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Robin huffs, "Isn't that a felony?"

"We're all practically collecting felonies at this point," says Erica.

"What's a felony?" El asks, "is it like stamps?"

"No," says Max.

“Yes, absolutely," says Erica, immediately.

"Dear god," says Nancy.

— no boys allowed, pukner

#i frickin adore this fic #it just fills my heart and makes me smile #yes there’s a bit of steddie related angst but #girls night!!! #i love them #platonic soulmate stobin #robin buckley #erica sinclair #el hopper #max mayfield #nancy wheeler #fanfic #stranger things

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The problem with Eddie Munson is that he’s been raised to love like it’ll bite, and Steve’s been taught to love like it’s a sword he can stab himself on.

— (something happens and I’m) head over heels, GibbousLunation

#this line lives rent free in my head #the visceral reaction i had to it #screaming crying #steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #anyways this is one of my favourite steddie fics #fanfic #stranger things

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“We need to go, someone tried to assassinate Markus.”

Connor’s head shot to face him, eyes widening slightly, “I’ve been here the whole time, it wasn’t me!”

“Jesus Christ Connor you’re not a suspect!” Hank groaned. It was way too fucking early for all of this.

— All that I’m asking is a chance to live, Lethotep

#this shouldn’t be so funny but it is #kshdkshjfhs #jesus christ connor !! #detroit become human #fanfic #dbh #alternate universe #dbh connor #hank anderson #au where connor and markus at cyberlife pre game #good fic!! #i’m very enjoying it :’)

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Tim took a sip of coffee and spluttered. “Why the fuck is there salt in here?”

Jason wiggled his eyebrows. “Poor little Timmers. Was he too tired to see someone tampering with his sugar bowl?”

“I hate you,” Tim groaned. Then continued to drink anyway.

Jason shook his head incredulously. “You’re a freak.”

“And you’re a zombie.” Tim deadpanned.

— i crumble completely when you cry, wingedgrace

#gosh this authors fics #they hit so hard i adore them #jason todd #tim drake #fanfic #batfam #dick grayson #angst

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Dick hung his head, looking at his hands. “I trust people to help me. You don’t trust people to do anything. That’s why we didn’t work out.”

Jason gasped dramatically. “Are you… are you breaking up with Bruce?”

Dick ruffled the kid’s hair. “We already broke up, dipshit.”

— we all fall when we lose too much, justjellyjackal

#bshdjshkdhsjf #fanfic #batfam #dick grayson #jason todd #bruce wayne #jason todd is robin #i think this is titans fic #idk i’m a lil dead inside idek what i’m reading anymore

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Damian says, "Are you not aware that head injuries can lead to hidden blood clots that end up causing irreparable damage?"

Tim hates that Damian of all people is the one to corroborate him on the blood clot thing. He's torn between agreeing, because he literally said that last night, and disagreeing, because it's Damian.

In the end, what he says is a terse, "The blood clot issue has already been covered."

Dick doesn't have a concussion. He says, "I don't have a concussion,"

The look on Jason and Tim's faces tells him they don't believe him.

"Well," Jason says dubiously, "You're at least coherent enough to deny it,"

Tim frowns. "I've read about people who hit their heads, develop a blood clot and never realize, and then just drop dead one day."

Jason and Dick both look at Tim in horror.

— a little party never killed nobody, danishsweethearts

#the sequel !! #but not really...it’s the same fic #i’m just rereading #:p #this author’s writing genuinely hits different #these are my comfort fics #batfam #age reversal au #tim drake #damian wayne

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“Let us in before I stab Drake,” a voice says.

“Why? Literally what reason? I drove you here.”

“Todd appreciates violence. I was trying to demonstrate mutual understanding as a sign of camaraderie.”

— fun and games, prismatical

#jshdjshfj i love the batfam #damian wayne #tim drake #fanfiction #fanfic #batfam #mystery #it’s really good #loads of relationship dynamics explored #plus best plot #i love the entire series #dick grayson #jason todd #cassandra cain #duke thomas #angst #humor

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He finally gets off three stops later in a neighbourhood he doesn’t recognise. It’s still drizzling, and Dick’s umbrella is sitting in his other backpack that’s sitting in his apartment, and his phone is on 23% charge.

Dick breathes out.

He breathes back in.

He thinks, very clearly, I wish I could scream right now.

— baby, it’s a sign of the times, danishsweethearts

#i haven’t stopped thinking about this fic in four days #why do i resonate with it so much #actually i know exactly why #dick grayson #batfam #fanfiction #angst #hurt/comfort #i think there’s a bit of comfort #when ur a smol town child livin in the big city u know #jshjfhsjf HAHA #ANYWAY I LOVE HIS FICS #THEY MAKE ME FEEL THE EMOTIONS AND ITS SO GOOD #also the reverse batfam au :’) that’s some good stuff right there

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“Like you know anything about football,” Steph countered. “Name one position.”

“Quarterback,” Tim said immediately.

“Okay, my fault, that was a gimme. Name another position.”

“Goalie,” he said, just as fast.

Jason gave him an incredulous look, but Steph rolled her eyes and said, “Fine. You’re a football genius. Let’s move on.”

“So tell me, Mr. Sports God, what’s a football strategy we could use?”

Tim looked like a deer in headlights, eyes wide and flicking to the sides like he thought the room might provide him with an answer. “Scatter?” he suggested.

— Chirp, AmariT

#a long one but a good one #so funny help #fanfic #tim drake #steph brown #alternate universe #very very different #this is one of my favourite fics #where tim starts helping batman when he’s like eight #bc he accidentally connects to their comms #ITS SO GOOD #batfam #fanfiction #humor #canon divergent #robin #spoiler

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Dick puts his hand to his head. Then, turning to Bruce, he says, “This is your fault. You’re the one who decides to give me siblings.”

Bruce’s face is deadpan. “I have no idea what you’re talking about, Nightwing. How could I, Bruce Wayne, a harmless non-bender, be able to decide who becomes your siblings?”

— Flameo, Batman!, HuiLian

#FUCK YIU BRUCE WHYA RE YOU MAKING ME LAUGH LIKE THIS #fshdshfhsjfbdjd #that line Broke me #into a hysterical mess #bruce wayne how Dare you be funny and sarcastic #this is very good and vv cute #lots of good batfam moments #with most of the batfam #i’m also loving the au so fa #dick grayson #bruce wayne #fanfic #avatar au #bending au #atla au #batfam

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"Fifty on Steve beating the crap out of Tony."

Natasha frowned. "He would never."

"So? It's my money to make bets with!"

"Your money is kept in a superman lunch box under your bed, it's all in singles, and it's only twenty-seven dollars, Clint."

— Just Another Day, The Ressurectionist

#the clint barton we deserved #damn i love their relationship #clint barton #natasha romanoff #this is actually a batfam crossover #w stony and bruce wayne #crossover #fanfiction #marvel #batfam #avengers #fanfic #mcu

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“Just sayin’, that’s gotta be something for your next therapy session.”

“I’m not in therapy,” Bruce said.

“Gosh,” Dick said, with exaggerated surprise. “Fancy that.”

— World’s Finest: Gallery Night, WingFeathers

#bsndhsjhdjsh DICK #batfam #fanfic #bruce wayne #dick grayson #clark kent #superbat #superman #robin #batman #dc #this series is so cute i love it #baby robin letsgoooo #soft #fluff and angst

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It’s really around that time that Dick gets sick of playing good kid and remembers that he’s a kid who regularly rode elephants and jumped off high places for fun for the first nine years of his life.

Dick always goes a bit crazy. Or a lot crazy. Or reminds the world that he’s always been crazy. The Titans even before they became the Titans, being the amazing friends they are, enabled the hell out of him.

— Wild Child Day, Mayarene Rose

#lmaoooo #cracks me up #tbh dick deserves this #i frickin love the titans #TITANS FOREVER LETSGP #basicallh dick makes them do wild stuff with him #batfam (and friends) #titans #teen titans #dick grayson #roy harper #wally west #humor #donna troy #garth #fanfic #titans shenanigans

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I lived bitch: How did you get banned from climbing on light fixtures?

Dickiebird: you know that chandelier in the main foyer

I lived bitch: There isn’t one?

Dickiebird: exactly

— Jason Todd has Joined the Chat, UniverseInk

#this is canon #made ma laugh way too much #baby dick grayson #i- :’) #dick grayson #jason todd #social media au #batfam #fanfiction #fanfic #soft #humour

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[from bird boi, 9:55 PM]

you know, wally told me the same thing.

[from wallington, 9:56 PM]

its the red hair, we all share a brain cell

[from dad bod, 9:59 PM]

i was gnona get mad but jesusnfuck walls i just lost it at that

— cry out what you need to., lanestreets

#i also lost it #so fucking funny i- #ITS THE RED HAIR #please #dick grayson’s harem of redheads #batfam (and friends) #wally west #roy harper #dick grayson #this is a kid fic #and dick adopts a kid #it’s incomplete #but it’s really sweet i do love it #AND TITANS BEING FRIENDS #yes. #titans together titans forever #fanfiction

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Kit waves her off, not quite meeting her eyes. “It’s alright. In this job, you learn not to get too attached to material things.”

This from the organization that had a schism over a sugar bowl, Olivia thinks, but doesn’t say.

— we built our own house, Starcrier

#OLIVIA YOU SAY IT LOUDER #canon divergent #happy endings #to a series of unfortunate events yes #olivia caliban #kit snicket #gosh i do love that woman though #jacques snicket #fanfiction #IN WHICH THEY LIVE #AND ITS BEAUTIFUL #the baudelaire children #quagmire triplets #asoue

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“Maybe you can get the Talons to revolt against the Court,” Jason jokes, throwing a hand over the arm of the chair and pitching his voice low and strident. “‘Throw off your chains, owl freaks. Unite!’”

Concealing the smile that startles out of him in his shoulder, Bruce huffs. “What have I told you about communism in the Cave.”

Jason heaves out a long sigh, rolling his eyes. “That it has no place here.”

— the maybe man, dustorange

#PLEASE #HAHAHHAHA #JASON I LOVE YOU #this is SUCH a good fix #batfam #jason todd #bruce wayne #good dad bruce wayne #:’) #its so good though #and like #explores bruce’s relationship with dick and jason #and also uh #court of owls #i love those fics #some good angst #jason is robin