#ulf and wulf

[jade-of-mourning]

idk how to explain that wulf gives "oh no i'm gay" energy while ulf gives "haha gay L" energy. idk if ulf is also gay i'm just saying that wulf definitely is

they braid each other's hair only when they're convinced that nobody else can see them (spoiler alert: the whole crew knows but pretends otherwise so they can pretend to be surprised when they're affectionate ever)

#brotherband chronicles #brotherband #ulf and wulf #lychee's trash art #brotherband fanart

[reine-du-sourire]

#brotherband chronicles #hal mikkelson #stig olafson #ingvar starbreaker #edvin hopebringer #jesper stormrunner #stefan hafsærling #ulf and wulf #lydia demarek #thorn hookyhand

[brotherbandarchive]

who's a better cook: Ulf or Wulf?

Ulf: Me. Wulf: Me. Everyone else: Ulf.

#brotherband chronicles #the brotherband chronicles #ulf and wulf

[y3t1cr4b54ndb4t5]

WULF SAYING THAT HIM AND ULF COULD BE LYDIA'S BRIDESMAIDS I JUST AUGHH

#MY LIL SKRUNKLIES #brotherband chronicles #brotherband #lydia demarek #ulf and wulf

[absolutely-existing]

For the Brotherband Siren au,

#brotherband #brotherband chronicles #stig olafson #edvin #jesper stormrunner #ulf and wulf

[an1d10t]

#rangers apprentice #halt o'carrick #ranger's apprentice #ferris o'carrick #ulf and wulf #brother band

[lydia-demarek]

Hal: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!

Edvin: It's kind of complicated, but Ulf and Wulf-

Hal: Got it. Forget I asked.

#brotherband #brotherband chronicles #hal mikkelson #edvin #ulf and wulf

[nerdsloveprudes]

clowns

i feel like Wulf, Ulf and Jesper are terrified of clowns but Lydia and Stefan find it hilarious so at every chance they get they jump scare the others just to hear their friends scream.

#the herons #heron brotherband #lydia demarek #ulf and wulf

[twofoursixohjuan]

Erak: this is my best crew. they're highly trained professionals

some ambassador: those two are trying to kill each other

ambassador: that one just fell over his own feet

ambassador: that one's singing Queen

Erak, cheerfully: exactly!

#brotherband #brotherband chronicles #erak #ulf and wulf #ingvar #stefan #what do you mean this wasn't an actual scene? #stefan would love queen and you can't tell me i'm wrong

[mostlyonthefloor]

The Stern Chase moment

my crops are watered my skin is clear my hotel is trivago

(non-spoilery quote from TSC, under the cut just in case)

"As Ingvar had once observed: 'I swear, Ulf only says, "It's a nice day," so that Wulf will say, "It's night and it's raining."'"

THEY'RE SO STUPID I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

#brotherband #ulf and wulf #the stern chase spoilers

[rangersapprenticeincorrect]

A collection of Xenoblade 3 Quotes, because I have a problem

Horace: That was over *way* too soon!

Cassandra: Hear that, Will? Horace wants something a bit meatier.

Hal: Good job, everyone. We did well.

Ulf (or Wulf, take your pick): And I was the MVP. You were all thinking it!

Cassandra: HORACE YOU MUPPET! NEVER do that again!

Horace: Oh come on, you're soaking wet anyway, what difference does it make?

Cassandra: The difference is you're an arsehole! What snuffing difference...

#xenoblade chronicles 3 #will treaty #horace altman #princess cassandra #hal mikkelson #ulf and wulf

[jade-of-mourning]

"what a shitbagning brotherband" - erak starfucker 645 C.E.

and i was like oh yeah, i've gotta focus on my schoolwork, i'm not gonna procrastinate anymore, and i put this dumb shit off for all of two(?) mildly miserable days and oh fuck i have a test tomorrow. im coping shut up

i based this off of this lovely fabulous insanely Tasty art from this super cool brotherband instagram-er that i stumbled upon so the words are mixed from flonkerton and the op. all credit to op i literally had that tab open staring at it trying to suck their artistic talent into my soul.

i did a lydia atlatl doodle to make up for this i miss her

don't question what ulf and wulf are doing in the background i geniunely don't know and i cant'd raw people interacting???? why are they the only part of this drawing i actually despise but was too lazy to redraw <;/3

sorry bout the incredibly low quality here's full res

oh also here's the atlatl lydia doodle i might clean it up and post it later idk

i've become such a tumblr artist courtesy of these mad brainrots that i don't think i can draw anything properly ever again uh

also sorry to those rotting in my inbox i love you guys and it's on the way i swear after i finish this test and that lit book and that other test and ah fuck seven assignments and textbook chapter and uh </3

#brotherband #brotherband chronicles #hal mikkelson #edvin brotherband #ulf and wulf #stefan brotherband #ingvar brotherband #stig olafson #jesper brotherband #lychee's trash art #the herons #listening to fuckin aishite x3 of all the songs while writing this #i feel likeiv'e deteriorated as a person over the past few days #so tired hhhhahsjfhaskdhhhhh #i'm always lke im taking four aps instead of five aps because i'm not stupid #and then i proceed to spend 20 hours doing percussion a week lmfao #guys i just started up the club i run at middle school again and i lost so many braincells #and i realized that i totally forgot how to teach anything feels bad #i should really get back to writing up that study guide uhh #anyway ignore the tags huh what huh what

[reine-du-sourire]

for prompts, remember that Jesper & touch post that did the rounds the other day? Ingvar hugs, take it any direction you like

Ingvar loves hugs. He loves giving them and he loves getting them; he has it all down to a science.

Hal is good to hug. He makes a funny squeaking noise at first, but relaxes quickly. He hugs back. Ingvar knows not to hug him too hard or for too long, though.

Stig is great to hug. He likes hugs, he hugs back enthusiastically, and he doesn't mind being squeezed. He squeezes right back.

The twins are convenient to hug. Ingvar likes to hug them both at once; it's a great way to stop them from fighting without throwing them overboard. Much more pleasant, anyway.

Stefan is fun to hug. He loves it when Ingvar's enthusiasm lifts him right off the ground; he laughs delightedly when Ingvar spins him around in a whirling circle.

Edvin is nice to hug. He always smells good and his returning hugs are surprisingly strong for someone of his size. He lets Ingvar hug him for as long as he likes.

Jesper is hard to hug. He's so small and slippery, but can be scooped up and hugged tightly and carefully. It's funny when he hides his face in Ingvar's shirt.

#this was fun!!! #brotherband chronicles #brotherband #ingvar starbreaker #hal mikkelson #stig olafson #stig ironskin #ulf and wulf #edvin hopebringer #stefan hafsærling #jesper stormrunner

[brotherbandarchive]

#brotherband chronicles #the brotherband chronicles #brotherband #hal mikkelson #ulf and wulf #jesper stormrunner #stefan hafsærling #edvin

[y3t1cr4b54ndb4t5]

i love love love the names I gave the twins because Wulf is the "nicer" twin and even though he definitely would kill you, if you give him a reason to emphasize, he might maybe spare you, but Ulf is the "meaner" twin and will give you shit for your "sob story" and stab you

#brotherband chronicles #brotherband #ulf and wulf #ulf brotherband #wulf brotherband #ulf the merciless #wulf the merciful

[fandom--incorrect--quotes]

Stefan: What would Hal think? Ulf: Ok, that’s an interesting thought, but hear me out: what if… we ran an experiment where we spent the rest of our lives finding out what happened if we never told him?

#stefan #ulf and wulf #ulf #brotherband incorrect quotes #brotherband chronicles #incorrect quotes