobunaga: Hm. As expected of you.

Masamune: ...With our "swords" 👀.

Nobunaga:

Masamune: 👀

Nobunaga: Hm 😏.

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4. Mitsuhide

Them: .......

Hideyoshi: *CRIES* UGH THE LOYALTY

˚‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )‧º·˚

Ieyasu: The sincere smile.

Masamune: The obedience.

Nobunaga: Yes, the obedience. Especially in getting me sweets without hesitation.

Hideyoshi: *Instantly stopped crying* My Lord, N O.

Mitsuhide: ( ͡^ ͜ʖ ͡^) My my all of you, that's too much of a compliment.

Hideyoshi: Him. Not YOU.

Mitsunari: The.. The hair color OAO.

Ieyasu:

Masamune: Now, now, lad. Put the table down. *Stops Ieyasu from throwing a table to Mitsunari*

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5. Ieyasu

4 of them except Ieyasu and Mitsunari : .......*looks at one another and turns to Ieyasu*

Ieyasu: ....What?

Mitsunari: *Breaks the silence* He smiles, Ieyasu-sama (❁´◡`❁).

Ieyasu:....What are you implying?

Mitsunari: Hm? Smiling is good O3O. It brings positive vibes (✿❛◡❛) *says it with no bad intention AT ALL*

4 of them: Contrarian and another contrarian.

Hideyoshi: Well..

Nobunaga: *Chuckles*

Masamune: Now now, lad. Not the chair this time. *Holds Ieyasu back from grabbing the chair to hit Mitsunari*

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6. Mitsunari

Them except Mitsunari: ʕʘ̅͜ʘ̅ʔ....*looks at Mitsunari*

Mitsunari: (ㆁᴗㆁ✿) 🌸🌸🌸🌸?

Hideyoshi: Mitsunari. Stay the way you are, alright?

Others: *Nods*

Mitsunari: Hm? Okay OAO.

Ieyasu: *Silently agrees*

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7. Kenshin

Sasuke: .....

Shingen: ....*tears up*

Yukimura: *Looks at SLBP Kenshin and to Kenshin with (　☉д⊙) face*

Sasuke: It's like a.... evil twin and angelic twin?

Shingen: Ah, he is less demonic. If only.. *stabbed* Ow.

Kenshin: Any complains, Shingen?

Shingen:....A lot.

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8. Shingen

Kenshin: *Looks at it with full of disgust* Walking around naked and didn't have problem with genders to sleep with? Tsk. Both of you are just the same.

Shingen: Now now, everyone has their own preferences. Besides, he is sick just like me, and so we must enjoy our life to the fullest, right?

Sasuke: I wonder if he is a seme or uke.

Yukimura: Seme- Uke?? Sasuke what--

Sasuke: Oh nothing. It's an information for MC.

Yukimura: ʕʘ̅͜ʘ̅ʔ... Anyway. Somehow I agree with Kenshin-sama. Shingen-sama what in the world-- is your dignity is not important for you to walk naked like that? And besides your sickness will get worse if you expose yourself to--

Shingen: Woah woah there, Yuki. That is this game's Shingen, not me, okay?

Yukimura: .....Don't you dare to do the same thing, my lord. I warn you.

Shingen: Yukimura how could you (´；д；`) I didn't raise you like thissss *stabbed* Ow Kenshin what the hell--

Kenshin: Walk around naked in my castle and I will cut your wee wee and feed it to the prisoners (눈‸눈).

Shingen: Like I said, it is NOT ME OAO!

Yukimura: ...Wee wee?

Sasuke: O chinko, Yukimura.

Yukimura: OI--

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9. Yukimura

Shingen: Awww... Such a good boy like my Yuki (❁´◡`❁)

Yukimura: H-hey! Stop o//////o

Sasuke: And virgin too.

Shingen: Yes, just like my Yuki (✿❛◡❛).

Yukimura: HEY OAO

Kenshin: Contrary too.

Shingen: Like Yuki indeed (✿❛◡❛).

Yukimura: H E Y ୧( ಠ Д ಠ )୨!

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10. Sasuke

Kenshin: What's with this.... Small noisy lost child?

Sasuke: Kenshin-sama are you imitating Saitama from one punch man show that you watch last time?

Kenshin: Oh yes, it was good. He is just like me, killing someone with one blow. *Smirks*

Sasuke: That aside. Kenshin-sama, please look at adult Sarutobi Sasuke, not the child version ones.

Yukimura: Heeeh.. He looks matured here.

Shingen: Not bad at all. The smaller version of him is just like you, Yukimura. Except he respected women very well (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)

Yukimura: Excuse me ಠ_ಠ?

Sasuke: And he can smile too.

Them: .......

Sasuke: Just joking. I can smile too. See? *curve the corner of his lips slightly before giving them his usual bli-wink* (´・_・｀)✨

Meanwhile, MC: They don't have chikubi too huh? Oh wait they have blood (°0°)!!

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ok time to break my silence caused by the fact that i spent all day making this lol too many feels

so.. palm springs thoughts !! and there are manyyyy so buckle up and feeel free to hit me up with either matching or contradicting thoughts or whateveer!! i would LOVE to nerd out about this movie with someone:’)

here comes thoughts and pictures!!

we basically start off with a mr. samberg sex-scene okAYYYYY the mood is set. we love the view

nyles aka. mr. samberg is the most gorgeous man alive and it was a true pleasure to admire him for 90 minutes straight

CURLS!!????! THEY ARE UNREAL. i shall dedicate an entire post to them

Cristin Milioti is perfect for her role. her acting? *chef’s kiss* I love that she’s not the stereotypical female rom-com lead.

Her chemistry with Andy? Gosh.. Can’t believe Nyles x Sarah is my new main movie-ship!! They play off of each other SO. WELL. Their characters are equally stone cold and bitter, but then again not really, and they both portray it so well!!

“You don’t ned a leg up.” *moans* “Hold my leg up!” i SCREAMED

“Don’t you kiss me.” “Don’t you tell me what to do.” hoW DARE THEY!

Ok ur basically on love already stop it

The fact that they were just gonna fuck on a blanket on top OF ROCKS?!

but then again in this movie’s already insane universe it’s prob pretty normal:)

The overall dark, existential humor?? This is what I live and breathe for on a daily basis. Basiaclly both main characters are a BIG MOOD

Nyles not giving a shit vs. Sarah severely freaking out in the beginning is an iconic dynamic

“I am the antichrist” and then the rock falling? For a hot sec I literally thought the movie was gonna take a turn with Nyles being some magical/scientific creature that’d created the timeloop or something idkkk ahhha

Nyles in the suit... ridiculous(ly hot)

The torture methods Roy uses on Nyles and the fact that he’s not mentally scarred?? How??

On that note I love that Nyles and Sarah keep their memories even if the day starts over. Would’ve been a completely different concept if they had to “meet each other for the first time” every day and it wouldn’t’ve allowed their relationship arc to evolve as it did

Darla is the fucking shit

Nyles in the baseball cap, amirite?

THE BARTENDER TALKING ABOUT HITTING A GUY WITH THE CAR SHE’S CURRENTLY GIVING NYLES A HANDJOB IN IS COMEDIC GOLD

“You fucked Jerry Schlieffen?” “Well he fucked me.” Yes SIR. Andy Samberg’s characters are all bottoms and we’re here for it

Sarah’s tongue click and “nice try” when Nyles asks her about her sex life??

IDK WHY BUT SO GOD

Randy is hella annoying. That’s it. That’s the tweet.

THIS ENTIRE SCENE:

the fact that they both start waking up smiling because now at least they have each other 🥺😭🤯

uhm i love a good ship that’s like... best friends to lovers and the montage of them basically becoming besties killed me

this outfit Y E S:

sarah falling off the car and nyles laughing it off is relationship goals

the crashing plane I LOL’ED

okay so... big moment... the DANCING AND MATCHING OUTFITS? THEY ARE MY DREAM TEAM. Also how excited they are running away from the bar 🥺

IM POSITIVE THIS IS THE MOMENT NYLES KNOWS! LIKE HE DOESN’T ADMIT IT TO HIMSELF COMPLETELY BUT HE KNOWS

the bomb in the cake and french pirate-skit? so fucking random but i lovee it because it’s so them

*DRUM ROLL* PERHAPS MY FAVORITE MOMENT IN THE ENTIRE MOVIE:

STORYLINE WISE AND VISUALLY A++++

the deep talks by the fire were SO well written. they were actually deep and genuine, allowing the characters to grow and opening up to us as viewers but also remained fun and witty

sarah trying to get nyles to admit he cares for her and him joking it off??? the flirtinggg

really wish we’d gotten to know more about what nyles meant with “it drifts away: just like they all do.” because it really seemed to trigger something within him. Like WHO “They”???

the dinosaurs lmao no comment but at least they got a cute cuddly moment

from the very first millisecond inside the tent you can CLEARLY tell Sarah is just dying to do something about them!!!

the disbelief on nyles’ face when sarah says “lets just get it over with” because she’d clearly stated he didn’t want to and even though he obviously did he’s respected it and not done anything further about it oh babey

we love some good making out:’)))

NYLES HALTING TO TAKE IN THE MOMENT EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO SCREAM INTO THE VOID

i will die for a post-sexy timez cuddle and how sarah is trying to staying awake to be besides him is just *explosion*

this has to be *the moment* she realises

and they’re both sooooo fucking happy when they wake up after damn love me like that pls

THE GROOM BOOO FUCK OFF CAN’T EVEN BE BOTHERED TO REMEMBER HIS NAME CHEATING SCUM

THIS FACE:

Baby is trying so hard and is so cute and nervous about it. SARAH LISTEN TO HIM HE LOVES YOU.

HE FELT GOOD WAKING UP BECAUSE OF YOUUUU, GIRL. DO NOT CALL IT “FUN”, SARAH

“Going to bed maybe just got a little better” 😭😭😭😭

The entire cop scene is just pure insanity, very Lonely Island and I’m here for it even though I just want Sarah to rEALLY LISTEN TO WHAT NYLES IS TRYING TO SAY

“Pain is real” oh babey that means SO MANY THINGS 🥺💔

“I followed you into that cave because I liked you!” like jake would say: don’t love how we got here but we’re going where i want

“pretentious sad boy” me

not shocked that they’ve hooked up before because c h e m i s t r y but don’t like how it got out :)))

why is nyles’ one sleeve shirt rolled up? im triggered

drinking pure vodka? oh babey its gonna be okay

WE LOVE A SMART BOI WHO RECOGNIZES HIS GIRL’S PERFUME

Sarah’s parents singing:)) i would cry too, nyles

"I love her.” “I see... That’s interesting” lmao savage

I actually really love Roy’s character. It turns out to be very humble actually and he has some insightful and lowkey poetic that lines i love. Besides that he’s hilarious.

SO the whole time i was wondering how they’d get out of the whole “same day forever”-thing, if they were to. and I LOVE LOVE LOVE that they had such a logical way out of it: science. Not anything cheesy like “a true love’s kiss” or “you learned your lesson”. Pure logic and Sarah’s hard work to get there. Huge fan of this.

I will never get over how good Nyles looks waking up and Sarah is xtra pretty in that scene:’)

Nyles just wants to stay in a loop forever because it means for sure that he gets to stay with Sarah forever and I’m lowkey into it but also like lowkey LISTEN TO HER AND GO WITH HER PLAN, NYLES

“I wanna stay with you” *sniffles*

“I love you. How about that?” PRETTY FUCKING GOOD

I love Nyles’ character development. He started off so nonchalant and cold, closed off and by this point he’s the softest, smiliest in love fool I’ve ever seen and Andy does it so good. SAMBERG HEART EYES!!

“Nothing is real in here” YES SARAH UR LOVE IS

I’m taking Sarah’s asking Nyles to believe in her and leave with her as her first “I love you” because it’s very clear that she wants to leave with him rather than without.

just- this entire scene i ugh <3 <3 <3 <3

BREAKING. UP. WITH. MISTY ! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

glass of wine filled to the brim? sarah’s my type of gal

the speech was really beautiful and sweet without being too cheesy and kudos to cristin for really delivering it like a pro! especially her “abe, don’t fuck this up” like yes girl kill him, chop him to pieces with your eyes!!! also camila is such really pretty bride

nyles looks like a cockatoo here :

nyles taking the shot and smashing the glass into the ground got me 🤭😵😏🥵

“I’m your son” I SCREAM

GIVE THE MAN A WHITE HORSE DAMNIT

Gotta admit Sarah looks like a bomb (lol nu pun intended) ass super hero in her bridesmaid dress and C4-gettup

The sentence ending up being total grammatical gibberish but Nyles trying so. damn. hard is the sweetest thing ever and should and will go down in rom-com history. It’s super romantic but also well-balanced by humor and I just.. so good. This is the kind of characters and relationships I love and wanna write myself

“you’re my favorite person that i’ve ever met” 🥺🥺🥺

“i’d rather die with you than live in this world without you” WHY AM I SO SINGLE SOMEONE LOVEE ME LIKE THIS

okay so idk but “what if we get sick of each other?” “we’re already sick of each other. it’s the best.” is so so so soft, the way nyles says it like it doesn’t matter and is honestly another key moment for me: they’ve experienced basically everything imaginable during their time in the box/loop. they’ve liked, disliked, loved, hated each other and still: he loves her. the fact that nyles knows no matter what happens it won’t stop that because it’s them?? ouch my heart.

this chaotic mess of a pairing?MESSY BOMB BRIDESMAID AND CURLY-HAIR HAWAII SHIRT-BOI!! MY OTp

Them dissing Nyles’ mom on their way into potential death? that’s love, baby

the fUCKING KISSSSSSS MANNNNNNNNNN!!!! SO ICONIC AND THE EXPLOSION IN THE BACKGROUND AND JUST WE DESERVE THIS THEY DESERVE THIS EVERYONE DESERVES THISSSS!!!

NEVER OVEER THIS EVER FOREVER NEVER

Ok so I was SURE that when it faded to black that it was done and I grew super ficking frustrated because it would leave us with this “the ending is up to whatever you chose”-kinda thing kinda a la Celeste and Jesse where it just feels unresolved and I WASN’T OKAY WITH THAT. So I’m so happy we got to know that it worked and the bebes will live happuilly ever after with Nyles’ shaggy dog:’)

Their hands on each other’s knee >>>>>

all in all 100000/10

#palm springs #palm springs spoilers #andy samberg #cristin milioti #camila mendes #sarah x nyles #emilie says things #sarah #nyles #the lonely island #nyrah

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